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#2482 - Yeah but now that I'm here you gotta ****** respect. Bruhski.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on zealotgold's profile 0
User avatar #2483 - zealotgold (05/02/2015) [-]
I do heh but I won't use is round you as much, also 75 out?
#2480 - Use your own oc fegit  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on zealotgold's profile 0
User avatar #2481 - zealotgold (05/02/2015) [-]
But I like blackjack and her compact horn
User avatar #2482 - somber (05/02/2015) [-]
Yeah but now that I'm here you gotta fuckin respect. Bruhski.
User avatar #2483 - zealotgold (05/02/2015) [-]
I do heh but I won't use is round you as much, also 75 out?
#174 - Late response is late :3 05/01/2015 on A special big ol' no 0
#2478 - PSHT NAH  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on zealotgold's profile 0
User avatar #2479 - zealotgold (05/01/2015) [-]
PPSSHHH YEA
User avatar #2480 - somber (05/01/2015) [-]
Use your own oc fegit
User avatar #2481 - zealotgold (05/02/2015) [-]
But I like blackjack and her compact horn
User avatar #2482 - somber (05/02/2015) [-]
Yeah but now that I'm here you gotta fuckin respect. Bruhski.
User avatar #2483 - zealotgold (05/02/2015) [-]
I do heh but I won't use is round you as much, also 75 out?
#660 - Fighting the good fight.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #661 - zealotgold (04/28/2015) [-]
Aw yeah
#172 - Yes, I'm the real Somber. And you missed... a lot. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on A special big ol' no 0
User avatar #173 - ponyatthedisco (05/01/2015) [-]
ok cool thanks
User avatar #174 - somber (05/01/2015) [-]
Late response is late :3
#658 - Gay. 04/27/2015 on somber's profile 0
#656 - Um. You're welcome, I guess.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #657 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
Shush just saying >.>
User avatar #658 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Gay.
#653 - kek kek kek  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #654 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
#651 - That's kind of what makes it funny.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2015 on somber's profile 0
User avatar #652 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]
but but but
User avatar #653 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
kek kek kek
User avatar #654 - zealotgold (04/27/2015) [-]

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User avatar #659 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
whats the good news?
User avatar #660 to #659 - somber (04/28/2015) [-]
Fighting the good fight.
User avatar #661 to #660 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
Aw yeah
#655 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
also this will sound weird but on a serious note of all the quotes you ever writen this out of all of them was my favorite, i had it for a screen savor and its something i live by ( dumb i know hush) but it just means a lot to me because its very true about me an it always made me wanna do better in the world so i can actually say this to you and its thank you. thank you for helping me find who i wanna become, and that is some one who can do better in the world and to help fix the wrongs i have done to others so thank you somber, really it means a lot to me that you wrote this and i have been able to bug and still bug you about all of this heh
User avatar #656 to #655 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Um.
You're welcome, I guess.
User avatar #657 to #656 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Shush just saying >.>
User avatar #658 to #657 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Gay.
User avatar #614 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
haha somber likes poni
User avatar #635 to #614 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
What are YOU gonna do, ban me?
User avatar #636 to #635 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
no cause i like you and your stories!
User avatar #637 to #636 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Well I like you and you don't have any stories!
User avatar #638 to #637 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
cause i read too much lol though would love to have one/ help with one, one day!
User avatar #639 to #638 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
You realize I'm just mimicking everything you say, right?
User avatar #640 to #639 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
yes >.> but! no less! ill take it you jerk haha
User avatar #641 to #640 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Hey, chapter 75 is out.



just ******* kidding
User avatar #642 to #641 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]


jerk
User avatar #643 to #642 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
No but seriously.
User avatar #644 to #643 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
ooo it is out?!
User avatar #645 to #644 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
yeah go look
User avatar #646 to #645 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #647 to #646 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
ggggget rekt kid

fell for it twice, top kek
User avatar #648 to #647 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #649 to #648 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Stop being sad, I don't feel bad.
User avatar #650 to #649 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
your towing with my hope to read it!
User avatar #651 to #650 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
That's kind of what makes it funny.
User avatar #652 to #651 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
but but but
User avatar #653 to #652 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
kek kek kek
User avatar #654 to #653 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #615 to #614 - somber (04/25/2015) [-]
what no i dont shudduuuup
User avatar #616 to #615 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Somber!
User avatar #617 to #616 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #618 to #617 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #619 to #618 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #620 to #619 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
What's up negro?
User avatar #621 to #620 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Deez nuts.
User avatar #622 to #621 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Ghay anything new and exciting?
User avatar #623 to #622 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Playing DnD
User avatar #624 to #623 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Neat! Also jelly
User avatar #625 to #624 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Peanut Butter.
User avatar #626 to #625 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
U checky cunt
User avatar #627 to #626 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Butt Cheeks.
User avatar #628 to #627 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Yes
User avatar #629 to #628 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #630 to #629 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
why?
User avatar #631 to #630 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #632 to #631 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
cause i said
User avatar #633 to #632 - somber (04/27/2015) [-]
Well I say otherwise.
User avatar #634 to #633 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
what are you going to do? ban me?
User avatar #603 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Go to bed fuk boi
User avatar #604 to #603 - somber (04/24/2015) [-]
I don't sleep
User avatar #605 to #604 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Go sleep
User avatar #606 to #605 - somber (04/24/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #607 to #606 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Do it
User avatar #608 to #607 - somber (04/24/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #609 to #608 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #610 to #609 - somber (04/24/2015) [-]
I don't sleep.
User avatar #611 to #610 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Why?
User avatar #612 to #611 - somber (04/24/2015) [-]
Cuz.
User avatar #613 to #612 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Cause why?
#584 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Sup faggot?
User avatar #585 to #584 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Sucking dick
Not sucking dick.
The usual...
#586 to #585 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
What are you straight?
User avatar #587 to #586 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Of course not.
I like MLP.
User avatar #588 to #587 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Haha you like techno color ponies
User avatar #589 to #588 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
...
Technicolor.
TECHNICOLOR.
User avatar #591 to #590 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
What's up with you?
User avatar #592 to #591 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Nm just got home from class, how bout you?
User avatar #593 to #592 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Working.
Well, pretending to work.
User avatar #594 to #593 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Lol why so?
User avatar #595 to #594 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
I'm on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #596 to #595 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
As in where u working?
User avatar #597 to #596 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Burger Joint.
User avatar #598 to #597 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Bleh I see why then heh
User avatar #599 to #598 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Hey wire me 9,000 dollars.
User avatar #600 to #599 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Lol why?
User avatar #601 to #600 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #602 to #601 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Cause I'm broke as ****
#581 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
oh hey found dis
User avatar #582 to #581 - somber (04/23/2015) [-]
Absolutely disgusting
User avatar #583 to #582 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #580 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
ooo i like it!
User avatar #532 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
boop
#533 to #532 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Hay der Sexay.
Hay der Sexay.
User avatar #572 to #533 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Good morning.
User avatar #573 to #572 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Well it's noon for me, but sure. What's up?
User avatar #574 to #573 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Cooling off from my outburst from yesterday

Lots of Alcohol and masturbation.
User avatar #575 to #574 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Daily schedule ahoy.
I'd probably be a millionaire if I didn't spend so much on booze.
User avatar #576 to #575 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
...

You did not need to remind me of that that was part of the reason why I was drinking to begin with.
User avatar #577 to #576 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
=_=
Quit being such a ******* bitch
Get over yourself.
You're like a high school tumblrista who can't cope with the fact that she's not a special snowflake
User avatar #578 to #577 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Thanks Asshole

Just let me enlighten over the fact someone somewhere thought Fallout and Pones clicked.

Meanwhile you're sitting up to your ass in worthless cash.
User avatar #579 to #578 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
"sitting up to my ass in worthless cash"
I'm not gonna go over my donation income not being that much again

As for fallout equestria, it's not like there haven't been weirder ******* combinations.

And I'm an asshole?
You come to MY profile, you spit your putrid jealousy for the public to see, you claim you want help, you bitch and moan, when in reality your fic is probably a sack of **** . THAT is the reason that you have no readers, no following, no crew to help you.
Not because the universe hates you or you're unlucky.
Shut your ******* needy, pathetic, ass up.
Either grow up, or get the **** off my profile.
I gave advice, I tried talking to you in every which way, but all you did was show me you're not even WILLING to improve. Instead you'll sit and stew in your bitterness, hating the world because other people are better than you.
Why don't you go spend some of your "good boy points" and cry to your mother about how no one reads your amazing fic.
****
User avatar #569 to #533 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
How can I be certain you can help me? What are you?

You built an empire off your...thing and I've been looking for anything that could help me with mine.
User avatar #571 to #569 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
And then you died
Alright, god talk
User avatar #570 to #569 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, idk what you want from anybody.

Editors: Find some friends with writing experience, have them help you out to finalize your work.
Fans: Just keep plugging and promoting your fic on whatever site it is you post it on. I wrote a pony thing, so Equestria Daily plugged me and bronys are kind of a huge community, so there's that.
Money: Idk man, I barely have enough of my own.
Writing skill: You just gotta keep writing and having peers review it. Writing is a skill you develop, not something that just happens.

That's basically all the help anyone can give you with this.
I mean, if you have any specific questions, then I can try, but idk what you want/need
User avatar #559 to #533 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Great. Wonderful

******* Fantastic...
User avatar #560 to #559 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Dude?
What's wrong?
User avatar #561 to #560 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
You write fanfiction about 2 things that DON'T even remotely connect and are successful

You have a work force helping you with **** 24/7

People give you money to do this

Meanwhile on my side of the rock. I have one writer, ME, one artist, one animator and that is NOTHING

NOTHING!!!
User avatar #562 to #561 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, it's not like it ******* fell into my lap.
I had to work my ass off, and I produced chapters of a HUGE length in relatively short time.
If it wasn't good, I wouldn't have the praise and renown.
So instead of ******** on yourself, improve yourself.
I had to get my editors, my fans, my APPROVAL FROM THE WRITER OF THE ORIGINAL FALLOUT EQUESTRIA, myself, through working my plot off.
I never even expected it to be this huge.
Besides, the donation money isn't huge, but it's enough to supplement my income enough so that I'm not out on the street, WHICH I WAS LAST WEEK.
User avatar #563 to #562 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
WHO CARES?!

I hate your success! I dunno how you got it but you did.
User avatar #564 to #563 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
You're seriously hating on me because I succeeded?
You're a dick, man.
User avatar #565 to #564 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
You act like you've never seen jealousy before

I don't have half the **** you do and i'm struggling because of it.
User avatar #566 to #565 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
So what's your point?
Why are you complaining to me?
User avatar #567 to #566 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Because I need HELP
User avatar #568 to #567 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
WELL WHY DIDNT YA SAY SO
That's not how someone asks for help at all.
I don't need a sob story to help someone.
User avatar #547 to #533 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm this dude.
I write fanfiction for LoK and Xenoblade.
I live in California.
I **** no bitches and spend money on art projects.
#548 to #547 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
I mean.
Yeah.
That sounds pretty good.
TBH most of my income is donations.
Have you heard of Project Horizons?
Or fallout equestria?
User avatar #549 to #548 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
No

Sounds boring.
User avatar #550 to #549 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Literally thousands of people disagree.
But to each his own I guess.
So where did you see me?
User avatar #551 to #550 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Why the donation money?
User avatar #552 to #551 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Because I'm trying to get a job teaching, but it's not really working out.
User avatar #553 to #552 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Yeah but WHERE are they coming from?
User avatar #554 to #553 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
The readers of my fic.
User avatar #555 to #554 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
I wish it worked the same for mine...
User avatar #556 to #555 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, I've been working on it for 3+ years, it's very long, and is always featured on Equestria Daily. I also have a crack team of editors who help me out, and a fans who have kept me going since the start.
User avatar #557 to #556 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
>Editors

Another thing I don't have.
User avatar #558 to #557 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm sorry?
It's just friends who look over it and have some smarts about writing
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#535 to #534 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
I..
Do I know you?
#536 to #535 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
#537 to #536 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
I um...
I'm flattered?
How do you know me?
WHO ARE YOU
ILLURMINURTI
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User avatar #539 to #538 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
But why would you want to know about me in particular?
User avatar #540 to #539 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
You're making me not wanna know you since you're being boring as **** right now.
#541 to #540 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
WELL I'M CONFUSED.   
It's not everyday people exactly talk to me about stuff that ISN'T Project Horizons.   
Usually I'm just a hermit.   
Albeit, a handsome ass hermit, but a hermit nonetheless.
WELL I'M CONFUSED.
It's not everyday people exactly talk to me about stuff that ISN'T Project Horizons.
Usually I'm just a hermit.
Albeit, a handsome ass hermit, but a hermit nonetheless.
User avatar #542 to #541 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
I see a new face I wanna say hi

But if you don't want me here fine i'll leave.
User avatar #544 to #542 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Also what's with the deleting comments?
#543 to #542 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
I didn't say I don't want you here.
I just said it's different.
Chillax.
I'm not exactly judgmental or hard to to impress.
If you want to get to know me, then add me as a friend.
And by no means am I new.
I've been around for a good while.
User avatar #545 to #543 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm not gonna friend you unless I get to know you.
#546 to #545 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Well whatcha wanna know?
I'm this dude.
I write fanfiction for MLP and Fallout.
I live in Vegas.
I **** bitches get money.
#477 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
WHY YOU SO NEEDY?!
#515 to #477 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
needs more stuff that a good friend made me a long time ago
#516 to #515 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
did you kill em?
#517 to #516 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
Shoulda.
Would have hurt him less than what I did.
#518 to #517 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
well **** im sorry bro, mind if i ask what happend?
User avatar #519 to #518 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
he was a changeling so i didn't include him in Horizons.
Obviously not, but I don't want to talk about it
User avatar #521 to #519 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
just dont hate on best changelings
#522 to #521 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
Of course not!
I can't hate on best changelings when such a thing doesn't exist!
User avatar #523 to #522 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
wow okay r00d
User avatar #525 to #524 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
i swear to god ill wreck u m8
#528 to #527 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
You died, and I lived.
The end.
User avatar #529 to #528 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
i cant die im a changeling i just come back
User avatar #530 to #529 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
hey zealot
is your anus prepared
User avatar #531 to #530 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
why?
User avatar #520 to #519 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
its all good then my friend no worries at all
User avatar #478 to #477 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
Because my mother didn't love me
User avatar #491 to #478 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
happy?
User avatar #492 to #491 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
That's the smallest collection I've ever seen
THOU CLAIMEST TO BE A TRUE FAN OF THE GODDESSES WORK?
LIES.
User avatar #495 to #492 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
I ALSO DIDNT POST ONES I ALREADY DID
User avatar #494 to #492 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
AND I LOOKED ALL OVER.
User avatar #493 to #492 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
NEGRO I ONLY GET GOOD ONES, THERE IS LIKE 0-NONE OUT THERE I CAN FIND.
User avatar #496 to #493 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
I saideth horizons, but thou only postedeth blacketh jacketh
User avatar #498 to #496 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
and i like black jack

sue me
User avatar #499 to #498 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
brb finding my FO:EH flash drive
User avatar #502 to #501 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
DONDE ESTA
LA BIBLIOTECA
MI LLAMO T-BONE
LA ARANA DISCOTECA
also yes, as soon as i find it
you are **********
User avatar #503 to #502 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
I ONLY SPEAK MERICAN AND
what if i stole it
User avatar #504 to #503 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
impossible
you would have more than like 3 pictures
also, translation

Where is the library, my name is T-Bone, the spider of the disco
#505 to #504 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
maybe i wanna spite you
User avatar #506 to #505 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
After what I just posted to your profile?
Thanks, dickweed.
User avatar #508 to #506 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
just for you
User avatar #507 to #506 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
well look again
#509 to #507 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
awww, you're such a fag
But you're my little fag
#510 to #509 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
omg i try to be nice haha
User avatar #511 to #510 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
y'know who else WAS my little fag
p-21
User avatar #512 to #511 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
i see what u did there.
#514 to #513 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
need more chanageling
User avatar #500 to #499 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
FOEPH
******* FJ
User avatar #497 to #496 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
cause 0-none of others >.>
#481 to #480 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#458 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
HEY
HEY
User avatar #459 to #458 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
SHADDAP
User avatar #460 to #459 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #461 to #460 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
rewatching all the anthologies
cuz why not
User avatar #462 to #461 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
NEEDS rum
User avatar #463 to #462 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
I got a flask full of hypnotic
User avatar #464 to #463 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
hmm alright then
User avatar #465 to #464 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
Do you even know what Hypnotic is without googling it
User avatar #466 to #465 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
sounds like purple drank but no clue what it is
User avatar #468 to #466 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
ALSO, DUMP ALL YOUR HORIZONS PICS ON MY PROFILE
User avatar #470 to #468 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
BUT WHY?
User avatar #471 to #470 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
WHY NOT
#472 to #471 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
cause effort!
cause effort!
User avatar #473 to #472 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
DONT CARE
DO IT
#474 to #473 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
but but but
but but but
User avatar #476 to #474 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
AND IN A NEW THREAD
NOT THSI ONE
User avatar #467 to #466 - somber (04/13/2015) [-]
It's blue drank
google it
User avatar #469 to #467 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
ooo neat
#422 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
HEY.
hey
hey
hey

you killed glory you slut
User avatar #443 to #422 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
But her being dead is all the more reason to do drugs
nobody to stop me now
User avatar #444 to #443 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
no means i will! and speaking dat where do you live?
User avatar #445 to #444 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
New Vegas
User avatar #446 to #445 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]

lies no beach there!
User avatar #447 to #446 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
>cuz driving to the coast is hard
User avatar #448 to #447 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
yea its like what 4 hours away

and dont wanna party in ohio
User avatar #449 to #448 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
That's why I'm going with friends, and spending a few days there.
Also, I could very well just go to Boulder Beach at Lake Mead
User avatar #450 to #449 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
well... makes more sense and why no take me?
User avatar #451 to #450 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
>OHIO
>MEETING INTERNET FRIENDS
>NO
>NO
#452 to #451 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
but but but
User avatar #453 to #452 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
haha u said butt
User avatar #455 to #453 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
gonna have funs though?
User avatar #456 to #455 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
yeah, of course
User avatar #457 to #456 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
good! just dont have too much!
User avatar #454 to #453 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #423 to #422 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
Oi
I do wot i want m8
da fook u gon do bout it m80000
User avatar #424 to #423 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
be sad cause she is dead T.T

how are yea fook boy?
User avatar #425 to #424 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
well
I'm about to purchase dank marijuana and go to the beach
Sooo
User avatar #426 to #425 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
awww **** sounds like a dream

dont get caught yea ***** just passed my drug test so im happy
User avatar #427 to #426 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
but zealot
i always fail drugtests
because i am drug
User avatar #428 to #427 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
*****
gotta be clean to pass
but christ im happy cause weed might be legal here soon
User avatar #429 to #428 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
fun
User avatar #430 to #429 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
yes but why so dank?
User avatar #431 to #430 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
cuz im a 1337 MLG quicksc0per and i 0nly sm0ke the dankest w33d b4 i fuk ur bitch
#432 to #431 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
but why?


but why?
User avatar #433 to #432 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
the **** you mean why
User avatar #434 to #433 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
well why ?!
User avatar #435 to #434 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
WHY WHAT
User avatar #436 to #435 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
WHY WEED ***** ?
User avatar #437 to #436 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
WHY NOT
User avatar #438 to #437 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
CAUSE DRUGS R BAD MMKKAY?
User avatar #439 to #438 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
oh, sorry Glory
#440 to #439 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
YEA CAUSE SHES DEAD
User avatar #441 to #440 - somber (04/11/2015) [-]
So cuz she's dead I shouldn't do drugs?
#442 to #441 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
yus! cause we all need a little glory
User avatar #421 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
negro what you mean?!
#415 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #416 to #415 - somber (03/29/2015) [-]
Didja finish those errands
User avatar #417 to #416 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #418 to #417 - somber (03/30/2015) [-]
Celestia hasbestcock is best princess
#394 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #395 to #394 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
you stahp that
#396 to #395 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
mmm no
mmm no
User avatar #397 to #396 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
WHY DO YOU HAVE AN INCREASED SPEED ONE
#398 to #397 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
YOU MEAN OVER DRIVE
YOU MEAN OVER DRIVE
User avatar #399 to #398 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
WHAT THE FUUUU-
*black hole*
User avatar #400 to #399 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
lol whats up go fish?
User avatar #401 to #400 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
Well.. I decided I would boot up Fallout New Vegas, play around for a bit.
Made a new character, got level 7 before even going to Primm... Decided that with a 10mm and a Hunting Rifle I was gonna go take down every deathclaw in Quarry Junction.
And then I did it.
It's official, I've mastered fallout.
Now to wait for 4.
User avatar #402 to #401 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
>not using ur fist's at lvl 5
come on bro, do you even fallout?

and i hope they announce this year
User avatar #403 to #402 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
>mod that adds perk that adds armors DT to your fists damage
>mod that adds perk that adds to fist damage
>100 unarmed
>level 50
>naked
>suave gambler's hat
come at me Deathclaws
User avatar #404 to #403 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
>not using a 9 mill or a knife
>being lvl 5
>wonder in by accident
> ****************
>scream like a little girl until they one dies
>run out of ammo
> *****
>pull out fists
>kill them all
> **** house
>take over vegas
>become king of wasteland
User avatar #405 to #404 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
Ye ok
I know for a fact that the Deathclaw Alpha Male one shots you below level 13
>I blew up Lanius with a fatman before he could even ******* look at me
>I disintegrated House and even his pod became ashes
>I shot Benny in his own casino
>I punched Caesar in the face with a Praetorians ballistic fist
>I shot the bitch in the dam and assassinated the President
>Shot Yes Man until I ran out of bullets
But I still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch!
User avatar #406 to #405 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
use ur cyber eyes duh!
and you played how i play i love it, i just killed everyone.
User avatar #407 to #406 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
It's ******** , there's nothing that fits roleplay for Blackjack.
You'd think House, but House wants you to kill the BoS
Independent Vegas doesn't work, Blackjack would never want to be the boss
NCR is corrupt and clinging to democratic views that just won't work
Legion is... legion.
User avatar #408 to #407 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
i can see her doing what she does best and be security and have a free Vegas but she sets it up with the strip and the out lieing communities helping out and have like a city council so she then could do her own thing
User avatar #409 to #408 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
Hey
You
should like
Get your arty farty friends
to recolor those gifs
into blackjack and glory
or scotch and blackjack
DO EET
User avatar #411 to #409 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
ill see if i can find sum
User avatar #412 to #411 - somber (03/28/2015) [-]
I'll slap ur ****
User avatar #413 to #412 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
maybe giffythetoad might help but no idea if he will
User avatar #414 to #413 - giffythetoad (03/28/2015) [-]
Ask someone else. I don't like doing recolours.
User avatar #410 to #409 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
negro you think i have arty farty friends?!
#347 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
HEY.
User avatar #389 to #347 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
They fit what the story needs.
Stealth, internal conflict, and harsh decisions - P-21
Smarts, Logic, Compassion - Glory
Berserker, Realistic view on the situation, multiple personalities - Rampage

Each of the main characters is a reflection of different aspects of Blackjack.

User avatar #390 to #389 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
ah alright! i can dig it then and see wasnt that hard was it?
User avatar #391 to #390 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
shaddap
its sleep time
hopefully not vomit time
User avatar #392 to #391 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
heh dont kill you self then somber or ill bring yea back to kill yea again just to prove my point!
User avatar #368 to #347 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
welp
none of my images will upload now
User avatar #369 to #368 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
have you tried yelling at them?
#370 to #369 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
<-----
<-----
User avatar #371 to #370 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
hey it worked but no needs tuba
#372 to #371 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
I'll knock you da fug out
I'll knock you da fug out
#373 to #372 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
you wouldn't knock me out you gotta kill me first
#374 to #373 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
That can be arranged.
#375 to #374 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
nah you wouldn't do it
#376 to #375 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
Wanna bet?
#377 to #376 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
i can change into anyone so good luck
#378 to #377 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
Guess I'll just have to kill everyone and anyone.
#379 to #378 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
even you?
#380 to #379 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
Well I'll obviously know that it's not me. So yeah, I would.
Well I'll obviously know that it's not me. So yeah, I would.
#381 to #380 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
even if i was glory?

i chocked up a little jerk
User avatar #382 to #381 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
yes
#383 to #382 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
lies. you couldnt do it
User avatar #384 to #383 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
I can do anything
Anything you can do I can do better
User avatar #385 to #384 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
expect have a real horn

also i has questions bout the characters since you wrote em
User avatar #386 to #385 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
I can't believe you just said that.
get the fuk off my friends list
No, I don't answer questions on **** that's not in the story. Cuz I change **** all the time, and it confuses people.
What you read is what you get.
User avatar #388 to #386 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
did you get them from real life friends or just in your head?
User avatar #387 to #386 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
<3 and no not that i was wondering where you got the ideas for them all? like i figured you got blackjack from you but what bout everyone else like p-21 and glory
User avatar #348 to #347 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #349 to #348 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
whats up?
#350 to #349 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
Just laying around.
Tired.
#351 to #350 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
then go have a few beers!
#352 to #351 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
Already did.
Booze doesn't do much for me at this point.
#353 to #352 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
drink light for a week try again, doesnt work repeat until happy
User avatar #354 to #353 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
Pretty sure if I stop drinking the cumulative hangover will kill me.
In any case drunk fallout is best fallout
My blackjack character is just
so ******* op
User avatar #355 to #354 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
how much do you drink a night! and means you just gotta go hardcore without going into a coma/ dead for the third time!
User avatar #356 to #355 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
Well, I have to buy a new bottle of vodka every 2 days so
User avatar #357 to #356 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
good lord son. gonna put ur self in a coma but i can respect that
User avatar #358 to #357 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
Russian
User avatar #359 to #358 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
same, Russian-Italian but i like my vodka more
User avatar #360 to #359 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
I can squeeze a potato so hard it becomes a bottle of vodka.
User avatar #361 to #360 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
i can squeeze grapes so hard i can make them in to sangria and then add some vodka to it
User avatar #362 to #361 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
I can squeeze a fanfiction based upon fallout and my little pony so hard that it stopped being good 2 years ago but it'll still keep going and people will still read it
#363 to #362 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
mfw    
   
its still pretty good tbh and you know it
mfw

its still pretty good tbh and you know it
#364 to #363 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
Replace saxaphone with Octavia's Bass
Replace saxaphone with Octavia's Bass
User avatar #365 to #364 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
mmmm you mean tuba
#366 to #365 - somber (03/21/2015) [-]
u fuggin w0t m8
User avatar #367 to #366 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
YOU HEARD ME NEGRO NEEDS MORE TUBA
#346 - zealotgold ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
play
play
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