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#2754 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
glorious admin, please give me your advice, serious advice. i dont know what to do in this situation. im so conflicted between the person i love and the person im with.
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#2705 - she flirts with me now more than ever. i cant stand it. shes i…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#2733 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
BUT MY BODY..MY BODYS TELLING ME YEEESSS!!

i want to be with this girl so badly. my other friend at work, who is her life long best friened since diapers, tells me her boyfriend treats her like shit. he doesent let her ever go out. she told me to go for her. because she told her that she liked me. her boyfriend is crappy. i lobe her. my girlfriend is crappy. but i just dont know. my gf will be devastated, but i dont think he wants to stay with me either. i just dont know. my friend told to dump my gf, if im having to force myself to be happy around her.

i dont know what to do guys. im so depressed now. its killing me. i see her atwork. she gets so close to me. like unusually close. shes so flirty. we both are. everyone at work sees this. tells me to go for her. i do. ive asked her out. and she always says, "her boyfriend wont let her because shes super over protective." i found out that she stopped talking to me, right around the time he made her move in with him.

i dont wanna be the person to make people break up. if shes truly happy with him, then i would let it be. but im so conflicted...

admin, mods, someone please respond. ive been up since 1 am typing this long ass story. i have important shit to do tommorrow. i logged in for the first time in years and commented just because i really did have problems. this is whats driving me nuts. this woman, the one woman who i would truly change everything in my life for.

what do? im almost to tears sometimes. i think about my scenario, i forcing myself to be happy with someone who doesnt treat me right. but what if i did take a chance on her, dumped my gf, and told her how i felt, and she really didnt want anything to do with me? what if shes stuck with that dick forever? so much anxiousness. i dont know how to bring myself together sometimes. i wanna be with her so bad. i wanna care for her. i would marry her. i swear to god and in front of all of you today, wich might not say much but i dont know how truer it can get...

I legitimately love that girl. her smile is everything to me. she is beautiful inside and out, her spirit is pure, her smile is divine, her being happy is all i ever want in life, whether or not its with me. even if we never get together, i pray to god that the guy who gets her treats her better than i ever could. thats the only consolation i will ever take. thats the only thing it would take for me to get over her.

im so glad i saw this post today. because ive been wanting to explain this for so long. i cant stand it. i wouldnt have stayed up this late doing nothing but typing if this didnt bug me. i need to know so bad, will she be with me? i would love her. i would be fucking divine towards her. im so conflicted over this. im with someone, we both are. and were both unhappy. i want to take a leap of faith, but everytime i put faith in something, it usually ends up hurting me or someone else in the end.

i want her to be happy so bad. but im not sure if i want her happiness or our happiness more. i say hers, but more than anything, i want her to be happy with me. i dont like coming between people, or hurting people that i care about...

if shes happier with someone else, then so be it. i wont force her to love me. but god dammit it hurts to let her go.
#2754 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
glorious admin, please give me your advice, serious advice. i dont know what to do in this situation. im so conflicted between the person i love and the person im with.
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#2671 - so time moves on. chubs wants me. i want courtney, i have acce…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #2705 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
she flirts with me now more than ever. i cant stand it. shes inside my head constantly. i have a girlfriend now i know, and i am a faithful person, i dont fuck with peoples emotions like that. but... i jsut dont know. my gf... shes just uninterested in me sometimes. shell always shy away when i try to kiss her, or literally kiss me for a millisecond. during sex, she just kind of lays there and does nothing. i tell her i love her. she never says it back. i just dont know. she acts so immature. and im really grown up with alot of shit ive been through. we just dont mix so well. and she talks. non stop. about stupid shit. and at the worse times. its her habit, she likes to completely derail any conversation we have about serious shit.

i ask her if she wants to go out sometime, she just talks about stupid shit, like literally "have you ever done that thing where you try to go by someone, and they're in front of you, and they move to go around you at the same time you move and blah blah blah" you get it.

but she does this sometimes, and i literally think its because she just doesnt wanna do something with me. shell do that when shes laying down, and i just try to cuddle her, and she just starts talking about some shit i know nothing about. now im a patient person, but i can only handle so much. i try to do complicated shit, listening to some else, trying to thread a fucking needle or some shit that takes an immense amount of conversation, and shell start hitting me for no god damn reason.

no i dont get hurt easily, but she does some shit that irritates me. and she thinks its funny and makes her laugh, so she doesn't get how much it pisses me off. she likes to kick the back of my ankles. and hit me for no reason. it started as love taps, but sometimes hse just likes to Open palm slap my face or back. which fucking stings. and she says, "if it hurst so bad, then just hit me back". she knows i wont. but its just fucking annoying. shes so god damn childish. and irritating. i try to give her everything i can, and shes just unphased. her ex boyfriend is also a cunt. i hate the fucking prick so damn much. and she still talks to him, which is what i hate myself. my fucking threttens people over the internet. including me. i hate it. i promise, if i ever see him again... well, heh...
ill have some very strongly worded vocabulary waiting for the scoundrel, he will be sure to recieve a peice of my mind.

but holy fucking shit. he is a god damn cunt, i wanna beat his ass for the shit hes done to me, and her. cuz hes just a mean dick. but god dammit, i didnt go through so much bullshit to be with my girlfriend, when she is just so uninterested in me now. she more than likely doesnt have any intention of breaking up, i dont really either. but im forcing myself to stay happy with someone, who i dont think feels the same way about me anymore. there was a period of time, where she just completely ignored me over her ex. i stopped talking to her too. then one day. she just comes over.

we fuck. and honestly i prefer the term make love, better than fuck. but thats pretty much what sex with her is like now. im just fucking a dead girl basically. she just doesent get into me. and i know its not fucking me. if theres one thing i know for sure, i do not have a small dick. at all. if anytthing thats a problem, because after like 15 minutes of sex, shell complain that its starting to hurt. and i dont just wanna force someone, so she usually finishes first and goes to sleep. and i just kinda sit there masturbating. i dont know anymore. it hurts so much FJ.

this is bullshit circumstances. she knows im a loyal person. why is courtney doing this to me. her boyfriend is a controlling cunt. my girlfriend has just grown so distant. we make eachother happy. i dont know what the fuck to do. it keeps me up at night. i dont wanna cheat, not even flirt behind my girls bacvk, but courtney is where my heart is it. MY MIND'S TELLING ME NOOOO....
#2733 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
BUT MY BODY..MY BODYS TELLING ME YEEESSS!!

i want to be with this girl so badly. my other friend at work, who is her life long best friened since diapers, tells me her boyfriend treats her like shit. he doesent let her ever go out. she told me to go for her. because she told her that she liked me. her boyfriend is crappy. i lobe her. my girlfriend is crappy. but i just dont know. my gf will be devastated, but i dont think he wants to stay with me either. i just dont know. my friend told to dump my gf, if im having to force myself to be happy around her.

i dont know what to do guys. im so depressed now. its killing me. i see her atwork. she gets so close to me. like unusually close. shes so flirty. we both are. everyone at work sees this. tells me to go for her. i do. ive asked her out. and she always says, "her boyfriend wont let her because shes super over protective." i found out that she stopped talking to me, right around the time he made her move in with him.

i dont wanna be the person to make people break up. if shes truly happy with him, then i would let it be. but im so conflicted...

admin, mods, someone please respond. ive been up since 1 am typing this long ass story. i have important shit to do tommorrow. i logged in for the first time in years and commented just because i really did have problems. this is whats driving me nuts. this woman, the one woman who i would truly change everything in my life for.

what do? im almost to tears sometimes. i think about my scenario, i forcing myself to be happy with someone who doesnt treat me right. but what if i did take a chance on her, dumped my gf, and told her how i felt, and she really didnt want anything to do with me? what if shes stuck with that dick forever? so much anxiousness. i dont know how to bring myself together sometimes. i wanna be with her so bad. i wanna care for her. i would marry her. i swear to god and in front of all of you today, wich might not say much but i dont know how truer it can get...

I legitimately love that girl. her smile is everything to me. she is beautiful inside and out, her spirit is pure, her smile is divine, her being happy is all i ever want in life, whether or not its with me. even if we never get together, i pray to god that the guy who gets her treats her better than i ever could. thats the only consolation i will ever take. thats the only thing it would take for me to get over her.

im so glad i saw this post today. because ive been wanting to explain this for so long. i cant stand it. i wouldnt have stayed up this late doing nothing but typing if this didnt bug me. i need to know so bad, will she be with me? i would love her. i would be fucking divine towards her. im so conflicted over this. im with someone, we both are. and were both unhappy. i want to take a leap of faith, but everytime i put faith in something, it usually ends up hurting me or someone else in the end.

i want her to be happy so bad. but im not sure if i want her happiness or our happiness more. i say hers, but more than anything, i want her to be happy with me. i dont like coming between people, or hurting people that i care about...

if shes happier with someone else, then so be it. i wont force her to love me. but god dammit it hurts to let her go.
#2754 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
glorious admin, please give me your advice, serious advice. i dont know what to do in this situation. im so conflicted between the person i love and the person im with.
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#2641 - okay, bear with me, i might stay up late just for this sticky.…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#2671 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
so time moves on. chubs wants me. i want courtney, i have accepted she had a boyfriend who was my bestfriend and she was off limits.. this made me feel really shitty. i think we saw each other differently after that night. i didnt think she was the type to drink or smoke either. i started working at FATZ about halfway through my year of culinary. i told courtney never to work there because it kinda sucked. and she was better than that. seriously, she needs a white collar job. not doing to-go orders at FATZ cafe.

i got depressed after that night. both because i had to tell chubs i wasnt interested in him like that. it made him angry with me. i was sad about that. and then my friend just got paranoid over me and courtney. didnt like me talking to her anymore. to be honest, those two didnt really make a good couple, you could tell that he wanted sex and she wanted a relationship. it showed. they ended up breaking up. i started talking to her a lil bit more. but i waited to asky her anything. even though she didnt take the brake up that hard at all. but we got each others number after a lil bit of that. and we started talking, and texting, alot. she got so flirty with me, she talked to me, and said things like "i wish i had someone to cuddle with". shed always say flirty things. i knew that we were bother hitting on eachother. and... for some reason... she just stopped talking to me. we had kept communication for months after my time at the career center was done, and i no longer got to see her . but i dont know what happened. we just got so close, like we would stay up for hours on the phone and not say a word to eachother. for a month straight, an hour and a half of my night, was spent on the phone with her. we got so close. i told her i wanted to be her boyfriend. she said she wanted to be my girlfriend. but someone else was talking to her.

i dont give a fuck, i love you. i want to be with you. i want to be with you too. then why arent we? i dont know.

thats how most of our conversations went. then one day... she just stopped returning my tyext. wouldnt answer her calls. would email me. nothing. i texted alot at first. once a day. once a week, then gradually less and less. text her once a month, once every couple of months. nothing. so i just gave up. i was so depressed because i didnt know what i did. for so long, i though i did something to upset her. i thought it was me. i felt like shit, i thought i had blew it. so ijust said fuck it. we didnt talk for about 8 months or so.

i never knew why she just stopped talking to me.

one day, i went to work to check my schedule. and as casually as ever, i had walked in to the kitchen and walked right by her, i didnt notice. i thought i was just looking at the new girl. the pretty new girl. courtney. i hadnt seen her in close to a year. she walked passed me so non chalantly and said "oh hey!" and quickly husteled by. at first i didnt know who it was, until i got a few steps beyond her and it just hit me.

i straight 180'd and asked her what the fuck she was doing in that hell hole. she said working. why was i upset? because i was just about to put in my 2 weeks notice. i was done, i was over, then she comes along, and just plants herself. she works to gos. her station is right next to mine. we will constantly be next to each other. i cant leave now. but it hurts so much.
she flirts with me so much. i think she dopes want me. her boyfriend is shitty to her. he controls her. i think thats why she stopped talking to me. hes some army brat daddys boy rich kid whos just a stuck up asshole. she so flirty with me now though. more than ever. she knows i have a girlfriend. she has a boyfriend. and i dont think either one of us want to me with the other.
User avatar #2705 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
she flirts with me now more than ever. i cant stand it. shes inside my head constantly. i have a girlfriend now i know, and i am a faithful person, i dont fuck with peoples emotions like that. but... i jsut dont know. my gf... shes just uninterested in me sometimes. shell always shy away when i try to kiss her, or literally kiss me for a millisecond. during sex, she just kind of lays there and does nothing. i tell her i love her. she never says it back. i just dont know. she acts so immature. and im really grown up with alot of shit ive been through. we just dont mix so well. and she talks. non stop. about stupid shit. and at the worse times. its her habit, she likes to completely derail any conversation we have about serious shit.

i ask her if she wants to go out sometime, she just talks about stupid shit, like literally "have you ever done that thing where you try to go by someone, and they're in front of you, and they move to go around you at the same time you move and blah blah blah" you get it.

but she does this sometimes, and i literally think its because she just doesnt wanna do something with me. shell do that when shes laying down, and i just try to cuddle her, and she just starts talking about some shit i know nothing about. now im a patient person, but i can only handle so much. i try to do complicated shit, listening to some else, trying to thread a fucking needle or some shit that takes an immense amount of conversation, and shell start hitting me for no god damn reason.

no i dont get hurt easily, but she does some shit that irritates me. and she thinks its funny and makes her laugh, so she doesn't get how much it pisses me off. she likes to kick the back of my ankles. and hit me for no reason. it started as love taps, but sometimes hse just likes to Open palm slap my face or back. which fucking stings. and she says, "if it hurst so bad, then just hit me back". she knows i wont. but its just fucking annoying. shes so god damn childish. and irritating. i try to give her everything i can, and shes just unphased. her ex boyfriend is also a cunt. i hate the fucking prick so damn much. and she still talks to him, which is what i hate myself. my fucking threttens people over the internet. including me. i hate it. i promise, if i ever see him again... well, heh...
ill have some very strongly worded vocabulary waiting for the scoundrel, he will be sure to recieve a peice of my mind.

but holy fucking shit. he is a god damn cunt, i wanna beat his ass for the shit hes done to me, and her. cuz hes just a mean dick. but god dammit, i didnt go through so much bullshit to be with my girlfriend, when she is just so uninterested in me now. she more than likely doesnt have any intention of breaking up, i dont really either. but im forcing myself to stay happy with someone, who i dont think feels the same way about me anymore. there was a period of time, where she just completely ignored me over her ex. i stopped talking to her too. then one day. she just comes over.

we fuck. and honestly i prefer the term make love, better than fuck. but thats pretty much what sex with her is like now. im just fucking a dead girl basically. she just doesent get into me. and i know its not fucking me. if theres one thing i know for sure, i do not have a small dick. at all. if anytthing thats a problem, because after like 15 minutes of sex, shell complain that its starting to hurt. and i dont just wanna force someone, so she usually finishes first and goes to sleep. and i just kinda sit there masturbating. i dont know anymore. it hurts so much FJ.

this is bullshit circumstances. she knows im a loyal person. why is courtney doing this to me. her boyfriend is a controlling cunt. my girlfriend has just grown so distant. we make eachother happy. i dont know what the fuck to do. it keeps me up at night. i dont wanna cheat, not even flirt behind my girls bacvk, but courtney is where my heart is it. MY MIND'S TELLING ME NOOOO....
#2733 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
BUT MY BODY..MY BODYS TELLING ME YEEESSS!!

i want to be with this girl so badly. my other friend at work, who is her life long best friened since diapers, tells me her boyfriend treats her like shit. he doesent let her ever go out. she told me to go for her. because she told her that she liked me. her boyfriend is crappy. i lobe her. my girlfriend is crappy. but i just dont know. my gf will be devastated, but i dont think he wants to stay with me either. i just dont know. my friend told to dump my gf, if im having to force myself to be happy around her.

i dont know what to do guys. im so depressed now. its killing me. i see her atwork. she gets so close to me. like unusually close. shes so flirty. we both are. everyone at work sees this. tells me to go for her. i do. ive asked her out. and she always says, "her boyfriend wont let her because shes super over protective." i found out that she stopped talking to me, right around the time he made her move in with him.

i dont wanna be the person to make people break up. if shes truly happy with him, then i would let it be. but im so conflicted...

admin, mods, someone please respond. ive been up since 1 am typing this long ass story. i have important shit to do tommorrow. i logged in for the first time in years and commented just because i really did have problems. this is whats driving me nuts. this woman, the one woman who i would truly change everything in my life for.

what do? im almost to tears sometimes. i think about my scenario, i forcing myself to be happy with someone who doesnt treat me right. but what if i did take a chance on her, dumped my gf, and told her how i felt, and she really didnt want anything to do with me? what if shes stuck with that dick forever? so much anxiousness. i dont know how to bring myself together sometimes. i wanna be with her so bad. i wanna care for her. i would marry her. i swear to god and in front of all of you today, wich might not say much but i dont know how truer it can get...

I legitimately love that girl. her smile is everything to me. she is beautiful inside and out, her spirit is pure, her smile is divine, her being happy is all i ever want in life, whether or not its with me. even if we never get together, i pray to god that the guy who gets her treats her better than i ever could. thats the only consolation i will ever take. thats the only thing it would take for me to get over her.

im so glad i saw this post today. because ive been wanting to explain this for so long. i cant stand it. i wouldnt have stayed up this late doing nothing but typing if this didnt bug me. i need to know so bad, will she be with me? i would love her. i would be fucking divine towards her. im so conflicted over this. im with someone, we both are. and were both unhappy. i want to take a leap of faith, but everytime i put faith in something, it usually ends up hurting me or someone else in the end.

i want her to be happy so bad. but im not sure if i want her happiness or our happiness more. i say hers, but more than anything, i want her to be happy with me. i dont like coming between people, or hurting people that i care about...

if shes happier with someone else, then so be it. i wont force her to love me. but god dammit it hurts to let her go.
#2754 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
glorious admin, please give me your advice, serious advice. i dont know what to do in this situation. im so conflicted between the person i love and the person im with.
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#2612 - so, i have alot of kitchen experience, thats one thing. what i…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #2641 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
okay, bear with me, i might stay up late just for this sticky.

after that day, you couldnt shut me and her up. we were just about inseperable. no one had ever really talked in that class because chef was just creating such a menacing environment sometimes.
but me and courtney became very close. we both loved ponies, and we both worked well in the kitchen, and our chemistry was just amazing. i loved it, i had someone to talk to who i could just keep a conversation going with. we got along so good. i dont know how many times i can state this, i really do like, perhaps even love this woman. steve harvey said "there is only one woman that a man is willing to change for, aand if youre not that woman, you have to take us how we are." i would change for her. i would be good to her. i dont fantasize about having sex with her, well i do, but...
the fantasy i like better than that, is being with her. if i could just be that person for her. i want to show her how much i would be willing to commit. i would treat her like diamonds, better than diamonds, i would be a true fucking man for her. you wanna quit working? done, ill work full time and overtime, IDGAF, ill do it for her. i would be amazing to her. i want to make her happy, more than anything in the world, i love seeing her smile. it makes me smile, and shes the only person ive evr met whos smile was contagious enough to effect me. oh god what i would do just to really tell her how i feel.
i had asked her out. i totally did, i dont consider myself friendzoned for as close as we got. she had a boyfriend. so i didnt try to push her or anything. i found out, because i had actually asked her out. bummer, i know. but it gets a whole fuck ton of a lot better(worse)! we flirted still, we talked, the whole class thought we were exclusive, and even chef did. we just got so bubbly around each other.
one night. when i was working late. had a particularly shitty night. got a ride from a friends friend. they were both gay, just FWB room mates who fucked whenevre. there are 2 more hay people in that whole relationship, but that shits complicated. im Bi, mind you. so i had messed around with my first freind who ill call cam. i thought we could be together til i found out about his 5 way love pentagon. we went through a hard time, but we still remained friends. but he was kind of pushing me towards his friend, who wanted me, badly. we'll call him chubs.
so Chubs picked me up from work to give me a ride home, but he begged me to go over to his and cams house because he had something to give me. so i agreed, we went over, and he took me to his room, and showed me this beautifully embroidered chefs coat. red and black with my name on it. it looked bad ass. i thanked him for it, but at the same time i knew he wanted to fuck me.
HOLD ON CHILDREN, THIS IS WHERE IT GETS FANFUCKINGTASTIC
i walked out of his room, because a bunch of the groups friends had arrived, and let me just say, this town is really small, so your friends may know some of your other friends and you dont know. i come out, and see a group in the living room for a lil get together. and who alls there? some hoes, some niggaz, and courtney? yeah. whos she with? "hey man do we know eachother"? he asked, i knew immediately who he was. my bestfriend elementary school that i hadnt seen in close to 8 years. immediate friendship reconnection. "So you know my girlfriend"?

oh god why
why do you have to be her boyfriend. why fucking why couldnt it have been any other jerkoff that i dont know?

"oh yeah we take class together" i said trying not explode in a tantrum of anger, envy, sorrow, and dispair. this night went on. we partied. i had to crash there and sleep in the bed with chubs. i hated it. he kept trying to cuddle me, after him being so nice to me, i just kinda let him, i didnt wanna tell him no. i was drunk and sad on the inside. i was high and angry and just kinda laid there and got fucked by a fat guy with a small dick.
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#2671 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
so time moves on. chubs wants me. i want courtney, i have accepted she had a boyfriend who was my bestfriend and she was off limits.. this made me feel really shitty. i think we saw each other differently after that night. i didnt think she was the type to drink or smoke either. i started working at FATZ about halfway through my year of culinary. i told courtney never to work there because it kinda sucked. and she was better than that. seriously, she needs a white collar job. not doing to-go orders at FATZ cafe.

i got depressed after that night. both because i had to tell chubs i wasnt interested in him like that. it made him angry with me. i was sad about that. and then my friend just got paranoid over me and courtney. didnt like me talking to her anymore. to be honest, those two didnt really make a good couple, you could tell that he wanted sex and she wanted a relationship. it showed. they ended up breaking up. i started talking to her a lil bit more. but i waited to asky her anything. even though she didnt take the brake up that hard at all. but we got each others number after a lil bit of that. and we started talking, and texting, alot. she got so flirty with me, she talked to me, and said things like "i wish i had someone to cuddle with". shed always say flirty things. i knew that we were bother hitting on eachother. and... for some reason... she just stopped talking to me. we had kept communication for months after my time at the career center was done, and i no longer got to see her . but i dont know what happened. we just got so close, like we would stay up for hours on the phone and not say a word to eachother. for a month straight, an hour and a half of my night, was spent on the phone with her. we got so close. i told her i wanted to be her boyfriend. she said she wanted to be my girlfriend. but someone else was talking to her.

i dont give a fuck, i love you. i want to be with you. i want to be with you too. then why arent we? i dont know.

thats how most of our conversations went. then one day... she just stopped returning my tyext. wouldnt answer her calls. would email me. nothing. i texted alot at first. once a day. once a week, then gradually less and less. text her once a month, once every couple of months. nothing. so i just gave up. i was so depressed because i didnt know what i did. for so long, i though i did something to upset her. i thought it was me. i felt like shit, i thought i had blew it. so ijust said fuck it. we didnt talk for about 8 months or so.

i never knew why she just stopped talking to me.

one day, i went to work to check my schedule. and as casually as ever, i had walked in to the kitchen and walked right by her, i didnt notice. i thought i was just looking at the new girl. the pretty new girl. courtney. i hadnt seen her in close to a year. she walked passed me so non chalantly and said "oh hey!" and quickly husteled by. at first i didnt know who it was, until i got a few steps beyond her and it just hit me.

i straight 180'd and asked her what the fuck she was doing in that hell hole. she said working. why was i upset? because i was just about to put in my 2 weeks notice. i was done, i was over, then she comes along, and just plants herself. she works to gos. her station is right next to mine. we will constantly be next to each other. i cant leave now. but it hurts so much.
she flirts with me so much. i think she dopes want me. her boyfriend is shitty to her. he controls her. i think thats why she stopped talking to me. hes some army brat daddys boy rich kid whos just a stuck up asshole. she so flirty with me now though. more than ever. she knows i have a girlfriend. she has a boyfriend. and i dont think either one of us want to me with the other.
User avatar #2705 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
she flirts with me now more than ever. i cant stand it. shes inside my head constantly. i have a girlfriend now i know, and i am a faithful person, i dont fuck with peoples emotions like that. but... i jsut dont know. my gf... shes just uninterested in me sometimes. shell always shy away when i try to kiss her, or literally kiss me for a millisecond. during sex, she just kind of lays there and does nothing. i tell her i love her. she never says it back. i just dont know. she acts so immature. and im really grown up with alot of shit ive been through. we just dont mix so well. and she talks. non stop. about stupid shit. and at the worse times. its her habit, she likes to completely derail any conversation we have about serious shit.

i ask her if she wants to go out sometime, she just talks about stupid shit, like literally "have you ever done that thing where you try to go by someone, and they're in front of you, and they move to go around you at the same time you move and blah blah blah" you get it.

but she does this sometimes, and i literally think its because she just doesnt wanna do something with me. shell do that when shes laying down, and i just try to cuddle her, and she just starts talking about some shit i know nothing about. now im a patient person, but i can only handle so much. i try to do complicated shit, listening to some else, trying to thread a fucking needle or some shit that takes an immense amount of conversation, and shell start hitting me for no god damn reason.

no i dont get hurt easily, but she does some shit that irritates me. and she thinks its funny and makes her laugh, so she doesn't get how much it pisses me off. she likes to kick the back of my ankles. and hit me for no reason. it started as love taps, but sometimes hse just likes to Open palm slap my face or back. which fucking stings. and she says, "if it hurst so bad, then just hit me back". she knows i wont. but its just fucking annoying. shes so god damn childish. and irritating. i try to give her everything i can, and shes just unphased. her ex boyfriend is also a cunt. i hate the fucking prick so damn much. and she still talks to him, which is what i hate myself. my fucking threttens people over the internet. including me. i hate it. i promise, if i ever see him again... well, heh...
ill have some very strongly worded vocabulary waiting for the scoundrel, he will be sure to recieve a peice of my mind.

but holy fucking shit. he is a god damn cunt, i wanna beat his ass for the shit hes done to me, and her. cuz hes just a mean dick. but god dammit, i didnt go through so much bullshit to be with my girlfriend, when she is just so uninterested in me now. she more than likely doesnt have any intention of breaking up, i dont really either. but im forcing myself to stay happy with someone, who i dont think feels the same way about me anymore. there was a period of time, where she just completely ignored me over her ex. i stopped talking to her too. then one day. she just comes over.

we fuck. and honestly i prefer the term make love, better than fuck. but thats pretty much what sex with her is like now. im just fucking a dead girl basically. she just doesent get into me. and i know its not fucking me. if theres one thing i know for sure, i do not have a small dick. at all. if anytthing thats a problem, because after like 15 minutes of sex, shell complain that its starting to hurt. and i dont just wanna force someone, so she usually finishes first and goes to sleep. and i just kinda sit there masturbating. i dont know anymore. it hurts so much FJ.

this is bullshit circumstances. she knows im a loyal person. why is courtney doing this to me. her boyfriend is a controlling cunt. my girlfriend has just grown so distant. we make eachother happy. i dont know what the fuck to do. it keeps me up at night. i dont wanna cheat, not even flirt behind my girls bacvk, but courtney is where my heart is it. MY MIND'S TELLING ME NOOOO....
#2733 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
BUT MY BODY..MY BODYS TELLING ME YEEESSS!!

i want to be with this girl so badly. my other friend at work, who is her life long best friened since diapers, tells me her boyfriend treats her like shit. he doesent let her ever go out. she told me to go for her. because she told her that she liked me. her boyfriend is crappy. i lobe her. my girlfriend is crappy. but i just dont know. my gf will be devastated, but i dont think he wants to stay with me either. i just dont know. my friend told to dump my gf, if im having to force myself to be happy around her.

i dont know what to do guys. im so depressed now. its killing me. i see her atwork. she gets so close to me. like unusually close. shes so flirty. we both are. everyone at work sees this. tells me to go for her. i do. ive asked her out. and she always says, "her boyfriend wont let her because shes super over protective." i found out that she stopped talking to me, right around the time he made her move in with him.

i dont wanna be the person to make people break up. if shes truly happy with him, then i would let it be. but im so conflicted...

admin, mods, someone please respond. ive been up since 1 am typing this long ass story. i have important shit to do tommorrow. i logged in for the first time in years and commented just because i really did have problems. this is whats driving me nuts. this woman, the one woman who i would truly change everything in my life for.

what do? im almost to tears sometimes. i think about my scenario, i forcing myself to be happy with someone who doesnt treat me right. but what if i did take a chance on her, dumped my gf, and told her how i felt, and she really didnt want anything to do with me? what if shes stuck with that dick forever? so much anxiousness. i dont know how to bring myself together sometimes. i wanna be with her so bad. i wanna care for her. i would marry her. i swear to god and in front of all of you today, wich might not say much but i dont know how truer it can get...

I legitimately love that girl. her smile is everything to me. she is beautiful inside and out, her spirit is pure, her smile is divine, her being happy is all i ever want in life, whether or not its with me. even if we never get together, i pray to god that the guy who gets her treats her better than i ever could. thats the only consolation i will ever take. thats the only thing it would take for me to get over her.

im so glad i saw this post today. because ive been wanting to explain this for so long. i cant stand it. i wouldnt have stayed up this late doing nothing but typing if this didnt bug me. i need to know so bad, will she be with me? i would love her. i would be fucking divine towards her. im so conflicted over this. im with someone, we both are. and were both unhappy. i want to take a leap of faith, but everytime i put faith in something, it usually ends up hurting me or someone else in the end.

i want her to be happy so bad. but im not sure if i want her happiness or our happiness more. i say hers, but more than anything, i want her to be happy with me. i dont like coming between people, or hurting people that i care about...

if shes happier with someone else, then so be it. i wont force her to love me. but god dammit it hurts to let her go.
#2754 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
glorious admin, please give me your advice, serious advice. i dont know what to do in this situation. im so conflicted between the person i love and the person im with.
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#2612 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
so, i have alot of kitchen experience, thats one thing. what i didnt tell you, is that while in culinary arts, i met quite possibly one of the only woman that i truly liked, i didnt look at her for any kind of appearance, but i legitimately liked her. she was funny, she laughed at my jokes, we had cool conversations.
the one thing that really brought us together though, is we both wore the same docks one day. youll laugh or cringe at this, but my little pony mix and match socks. with rainbow dash. they were just ankle socks. i didnt have anything else, and i got 2 of the same packs from a friend of mine, and she got me 2 packs because she knew i hated wearing mismatched socks. so did the girl i liked, who i am now going to call courtney because fuckyounolastnames. i lied, last names become relevant later..

i remember the day we first talked to eachother, it was so strange, because everything was just so ungodly coincidental. we had some small interactions before, just getting her flour or measuring something for a recipe, but nothing personal. i had opened those 2 packs of socks that morning, because i failed to do any laundry, and had noe. so i said "fuck it, im not taking my shoes off" at the time, i never wanted my friend to get my those socks, i kinda hated her for it because i never wanted to be one of those people who was like super cringe weaboo status. but i digress, i now thank her very much for them.
our bus had been late to the career center from my school. calling my school WestDildo now. so we waited in the bus loop for our bus for about 15 minutes, some bullshit was happeing, some had wrecked in the carline that morning, and they held up traffic to get their vehicle towed, so the bus got in late. we got on, i sat with my few friends in the very back of the bus, we got to the career center, and went to our classes.
i usually sit at the back of the class at one of the computers. but this morning, everyone was checking there grades and shit, and the only spoty i had left was the desk next to courtney. she never had to check her grade. she knew she was good. had a 99 at the end of both semesters, and was still upset. she was perfect, in bot mental and physical aspects. she talked smooth and aoftly, she was unbelievably smart, always turned in work on time, and i swear to god... drop dead fucking beautiful. just perfect in just about every way. she was pale, but had a bright face, long lack hair that just looked like a satin hood that had frayed at the ends to each individual fiber. and she was BUILT. she was about 2 inches shorter than me, im about 5,8.
she had the most voluptuous hips, and just the perfect sized brest, her figure was amazing, she had hourglass curves with a thick, THICK and well rounded butt. i swear to god those hips tho. i took the desk next to her adn started doing the plethora of work i was behind on. i could smell her i was so close. i wasnt creeping, believe me, i tried to remain as casual as possible. she was reading and was staring off into space. but then she josteled her shoe a little bit, and i wazs just looking in my lap like a depressed old man, and then i saw her sock. she was wearing the same ones. the EXACT. mind you they were mix and match so you had to get both packs to match. and it just slipped out of my mouth. thank god i wasnt thinking, because i wont lie, at the time i was pretty fucking beta with woman, if was in my right state of mind, i wouldn't have said shit.
but it just came out, "are you waering rainbowdash socks?" she glanced up with the bluest and most innocent eyes, and said "yea, why"? then i popped off my shoe and showed her, my sock. ill never forget the first time i made her smile. just like that, it was the prettiest thing i have ever seen. above all else, the most beautiful curve on this womans body, is her smile.

this story (and my problems) continue in another posy. forgive me, im venting.
also i forgot the unrelated pic.
User avatar #2641 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
okay, bear with me, i might stay up late just for this sticky.

after that day, you couldnt shut me and her up. we were just about inseperable. no one had ever really talked in that class because chef was just creating such a menacing environment sometimes.
but me and courtney became very close. we both loved ponies, and we both worked well in the kitchen, and our chemistry was just amazing. i loved it, i had someone to talk to who i could just keep a conversation going with. we got along so good. i dont know how many times i can state this, i really do like, perhaps even love this woman. steve harvey said "there is only one woman that a man is willing to change for, aand if youre not that woman, you have to take us how we are." i would change for her. i would be good to her. i dont fantasize about having sex with her, well i do, but...
the fantasy i like better than that, is being with her. if i could just be that person for her. i want to show her how much i would be willing to commit. i would treat her like diamonds, better than diamonds, i would be a true fucking man for her. you wanna quit working? done, ill work full time and overtime, IDGAF, ill do it for her. i would be amazing to her. i want to make her happy, more than anything in the world, i love seeing her smile. it makes me smile, and shes the only person ive evr met whos smile was contagious enough to effect me. oh god what i would do just to really tell her how i feel.
i had asked her out. i totally did, i dont consider myself friendzoned for as close as we got. she had a boyfriend. so i didnt try to push her or anything. i found out, because i had actually asked her out. bummer, i know. but it gets a whole fuck ton of a lot better(worse)! we flirted still, we talked, the whole class thought we were exclusive, and even chef did. we just got so bubbly around each other.
one night. when i was working late. had a particularly shitty night. got a ride from a friends friend. they were both gay, just FWB room mates who fucked whenevre. there are 2 more hay people in that whole relationship, but that shits complicated. im Bi, mind you. so i had messed around with my first freind who ill call cam. i thought we could be together til i found out about his 5 way love pentagon. we went through a hard time, but we still remained friends. but he was kind of pushing me towards his friend, who wanted me, badly. we'll call him chubs.
so Chubs picked me up from work to give me a ride home, but he begged me to go over to his and cams house because he had something to give me. so i agreed, we went over, and he took me to his room, and showed me this beautifully embroidered chefs coat. red and black with my name on it. it looked bad ass. i thanked him for it, but at the same time i knew he wanted to fuck me.
HOLD ON CHILDREN, THIS IS WHERE IT GETS FANFUCKINGTASTIC
i walked out of his room, because a bunch of the groups friends had arrived, and let me just say, this town is really small, so your friends may know some of your other friends and you dont know. i come out, and see a group in the living room for a lil get together. and who alls there? some hoes, some niggaz, and courtney? yeah. whos she with? "hey man do we know eachother"? he asked, i knew immediately who he was. my bestfriend elementary school that i hadnt seen in close to 8 years. immediate friendship reconnection. "So you know my girlfriend"?

oh god why
why do you have to be her boyfriend. why fucking why couldnt it have been any other jerkoff that i dont know?

"oh yeah we take class together" i said trying not explode in a tantrum of anger, envy, sorrow, and dispair. this night went on. we partied. i had to crash there and sleep in the bed with chubs. i hated it. he kept trying to cuddle me, after him being so nice to me, i just kinda let him, i didnt wanna tell him no. i was drunk and sad on the inside. i was high and angry and just kinda laid there and got fucked by a fat guy with a small dick.
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#2671 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
so time moves on. chubs wants me. i want courtney, i have accepted she had a boyfriend who was my bestfriend and she was off limits.. this made me feel really shitty. i think we saw each other differently after that night. i didnt think she was the type to drink or smoke either. i started working at FATZ about halfway through my year of culinary. i told courtney never to work there because it kinda sucked. and she was better than that. seriously, she needs a white collar job. not doing to-go orders at FATZ cafe.

i got depressed after that night. both because i had to tell chubs i wasnt interested in him like that. it made him angry with me. i was sad about that. and then my friend just got paranoid over me and courtney. didnt like me talking to her anymore. to be honest, those two didnt really make a good couple, you could tell that he wanted sex and she wanted a relationship. it showed. they ended up breaking up. i started talking to her a lil bit more. but i waited to asky her anything. even though she didnt take the brake up that hard at all. but we got each others number after a lil bit of that. and we started talking, and texting, alot. she got so flirty with me, she talked to me, and said things like "i wish i had someone to cuddle with". shed always say flirty things. i knew that we were bother hitting on eachother. and... for some reason... she just stopped talking to me. we had kept communication for months after my time at the career center was done, and i no longer got to see her . but i dont know what happened. we just got so close, like we would stay up for hours on the phone and not say a word to eachother. for a month straight, an hour and a half of my night, was spent on the phone with her. we got so close. i told her i wanted to be her boyfriend. she said she wanted to be my girlfriend. but someone else was talking to her.

i dont give a fuck, i love you. i want to be with you. i want to be with you too. then why arent we? i dont know.

thats how most of our conversations went. then one day... she just stopped returning my tyext. wouldnt answer her calls. would email me. nothing. i texted alot at first. once a day. once a week, then gradually less and less. text her once a month, once every couple of months. nothing. so i just gave up. i was so depressed because i didnt know what i did. for so long, i though i did something to upset her. i thought it was me. i felt like shit, i thought i had blew it. so ijust said fuck it. we didnt talk for about 8 months or so.

i never knew why she just stopped talking to me.

one day, i went to work to check my schedule. and as casually as ever, i had walked in to the kitchen and walked right by her, i didnt notice. i thought i was just looking at the new girl. the pretty new girl. courtney. i hadnt seen her in close to a year. she walked passed me so non chalantly and said "oh hey!" and quickly husteled by. at first i didnt know who it was, until i got a few steps beyond her and it just hit me.

i straight 180'd and asked her what the fuck she was doing in that hell hole. she said working. why was i upset? because i was just about to put in my 2 weeks notice. i was done, i was over, then she comes along, and just plants herself. she works to gos. her station is right next to mine. we will constantly be next to each other. i cant leave now. but it hurts so much.
she flirts with me so much. i think she dopes want me. her boyfriend is shitty to her. he controls her. i think thats why she stopped talking to me. hes some army brat daddys boy rich kid whos just a stuck up asshole. she so flirty with me now though. more than ever. she knows i have a girlfriend. she has a boyfriend. and i dont think either one of us want to me with the other.
User avatar #2705 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
she flirts with me now more than ever. i cant stand it. shes inside my head constantly. i have a girlfriend now i know, and i am a faithful person, i dont fuck with peoples emotions like that. but... i jsut dont know. my gf... shes just uninterested in me sometimes. shell always shy away when i try to kiss her, or literally kiss me for a millisecond. during sex, she just kind of lays there and does nothing. i tell her i love her. she never says it back. i just dont know. she acts so immature. and im really grown up with alot of shit ive been through. we just dont mix so well. and she talks. non stop. about stupid shit. and at the worse times. its her habit, she likes to completely derail any conversation we have about serious shit.

i ask her if she wants to go out sometime, she just talks about stupid shit, like literally "have you ever done that thing where you try to go by someone, and they're in front of you, and they move to go around you at the same time you move and blah blah blah" you get it.

but she does this sometimes, and i literally think its because she just doesnt wanna do something with me. shell do that when shes laying down, and i just try to cuddle her, and she just starts talking about some shit i know nothing about. now im a patient person, but i can only handle so much. i try to do complicated shit, listening to some else, trying to thread a fucking needle or some shit that takes an immense amount of conversation, and shell start hitting me for no god damn reason.

no i dont get hurt easily, but she does some shit that irritates me. and she thinks its funny and makes her laugh, so she doesn't get how much it pisses me off. she likes to kick the back of my ankles. and hit me for no reason. it started as love taps, but sometimes hse just likes to Open palm slap my face or back. which fucking stings. and she says, "if it hurst so bad, then just hit me back". she knows i wont. but its just fucking annoying. shes so god damn childish. and irritating. i try to give her everything i can, and shes just unphased. her ex boyfriend is also a cunt. i hate the fucking prick so damn much. and she still talks to him, which is what i hate myself. my fucking threttens people over the internet. including me. i hate it. i promise, if i ever see him again... well, heh...
ill have some very strongly worded vocabulary waiting for the scoundrel, he will be sure to recieve a peice of my mind.

but holy fucking shit. he is a god damn cunt, i wanna beat his ass for the shit hes done to me, and her. cuz hes just a mean dick. but god dammit, i didnt go through so much bullshit to be with my girlfriend, when she is just so uninterested in me now. she more than likely doesnt have any intention of breaking up, i dont really either. but im forcing myself to stay happy with someone, who i dont think feels the same way about me anymore. there was a period of time, where she just completely ignored me over her ex. i stopped talking to her too. then one day. she just comes over.

we fuck. and honestly i prefer the term make love, better than fuck. but thats pretty much what sex with her is like now. im just fucking a dead girl basically. she just doesent get into me. and i know its not fucking me. if theres one thing i know for sure, i do not have a small dick. at all. if anytthing thats a problem, because after like 15 minutes of sex, shell complain that its starting to hurt. and i dont just wanna force someone, so she usually finishes first and goes to sleep. and i just kinda sit there masturbating. i dont know anymore. it hurts so much FJ.

this is bullshit circumstances. she knows im a loyal person. why is courtney doing this to me. her boyfriend is a controlling cunt. my girlfriend has just grown so distant. we make eachother happy. i dont know what the fuck to do. it keeps me up at night. i dont wanna cheat, not even flirt behind my girls bacvk, but courtney is where my heart is it. MY MIND'S TELLING ME NOOOO....
#2733 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
BUT MY BODY..MY BODYS TELLING ME YEEESSS!!

i want to be with this girl so badly. my other friend at work, who is her life long best friened since diapers, tells me her boyfriend treats her like shit. he doesent let her ever go out. she told me to go for her. because she told her that she liked me. her boyfriend is crappy. i lobe her. my girlfriend is crappy. but i just dont know. my gf will be devastated, but i dont think he wants to stay with me either. i just dont know. my friend told to dump my gf, if im having to force myself to be happy around her.

i dont know what to do guys. im so depressed now. its killing me. i see her atwork. she gets so close to me. like unusually close. shes so flirty. we both are. everyone at work sees this. tells me to go for her. i do. ive asked her out. and she always says, "her boyfriend wont let her because shes super over protective." i found out that she stopped talking to me, right around the time he made her move in with him.

i dont wanna be the person to make people break up. if shes truly happy with him, then i would let it be. but im so conflicted...

admin, mods, someone please respond. ive been up since 1 am typing this long ass story. i have important shit to do tommorrow. i logged in for the first time in years and commented just because i really did have problems. this is whats driving me nuts. this woman, the one woman who i would truly change everything in my life for.

what do? im almost to tears sometimes. i think about my scenario, i forcing myself to be happy with someone who doesnt treat me right. but what if i did take a chance on her, dumped my gf, and told her how i felt, and she really didnt want anything to do with me? what if shes stuck with that dick forever? so much anxiousness. i dont know how to bring myself together sometimes. i wanna be with her so bad. i wanna care for her. i would marry her. i swear to god and in front of all of you today, wich might not say much but i dont know how truer it can get...

I legitimately love that girl. her smile is everything to me. she is beautiful inside and out, her spirit is pure, her smile is divine, her being happy is all i ever want in life, whether or not its with me. even if we never get together, i pray to god that the guy who gets her treats her better than i ever could. thats the only consolation i will ever take. thats the only thing it would take for me to get over her.

im so glad i saw this post today. because ive been wanting to explain this for so long. i cant stand it. i wouldnt have stayed up this late doing nothing but typing if this didnt bug me. i need to know so bad, will she be with me? i would love her. i would be fucking divine towards her. im so conflicted over this. im with someone, we both are. and were both unhappy. i want to take a leap of faith, but everytime i put faith in something, it usually ends up hurting me or someone else in the end.

i want her to be happy so bad. but im not sure if i want her happiness or our happiness more. i say hers, but more than anything, i want her to be happy with me. i dont like coming between people, or hurting people that i care about...

if shes happier with someone else, then so be it. i wont force her to love me. but god dammit it hurts to let her go.
#2754 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
glorious admin, please give me your advice, serious advice. i dont know what to do in this situation. im so conflicted between the person i love and the person im with.
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#2601 - oversizedcarrot (01/21/2015) [-]
Just move to another cafe, or learn how to become amazing at another area of cooking if its the work environment that is bothering you so much.

Or discuss what it is that is bothering you with the manager because it's their duty to look after their staff. Plus they employ you because you were the best they could find for the job and you've already said why that is.
User avatar #2744 - snobbymussel (01/21/2015) [-]
its not the restaurant positions i worry about as bad as the other post. i could live with salad all my life, but what i couldnt live without is knowing about this woman ive mentioned. i know i wrote a fuck ton, but i had to vent.
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#128 - snobbymussel (05/23/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 88** LOOK AT THOSE ******* DOUBLES
#122 - snobbymussel (05/22/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 46** checkem
#124 to #350 - snobbymussel (05/22/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 06** another try?
#126 to #352 - snobbymussel (05/22/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 44** once more
User avatar #120 - snobbymussel (05/21/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 87** dubs and the rapture is real
User avatar #121 to #347 - snobbymussel (05/21/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 416** trips and the rapture is real
User avatar #106 - JohnE (05/21/2011) [-]
Have we ever talked?
User avatar #107 to #333 - snobbymussel (05/21/2011) [-]
i dont know. how do we even know each other?
User avatar #108 to #334 - JohnE (05/21/2011) [-]
If you're furry, that would explain it
User avatar #109 to #335 - snobbymussel (05/21/2011) [-]
that might be it. there is another possible reason, you brony?
#110 to #336 - JohnE (05/21/2011) [-]
I go out of my way to thumb down every pony picture I see.
I go out of my way to thumb down every pony picture I see.
#111 to #337 - snobbymussel (05/21/2011) [-]
have you ever watched the show?
User avatar #112 to #338 - JohnE (05/21/2011) [-]
25 minutes of my life I will never get back.
User avatar #113 to #339 - snobbymussel (05/21/2011) [-]
...then you are entiteled to your opinion... the only thing i dont like is when some belligerent **** nugget goes around shouting off some ******** when they dont know what the **** there talking about. but you... i respect you, yet fear you.... which episode?
#114 to #340 - JohnE (05/21/2011) [-]
First episode, up to the point when they decided to actually make friendly with that beast thing. I'm not a sappy everything-is-rainbows-and-butterflies guy. I use my spare time chainsawing people in half in Gears of War.
User avatar #115 to #341 - snobbymussel (05/21/2011) [-]
we both do. we both like to watch people die, but yet i have bit of a softer side.
#116 to #342 - JohnE (05/21/2011) [-]
When the lion king was put on here as a front page post, I watched it and didn't feel any sadness as any point.

But that's because I know the wild is an ass and things die.
User avatar #117 to #343 - snobbymussel (05/21/2011) [-]
the wild is ******* brutal. i didnt cry during that movie. but i did feel angry towards. theonly thought that entered my mind... "wow that guys a prick".
#118 to #344 - JohnE (05/21/2011) [-]
I thought Scar was actually pretty awesome.

But of course with ANY MOVIE in existence, no matter how awesome and intelligent the 'bad guy' is, the immature or weak 'good guy' always wins. The ending of every good vs. evil movie is WAY too predictable.
User avatar #119 to #345 - snobbymussel (05/21/2011) [-]
the old movies is what i miss. not this mess of hollywood we have today.
User avatar #105 - snobbymussel (04/26/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 46**
User avatar #99 - thefeistybadger (04/11/2011) [-]
**thefeistybadger rolls 03,473,003** I summon thy doubles
User avatar #100 to #326 - snobbymussel (04/11/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 86** well of course your gonna doubles by rolling 8. you wanna be amazing, roll 2.
User avatar #101 to #327 - thefeistybadger (04/11/2011) [-]
**thefeistybadger rolls 38** Like this
User avatar #102 to #328 - snobbymussel (04/11/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 06**
User avatar #103 to #329 - thefeistybadger (04/11/2011) [-]
**thefeistybadger rolls 58**
User avatar #104 to #330 - snobbymussel (04/11/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 74**
User avatar #98 - snobbymussel (04/10/2011) [-]
you lost the game.
User avatar #86 to #291 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
pi is now relevant. but where the **** would you find something like that?
#88 to #313 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
That's for me to know and for you to find out. Bwahahaha
User avatar #89 to #315 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
...4chan?
#65 to #291 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
...i dont like sharks....
#66 to #292 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
How about this? :3
#69 to #295 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
SUDDENLY RANDOMNESS :U
#73 to #299 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
dont make the same misake i did =(
#75 to #301 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
cocaine is heluva drug
#77 to #302 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
Hate it, don'tcha? lol. What was it? And you took cocaine? :o I haven't touched any drugs other than prescribed xP But those don't count xP Do they? :o
User avatar #78 to #304 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
it was gonna be ninja astley. and yes i did. i am clean now. and they dont count unless you abused them. but cocaine wasnt the only thing.
#79 to #305 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
At one point I did abuse them for a short period.. it was noticed xP And they did drive me to a point of suicidal attempts. I'm not on them anymore, not since Nov 10 last year. And I was actually feeling a whole lot better. Sure, it was a near stupid move of me because it through my chemistry outta whack, but the risk was worth it. Well worth it. I came out fine.  
  
Yay then :D
At one point I did abuse them for a short period.. it was noticed xP And they did drive me to a point of suicidal attempts. I'm not on them anymore, not since Nov 10 last year. And I was actually feeling a whole lot better. Sure, it was a near stupid move of me because it through my chemistry outta whack, but the risk was worth it. Well worth it. I came out fine.

Yay then :D
#80 to #306 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
i need more pony pictures.
#81 to #307 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
I have SFW and 			****		 pics of ponies. Which do you prefer? :D
I have SFW and **** pics of ponies. Which do you prefer? :D
User avatar #82 to #308 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
both... >_>
<_<
#83 to #309 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
Will get right on it ~.^
#85 to #311 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
Lets get the worst one out of the way...
User avatar #76 to #302 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
god dammit fj. god ******* dammit.
User avatar #56 - totalrpg (04/09/2011) [-]
I'm searching for all bi/gay furries on FJ... so HI :]]
User avatar #57 to #283 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
hey der.
User avatar #58 to #284 - totalrpg (04/09/2011) [-]
INITIATION QUESTION

fursuiting yes/no?
User avatar #60 to #286 - totalrpg (04/09/2011) [-]
mrrrrrhhhhhmmmm ok, but why not? sos if im being a bit pushy
User avatar #61 to #287 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
because im bit of laid back furry. ye i like the at and the yiff, but i don always get caught up in it. i dont really like fur suiting because sometimes heres a limit of how far you can take things.
User avatar #62 to #288 - totalrpg (04/09/2011) [-]
I guess that makes sense actually, thanks for showing me the other side
User avatar #63 to #289 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
its cool.
#10 - draconicxyz (04/08/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #54 to #236 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
i will remember this day. the... i have been.... outponied...
#55 to #281 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
There there. It's quite alright
#33 to #258 - draconicxyz (04/08/2011) [-]
Because its true. Bwahahah
#38 to #263 - ghio ONLINE (04/08/2011) [-]
....fap?
....fap?
#43 to #269 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
...dont stop....
#44 to #270 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
You missed your chance to join...always next time!
You missed your chance to join...always next time!
#48 to #274 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
If the ***** hardcore, and if Celestia is the day, and Luna is the night, who created them?
#50 to #276 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
I just wonder...maybe something will be snuck into it
#51 to #277 - snobbymussel (04/09/2011) [-]
im running out of pony pics
#53 to #278 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
Picture didn't load
User avatar #52 to #278 - draconicxyz (04/09/2011) [-]
I have plenty more :D
#18 to #243 - draconicxyz (04/08/2011) [-]
Myself? Why does it have to be myself? D:
#21 to #246 - snobbymussel (04/08/2011) [-]
out of nowhere


DERPY
#27 to #251 - draconicxyz (04/08/2011) [-]
Pic didn't load
User avatar #26 to #251 - draconicxyz (04/08/2011) [-]
I was gonna post that :O
User avatar #9 - snobbymussel (02/24/2011) [-]
**** this game.
User avatar #8 - snobbymussel (02/24/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 3** BY THE POWER OF MAGNETS, I SUMMON 5
User avatar #7 - snobbymussel (02/24/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 21** BY THE POWER OF MAGNETS, I SUMMON DOUBLES
User avatar #6 - snobbymussel (02/24/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 150** BY THE POWER OF MAGNETS, I SUMMON TRIPLES!
User avatar #5 - snobbymussel (02/24/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 9** BY THE POWER OF MAGNETS, I SUMMON 1
User avatar #3 - snobbymussel (02/23/2011) [-]
**snobbymussel rolls 92** BY THE POWER OF MAGNETS, I SUMMON DOUBLES!
User avatar #4 to #3 - snobbymussel (02/23/2011) [-]
DAMMIT!
User avatar #2 - snobbymussel (02/22/2011) [-]
did nt get purple text
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