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sockswithsandals

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: bad rats
Interests: fat
Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:Sweden
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5332
Comment Ranking:#1047
Highest Content Rank:#2902
Highest Comment Rank:#298
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Level 79 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 80 Content: Srs Business
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Content Views:65496
Times Content Favorited:22 times
Total Comments Made:1943
FJ Points:11001
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#12 - I don't get it  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda +1
#17 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
homophobes in America think that gay people are all in an organized conspiracy Ilumigayti group funded by China and the commie-nazi-vampires with an agenda to turn as many children gay as possible so they can rape eagles and destroy America from the inside or some shit.
User avatar #19 - sockswithsandals (06/28/2015) [-]
Sounds like you average homosexual, yeah.
jk thanks anon
#82 - Thank you anon 06/28/2015 on sockswithsandals's profile 0
#33 - they never asked for this 06/27/2015 on How do I look? +5
#42 - I'll be sure to tell him that 06/26/2015 on Post a picture of your... +1
#39 - One of his greatest skills  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Post a picture of your... +1
User avatar #40 - juaneljalapeno (06/26/2015) [-]
fluffyness is a dangerous skill, use it wisely
User avatar #42 - sockswithsandals (06/26/2015) [-]
I'll be sure to tell him that
#25 - Picture 06/26/2015 on Post a picture of your... +1
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on Post a picture of your... +1
#25 - sockswithsandals (06/26/2015) [-]
#23 - my cat Movitz  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Post a picture of your... +1
User avatar #30 - juaneljalapeno (06/26/2015) [-]
ITS SO FLUFFY
User avatar #39 - sockswithsandals (06/26/2015) [-]
One of his greatest skills
User avatar #40 - juaneljalapeno (06/26/2015) [-]
fluffyness is a dangerous skill, use it wisely
User avatar #42 - sockswithsandals (06/26/2015) [-]
I'll be sure to tell him that
#24 - sockswithsandals (06/26/2015) [-]
#25 - sockswithsandals (06/26/2015) [-]
#7 - 2 weeks late buddy  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on My life is over 0
#8 - nogetnicethingys (07/20/2015) [-]
Justice can never be late
#34 - He's got them tf2 sized hands 06/25/2015 on A real life Popeye +2
#728 - Playing the Halo CE campaign and Halo 2 campaign and multiplay… 06/25/2015 on What is your favorite video... +3
#10 - How does he eat? Won't **** fall out the side all the t…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2015 on The ultimate victory +9
#12 - mrdrprofbraeden (06/25/2015) [-]
there's a piece of glass in the hole i think
User avatar #21 - shieeetposter (06/25/2015) [-]
But his tongue
User avatar #23 - demcupcakes (06/25/2015) [-]
removable glass?
#26 - absolute madman 06/24/2015 on Dont talk to strangers... +88
#41 - How has this not been taken down for like a year. All the… 06/24/2015 on robocopy +13
#49 - even the best of us **** up sometimes 06/24/2015 on Fallout 4 confirmed for Fancy +1
#8 - I guess he found something bigger than the dual machine guns  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Fallout 4 confirmed for Fancy +14
User avatar #26 - dravis (06/24/2015) [-]
It took me 10 hours to understand the joke.
User avatar #49 - sockswithsandals (06/24/2015) [-]
even the best of us fuck up sometimes
#10 - This is just what someone who murdered an entire birds family … 06/22/2015 on I know what you did +1
#9 - mall shooting  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Cuddle to the death 0
User avatar #13 - apllo (06/19/2015) [-]
yeah but where's the intereige?
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/18/2015) [-]
yeah but you don't go to jail for sending mice to death. Plus you can role play as the mice god and punish then and all that kinds fun shit.
#7 - >expects bloodbath >puts mice in box with cat anyways  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Cuddle to the death +7
User avatar #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/18/2015) [-]
How else do you expect to get a bloodbath??
User avatar #9 - sockswithsandals (06/18/2015) [-]
mall shooting
User avatar #13 - apllo (06/19/2015) [-]
yeah but where's the intereige?
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/18/2015) [-]
yeah but you don't go to jail for sending mice to death. Plus you can role play as the mice god and punish then and all that kinds fun shit.
#931 - Picture 06/18/2015 on Steam Game Giveaway 3 0
#12 - Well, that's your opinion I think his reviews and all are …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on warmitup.exe +3
User avatar #13 - rogaa (06/18/2015) [-]
his reviews are fuckin amazing

hilarious
#2 - slllloooowww moooootiiioooooon 06/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#130 - You buy them with all the money 06/18/2015 on 15 fascinating facts +3
#4 - As #3 said, source is h3h3. A great ******* youtuber  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on warmitup.exe +5
#9 - anon (06/18/2015) [-]
>>#8
#925 - ok  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Steam Game Giveaway 3 0
#930 - stoicnick (06/18/2015) [-]
#931 - sockswithsandals (06/18/2015) [-]

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#28 - blobboy (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sockswithsandals
So I was on iTunes the other day, messing around with download music.
Since the music was not purchased on iTunes, it doesn't have album art, singer, etc.

I always like those things to be complete, so I starting filling in for a Orion by Shykidx remix, but I was too lazy to go on the internet and search for the official album art, so I just searched my computer for anything space themed I had.

The profile picture I made for you is now on my iPod, and I see it almost every day. Always gives me a chuckle.
#81 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #82 to #81 - sockswithsandals (06/28/2015) [-]
Thank you anon
#70 - notgaben (06/02/2015) [-]
******* faggot.
Go kill urself lol XD

#71 to #70 - notgaben (06/02/2015) [-]
I brought you your favourite dogs
#75 to #74 - notgaben (06/02/2015) [-]
ÄR DU REDO?????????????????????????????
#76 to #75 - sockswithsandals (06/02/2015) [-]
!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
#77 to #76 - notgaben (06/02/2015) [-]
inb4 worldwar shooter
User avatar #78 to #77 - sockswithsandals (06/02/2015) [-]
fallout of duty 4
#79 to #78 - notgaben (06/03/2015) [-]
14 juni   
it's happening   
 papa pls gib lods of emone
14 juni
it's happening
papa pls gib lods of emone
#80 to #79 - sockswithsandals (06/03/2015) [-]
8 days
I can't take it
#63 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
now i gotta suk yo dik
now i gotta suk yo dik
#64 to #63 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
JUST PLAY THE GAME
#65 to #64 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
iwill5evr
iwill5evr
#67 to #66 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #68 to #67 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
Fun fact: Did you know that anime, in fact belongs in the trash?
I have no actuall opinions on anime
#69 to #68 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
actually i hate anime   this is just 			*******		 adorable
actually i hate anime this is just ******* adorable
#41 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #42 to #41 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like this image John!
#43 to #42 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
it's all yours
User avatar #44 to #43 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
In all seriousness though were you on my steam profile?
#45 to #44 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
it's a possibility
#46 to #45 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
gonna go watch a movie
stalk around all you want
#47 to #46 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
damn foreigner
User avatar #48 to #47 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
kil ureself fagot
#49 to #48 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
maybe some day
maybe some day
#51 to #50 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #52 to #51 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
btw why do you want to share my steam games?
Do I look like som kind of commie to you, huh? srsly tho why?
User avatar #53 to #52 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
i saw you had hotline miami 2
User avatar #54 to #53 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
isn't it like 15 dollars for you?
User avatar #55 to #54 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch i'm broke
User avatar #56 to #55 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch we all broke
just kill your parents and take their money, duh
User avatar #57 to #56 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch they broke too
User avatar #58 to #57 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
Cardboard box for a home kind of broke, or no exessive money kind of broke?
User avatar #59 to #58 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
no excessive kind of broke
#62 to #59 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
shh no tears
only gaems now
check steam
User avatar #60 to #59 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
I know that feel bro, have divorced parents, been there.
I have some money saved up though, let me see what I can do.
#61 to #60 - stoicnick ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
wat, can't i just add you to my family and wait til you go to sleep then play it
User avatar #37 - Znoflats (04/03/2015) [-]
Så du tror du bara kan gå runt här och va svensk va!? <3
#38 to #37 - sockswithsandals (04/03/2015) [-]
pls ge mig din autograf nä men seriöst dina comics är fan underbara
#39 to #38 - Znoflats (04/03/2015) [-]
Come here, let me sign dem titties!
#35 - testaburger (12/31/2014) [-]
I see you
I see you
#36 to #35 - sockswithsandals (12/31/2014) [-]
Couldn't resist dat ass
User avatar #34 to #33 - sockswithsandals (06/22/2014) [-]
I love you so much
#27 - stoicnick ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
do you have a steam?
User avatar #25 to #24 - sockswithsandals (10/16/2013) [-]
I do. My profile name is DtheMightyLurk.
User avatar #26 to #25 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
i sent you an invite. my names jagger
User avatar #30 to #26 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
have you got the moves though?
User avatar #31 to #30 - trivdiego (06/15/2014) [-]
I do, but I wasn't even thinking of Mick Jagger when I made the name. I just came up with a random sound
User avatar #32 to #31 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah lol
#18 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #643928 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** your username is still wrong
User avatar #19 to #18 - sockswithsandals (09/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the КГБ, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Спецназ. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Motherland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Вооружённые Силы Российской Федерации and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #190285 at Shin Anime Social Board ** *guerila,also i just lagughed my ass off, thank you
#21 to #20 - sockswithsandals (09/18/2013) [-]
*gorilla warfare
User avatar #23 to #21 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
wait you're a gorilla?
User avatar #22 to #21 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
oh...ha
#5 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5918997 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** your username is wrong
User avatar #6 to #5 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
this upsets me
#7 to #6 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Don't mind if I do ** yeah well your username upsets me,that's like tooth paste and orange juice
#8 to #7 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
#9 to #8 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at iPad Vs Nokia ** yes...did your roll just call me stupid?
#10 to #9 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #313 at For those against gay marriage **No just asking. Didnt mean to offend you.
#11 to #10 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3625645 at Friendly ** no i mean the gif you rolled it was like congratz!retard! rolls don't like me especially egg rolls
#12 to #11 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Wallpaper thread, anyone? ** Hope this is better
#13 to #12 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3659437 at Friendly ** nah man look how pretty this is
don't be ponies
#14 to #13 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Time Log **Will this also be anime?
#15 to #14 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5922958 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** will this be a piece of **** ?
#16 to #15 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be 			****		?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be **** ?
#17 to #16 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Idiocracy Comes to Life ** nah it made me laugh unlike this ****
#4 to #3 - notgaben (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not gaben I am Gaben Not
#1 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
welcome to the ****** world of oc-comic makers where the users complain we don't post enough and it's not funny when we do
User avatar #2 to #1 - sockswithsandals (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
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