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#9 - Picture  [+] (29 replies) 05/16/2016 on Lel +115
#149 - anon (05/16/2016) [-]
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#134 - tehavatar (05/16/2016) [-]
6:37 holy shit my 5 year old nephew is laughing but i'm not.
this is heresy
#131 - anon (05/16/2016) [-]
God, this reminds me of the one time my dad wanted to play CoD Black Ops with me when it first came out... Simply no fluidity to using both thumb sticks at the same time. Its either moving or aiming, not seamlessly using both... this hurts to watch
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#129 - zgbgydug (05/16/2016) [-]
You know, you can't hate someone for being bad at video games. If my grandmother was handed a controller she would have died in the first room. But my grandmother isn't paid to play goddamn video games. He's right, this is the one guy the hired to demonstrate the game? That's not fair to the entire industry. I don't normally give two flying fucks about any of this, but it hurts to watch something that seriously harms one of the few things I care about in life. Fuck that company. Not the guy playing, fuck the company that let that happen.
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#145 - simonhatesfj (05/16/2016) [-]
We don't hate people who are bad at playing video games, we dislike people who are abnormally bad at them despite playing them for a living.
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#125 - temporalguardian (05/16/2016) [-]
You know, I thought it couldn't be that bad, the person cant be as bad as everyone is saying but....wow.

I think if I gave my 3 year old brother the controller he could play better. jfc.
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#119 - PenguinsOfMars (05/16/2016) [-]
it looks like he's never even played an fps in his life
#115 - arcticsloth (05/16/2016) [-]
I had a friend of mine try out Dark Souls 2 when it had recently came out. She didn't really play games, and could just barely control both analog sticks at once. This video kinda looks like that.
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#98 - AnomynousUser (05/16/2016) [-]
It's like he put the right analog stick on the table and kept everything else on his controller, so he has to lift his hand off the controller to aim. It's really baffling how terrible that guy is, and it's his job to do it. At least I'm assuming it's a guy, I don't know.
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#84 - Viceroy (05/16/2016) [-]
"If I were this bad at video games I'd be a fan of depression quest too"
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#70 - sixinthehood (05/16/2016) [-]
I've always noticed that someone new or just not good at FPS games will always move THEN aim. It's some sort of terrible habit that I've always seen where they can't do both at the same time and it's freaky to watch.
#69 - silentpaper (05/16/2016) [-]
Is the shoot button mapped to one of the face buttons instead of a trigger button? Jesus
#53 - moocowsz (05/16/2016) [-]

Here's a link to the real playthrough, that commentary in the video you linked was absolutely horrible.
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#163 - chaossniper (05/17/2016) [-]
is he playing on toasters
there was a guy playing on toasters better than him
#136 - anon (05/16/2016) [-]
It's like playing with half a second of input lag.
#128 - ubermasterfaggot (05/16/2016) [-]
It's like watching a child play the game who doesn't even really know how to use the right analog stick
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#83 - paintskillz (05/16/2016) [-]
oh shit at 6:00 onwards is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
#81 - mrpotatofudge (05/16/2016) [-]
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#52 - anon (05/16/2016) [-]
"That was like a miniboss"
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#46 - shenro (05/16/2016) [-]
holy fuck this person is bad at aiming, like if it was their first time on console i would sorta get it, but 1: i was aiming better than that my 1st time playing a shooter on ps3 - red dead redemption and i was riding a horse while shooting moving enemies, these enemies are point blank and barely moving. 2: who the fuck pays these idiots to review games, when they can't even play for shit.
#37 - anon (05/16/2016) [-]
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#28 - kameken (05/16/2016) [-]
Jesus fuck, even I headshotted everything in the first room easily.

How? Does this person not know what aiming is?
#174 - anon (05/17/2016) [-]
It's just pressing buttons guys wtf
#82 - bann (05/16/2016) [-]
You have no idea how long I thought that the "I" was a "/" and how much confusion it caused me.
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#45 - natemose (05/16/2016) [-]
i mean he's using a controller, but i still don't understand how he simply cannot comprehend the fact that he has 2 analog sticks. i swear he's like using a controller with one analog stick that can be switched from right to left stick by pressing a button.
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#132 - timbic (05/16/2016) [-]
I play the game on ps4 and even with a controller the controls are fast and fluid enough to get good accuracy if you try. I think that guy was trying to play with his face or something.
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#200 - grumpygrandpa (05/19/2016) [-]
Well, controllers are better than keyboard and mouse for quick and precise movement, aka fps games.
#209 - johrai (05/21/2016) [-]
#7 - I think this is the link to the story in the post. I could be …  [+] (1 reply) 05/14/2016 on Do you like exercise?... 0
#22 - anon (05/14/2016) [-]
Don't click on it, it just gives them ad money.

Put it into archive.is first so they don't get views, then post the archive link.
#21 - I played the beta and it was the best GoW multiplayer to date.…  [+] (5 replies) 05/06/2016 on Gears of War has changed a lot +7
#22 - lordraine (05/06/2016) [-]
I'm not interested in sending developers a message that it's okay to shit on your established fans to try and appease an ultra-minority of whiners and tantrum throwers who were never going to buy their games anyway no matter what they did.

People like you are the reason gaming has gone to shit as much as it has, and is still going to shit as we speak. Because you'll buy anything they put out as long as it has some entertainment value in it, somewhere. You have absolutely zero conception of leveraging your buying power as a consumer as a way to improve the industry. You just mindlessly consume.

Developers like Ubisoft and Bethesda fucking love people like you, because they know they can count on you to throw down sixty bucks for whatever they put out, no matter how much or little effort they put into it and regardless of how much of the original idea and concept of the game was influenced or gutted by the demands of a focus group of social justice hipsters and idiot marketeers.

They'll write this shit off of a fucking script, going down the checklist ticking boxes off for the rigidly dogmatic formula of an ethnosexually progressive and liberated special snowflake cast and story, and they know that as long as they give you active reloads and a decent grenade arc, they've got your sixty in the bank.

You're fucking cancer, a literal corporate whore, and you should be ashamed.
#38 - centraldogma (05/06/2016) [-]
Buddy, you are trying to act as though you know more about the game from seeing a picture than >>#21 knows from actually playing the game. I understand that having all these assumptions stuffed up your ass was probably getting mighty uncomfortable, but that's no excuse to start pulling them out and throwing them everywhere. Webm unrelated.
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#49 - useroftheLOLZ (05/06/2016) [-]
And fucking CoD has great gameplay.

Does that mean that its essentially a disgusting reduction of the political and personal nuances of war, by basically reducing it down to




Christ, gameplay and story go hand and hand. How many fucking times has Funnyjunk gotten into a massive Circlejerk when agreeing that story is more important than gameplay?

This already looks like a SJW checklist that Microsoft is using to make sure that their game is "PC".

If you just want the good gameplay, then why the fuck would you care about people bitching about a god awful story?

Go back to CoD. Or Destiny. Or any other multiplayer based game, but remember, you're playing them for the GAMEPLAY, you don't have the right to be a hypocrite and complain about the story because apparently nobody else has it.
#52 - centraldogma (05/06/2016) [-]
Baby, you couldn't be putting any more words in my mouth if you tried to force-feed me a dictionary. If you wanna make all manner of baseless assumptions and ruin your own day that's your problem. Me, I'm going to wait until I have more than a picture to go off of before I start forming opinions about the game.
#23 - sofakingood (05/06/2016) [-]
That's cool. Send a message. Fight the system. More power to you.
#5 - Very true. I mean who needs infrastructure and cops anyways?  [+] (4 replies) 04/17/2016 on Madison +17
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#63 - wellimnotsure (04/18/2016) [-]
that isn't wealth redistribution you fucking donut
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#37 - sketchE (04/18/2016) [-]
the public paying for public use things is fine the public paying for private use is not. i dont need food stamps so i shouldnt have to pay for them. i need roads and police so i have no problem paying for them
#81 - skebaba (04/18/2016) [-]
Go live in a cave if you don't want to work the way societies were created to be used for.
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#118 - sketchE (04/18/2016) [-]
why dont you go to work the american dream is to have the oppertunity to earn money through hard work not sit on your ass and have the government give you money. my income should not be forced to be your income
#21 - Picture  [+] (4 replies) 04/10/2016 on Salem Witch Trials 2.0 +8
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#36 - ScottP (04/10/2016) [-]
Atticus Finch. The original Daredevil
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#34 - jokersaysamuseme (04/10/2016) [-]
It might be more effective to use the pictures of the real life men who lost years of their life in prison because of stupid, selfish, evil bitches.
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#26 - garymuthafuknoak (04/10/2016) [-]
movie source?
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#27 - mankey (04/10/2016) [-]
To Kill a Mockingbird
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