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sockswithsandals

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Lurk
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Half life 3
X-box Gamertag: DtheMightyLurk
Interests: fat
Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:6/30/2015
Location:Sweden
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Content Ranking:#5466
Comment Ranking:#971
Highest Content Rank:#2902
Highest Comment Rank:#298
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Level 79 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 80 Content: Srs Business
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Content Views:64967
Times Content Favorited:22 times
Total Comments Made:1874
FJ Points:10835
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#14 - danke 04/26/2015 on Some amazing things part 7... 0
#720 - I have stitches on my dick that are currently healing. Because…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #752 - honzo (04/26/2015) [-]
you'll be able to fap soon enough, sockswithsandals, very . . . very soon . . .
#723 - totalytito (04/25/2015) [-]
Give it time brudda. Im sure you'll feel better soon.

As the ancient hawaiians used to say: “Every wave has to come to the shore at some point.”
#169 - me pls 04/25/2015 on Some amazing things part 6 0
#11 - Picture 04/24/2015 on FJ, post your hottest,... 0
#27 - I second this 04/24/2015 on 10 of the worlds oldest stuff 0
#26 - Picture 04/21/2015 on From the creators of Human... 0
#107 - Forgot to attach image 04/20/2015 on Fairy tale 0
#104 - all father is best beard 04/20/2015 on Fairy tale 0
#82 - Not as good as not zombie tk tho 04/19/2015 on a cat is fine too I guess... 0
#78 - Because he's a zombie?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on a cat is fine too I guess... 0
User avatar #79 - heartlessrobot (04/19/2015) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #82 - sockswithsandals (04/19/2015) [-]
Not as good as not zombie tk tho
#73 - One of my best gaming moments was probably the first time I en…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on a cat is fine too I guess... +1
User avatar #100 - thempc (04/20/2015) [-]
i have a bit of a confession, I played 2 first, but after recently finishing 1 I appreciate the arid nexus area much more
#71 - That feel when TK Baha though  [+] (8 new replies) 04/19/2015 on a cat is fine too I guess... 0
User avatar #76 - heartlessrobot (04/19/2015) [-]
Don't worry, he doesn't stay dead.
User avatar #78 - sockswithsandals (04/19/2015) [-]
Because he's a zombie?
User avatar #79 - heartlessrobot (04/19/2015) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #82 - sockswithsandals (04/19/2015) [-]
Not as good as not zombie tk tho
User avatar #72 - thempc (04/19/2015) [-]
yeah... although I liked that they had the arid badlands area in borderlands 2, with all the sidequests about the original game
User avatar #74 - bahtzee (04/19/2015) [-]
Like the mission where you had to build that gun by finding it's parts. There's never been any "build a gun" mission in any of the other guns besides the first one. I thought it was genius when they put it in bl2
User avatar #73 - sockswithsandals (04/19/2015) [-]
One of my best gaming moments was probably the first time I entered the arid nexus badlands in Borderlands 2 and heard the music from the first game.
User avatar #100 - thempc (04/20/2015) [-]
i have a bit of a confession, I played 2 first, but after recently finishing 1 I appreciate the arid nexus area much more
#31 - this guy  [+] (11 new replies) 04/19/2015 on a cat is fine too I guess... +16
#66 - thempc (04/19/2015) [-]
borderlands mentioned, swell with a billion guns and midgets
User avatar #71 - sockswithsandals (04/19/2015) [-]
That feel when TK Baha though
User avatar #76 - heartlessrobot (04/19/2015) [-]
Don't worry, he doesn't stay dead.
User avatar #78 - sockswithsandals (04/19/2015) [-]
Because he's a zombie?
User avatar #79 - heartlessrobot (04/19/2015) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #82 - sockswithsandals (04/19/2015) [-]
Not as good as not zombie tk tho
User avatar #72 - thempc (04/19/2015) [-]
yeah... although I liked that they had the arid badlands area in borderlands 2, with all the sidequests about the original game
User avatar #74 - bahtzee (04/19/2015) [-]
Like the mission where you had to build that gun by finding it's parts. There's never been any "build a gun" mission in any of the other guns besides the first one. I thought it was genius when they put it in bl2
User avatar #73 - sockswithsandals (04/19/2015) [-]
One of my best gaming moments was probably the first time I entered the arid nexus badlands in Borderlands 2 and heard the music from the first game.
User avatar #100 - thempc (04/20/2015) [-]
i have a bit of a confession, I played 2 first, but after recently finishing 1 I appreciate the arid nexus area much more
User avatar #51 - plokix (04/19/2015) [-]
Episode 2 was fucking good.
#8 - Not only did she **** up the chair, the cosplay kinda sucked  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on mudkip cosplay fucks up chair +169
#92 - suchtino (04/20/2015) [-]
the fuck am i looking at
#67 - zombieindenial (04/20/2015) [-]
Id say an utterly disappointing cosplay.
#15 - Rascal (04/19/2015) [-]
it wasn't kinda, it was a really shitty cosplay
#19 - Doesn't know lego piece sizes. ****** casual 04/19/2015 on LEGO GARNET +1
#160 - is the giveaway over? 04/18/2015 on Take this gun! 0
#1 - tfw you realize your family is starving but you can't eat dog … 04/18/2015 on Right moment 0
#5 - everyone's fw walking by 04/18/2015 on Crazy Man Puts Dildo In His... 0
#5 - Where the sports tho 04/18/2015 on Random Sports +6
#22 - They don't even have the required parts and they seem p… 04/18/2015 on Orenburg Twerk Scandal 0
#10 - Picture 04/18/2015 on Joan Cornella does it again 0
#5 - Robin Robin is a type of bird 04/18/2015 on realism squared +2
#40 - Hey, hope you find better people to hang out with 04/17/2015 on pretty cool +1
#38 - Well, I live in a Stockholm, so there's quite a lot of imigran…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2015 on pretty cool +25
#39 - technicus (04/17/2015) [-]
thank you.
User avatar #47 - maitarn (04/17/2015) [-]
What kind of shithole have you been living in?!
Nowhere I've been has it ever been like that and I am ashamed of the swedes who acted like that, trust me when I say we're not all like that.
User avatar #40 - sockswithsandals (04/17/2015) [-]
Hey, hope you find better people to hang out with
#36 - Why though?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/17/2015 on pretty cool 0
#37 - technicus (04/17/2015) [-]
Beacause in my entire life every single swede i have seen have showed nothing but hate towards immigrants. And i mean specifically the sandniggers.
Everybody in sweden hates the blacks and the romanians thats cause they actually dont fucking contribute to society.
The swedish will show hate against any brother from the middle east no matter if they are young, old, productive or well mannered.
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SWEDE. The adults. The kids. The teenagers.
I really do hate the teens cause they the type of loudmouths that interrupt you, talk way to loudly in the classroom and keep talking even though they have been told to shut it.
They are the type of people to walk around and be like: YOOOOOO TECHNICUS. WAZZAAAAP. GOT A NEW HAIRCUT. LOOKS NICE. ah yknow. i ( insert pointless fucking activity nobody gives a shit about ) yesterday. And this is in the most high school douchebag bully voice imaginable.
Incredibly onoxious.
Now i thank sweden for accepting me and my family in our hour of need. And i will do what i can to contribute to society. But these motherfuckers make it really fucking difficult.
User avatar #57 - zombienurse (04/18/2015) [-]
Norway apologises for our brother's I'll manners.
User avatar #76 - vigilum (04/20/2015) [-]
hah mad swedes
#51 - kristovsky (04/17/2015) [-]
"All Swedes are racists, they judge everyone based on their ethnic group"

The irony is real.
User avatar #50 - alstorp (04/17/2015) [-]
Hah, talk about being stereotypical. You can't say "fuck all the swedes" when you obviously live in a shitty place with inbred xenophopics and racists. I know literally no one like that, and I know a lot of people coming from lots of different parts of Sweden.
User avatar #38 - sockswithsandals (04/17/2015) [-]
Well, I live in a Stockholm, so there's quite a lot of imigrants here, (I don't hear a lot of racial slurrs and such here), but I really don't mind them. If they can't live in their home countries, why can't Sweden become their new home? We pretty much have the capacity for it. Everyone's a person, you know?
Any family who contributes somehow I think is welcome, unless of cource you literally can't work for some reason, like being handicapped or something.
But I do agree on one thing though, Swedish kids are pretty ill manered, thank good for no siblings
#39 - technicus (04/17/2015) [-]
thank you.
User avatar #47 - maitarn (04/17/2015) [-]
What kind of shithole have you been living in?!
Nowhere I've been has it ever been like that and I am ashamed of the swedes who acted like that, trust me when I say we're not all like that.
User avatar #40 - sockswithsandals (04/17/2015) [-]
Hey, hope you find better people to hang out with

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#28 - blobboy (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sockswithsandals
So I was on iTunes the other day, messing around with download music.
Since the music was not purchased on iTunes, it doesn't have album art, singer, etc.

I always like those things to be complete, so I starting filling in for a Orion by Shykidx remix, but I was too lazy to go on the internet and search for the official album art, so I just searched my computer for anything space themed I had.

The profile picture I made for you is now on my iPod, and I see it almost every day. Always gives me a chuckle.
#81 - Rascal (06/28/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #82 to #81 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Thank you anon
#70 - notgaben (06/02/2015) [-]
******* faggot.
Go kill urself lol XD

#71 to #70 - notgaben (06/02/2015) [-]
I brought you your favourite dogs
#72 to #71 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
suk dik nerd
suk dik nerd
#74 to #73 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
phss......
phss......
#75 to #74 - notgaben (06/02/2015) [-]
ÄR DU REDO?????????????????????????????
#76 to #75 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
#77 to #76 - notgaben (06/02/2015) [-]
inb4 worldwar shooter
User avatar #78 to #77 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
fallout of duty 4
#79 to #78 - notgaben (06/03/2015) [-]
14 juni   
it's happening   
 papa pls gib lods of emone
14 juni
it's happening
papa pls gib lods of emone
#80 to #79 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
8 days
I can't take it
#63 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
now i gotta suk yo dik
now i gotta suk yo dik
#64 to #63 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
JUST PLAY THE GAME
#65 to #64 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
iwill5evr
iwill5evr
User avatar #68 to #67 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Fun fact: Did you know that anime, in fact belongs in the trash?
I have no actuall opinions on anime
#69 to #68 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
actually i hate anime   this is just 			*******		 adorable
actually i hate anime this is just ******* adorable
#41 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
lolwut
lolwut
User avatar #42 to #41 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like this image John!
#43 to #42 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
it's all yours
User avatar #44 to #43 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
In all seriousness though were you on my steam profile?
#45 to #44 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
it's a possibility
#46 to #45 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
gonna go watch a movie
stalk around all you want
#47 to #46 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
damn foreigner
User avatar #48 to #47 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
kil ureself fagot
#49 to #48 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
maybe some day
maybe some day
User avatar #52 to #51 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
btw why do you want to share my steam games?
Do I look like som kind of commie to you, huh? srsly tho why?
User avatar #53 to #52 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
i saw you had hotline miami 2
User avatar #54 to #53 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
isn't it like 15 dollars for you?
User avatar #55 to #54 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch i'm broke
User avatar #56 to #55 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch we all broke
just kill your parents and take their money, duh
User avatar #57 to #56 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch they broke too
User avatar #58 to #57 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Cardboard box for a home kind of broke, or no exessive money kind of broke?
User avatar #59 to #58 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
no excessive kind of broke
#62 to #59 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
shh no tears
only gaems now
check steam
User avatar #60 to #59 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I know that feel bro, have divorced parents, been there.
I have some money saved up though, let me see what I can do.
#61 to #60 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
wat, can't i just add you to my family and wait til you go to sleep then play it
User avatar #37 - Znoflats ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
Så du tror du bara kan gå runt här och va svensk va!? <3
#38 to #37 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
pls ge mig din autograf nä men seriöst dina comics är fan underbara
#39 to #38 - Znoflats ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
Come here, let me sign dem titties!
User avatar #40 to #39 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
ty bby
#35 - testaburger (12/31/2014) [-]
I see you
I see you
#36 to #35 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
Couldn't resist dat ass
#33 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I love you so much
User avatar #24 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
do you have a steam?
User avatar #25 to #24 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
I do. My profile name is DtheMightyLurk.
User avatar #26 to #25 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
i sent you an invite. my names jagger
User avatar #30 to #26 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
have you got the moves though?
User avatar #31 to #30 - trivdiego (06/15/2014) [-]
I do, but I wasn't even thinking of Mick Jagger when I made the name. I just came up with a random sound
User avatar #32 to #31 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah lol
#18 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #643928 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** your username is still wrong
User avatar #19 to #18 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the КГБ, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Спецназ. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Motherland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Вооружённые Силы Российской Федерации and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #190285 at Shin Anime Social Board ** *guerila,also i just lagughed my ass off, thank you
#21 to #20 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
*gorilla warfare
User avatar #23 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
wait you're a gorilla?
User avatar #22 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
oh...ha
#5 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5918997 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** your username is wrong
User avatar #6 to #5 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
this upsets me
#7 to #6 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Don't mind if I do ** yeah well your username upsets me,that's like tooth paste and orange juice
#8 to #7 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
#9 to #8 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at iPad Vs Nokia ** yes...did your roll just call me stupid?
#10 to #9 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #313 at For those against gay marriage **No just asking. Didnt mean to offend you.
#11 to #10 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3625645 at Friendly ** no i mean the gif you rolled it was like congratz!retard! rolls don't like me especially egg rolls
#12 to #11 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Wallpaper thread, anyone? ** Hope this is better
#13 to #12 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3659437 at Friendly ** nah man look how pretty this is
don't be ponies
#14 to #13 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Time Log **Will this also be anime?
#15 to #14 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5922958 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** will this be a piece of **** ?
#16 to #15 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be 			****		?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be **** ?
#17 to #16 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Idiocracy Comes to Life ** nah it made me laugh unlike this ****
#3 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
notgaben
#4 to #3 - notgaben (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not gaben I am Gaben Not
#1 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
welcome to the ****** world of oc-comic makers where the users complain we don't post enough and it's not funny when we do
User avatar #2 to #1 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
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