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- yes quit match then switch to okw bars and 1919s…
WWII Tank Shields
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- yes, lots of retard strategists in game. dont bunch up inf…
WWII Tank Shields
I play USF any dope strats?
yes quit match then switch to okw
bars and 1919s are your friends, but they take weapons slots from zooks
57s have good range but bad pen
america is really strong 1v1 and 2v2 but gets destroyed in 3v3/4v4 matches
partially because riflemen are powerful and upgrade well
but you need mgs and the like to stop obers and other elite inf
the m2hb is great and even better if you play russia and capture it
american tanks are fast and the reverse gear is the best command in the game
sherman is the best anti inf med tank in the game
m10 is like a stug with a turret
jacksons take too damn long to fire and arent accurate enough
us is micro intensive and hard to use, germany is more forgiving but takes more macro focus to win. germany also has time on its side, tiger 2 and jagdtiger are scary and dangerous but slow
dont let axis take fuel points and beware if the match goes beyond 20 mins cause german super units will eventually stagger on to the field and be sent for your army
and america has to win before uncle adolfs crazy tanks get released
and dont spend troops, okw units will ascend into godhood if you're stupid or careless
vet 3 jagdtigers can destroy a medium tank in 9 seconds
and become really dangerous with vet 3 command panthers nearby making it 6 seconds
jagdpanzers can easily reach vet 5, then they do king tiger damage
and can turn invisble, then no tanks you have are safe
elefants can spot half the map with spotting scopes upgrade
tiger ace is fast, tough deadly, can spot for itself blitz and needs no fuel.
volks at vet 5 can kill elite troops with their basic rifles and if they pick up any bar or god forbid an m1919 or mg34 thye will kill your squads in seconds at max range,
almost all volks vet bonuses give hard stat increases like accuracy and reload
they almost always reach vet 5 around 20 mins and usually in groups
because shrek shots vet them up even if you dont lose the tank
so my advice is to win fast
m8 scott is a good unit but really the only dependable armor us has is the easy 8,
which is excellent.
they will be adding britain in a few months or weeks too, gonna be good
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