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Youtube Channel: snakefire411
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Video Games Played: WARFRAME IS THE BEST GAME EVER!
Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
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#277483 - I can't wait to be able to wear a pony tail. 12/24/2013 on Friendly +1
#13 - Aw yis matching name color. My lets plays are garbage…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2013 on yisumad's profile 0
#14 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Nice. What is it?
Mine's right here: www.youtube.com/user/TheLineGuyLetsPlay
#15 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
#16 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Gmod in a nutshell.
"Oh, you won't do this? Lemme just throw some shit at you."
User avatar #17 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah basically.
#11 - That sucks.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/24/2013 on yisumad's profile 0
#12 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
At least I have my let's plays up and running.
I like the color of your name, by the way.
#13 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Aw yis matching name color.

My lets plays are garbage, but I have a couple funny videos.
#14 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Nice. What is it?
Mine's right here: www.youtube.com/user/TheLineGuyLetsPlay
#15 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
#16 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Gmod in a nutshell.
"Oh, you won't do this? Lemme just throw some shit at you."
User avatar #17 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah basically.
#9 - Im sorry to hear that. My shit's acting weird too..  [+] (8 new replies) 12/24/2013 on yisumad's profile 0
#10 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah. I can only really play my games up in my room where nobody complains, but for whatever reason I can't get a signal up there anymore. Soooo...shit.
#11 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
That sucks.
#12 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
At least I have my let's plays up and running.
I like the color of your name, by the way.
#13 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Aw yis matching name color.

My lets plays are garbage, but I have a couple funny videos.
#14 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Nice. What is it?
Mine's right here: www.youtube.com/user/TheLineGuyLetsPlay
#15 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
#16 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Gmod in a nutshell.
"Oh, you won't do this? Lemme just throw some shit at you."
User avatar #17 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah basically.
#7 - My phone was so fucking trashed for months, just a little whil…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/24/2013 on yisumad's profile 0
#8 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
I guess I'm just really unlucky, cause my wifi's starting to shot the bed too.
Also my headset broke.
...
Fuck.
#9 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Im sorry to hear that.

My shit's acting weird too..
#10 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah. I can only really play my games up in my room where nobody complains, but for whatever reason I can't get a signal up there anymore. Soooo...shit.
#11 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
That sucks.
#12 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
At least I have my let's plays up and running.
I like the color of your name, by the way.
#13 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Aw yis matching name color.

My lets plays are garbage, but I have a couple funny videos.
#14 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Nice. What is it?
Mine's right here: www.youtube.com/user/TheLineGuyLetsPlay
#15 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
#16 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Gmod in a nutshell.
"Oh, you won't do this? Lemme just throw some shit at you."
User avatar #17 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah basically.
#5 - How you be?  [+] (12 new replies) 12/24/2013 on yisumad's profile 0
#6 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Eh, I lost my phone. Could be worse, I guess.
#7 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
My phone was so fucking trashed for months, just a little while ago I got a new one as an early christmas present.
#8 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
I guess I'm just really unlucky, cause my wifi's starting to shot the bed too.
Also my headset broke.
...
Fuck.
#9 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Im sorry to hear that.

My shit's acting weird too..
#10 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah. I can only really play my games up in my room where nobody complains, but for whatever reason I can't get a signal up there anymore. Soooo...shit.
#11 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
That sucks.
#12 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
At least I have my let's plays up and running.
I like the color of your name, by the way.
#13 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Aw yis matching name color.

My lets plays are garbage, but I have a couple funny videos.
#14 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Nice. What is it?
Mine's right here: www.youtube.com/user/TheLineGuyLetsPlay
#15 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
#16 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Gmod in a nutshell.
"Oh, you won't do this? Lemme just throw some shit at you."
User avatar #17 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah basically.
#277026 - I pull my chin over the bar. 12/24/2013 on Friendly +1
#277025 - I think they're the same thing. 12/24/2013 on Friendly +1
#276996 - >and I can still do eight pullups, which isn't very much, … 12/24/2013 on Friendly 0
#276964 - Last time I jumped off my roof I broke the soles of my only pa… 12/24/2013 on Friendly +1
#276948 - So I found out that there are a lot of people who arent even f…  [+] (26 new replies) 12/24/2013 on Friendly +5
User avatar #277158 - WhattheNorris (12/24/2013) [-]
The most I can do is a flexed arm hang for at most 8 seconds
#277122 - kouya has deleted their comment.
User avatar #277074 - shisno (12/24/2013) [-]
used to be able to do like 30
i think i can do 10ish now
User avatar #277054 - nadam (12/24/2013) [-]
One, if I'm lucky.
User avatar #277035 - trollyando (12/24/2013) [-]
30
User avatar #277029 - slytendencies (12/24/2013) [-]
Somewhere between zero and one
#277020 - cloymax (12/24/2013) [-]
I dunno, probably 3-5.

though i doubt you are doing them proper, it's not just simple "pull yourself up".
User avatar #277026 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
I pull my chin over the bar.
User avatar #277019 - sora2534 (12/24/2013) [-]
I think 7, give or take a couple
User avatar #277017 - supermilk (12/24/2013) [-]
1 and a half
User avatar #277011 - defensive (12/24/2013) [-]
Pull-ups and chin-ups are the same right?
Cause I can do a few
User avatar #277025 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
I think they're the same thing.
User avatar #277012 - GodzillaFTW (12/24/2013) [-]
5
User avatar #277007 - marcelinethequeen (12/24/2013) [-]
I don't know, I can't even do a sit up.

Sit up from my chair. hua hua hua hua hua
User avatar #276999 - lonesomeshadow (12/24/2013) [-]
About 20-40
User avatar #276992 - SumoWamm (12/24/2013) [-]
13
#276982 - SumoWamm has deleted their comment.
User avatar #276996 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
>and I can still do eight pullups, which isn't very much,

Im well aware. But considering I did NOTHING for six months....
User avatar #276993 - zoopityzop (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah read the post
" which isn't very much, "
User avatar #276981 - wolvester (12/24/2013) [-]
0
User avatar #276977 - theorangefox (12/24/2013) [-]
On a good day 5 on my first set
User avatar #276976 - zoopityzop (12/24/2013) [-]
I don't know or care
User avatar #276974 - jellal (12/24/2013) [-]
10 or so
User avatar #276968 - marshalllee (12/24/2013) [-]
~25
User avatar #276967 - jackieonceyspicer (12/24/2013) [-]
0
User avatar #276965 - fimirae (12/24/2013) [-]
lmfao no
#276890 - I'm not sure. I've already gotten a couple. 12/24/2013 on Friendly +1
#276881 - My skype stopped working and now I have to reinstall.... 12/24/2013 on Friendly +1
#276805 - I love how cold that response is. 12/23/2013 on Friendly +4
#276782 - Star wars lord of the rings harry potter many many others.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #276790 - izzygirl (12/23/2013) [-]
I watched Lord of the Rings.
But I don't remember shit from it.
User avatar #276831 - sunnyday (12/23/2013) [-]
Put that ring back where it came from or so help me: A trilogy.
#276777 - I slept in and missed my free trial lesson for mixed martial a… 12/23/2013 on Friendly 0
#79 - A toxin is a toxin produced by anything that is toxic, includi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on facts 'n' shit 0
User avatar #80 - elitejerkz (12/24/2013) [-]
toxin
ˈtɒksɪn/Submit
noun
1.
a poison of plant or animal origin, especially one produced by or derived from microorganisms and acting as an antigen in the body.
#85 - paulthehero (12/26/2013) [-]
Bottom line is, some venom's digest correctly which would not mean that anything that has venom will be poisonous to eat.
#3 - Hi.  [+] (14 new replies) 12/23/2013 on yisumad's profile 0
#4 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Hi.
#5 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
How you be?
#6 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Eh, I lost my phone. Could be worse, I guess.
#7 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
My phone was so fucking trashed for months, just a little while ago I got a new one as an early christmas present.
#8 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
I guess I'm just really unlucky, cause my wifi's starting to shot the bed too.
Also my headset broke.
...
Fuck.
#9 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Im sorry to hear that.

My shit's acting weird too..
#10 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah. I can only really play my games up in my room where nobody complains, but for whatever reason I can't get a signal up there anymore. Soooo...shit.
#11 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
That sucks.
#12 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
At least I have my let's plays up and running.
I like the color of your name, by the way.
#13 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Aw yis matching name color.

My lets plays are garbage, but I have a couple funny videos.
#14 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Nice. What is it?
Mine's right here: www.youtube.com/user/TheLineGuyLetsPlay
#15 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
#16 - yisumad (12/24/2013) [-]
Gmod in a nutshell.
"Oh, you won't do this? Lemme just throw some shit at you."
User avatar #17 - snakefire (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah basically.
#77 - No, venoms are toxins.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2013 on facts 'n' shit 0
User avatar #78 - elitejerkz (12/23/2013) [-]
A toxin is a poison produced by an animal.
#79 - snakefire (12/23/2013) [-]
A toxin is a toxin produced by anything that is toxic, including plants, animals, and minerals.
User avatar #80 - elitejerkz (12/24/2013) [-]
toxin
ˈtɒksɪn/Submit
noun
1.
a poison of plant or animal origin, especially one produced by or derived from microorganisms and acting as an antigen in the body.
#85 - paulthehero (12/26/2013) [-]
Bottom line is, some venom's digest correctly which would not mean that anything that has venom will be poisonous to eat.
#11 - Whales are fucking mammals. They don't have cloacas.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Need More Training -2
User avatar #22 - Dember (12/24/2013) [-]
Oh, and also, orcas are not whales at all. They are more closely related to dolphins.

The name "killer whale" is actually reversed; it is derived from their latin name which literally means "whale killer" -- because they are not murderous whales; they are apex predators and they prey upon whales. And sharks, and just about anything else they fucking want to.
User avatar #21 - Dember (12/24/2013) [-]
You're half right; orcas are mammals. But they do have cloacas.

If you'd prefer to believe they don't, then fine - that must be a female and that is her gaping killer whale vagina.
If it were a male I'm sure you'd see a huge phallic orca dong all held aloft instead, because hey, if it's an aquatic mammal it probably has a sheath instead of internal reproductive organs, right? Unless they got him circumcised, since you know. He's a mammal.
#18 - cloaca (12/23/2013) [-]
I can confirm that I am indeed in that picture. I am found on all reptiles, avian species, and most aquatic life.
#14 - anonymous (12/23/2013) [-]
#272669 - ITT: Eyes.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
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#272670 - hunman (12/23/2013) [-]
#272372 - Australia. An upside down country, with backwards ass culture.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #272377 - hunman (12/23/2013) [-]
Like Soviet Russia?
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#272334 - No. They're completely different. 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
#272329 - Legless lizards are adorable.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #272337 - neocortex (12/23/2013) [-]
I wanted to reply "snakes?" but I have been taught better.



The more you know.jpeg
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User avatar #272340 - neocortex (12/23/2013) [-]
You have my thanks ^_^
User avatar #272332 - fausticorn (12/23/2013) [-]
Leglesslizardfire
#272331 - pieinmypantss has deleted their comment.
User avatar #272334 - snakefire (12/23/2013) [-]
No. They're completely different.
User avatar #272333 - fausticorn (12/23/2013) [-]
No.
They're actually different
#272303 - hheheheh  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +1
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User avatar #9796 - raspberrywrath (07/18/2014) [-]
sooooooooo...you check out update 14 yet?
#9794 - thisisfact (07/11/2014) [-]
Seriously though. You try to be relevant. You try to be funny. I know you. You make videos that aren't even entertaining. You go on gay board and show yourself to strangers. While I am over here. Making a simple post, after this I continue to live in my home. Entertain people. Doing something with my life. And that's what you do. Just think. Are you really doing the right thing?
User avatar #9761 - allamericangirl (06/24/2014) [-]
damn son. you got a while before that ban
User avatar #9762 to #9761 - snakefire (06/25/2014) [-]
Bout goddamn time.
User avatar #9768 to #9767 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Im gonna stay with my alt for a little while tho.
User avatar #9759 - alexthesiro (06/21/2014) [-]
100 hours
cya
User avatar #9763 to #9759 - snakefire (06/25/2014) [-]
Bout damn time
User avatar #9765 to #9763 - alexthesiro (06/25/2014) [-]
grats on being back
User avatar #9760 to #9759 - cya (06/21/2014) [-]
yesh?
User avatar #9755 - megavoir (06/18/2014) [-]
baby come back
User avatar #9787 to #9755 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh I see.

Hey do I have you on skype?
User avatar #9788 to #9787 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
my old account, yes, my new one is megavoir
or my full name. not sure
User avatar #9789 to #9788 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Added
User avatar #9790 to #9789 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
yay
no mic tho
User avatar #9769 to #9766 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Im on this account for now.
#9770 to #9769 - megavoir (06/26/2014) [-]
Kaaaaaaaay.
Kaaaaaaaay.
User avatar #9771 to #9770 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
So how are you?
User avatar #9772 to #9771 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
Ehhhhhhhh. Alrright, I guess.
You?
#9773 to #9772 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Whats wrong?

Im fine.
A little sleepy, but fine.
User avatar #9774 to #9773 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
I got schooool monday, and I won't have anymoneys after tomorrow
#9775 to #9774 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Im sorry to hear that.
#9776 to #9775 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
Nah, it's gooood.
Nah, it's gooood.
User avatar #9777 to #9776 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
So what are you up to?
User avatar #9778 to #9777 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
Readin' mango, talkin to friends, plan' bass
you?
User avatar #9779 to #9778 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Talking to people and playing games.
User avatar #9780 to #9779 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
oh yeah also games
forgot about my 3ds
#9781 to #9780 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Mine needs to be charged.
#9782 to #9781 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
>not charging while playing
#9783 to #9782 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Not feeling like playing pokemon right now.
User avatar #9784 to #9783 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm playin' Bravely Default<3
User avatar #9785 to #9784 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Ah, I've never heard of that.
User avatar #9786 to #9785 - megavoir (06/27/2014) [-]
Basically Final Fantasy 3-2
fun
#9756 to #9755 - misticalz (06/18/2014) [-]
mega how could u betray me like this
User avatar #9754 - madzombiie ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
RIP in pepperonis faggot, kill yourself <3
#9753 - thetitdestroyer ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Fuck you pussy.   
Get banned again faggot.


Fuck you pussy.
Get banned again faggot.
#9752 - groovierpoet (06/08/2014) [-]
Damnit snakefire, Why you gotta get yourself ban.
User avatar #9751 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
The guy who banned you isn't even a mod anymore.
Get rekt.
User avatar #9750 - stripey (06/06/2014) [-]
dis nigga dead
User avatar #9749 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/01/2014) [-]
RIP in pieces
User avatar #9748 - elricbros (06/01/2014) [-]
RIP is piss
User avatar #9747 - girguy (06/01/2014) [-]
rip knuckles
User avatar #9745 - Nickdowgg (05/24/2014) [-]
Tenouttaten on that ban.
User avatar #9746 - gabemczombie (05/13/2014) [-]
Snake fire no~
User avatar #9744 - User (05/08/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/snakefirex

as long as you're banned Have this.
User avatar #9745 to #9744 - User (05/08/2014) [-]
cAN't captializE.
#9743 - neocortex (05/01/2014) [-]
Sorry about your ban, looking forward for you to come back =)
#9742 - raspberrywrath (04/30/2014) [-]
congratulations on the ban
#thuglife
User avatar #9741 - miia ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
ill miss youy
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