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smurflicious

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:12/26/2012
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3702 total,  4108 ,  406
Comment Thumbs: 1820 total,  2196 ,  376
Content Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 138 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 19% (19/100)
Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:5
Content Views:113725
Times Content Favorited:378 times
Total Comments Made:589
FJ Points:4960
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Yes. I'm a girl. But don't give me any of that "she only got thumbs because she has boobs." If I say something funny, you better fucking know I deserved a thumb or laugh or favorite. None of that sexist bullshit flies with me boys. Now subscribe to me and I'll post in NSFW;) (Kidding..kidding..)

Funny Pictures

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    I will love you, old man. I will love you, old man.
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    Cat Couch Cat Couch
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    Demotivationals Demotivationals
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    Smell like a monster Smell like a monster
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    Mindfucks: Brix will be shat Mindfucks: Brix will be shat
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    Hypocrites Hypocrites
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Funny Gifs

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    Uploaded: 11/07/10
    THE PACKET SAUCE! THE PACKET SAUCE!

latest user's comments

#41 - Or, you know, you could just mix it with a spoon... 08/07/2012 on That cool +7
#122 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2012 on THAT FEEL :( 0
#125 - lolfire Comment deleted by smurflicious
#597 - Comment deleted 07/26/2012 on Anyone Looking A Hawt Date? 0
#403 - As a women.. these are almost all ******** . Word to the… 06/18/2012 on What guys should know +5
#31 - The only time I ever decide to watch E3 I watch this trailer, … 06/10/2012 on E3 2012 +18
#126 - You doubt, but you don't know. Don't make accusations based of…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2012 on Never ordering pizza again +1
User avatar #150 - ruinsage (06/05/2012) [-]
it clearly says delivery guy in the picture.. not delivery girl or pizza girl, but delivery guy..
#115 - What if the delivery person is a girl and the receiver is a gu…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2012 on Never ordering pizza again +4
User avatar #123 - doctordalek (06/05/2012) [-]
I highly doubt it was a woman pizza delivery person.
User avatar #126 - smurflicious (06/05/2012) [-]
You doubt, but you don't know. Don't make accusations based off of your beliefs unless you have solid evidence to back it up. Simple as that.
User avatar #150 - ruinsage (06/05/2012) [-]
it clearly says delivery guy in the picture.. not delivery girl or pizza girl, but delivery guy..
#362 - She was ******* awesome in The Runaway's and Speak. She… 06/05/2012 on Dat Ass +3
#220 - Let me explain a little bit so no one has any misconceptions..…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Women Logic Comp +17
#341 - zionsype (05/31/2012) [-]
#252 - TonHyukOTP (05/31/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #247 - JConsy (05/31/2012) [-]
As a man I agree with everything said here. I am glad a woman can make an honest statement where she can both defend herself, but also recognize somethings are wrong. As men we must start doing the same. Yes some girls are bitches, so dont chase them. I hate seeing guys talk about being friendzoned. If there was a nice girl who was unattractive you might do the same if you felt you had a chance with a different girl who might be less nice (notice how i did not say mean) and very attractive. I know this because I had similar experiences all the way through high school. It took a little bit of self-improvement but eventually i found somebody who is right for me. so guys who feel cynical about women go for a run, groom yourself a little, maybe admit to yourself your interests might not be hers, its ok to hide some of your personality at first, if shes the right one you can open up. I am not saying be fake, but try to impress her. Recognize you might be chasing a bitch. I am preparing for red thumbs, i just want to make sure the person i am responding to knows I support everything she says and that i find it sad somebody thumbed her down
User avatar #249 - JConsy (05/31/2012) [-]
when i started typing there was no replies and -1 thumb
#246 - Rascal (05/31/2012) [-]
#243 - themystic (05/31/2012) [-]
they also talk alot.....but i agree with you
User avatar #240 - ilcecchino (05/31/2012) [-]
+1 and deserve more. that was very well thought out and organised in a comment. Thank you for explaining the inner workings of females lol, i've always wondered about this crap
#235 - mewxchii (05/31/2012) [-]
Wish I had more than one thumb to give to you.
#49 - I'm not a whore.. him and I are close friends. And he is the o…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2012 on Learning This Right Now -1
User avatar #95 - nsizzle (05/30/2012) [-]
You're clearly not a slut if you're telling the truth, don't let it get to you. Don't say you see him like a brother; I wouldn't let my sister sit on my lap and she's like a sister to me.

If it's him that's initiating the touchy-feeliness in front of his girlfriend then he's either
1. Naive
2. Bad monogamy material

You should point it out to him.
#59 - Rascal (05/30/2012) [-]
....so you friendzoned him or he friendzoned you, got a girlfriend cause he couldn't take it anymore. Then when the girlfriend is around you 'LET' him do things to piss off the girlfriend. i hope she kills you, cause if you were in her position you wouldn't like it....

>this calls for a threesome
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #2 - Krinkles (10/25/2011) [-]
GOD DAMNIT BOB. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRST ON THIS PROFILE
User avatar #1 - bobJML (03/22/2011) [-]
Hey, what's up?
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