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#1 - I don't think even he found that funny. 8 hours ago on Bad Joke Amon +2
#2 - Genderbender. 8 hours ago on Benders +7
#1 - I kinda like the fact that not even the 4th wall can stop Toph… 8 hours ago on Half-sisters +14
#25 - In the UK 'dinner' is 'lunch'. We use 'lunch' for when you're …  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Let's talk about anime 0
User avatar #44 - Razierw (5 hours ago) [-]
Nah pal the meaning of these terms depends on region. I never use 'dinner', only ever lunch and tea.
#2 - Comment deleted 08/28/2014 on Comment this picture... 0
#75 - 1) Well if that's the case then yeah the footballers would win…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on wat 0
#85 - shadowgandalf (08/28/2014) [-]
A compromise cannot be reached, because this is an A or B discussion, not AB or BA discussion.
#84 - shadowgandalf (08/28/2014) [-]
1) Any punch or kick that forces your shoulders out of a horizontal line, will make your grapable, regardless of your skill
However the catch is, that if you do NOT do such a montion, you can't put any weight behind your kicks or punch.
Welcome to first world martial arts problems.

2) Weal yeah, he would be slower because his body is much more heavy.
3)Footballers train daily to be able to get from a to b as fast as possible, through a several heavy fast moving meatbags. If that does not require quick thinking and reflexes, then nothing does,
4)Yeah, but as i said earlier, you CANNOT train specifically only strenght over endurance. Both elements are worked actively, but your movement dictates what benefit the most from it.
5) I mean to say that anyone who have ever taken gradeschool knows where the pressure points are.
6) A not it dosn't and B muhammed ali does that, because he trains to do that. His skill revolve around quick reflexes and quick punches. Trust me, he wasn't thinking about anything when he went on stage.
Thats the point of training, to automate yourself, so that you don't fuck yourself over with doubt.
#64 - Not so. Well, most of that is but not the last part. People te…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2014 on wat 0
#70 - shadowgandalf (08/28/2014) [-]
1) I was talking in the context of a football game. Both parties would be armored.
2) It might be, that the play would simply ignore the monk, and grap his arm when he punches.
3) Trust me mate, you can't train endurance without strenght, and vice versa. You can merely decide what to train the most.
Like, a proffesional sprinter would easely be able to run a marathon.
4) Training for quick bursts of strenghts, means fast movements. So you are basically saying, that not only are the footballers stronger, they are also faster.
5)Footballers everywhere else train almost exclusively like sprinters. They rarely do endurance focused training(other than their warm up).
6) Everyone who've ever looked at a medical map of the human body(i.e. anyone who ever took gradeschool), it's basic biological knowleadge. But that dosn't even factor in here, because it's a football game, not a street fight.
7) Scuse me, but mentality only comes into play if the fight is relatively equal.

So in summery, the monk is gonna get steamrolled.
User avatar #75 - snowshark (08/28/2014) [-]
1) Well if that's the case then yeah the footballers would win.
2) ... yeah, good luck with that... seriously, because you'd either need to be really lucky or the monk would have to be really shitty for a non-combatant to be able to grapple them.
3) A sprinter might be able to do the Marathon but he'd be slow as dicks doing it compared to the professional marathon runner. Trust me, I've actually participated and seen it happen in the London Marathon.
4) For a very short period of time comparatively, yes. The difficulty factor is the monk out-lasting the short time where the footballer has the upper hand. However even then that speed and that strength isn't effectively utilised compared to that of the monk if we're talking combat (which I assume we are by this point since the football thing's already conceded) because reflexes and muscle memory don't just happen through being strong. Monks train to think like chess players, thinking ahead. Most football players don't need this skill unless they're the Quarterback (which I mentioned).
5) That's just untrue. They train to be able to run fast, sure, but more important than that is the ability to last on the field for about 45 minutes per half, if not further into overtime. Maybe they get a short break here or there but they're mostly on the move the whole time. The exception to this would be the defenders who do train to be more like sprinters so they can head-off the attackers and then rest when they can.
6) I don't get what that's meant to mean. I assume you've missed out a word or two.
7) Ha... ha ha. Yeahno. No, that's just bull. Mentality matters a 'lot' in fighting. It's like a 3rd value there next to strength and stamina. Have you never seen Muhammad Ali dodging 21 punches when backed into a corner? He does that easily because he has that kind of mentality of wearing down his opponents. That's what it takes to beat a brute.

Still, I don't think either of us is gonna compromise on this so best we drop it.
#85 - shadowgandalf (08/28/2014) [-]
A compromise cannot be reached, because this is an A or B discussion, not AB or BA discussion.
#84 - shadowgandalf (08/28/2014) [-]
1) Any punch or kick that forces your shoulders out of a horizontal line, will make your grapable, regardless of your skill
However the catch is, that if you do NOT do such a montion, you can't put any weight behind your kicks or punch.
Welcome to first world martial arts problems.

2) Weal yeah, he would be slower because his body is much more heavy.
3)Footballers train daily to be able to get from a to b as fast as possible, through a several heavy fast moving meatbags. If that does not require quick thinking and reflexes, then nothing does,
4)Yeah, but as i said earlier, you CANNOT train specifically only strenght over endurance. Both elements are worked actively, but your movement dictates what benefit the most from it.
5) I mean to say that anyone who have ever taken gradeschool knows where the pressure points are.
6) A not it dosn't and B muhammed ali does that, because he trains to do that. His skill revolve around quick reflexes and quick punches. Trust me, he wasn't thinking about anything when he went on stage.
Thats the point of training, to automate yourself, so that you don't fuck yourself over with doubt.
#1 - Source: Okay, real-talk time: Anime is goi…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Let's talk about anime +41
User avatar #63 - alleksi (4 hours ago) [-]
Implying that anime has only recently plummeted into shit.


Please do your research before saying silly stuff like that. The industry has always been full of otaku pandering.
User avatar #74 - blokrokker (3 hours ago) [-]
"Full of" =/= "Saturated" What the industry is going through is saturation.
#40 - hosl (6 hours ago) [-]
I read this in the guy's voice
User avatar #17 - spleed (16 hours ago) [-]
Well said.
User avatar #9 - brokentrucker (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry...but

>"eating tea"

wat
User avatar #11 - deadprisoner (19 hours ago) [-]
Eating tea is British for eating dinner.
User avatar #12 - brokentrucker (19 hours ago) [-]
Ah. Makes since.
User avatar #13 - brokentrucker (19 hours ago) [-]
*Sense.

Fuck me.
User avatar #25 - snowshark (13 hours ago) [-]
In the UK 'dinner' is 'lunch'. We use 'lunch' for when you're eating something light and 'dinner' for when you're having something more substantial.

The use of the word 'tea' in that context is actually a shortening of the phrase 'tea time' which has a pretty transparent meaning and a clear etymology.
User avatar #44 - Razierw (5 hours ago) [-]
Nah pal the meaning of these terms depends on region. I never use 'dinner', only ever lunch and tea.
#2 - Okay, real-talk time: Anime is going through the same… 08/28/2014 on Your Favorite Anime +1
#3 - 14: Bolin is currently the only known living Lavabender (to th…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Lok Trivia: Book 3 Edition +44
User avatar #9 - danster (20 hours ago) [-]
I want to buy Aang.
User avatar #29 - solidderking (3 hours ago) [-]
but it is a used spirit, it comes without a warranty

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