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Date Signed Up:11/12/2010
Last Login:8/01/2015
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#51 - i was about to haha. i didn't slap for a few weeks and i blist… 07/20/2015 on Haaaaaaaa +3
#18 - i covered the bass part of this song.... it's SO tiring it's n…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Haaaaaaaa +6
User avatar #30 - sylvanio (07/20/2015) [-]
you did good but you look like you're going to cry towards the end
User avatar #51 - solomon (07/20/2015) [-]
i was about to haha. i didn't slap for a few weeks and i blistered AND popped the blister during this video
#16 - vegeta is just a bad person. he literally caused the majority …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/17/2015 on World's best dad +17
User avatar #63 - oneupforme (07/18/2015) [-]
To be fair, if Vegeta had not appeared at the beginning of the series, they all would have died. In the Android/Cell saga, Dr. Gero was making androids specifically designed to kill goku. If Vegeta never showed up and fucked things up, they never would have gone to Namik, they would have not gotten any stronger, and Goku would never have gone super sayan. Also, Trunks would have never been born so he wouldn't have been able to go back in time and warn/help them with the android problems.

tl;dr Vegeta in a roundabout way saved them all.
#58 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
Goku could have killed Cell and Buu multiple times. Not to mention never finishing off Frieza. It has something to do with their Saiyan pride. Neither of them wants to fight someone who is at a disadvantage. Towards the end of the series especially Goku causes more problems than Vegeta and they both end up fighting together to fix them throughout.
User avatar #24 - AnomynousUser (07/17/2015) [-]
They all made mistakes. Piccolo could have killed Frieza if he didn't let him transform, Goku had the ability to go SSJ3 and stop Babidi if he didn't let Gohan and Vegeta have their fun, Gohan should have trained after Cell, and Krillin could have tried to be less useless in a lot of opportune moments.
User avatar #41 - servernotfound (07/17/2015) [-]
Hell, Krillan could have been amazing if he trained to be able to fire off a destructo disc quickly and accurately. That thing damaged Freiza despite the huge power level difference. He can suppress Ki, so imagine this:
Goku/piccolo/vegeta distracts bad guy of the day. Krillmaster sneaks up on them with suppressed ki, bam destructo disc em in half
User avatar #62 - vanzish (07/18/2015) [-]
That would be pretty awesome tbh.
User avatar #23 - scarredwolf (07/17/2015) [-]
A good man can be a bad father
A bad man can be a good father
#36 - lol at ocelot 07/10/2015 on What did he say /b/? +8
#114 - let's stick a needle with chemicals in it. <<<what t… 07/09/2015 on circumcisions -1
#22 - about what attracts women. that's why my first date is always …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2015 on 12 Myths About Sex 0
#33 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
lol What a shitty first date.
All it shows is that you're obsessed with guns and aren't interested in anything about her or what she likes.
Too absorbed with guns.
Wouldn't be getting a second date.
User avatar #56 - theshinypen (06/11/2015) [-]
Im one hell of a show off and a damn good trick shooter. Girls love it.
#54 - pocketstooheavy (06/11/2015) [-]
#4235 - lol, male, 22, southern california. i'm awesome. and i play ba… 06/10/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#56 - 5th grade, this middle schooler took my scooter on the way hom… 06/07/2015 on Brothers 0
#29 - i went to temescal 06/06/2015 on life goes by pretty fast 0
#6 - so i live in corona right, on the border of lake elsinore. lak…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2015 on life goes by pretty fast 0
#7 - anon (06/06/2015) [-]
Corona, huh? Which high school was that? Note: I live in Corona as well, albeit towards the other end
User avatar #29 - solomon (06/06/2015) [-]
i went to temescal


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User avatar #35 - syrianassassin (04/23/2015) [-]
hi shlomo
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User avatar #33 to #32 - solomon (08/25/2014) [-]
i actually have a tattoo of this. Philippians 4:6 "be anxious for nothing, but in all things, with prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God" basically Paul was writing a letter to philippi as with most of the new testament after the gospels of jesus, explaining what to do, what not to do. and here he explains how to deal with fear and anxiety. pray, ask humbly what you need and thank God for being so good to you, which He always is. and the next part of the verse is important verse 7; "And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus." after you handle the fear, everything else will fall into place. you get that booty bro
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User avatar #28 to #27 - solomon (06/23/2014) [-]
DAWWWWWHAWHAWHAWHHAW it's a mommy and a baby! thanks, i needed this =)
User avatar #29 to #28 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. And thank you, can I count on your vote? (subscribe?)
User avatar #30 to #29 - solomon (06/23/2014) [-]
lol, done
User avatar #14 - funnyfreddy (08/18/2011) [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - solomon (08/19/2011) [-]
i unbanned you immediately after. tinychat glitching is not my fault. stop being so pathetic and stick up for yourself instead of expecting the mods to cover you.
User avatar #16 to #15 - funnyfreddy (08/19/2011) [-]
hey im not the guy who got demoded for abusing his powers

Btw i'm not pathetic.......unlike you
User avatar #18 to #16 - solomon (08/19/2011) [-]
do you know why you're made fun of? do you know why people target you? it has nothing to do with how you look. i'm big just like you. the difference is, i dont carry myself like a little girl who cant defend themself. i carry myself with confidence. i handle my problems. i dont run and hide like you. you're the definition of pathetic. and it's sad. stop being walked over and stand up for yourself
User avatar #17 to #16 - solomon (08/19/2011) [-]
no, but you caused it.

also, i'm not the one who hides behind the mods when i cant stand up for myself. i'm not the one who gets mad about being called fat when i'm eating an entire pizza. you are sad. and in the real world, you are screwed. just like what you did, it's pathetic to not talk to me and complain to shaun because you can't handle it
User avatar #19 to #17 - funnyfreddy (08/19/2011) [-]
actually i didnt cause it alot more people than just me wanted you gone
btw I stuck up for myself but then people told me to stop feeding the trolls so i did.....i dont get mad at being called fat i get irritated because i hear it so much...and in the real world i wont be screwed i will be able to actually do something with my life unlike you who wants to become a musician even though your music is pathetic
any other insults you want to through COME AT ME BRO!
User avatar #20 to #19 - solomon (08/21/2011) [-]
freddy. no one likes you. why do you think you never became a mod? it's because NO ONE likes you. togga thinks you're cocksucker and everyone else just thinks you're pathetic. and i do music as a hobby, i'm studying psychology. what are you going to do with your life? when someone's hobby is more impressive than your entire being?
User avatar #21 to #20 - funnyfreddy (08/21/2011) [-]
uuuhhhhh don't be such a faggot solomon. togga doesn't like me i know that.......do i care? HELL NO!if you wanna know what im going to do with my life i play on going to college to become a game designer and or cartoonist my hobby of drawing can turn into a profession. So you maybe be older and you maybe able to play guitar but you will always be the guy who can't even handle the tiniest of power. I know many people who wanted you gone but i don't wanna bring them into this conversation.........you don't need to be such a douche all the time
User avatar #22 to #21 - solomon (08/21/2011) [-]
you cant bring them into this because they dont exist. and it's not just togga. literally no one wants you on there, of the original people. game designer and drawing, ya that's realistic.
User avatar #23 to #22 - funnyfreddy (08/21/2011) [-]
Dude I'm going to stop talking to you because you're being a jerk.You can drop it if you want I don't really care.Keep insulting me I would'nt care.
User avatar #24 to #23 - solomon (08/21/2011) [-]
really? that "let them talk" crap they teach you in school doesnt work. people who do that only do so when they're wrong and KNOW they are. if i'm wrong, then dont answer
User avatar #25 to #24 - funnyfreddy (08/21/2011) [-]
Fine if you want to be immature about it I can stoop to your level.
User avatar #26 to #25 - solomon (08/21/2011) [-]
but if you're so mature and said you were going to stop? why didnt you. you just disproved yourself. good job
User avatar #10 - funnyfreddy (08/18/2011) [-]
LET ME BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #11 to #10 - solomon (08/18/2011) [-]
i did!
User avatar #13 to #11 - funnyfreddy (08/18/2011) [-]
come on.....
User avatar #12 to #11 - funnyfreddy (08/18/2011) [-]
#8 - Serjical (08/16/2011) [-]
I finally found you Solomon
User avatar #9 to #8 - solomon (08/16/2011) [-]
User avatar #7 - funnyfreddy (08/15/2011) [-]
please im sorry
User avatar #6 - funnyfreddy (08/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #5 - funnyfreddy (08/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - solomon (04/28/2011) [-]
do your freaken homework!
User avatar #3 to #2 - CarlosMontoya (04/28/2011) [-]
i have one paragraph left lol be proud of my get
User avatar #4 to #3 - solomon (04/28/2011) [-]
son, i am proud
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