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Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Australia
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#98 - Comment deleted 08/08/2013 on Just some quotes +1
#138 - what if you lose it?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on The future +1
User avatar #151 - warioteam (07/31/2013) [-]
have a free (but can only find the real one, unregisterable) backup with everypurchase
#146 - except when they're first born. then they smell like your rela…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Baby +2
#180 - whatwhen (07/29/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at sanic ** i believe that newborn would smell like placenta
#299 - red dead redemption: undead nightmare **** . 07/20/2013 on Title 0
#128 - delicious 07/19/2013 on Who Wants to Play Whose... -1
#3 - thats not entirely true. chicks with giant tits show them off,…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Double standards in the... -15
User avatar #10 - thatotaku (07/18/2013) [-]
The sluts show off on purpose, the actually normal girls don't try to.
#9 - withearstosee (07/18/2013) [-]
Girls with giant tits show off? Well of course, it's pretty fucking hard to have big boobs, dress comfortably and hide your breasts at the same time. They're there all the time, you know.
#93 - shime (07/18/2013) [-]
Not true, I wear long and baggy shirts or just sweaters that aren't a low-cut. They also help with covering the ass crack in case you bend down.
It's the difference between whoring yourself or actually having some self-esteem to have the person work for that view.
User avatar #6 - yologdog (07/18/2013) [-]
I think you're thinking of Hollywood movies.

When I was fit I wore baggy shirts and jeans like normal.

Ladies can find out for themselves. It's a nice surprise for the girl who likes me for who I am as a person.
#7 - denercov (07/18/2013) [-]
But the v-line is unnatural and fucked up... I doubt if a girl put her hand down my trousers to find my dick was an ostrich head that it would be a "nice surprise"
#11 - ylegrand (07/18/2013) [-]
the v-line is unnatural? I'm not even thin and I have it.
#73 - denercov (07/18/2013) [-]
I disagree
#94 - ylegrand (07/18/2013) [-]
the v is the outline of lower abdominals. Just because you have a weak core, doesn't make it unnatural and fucked up.

Next you'll be telling me that the split between the biceps and triceps is unattractive.
#95 - denercov (07/19/2013) [-]
it's unhealthy to have no fat and to get a six pack you lose most of the fat on your stomach, which is very unhealthy for your body. I've had a six pack once in my life and a v-line. From over exercising and under eating, I started to get very fatigued and was getting very ill and pale from the regime. I know this isn't true in all examples, however it just isn't good to have that little fat, however you achieve it.
#97 - ylegrand (07/19/2013) [-]
Also, eating more is important when you have more muscle.
#96 - ylegrand (07/19/2013) [-]
I have 18% body fat. 6 packs already start appearing around 15%.

All well within the healthy margins.
#98 - denercov (07/20/2013) [-]
Well done, but on a whole the people you see on tv etc such as "the situation" are unhealthy.
#4 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
except not.
#139 - im only scared of clowns if they're street performers. i have… 07/17/2013 on pennywise +16
#27 - now i feel bad. im gonna go with him for everything now. 07/17/2013 on Hey, Niko... +5
#13 - i like ps3 better,because i grew up with a playstation 2 and i… 07/16/2013 on PS3 and Xbox 360 +2
#30 - oh goodness 07/11/2013 on Facebook 0
#13 - can someone please translate?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Facebook +1
#16 - regeregechicken (07/11/2013) [-]
**regeregechicken rolled a random image posted in comment #5119899 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
User avatar #30 - somekornchick (07/11/2013) [-]
oh goodness
#33 - Oooh. I thought that the irony was that the guy is wearing a s… 07/03/2013 on Irony -2
#37 - but misty never had squirtle...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Misty +1
#58 - lildj has deleted their comment.
#98 - you should make posts about your stories. i'd read them!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Summer Camp... 0
User avatar #100 - brettyoke (06/23/2013) [-]
I might make one later tonight. There's probably about 10 or so. We'll see how it goes.
#137 - for the catapilla one, why the **** is the guy ho… 06/23/2013 on Fuckin' tumblr... part 2 0
#4 - and buildings. you can crash a helicopter into one and it will… 06/22/2013 on GTA IV +3
#22 - earthquake 06/16/2013 on Two words. +5
#149 - what? 06/13/2013 on What? +7
#9 - oh. okay! thankyou fuzzyballs 06/11/2013 on The house was too warm. +1
#3 - what is the origin of this meme? did the guy kill his kids or …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2013 on The house was too warm. +2
#15 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
Movie stepfather/step dad so in FJ its a ref to our dearly beloved OP
User avatar #6 - fuzzyballs (06/11/2013) [-]
I think it's just because he looks like a serial killer
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (06/11/2013) [-]
oh. okay! thankyou fuzzyballs
#21 - i live in australia. the first time i was bitten by a spider w…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on a hard game +1
User avatar #26 - badboycoen (06/10/2013) [-]
I must be really safe, because here, because the worst thing that has happened to me was once a spider fell on my dick when i was a small child.
User avatar #22 - breadbasket (06/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, gotta really watch out for those "dropbears."
#33 - when i saw harry potter 6, i was put on the side right up the … 06/10/2013 on For the summer movies... 0
#73 - i can relate to some extent. my mum gave me a bowl cut in grad… 06/10/2013 on Because reasons 0
#14 - i was about to ask about the iron knee one. im not a clever man. 06/08/2013 on Too much irony +3
#33 - the only thing that really scares me is mike's junk. 06/08/2013 on Sweet Dreams 0
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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