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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Australia
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#1452 - i hope i make a friend  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Let's make friends 0
User avatar #1453 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
I hope I don't get somebody I dislike. That's not a friend at all
#263 - blue. then id go see my dad 05/31/2014 on Which Button? +1
#2023 - **somekornchick rolled image ** 05/31/2014 on This is what will turn you gay 0
#325 - (___) |O,O| | 0 (\ =""==== its an owl <3 05/30/2014 on ASCII art contest 0
#77 - the deaf guy one reminded me of this story: My mum is a nu… 05/30/2014 on 20 Amusing Facts... +1
#12 - dammit i want usagi-sama, that adorable little **** ! 05/29/2014 on (titel) +1
#4309 - **somekornchick rolled image ** 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#144 - id say the kid with his dick in his mums butt 05/29/2014 on Awkward family photos 0
#3762 - **somekornchick rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#84 - at first i read it as 'wearing the plants' and i got very confuzzled 05/27/2014 on 4chan in a nutshell +5
#1280 - platypus 05/27/2014 on Let's make a story. 0
#23 - aw baby rabbits arent that ugly! 05/23/2014 on Extra Fabulous Comics... +1
#52 - i had hermit crabs that ran away. i feel ya bro. 05/23/2014 on Dolly, the Rescue Turtle 0
#6 - i dont understand whats happening.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Feel Good -1
User avatar #7 - thingexplain (05/21/2014) [-]
Instead of the normal drug trip, the pills are making the kid feel like his grandmother is alive and with him again.
#10 - blancka (05/21/2014) [-]
I thought they killed the kid
#43 - his arms look like sleeves... 05/21/2014 on Epic guys on Twitter -1
#115 - ******* LOVE tmnt! 05/21/2014 on dude let me in, i'm a turtle 0
#21 - when will people realize: just because you're comfortable with…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on No matter how much you... +31
User avatar #31 - sursum (05/20/2014) [-]
I'm ok with old people using the change rooms though, because you don't judge someone on something that they can't actually control.
User avatar #63 - grimsho (05/20/2014) [-]
And changerooms have the express purpose of actually stripping down naked to change your clothes, so you can't complain about the old dude's nudity, at least he's not doing it on the subway, right?
User avatar #72 - makerofmemes (05/20/2014) [-]
What really bothers me about naked people in the change room is when they shame you for not wanting to get naked in front of them. When I was a young 8 year old I remember countless old women telling me that we're all girls and I shouldn't get changed in a cubicle. Still traumatized to this day.
#57 - but...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on (untitled) +1
#75 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [-]
"stop copies me"
#128 - he has an unnaturally long body. 05/19/2014 on The man of the wild +2
#1020 - i visit this site every day, making comments and thumbing up o… 05/18/2014 on Who deserves colored text? 0
#48 - crtl+ = 05/18/2014 on That was helpful 0
#43 - that would suck for stillborns...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on anon is pepsi +66
User avatar #148 - ykaliber (05/18/2014) [-]
>Nine month respawn time
>get instakilled when alive,
>crappy respawn spots man
#12 - whats that in the second picture? is it its ear? I am no…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on A NEW HOPE 0
User avatar #14 - sickopuppy (05/16/2014) [-]
it's a flap of fur that is stuck together like dreads
#362 - ninja turtles... nice! 05/15/2014 on You now have super powers 0
#69 - I love my cat. He has to wear a cone cos he scratched his own … 05/14/2014 on Just before he passed away… 0
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User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
&lt;basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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