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#747 - Meh. Boring as far as Cons go  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #748 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
never been heh
#745 - Everyone is dumb, ********** are brewing, and webms are…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #746 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
well yea thats life lol

people be dumb

add media and all of it gets worst.

but oh well

besides dead anything new?

how was everfree?
User avatar #747 - somber (06/26/2015) [-]
Meh. Boring as far as Cons go
User avatar #748 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
never been heh
#743 - Better than dealing with the **** going on in the media…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #744 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #745 - somber (06/26/2015) [-]
Everyone is dumb, shitstorms are brewing, and webms are now gifs. Dumbest shit ever.
User avatar #746 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
well yea thats life lol

people be dumb

add media and all of it gets worst.

but oh well

besides dead anything new?

how was everfree?
User avatar #747 - somber (06/26/2015) [-]
Meh. Boring as far as Cons go
User avatar #748 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
never been heh
#741 - As per usual, dead.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/23/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #742 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
BUT BEING DEAD IS NO FUN
User avatar #743 - somber (06/26/2015) [-]
Better than dealing with the shit going on in the media and on funnyjunk
User avatar #744 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #745 - somber (06/26/2015) [-]
Everyone is dumb, shitstorms are brewing, and webms are now gifs. Dumbest shit ever.
User avatar #746 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
well yea thats life lol

people be dumb

add media and all of it gets worst.

but oh well

besides dead anything new?

how was everfree?
User avatar #747 - somber (06/26/2015) [-]
Meh. Boring as far as Cons go
User avatar #748 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
never been heh
#739 - Wat  [+] (9 new replies) 06/23/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #740 - zealotgold (06/23/2015) [-]
where you been?
User avatar #741 - somber (06/23/2015) [-]
As per usual, dead.
User avatar #742 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
BUT BEING DEAD IS NO FUN
User avatar #743 - somber (06/26/2015) [-]
Better than dealing with the shit going on in the media and on funnyjunk
User avatar #744 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #745 - somber (06/26/2015) [-]
Everyone is dumb, shitstorms are brewing, and webms are now gifs. Dumbest shit ever.
User avatar #746 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
well yea thats life lol

people be dumb

add media and all of it gets worst.

but oh well

besides dead anything new?

how was everfree?
User avatar #747 - somber (06/26/2015) [-]
Meh. Boring as far as Cons go
User avatar #748 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
never been heh
#736 - DEAD  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #737 - zealotgold (06/01/2015) [-]
LIVE DARN YOU!!
#734 - WHAT  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #735 - zealotgold (05/31/2015) [-]
WHERR YOU BE?
User avatar #736 - somber (06/01/2015) [-]
DEAD
User avatar #737 - zealotgold (06/01/2015) [-]
LIVE DARN YOU!!
#176 - Indeed friend 05/30/2015 on A special big ol' no 0
#731 - ??  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #732 - zealotgold (05/23/2015) [-]
What's up?
#728 - IM TRYINg YOU KEEP MESSAGING ME  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #729 - zealotgold (05/12/2015) [-]
THEN GOOD NIGHT

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User avatar #738 - zealotgold (06/23/2015) [-]
somber!!!
User avatar #739 to #738 - somber (06/23/2015) [-]
Wat
User avatar #740 to #739 - zealotgold (06/23/2015) [-]
where you been?
User avatar #741 to #740 - somber (06/23/2015) [-]
As per usual, dead.
User avatar #742 to #741 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
BUT BEING DEAD IS NO FUN
User avatar #743 to #742 - somber (06/26/2015) [-]
Better than dealing with the **** going on in the media and on funnyjunk
User avatar #745 to #744 - somber (06/26/2015) [-]
Everyone is dumb, ********** are brewing, and webms are now gifs. Dumbest **** ever.
User avatar #746 to #745 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
well yea thats life lol

people be dumb

add media and all of it gets worst.

but oh well

besides dead anything new?

how was everfree?
User avatar #747 to #746 - somber (06/26/2015) [-]
Meh. Boring as far as Cons go
User avatar #748 to #747 - zealotgold (06/26/2015) [-]
never been heh
User avatar #733 - zealotgold (05/31/2015) [-]
HEY
User avatar #734 to #733 - somber (05/31/2015) [-]
WHAT
User avatar #735 to #734 - zealotgold (05/31/2015) [-]
WHERR YOU BE?
User avatar #736 to #735 - somber (06/01/2015) [-]
DEAD
User avatar #737 to #736 - zealotgold (06/01/2015) [-]
LIVE DARN YOU!!
User avatar #730 - zealotgold (05/23/2015) [-]
!!
User avatar #731 to #730 - somber (05/23/2015) [-]
??
User avatar #732 to #731 - zealotgold (05/23/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #715 - zealotgold (05/12/2015) [-]
HEY YOU BUTT
User avatar #716 to #715 - somber (05/12/2015) [-]
whut
User avatar #717 to #716 - zealotgold (05/12/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #718 to #717 - somber (05/12/2015) [-]
sleep
User avatar #719 to #718 - zealotgold (05/12/2015) [-]
Its only 9pm
User avatar #720 to #719 - somber (05/12/2015) [-]
shhhhhh
User avatar #721 to #720 - zealotgold (05/12/2015) [-]
But but
User avatar #722 to #721 - somber (05/12/2015) [-]
SHHHHHHH
User avatar #723 to #722 - zealotgold (05/12/2015) [-]
NO ITS TIME TO WAKEY WAKEY
User avatar #724 to #723 - somber (05/12/2015) [-]
nofaku
User avatar #725 to #724 - zealotgold (05/12/2015) [-]
wanna fight bout it?
User avatar #726 to #725 - somber (05/12/2015) [-]
no, i want to sleep
User avatar #727 to #726 - zealotgold (05/12/2015) [-]
then go bed
User avatar #728 to #727 - somber (05/12/2015) [-]
IM TRYINg
YOU KEEP MESSAGING ME
User avatar #729 to #728 - zealotgold (05/12/2015) [-]
THEN GOOD NIGHT
User avatar #662 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
AWQ YES I LIKE AND JELLY YOU ARE GOING TO EFNW UUUGGGGHHHHH
User avatar #690 to #662 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
Ur just mad cuz I'm swole.
User avatar #691 to #690 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
lol nah just you gave me an idea
User avatar #694 to #691 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
WHAT IDEA
User avatar #695 to #694 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
AN IDEA!

BUT I HAS OTHER QUESTIONS FIRST.

FIRST AND FORMOST WHATS THE COOLEST THING YOU HAVE GOTTEN FROM FANS?
User avatar #696 to #695 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
A blowjob.
Nah jk some really well made BJ plushies.
And dude I don't want ur stuff
User avatar #697 to #696 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
THEN IDEA 2!

and nah its something ull like
User avatar #698 to #697 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
Bruh
I don't want you to send me anything
User avatar #699 to #698 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
bruh

i got an idea, something youll like, and make you smile for a little bit just need to trust me, i sound crazy cause i am but trust me!
User avatar #700 to #699 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
Just say what it is.
I hate surprises.
User avatar #702 to #700 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
NOW*

HOLY ****
i cant type
User avatar #701 to #700 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
fine >.>

kinda of a mini laugh from me to you, was gonna send a changeling in a vault 99 suit with a note that said

"somber never likes to wright about me"

it was that or send you glory with a little note that says

"HA CANT KILL ME KNOW ASSHOLE."

shut up it made me laugh
User avatar #703 to #701 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
But
I could just
Shoot the plushy
User avatar #704 to #703 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
you could.

but then i would find out lol

User avatar #705 to #704 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
Except its a moot point
Cuz I ain't takin ur ****
Although I appreciate the thought.
User avatar #706 to #705 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
but ***** ! >.> i try to do nice heh

why no nice!
User avatar #707 to #706 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
Because I don't actually like being an internet celebrity and receiving gifts all the time.
Just go donate instead.
User avatar #708 to #707 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
as i say its more from a friend point dude!
and mini jab i wanna poke!

and i was planning on that as well
User avatar #709 to #708 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
Donation > whatever else
pls i dont want gifts go awai
User avatar #712 to #709 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
/17th
User avatar #713 to #712 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
I will see...?
A donation?
User avatar #714 to #713 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
yes!
User avatar #711 to #709 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
on the 16th btw, you will see!
User avatar #710 to #709 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
D: no h8!
User avatar #663 to #662 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
Go
meet me
I'll try not to repulse you too much
User avatar #665 to #663 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
35 hour drive ftw...
User avatar #664 to #663 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
its over 2434 miles away....but if i have a **** ton of money and 5 days off i might
User avatar #666 to #664 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
AIRPLANES ARE A THING
User avatar #667 to #666 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
EATHER SPEND 35 HOURS FOR LIKE 300 BUCKS ROUND TRIP OR DROP LIKE 1000 IM GOOD.
User avatar #668 to #667 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
Yeah but 35 hours there and 35 back is ******* retarded.
User avatar #670 to #668 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
done worse
User avatar #669 to #668 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
eh i love driving
User avatar #671 to #669 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
Why would you ******* torture your car with 5k miles in a week.
Stahp.
User avatar #674 to #671 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
OR YOU GO TO BRONYCON CAUSE IM DEBATING THAT
User avatar #672 to #671 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
CAUSE I NEVER BEEN TO A CON LIKE THAT AND IT SEEMS LIKE BALLS FUN!
User avatar #673 to #672 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
AIRPLANE
U CUNT
User avatar #675 to #673 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
CCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTT BUT ITLL BE MONEY
User avatar #676 to #675 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
If you're just going for me, then don't go.
I'm literally gonna be like
"Hi."
Hi somber it's me, zealot.
"Oh hey dude. Welcome to the con."
Then I would fistbump/sign your PH stuff.
That's about it.
I ain't got that kinda time.
User avatar #677 to #676 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
NAH I WOULD GO FOR OTHER REASONS AS WELL MOSTLY SEE A LOT OF COOL PEOPLE I KNOW,

but i might say **** it and go to bronycon

but i now need more ph stuff...
User avatar #678 to #677 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
EFNW usually ******* sucks.
Just go to bronycon.
Better yet, DashCon.
User avatar #679 to #678 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
ha.

but maybe....im just not sure tbh
User avatar #680 to #679 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
Is anyone ever really sure of anything?
Probably.
User avatar #682 to #680 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
AND ALSO RANDOM PERSONAL QUESTION.

WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
User avatar #684 to #682 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
THE DAY I WAS BORN
User avatar #689 to #684 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
I NEEDS TO KNOW.
User avatar #692 to #689 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
WHy
User avatar #693 to #692 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
AM I NOT ALLOWED TO SURPRISE A FRIEND?
User avatar #686 to #684 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
AND THAT DAY WAS?
User avatar #681 to #680 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
im okay with that AND HOLY **** YOU NEED TO LIKE STOP DIEING >.>

BUT.

ONE DAY SOMBER.

I WILL FIND YOU.
HUNT YOU DOWN.
LOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE EYE.
AND GIVE YOU A HUNG AND NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.

User avatar #683 to #681 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
My sides.
They have entered orbit.
gggggg
and what do you mean dying
User avatar #685 to #683 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
lol better than i though and kidney stones >.>
User avatar #687 to #685 - somber (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah
Well I'm not dead.
I'm a spooky skeleton.
Spoop.
User avatar #688 to #687 - zealotgold (05/08/2015) [-]
too spoopy!!!!!!!!

but no less you chuckle **** !
User avatar #659 - zealotgold (04/28/2015) [-]
whats the good news?
User avatar #660 to #659 - somber (04/28/2015) [-]
Fighting the good fight.
User avatar #661 to #660 - zealotgold (04/28/2015) [-]
Aw yeah
#655 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
also this will sound weird but on a serious note of all the quotes you ever writen this out of all of them was my favorite, i had it for a screen savor and its something i live by ( dumb i know hush) but it just means a lot to me because its very true about me an it always made me wanna do better in the world so i can actually say this to you and its thank you. thank you for helping me find who i wanna become, and that is some one who can do better in the world and to help fix the wrongs i have done to others so thank you somber, really it means a lot to me that you wrote this and i have been able to bug and still bug you about all of this heh
User avatar #656 to #655 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Um.
You're welcome, I guess.
User avatar #657 to #656 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
Shush just saying >.>
User avatar #658 to #657 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Gay.
User avatar #614 - zealotgold (04/25/2015) [-]
haha somber likes poni
User avatar #635 to #614 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
What are YOU gonna do, ban me?
User avatar #636 to #635 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
no cause i like you and your stories!
User avatar #637 to #636 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Well I like you and you don't have any stories!
User avatar #638 to #637 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
cause i read too much lol though would love to have one/ help with one, one day!
User avatar #639 to #638 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
You realize I'm just mimicking everything you say, right?
User avatar #640 to #639 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
yes >.> but! no less! ill take it you jerk haha
User avatar #641 to #640 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Hey, chapter 75 is out.



just ******* kidding
User avatar #643 to #642 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
No but seriously.
User avatar #644 to #643 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
ooo it is out?!
User avatar #645 to #644 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
yeah go look
User avatar #647 to #646 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
ggggget rekt kid

fell for it twice, top kek
User avatar #649 to #648 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Stop being sad, I don't feel bad.
User avatar #650 to #649 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
your towing with my hope to read it!
User avatar #651 to #650 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
That's kind of what makes it funny.
User avatar #652 to #651 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
but but but
User avatar #653 to #652 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
kek kek kek
User avatar #615 to #614 - somber (04/25/2015) [-]
what no i dont shudduuuup
User avatar #616 to #615 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
Somber!
User avatar #617 to #616 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #619 to #618 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #620 to #619 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
What's up negro?
User avatar #621 to #620 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Deez nuts.
User avatar #622 to #621 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
Ghay anything new and exciting?
User avatar #623 to #622 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Playing DnD
User avatar #624 to #623 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
Neat! Also jelly
User avatar #625 to #624 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Peanut Butter.
User avatar #626 to #625 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
U checky cunt
User avatar #627 to #626 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Butt Cheeks.
User avatar #629 to #628 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #631 to #630 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #632 to #631 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
cause i said
User avatar #633 to #632 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Well I say otherwise.
User avatar #634 to #633 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
what are you going to do? ban me?
User avatar #603 - zealotgold (04/24/2015) [-]
Go to bed fuk boi
User avatar #604 to #603 - somber (04/24/2015) [-]
I don't sleep
User avatar #605 to #604 - zealotgold (04/24/2015) [-]
Go sleep
User avatar #606 to #605 - somber (04/24/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #607 to #606 - zealotgold (04/24/2015) [-]
Do it
User avatar #608 to #607 - somber (04/24/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #609 to #608 - zealotgold (04/24/2015) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #610 to #609 - somber (04/24/2015) [-]
I don't sleep.
User avatar #612 to #611 - somber (04/24/2015) [-]
Cuz.
User avatar #613 to #612 - zealotgold (04/24/2015) [-]
Cause why?
#584 - zealotgold (04/23/2015) [-]
Sup faggot?
User avatar #585 to #584 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Sucking dick
Not sucking dick.
The usual...
#586 to #585 - zealotgold (04/23/2015) [-]
What are you straight?
User avatar #587 to #586 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Of course not.
I like MLP.
User avatar #588 to #587 - zealotgold (04/23/2015) [-]
Haha you like techno color ponies
User avatar #589 to #588 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
...
Technicolor.
TECHNICOLOR.
User avatar #591 to #590 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
What's up with you?
User avatar #592 to #591 - zealotgold (04/23/2015) [-]
Nm just got home from class, how bout you?
User avatar #593 to #592 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Working.
Well, pretending to work.
User avatar #594 to #593 - zealotgold (04/23/2015) [-]
Lol why so?
User avatar #595 to #594 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
I'm on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #596 to #595 - zealotgold (04/23/2015) [-]
As in where u working?
User avatar #597 to #596 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Burger Joint.
User avatar #598 to #597 - zealotgold (04/23/2015) [-]
Bleh I see why then heh
User avatar #599 to #598 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Hey wire me 9,000 dollars.
User avatar #600 to #599 - zealotgold (04/23/2015) [-]
Lol why?
User avatar #601 to #600 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #602 to #601 - zealotgold (04/23/2015) [-]
Cause I'm broke as ****
#581 - zealotgold (04/23/2015) [-]
oh hey found dis
User avatar #582 to #581 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Absolutely disgusting
User avatar #580 - zealotgold (04/21/2015) [-]
ooo i like it!
User avatar #532 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
boop
#533 to #532 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Hay der Sexay.
Hay der Sexay.
User avatar #572 to #533 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
Good morning.
User avatar #573 to #572 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Well it's noon for me, but sure. What's up?
User avatar #574 to #573 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
Cooling off from my outburst from yesterday

Lots of Alcohol and masturbation.
User avatar #575 to #574 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Daily schedule ahoy.
I'd probably be a millionaire if I didn't spend so much on booze.
User avatar #576 to #575 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
...

You did not need to remind me of that that was part of the reason why I was drinking to begin with.
User avatar #577 to #576 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
=_=
Quit being such a ******* bitch
Get over yourself.
You're like a high school tumblrista who can't cope with the fact that she's not a special snowflake
User avatar #578 to #577 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
Thanks Asshole

Just let me enlighten over the fact someone somewhere thought Fallout and Pones clicked.

Meanwhile you're sitting up to your ass in worthless cash.
User avatar #579 to #578 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
"sitting up to my ass in worthless cash"
I'm not gonna go over my donation income not being that much again

As for fallout equestria, it's not like there haven't been weirder ******* combinations.

And I'm an asshole?
You come to MY profile, you spit your putrid jealousy for the public to see, you claim you want help, you bitch and moan, when in reality your fic is probably a sack of **** . THAT is the reason that you have no readers, no following, no crew to help you.
Not because the universe hates you or you're unlucky.
Shut your ******* needy, pathetic, ass up.
Either grow up, or get the **** off my profile.
I gave advice, I tried talking to you in every which way, but all you did was show me you're not even WILLING to improve. Instead you'll sit and stew in your bitterness, hating the world because other people are better than you.
Why don't you go spend some of your "good boy points" and cry to your mother about how no one reads your amazing fic.
****
User avatar #569 to #533 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
How can I be certain you can help me? What are you?

You built an empire off your...thing and I've been looking for anything that could help me with mine.
User avatar #571 to #569 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
And then you died
Alright, god talk
User avatar #570 to #569 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, idk what you want from anybody.

Editors: Find some friends with writing experience, have them help you out to finalize your work.
Fans: Just keep plugging and promoting your fic on whatever site it is you post it on. I wrote a pony thing, so Equestria Daily plugged me and bronys are kind of a huge community, so there's that.
Money: Idk man, I barely have enough of my own.
Writing skill: You just gotta keep writing and having peers review it. Writing is a skill you develop, not something that just happens.

That's basically all the help anyone can give you with this.
I mean, if you have any specific questions, then I can try, but idk what you want/need
User avatar #559 to #533 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
Great. Wonderful

******* Fantastic...
User avatar #560 to #559 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Dude?
What's wrong?
User avatar #561 to #560 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
You write fanfiction about 2 things that DON'T even remotely connect and are successful

You have a work force helping you with **** 24/7

People give you money to do this

Meanwhile on my side of the rock. I have one writer, ME, one artist, one animator and that is NOTHING

NOTHING!!!
User avatar #562 to #561 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, it's not like it ******* fell into my lap.
I had to work my ass off, and I produced chapters of a HUGE length in relatively short time.
If it wasn't good, I wouldn't have the praise and renown.
So instead of ******** on yourself, improve yourself.
I had to get my editors, my fans, my APPROVAL FROM THE WRITER OF THE ORIGINAL FALLOUT EQUESTRIA, myself, through working my plot off.
I never even expected it to be this huge.
Besides, the donation money isn't huge, but it's enough to supplement my income enough so that I'm not out on the street, WHICH I WAS LAST WEEK.
User avatar #563 to #562 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
WHO CARES?!

I hate your success! I dunno how you got it but you did.
User avatar #564 to #563 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
You're seriously hating on me because I succeeded?
You're a dick, man.
User avatar #565 to #564 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
You act like you've never seen jealousy before

I don't have half the **** you do and i'm struggling because of it.
User avatar #566 to #565 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
So what's your point?
Why are you complaining to me?
User avatar #567 to #566 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
Because I need HELP
User avatar #568 to #567 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
WELL WHY DIDNT YA SAY SO
That's not how someone asks for help at all.
I don't need a sob story to help someone.
User avatar #547 to #533 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm this dude.
I write fanfiction for LoK and Xenoblade.
I live in California.
I **** no bitches and spend money on art projects.
#548 to #547 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
I mean.
Yeah.
That sounds pretty good.
TBH most of my income is donations.
Have you heard of Project Horizons?
Or fallout equestria?
User avatar #549 to #548 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
No

Sounds boring.
User avatar #550 to #549 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Literally thousands of people disagree.
But to each his own I guess.
So where did you see me?
User avatar #551 to #550 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
Why the donation money?
User avatar #552 to #551 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Because I'm trying to get a job teaching, but it's not really working out.
User avatar #553 to #552 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
Yeah but WHERE are they coming from?
User avatar #554 to #553 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
The readers of my fic.
User avatar #555 to #554 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
I wish it worked the same for mine...
User avatar #556 to #555 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, I've been working on it for 3+ years, it's very long, and is always featured on Equestria Daily. I also have a crack team of editors who help me out, and a fans who have kept me going since the start.
User avatar #557 to #556 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
>Editors

Another thing I don't have.
User avatar #558 to #557 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm sorry?
It's just friends who look over it and have some smarts about writing
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#535 to #534 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
I..
Do I know you?
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#537 to #536 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
I um...
I'm flattered?
How do you know me?
WHO ARE YOU
ILLURMINURTI
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User avatar #539 to #538 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
But why would you want to know about me in particular?
User avatar #540 to #539 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
You're making me not wanna know you since you're being boring as **** right now.
#541 to #540 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
WELL I'M CONFUSED.   
It's not everyday people exactly talk to me about stuff that ISN'T Project Horizons.   
Usually I'm just a hermit.   
Albeit, a handsome ass hermit, but a hermit nonetheless.
WELL I'M CONFUSED.
It's not everyday people exactly talk to me about stuff that ISN'T Project Horizons.
Usually I'm just a hermit.
Albeit, a handsome ass hermit, but a hermit nonetheless.
User avatar #542 to #541 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
I see a new face I wanna say hi

But if you don't want me here fine i'll leave.
User avatar #544 to #542 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Also what's with the deleting comments?
#543 to #542 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
I didn't say I don't want you here.
I just said it's different.
Chillax.
I'm not exactly judgmental or hard to to impress.
If you want to get to know me, then add me as a friend.
And by no means am I new.
I've been around for a good while.
User avatar #545 to #543 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm not gonna friend you unless I get to know you.
#546 to #545 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Well whatcha wanna know?
I'm this dude.
I write fanfiction for MLP and Fallout.
I live in Vegas.
I **** bitches get money.
#477 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
WHY YOU SO NEEDY?!
#515 to #477 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
needs more stuff that a good friend made me a long time ago
#516 to #515 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
did you kill em?
#517 to #516 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
Shoulda.
Would have hurt him less than what I did.
#518 to #517 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
well **** im sorry bro, mind if i ask what happend?
User avatar #519 to #518 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
he was a changeling so i didn't include him in Horizons.
Obviously not, but I don't want to talk about it
User avatar #521 to #519 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
just dont hate on best changelings
#522 to #521 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
Of course not!
I can't hate on best changelings when such a thing doesn't exist!
User avatar #523 to #522 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
wow okay r00d
User avatar #525 to #524 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
i swear to god ill wreck u m8
#528 to #527 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
You died, and I lived.
The end.
User avatar #529 to #528 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
i cant die im a changeling i just come back
User avatar #530 to #529 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
hey zealot
is your anus prepared
User avatar #520 to #519 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
its all good then my friend no worries at all
User avatar #478 to #477 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
Because my mother didn't love me
User avatar #491 to #478 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
happy?
User avatar #492 to #491 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
That's the smallest collection I've ever seen
THOU CLAIMEST TO BE A TRUE FAN OF THE GODDESSES WORK?
LIES.
User avatar #495 to #492 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
I ALSO DIDNT POST ONES I ALREADY DID
User avatar #494 to #492 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
AND I LOOKED ALL OVER.
User avatar #493 to #492 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
NEGRO I ONLY GET GOOD ONES, THERE IS LIKE 0-NONE OUT THERE I CAN FIND.
User avatar #496 to #493 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
I saideth horizons, but thou only postedeth blacketh jacketh
User avatar #498 to #496 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
and i like black jack

sue me
User avatar #499 to #498 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
brb finding my FO:EH flash drive
User avatar #502 to #501 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
DONDE ESTA
LA BIBLIOTECA
MI LLAMO T-BONE
LA ARANA DISCOTECA
also yes, as soon as i find it
you are **********
User avatar #503 to #502 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
I ONLY SPEAK MERICAN AND
what if i stole it
User avatar #504 to #503 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
impossible
you would have more than like 3 pictures
also, translation

Where is the library, my name is T-Bone, the spider of the disco
#505 to #504 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
maybe i wanna spite you
User avatar #506 to #505 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
After what I just posted to your profile?
Thanks, dickweed.
User avatar #508 to #506 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
just for you
User avatar #507 to #506 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
well look again
#509 to #507 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
awww, you're such a fag
But you're my little fag
#510 to #509 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
omg i try to be nice haha
User avatar #511 to #510 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
y'know who else WAS my little fag
p-21
User avatar #512 to #511 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
i see what u did there.
#514 to #513 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
need more chanageling
User avatar #500 to #499 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
FOEPH
******* FJ
User avatar #497 to #496 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
cause 0-none of others >.>
#458 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
HEY
HEY
User avatar #459 to #458 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
SHADDAP
User avatar #461 to #460 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
rewatching all the anthologies
cuz why not
User avatar #462 to #461 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
NEEDS rum
User avatar #463 to #462 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
I got a flask full of hypnotic
User avatar #464 to #463 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
hmm alright then
User avatar #465 to #464 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
Do you even know what Hypnotic is without googling it
User avatar #466 to #465 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
sounds like purple drank but no clue what it is
User avatar #468 to #466 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
ALSO, DUMP ALL YOUR HORIZONS PICS ON MY PROFILE
User avatar #470 to #468 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
BUT WHY?
User avatar #471 to #470 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
WHY NOT
#472 to #471 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
cause effort!
cause effort!
User avatar #473 to #472 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
DONT CARE
DO IT
#474 to #473 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
but but but
but but but
User avatar #476 to #474 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
AND IN A NEW THREAD
NOT THSI ONE
User avatar #467 to #466 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
It's blue drank
google it
User avatar #469 to #467 - zealotgold (04/13/2015) [-]
ooo neat
#422 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
HEY.
hey
hey
hey

you killed glory you slut
User avatar #443 to #422 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
But her being dead is all the more reason to do drugs
nobody to stop me now
User avatar #444 to #443 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
no means i will! and speaking dat where do you live?
User avatar #445 to #444 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
New Vegas
User avatar #446 to #445 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]

lies no beach there!
User avatar #447 to #446 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
>cuz driving to the coast is hard
User avatar #448 to #447 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
yea its like what 4 hours away

and dont wanna party in ohio
User avatar #449 to #448 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
That's why I'm going with friends, and spending a few days there.
Also, I could very well just go to Boulder Beach at Lake Mead
User avatar #450 to #449 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
well... makes more sense and why no take me?
User avatar #451 to #450 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
>OHIO
>MEETING INTERNET FRIENDS
>NO
>NO
User avatar #453 to #452 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
haha u said butt
User avatar #455 to #453 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
gonna have funs though?
User avatar #456 to #455 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
yeah, of course
User avatar #457 to #456 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
good! just dont have too much!
User avatar #423 to #422 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
Oi
I do wot i want m8
da fook u gon do bout it m80000
User avatar #424 to #423 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
be sad cause she is dead T.T

how are yea fook boy?
User avatar #425 to #424 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
well
I'm about to purchase dank marijuana and go to the beach
Sooo
User avatar #426 to #425 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
awww **** sounds like a dream

dont get caught yea ***** just passed my drug test so im happy
User avatar #427 to #426 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
but zealot
i always fail drugtests
because i am drug
User avatar #428 to #427 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
*****
gotta be clean to pass
but christ im happy cause weed might be legal here soon
User avatar #429 to #428 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
fun
User avatar #430 to #429 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
yes but why so dank?
User avatar #431 to #430 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
cuz im a 1337 MLG quicksc0per and i 0nly sm0ke the dankest w33d b4 i fuk ur bitch
#432 to #431 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
but why?


but why?
User avatar #433 to #432 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
the **** you mean why
User avatar #434 to #433 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
well why ?!
User avatar #435 to #434 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
WHY WHAT
User avatar #436 to #435 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
WHY WEED ***** ?
User avatar #437 to #436 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
WHY NOT
User avatar #438 to #437 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
CAUSE DRUGS R BAD MMKKAY?
User avatar #439 to #438 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
oh, sorry Glory
#440 to #439 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
YEA CAUSE SHES DEAD
User avatar #441 to #440 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
So cuz she's dead I shouldn't do drugs?
#442 to #441 - zealotgold (04/11/2015) [-]
yus! cause we all need a little glory
User avatar #421 - zealotgold (04/01/2015) [-]
negro what you mean?!
#415 - zealotgold (03/29/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #416 to #415 - somber (03/29/2015) [-]
Didja finish those errands
User avatar #418 to #417 - somber (03/30/2015) [-]
Celestia hasbestcock is best princess
#394 - zealotgold (03/28/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #395 to #394 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
you stahp that
#396 to #395 - zealotgold (03/28/2015) [-]
mmm no
mmm no
User avatar #397 to #396 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
WHY DO YOU HAVE AN INCREASED SPEED ONE
#398 to #397 - zealotgold (03/28/2015) [-]
YOU MEAN OVER DRIVE
YOU MEAN OVER DRIVE
User avatar #399 to #398 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
WHAT THE FUUUU-
*black hole*
User avatar #400 to #399 - zealotgold (03/28/2015) [-]
lol whats up go fish?
User avatar #401 to #400 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
Well.. I decided I would boot up Fallout New Vegas, play around for a bit.
Made a new character, got level 7 before even going to Primm... Decided that with a 10mm and a Hunting Rifle I was gonna go take down every deathclaw in Quarry Junction.
And then I did it.
It's official, I've mastered fallout.
Now to wait for 4.
User avatar #402 to #401 - zealotgold (03/28/2015) [-]
>not using ur fist's at lvl 5
come on bro, do you even fallout?

and i hope they announce this year
User avatar #403 to #402 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
>mod that adds perk that adds armors DT to your fists damage
>mod that adds perk that adds to fist damage
>100 unarmed
>level 50
>naked
>suave gambler's hat
come at me Deathclaws
User avatar #404 to #403 - zealotgold (03/28/2015) [-]
>not using a 9 mill or a knife
>being lvl 5
>wonder in by accident
> ****************
>scream like a little girl until they one dies
>run out of ammo
> *****
>pull out fists
>kill them all
> **** house
>take over vegas
>become king of wasteland
User avatar #405 to #404 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
Ye ok
I know for a fact that the Deathclaw Alpha Male one shots you below level 13
>I blew up Lanius with a fatman before he could even ******* look at me
>I disintegrated House and even his pod became ashes
>I shot Benny in his own casino
>I punched Caesar in the face with a Praetorians ballistic fist
>I shot the bitch in the dam and assassinated the President
>Shot Yes Man until I ran out of bullets
But I still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch!
User avatar #406 to #405 - zealotgold (03/28/2015) [-]
use ur cyber eyes duh!
and you played how i play i love it, i just killed everyone.
User avatar #407 to #406 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
It's ******** , there's nothing that fits roleplay for Blackjack.
You'd think House, but House wants you to kill the BoS
Independent Vegas doesn't work, Blackjack would never want to be the boss
NCR is corrupt and clinging to democratic views that just won't work
Legion is... legion.
User avatar #408 to #407 - zealotgold (03/28/2015) [-]
i can see her doing what she does best and be security and have a free Vegas but she sets it up with the strip and the out lieing communities helping out and have like a city council so she then could do her own thing
User avatar #409 to #408 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
Hey
You
should like
Get your arty farty friends
to recolor those gifs
into blackjack and glory
or scotch and blackjack
DO EET
User avatar #411 to #409 - zealotgold (03/28/2015) [-]
ill see if i can find sum
User avatar #412 to #411 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
I'll slap ur ****
User avatar #413 to #412 - zealotgold (03/28/2015) [-]
maybe giffythetoad might help but no idea if he will
User avatar #414 to #413 - giffythetoad (03/28/2015) [-]
Ask someone else. I don't like doing recolours.
User avatar #410 to #409 - zealotgold (03/28/2015) [-]
negro you think i have arty farty friends?!
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