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#2042584 - I wish I could fall in love with a girl who loved Hip-Hop and … 6 hours ago on Friendly +2
#2042075 - Wait, what, Duane and BrandO? The **** d… 7 hours ago on Friendly 0
#2042052 - Is this all you ******* people do anymore? …  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #2042059 - secretgiver (7 hours ago) [-]
yes mikli is yur lord
#2042026 - Oh. Care to share? 7 hours ago on Friendly 0
#2041936 - Dude, I can't take it I'm gonna just download Garageb… 7 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2041930 - My friend, just listen to the words of one of our lord Snoop's…  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2041937 - shisno (7 hours ago) [-]
i kinda have a thing against smoking in general.
User avatar #2042026 - slytendencies (7 hours ago) [-]
Oh.

Care to share?
#2041911 - I work digitally. Can't read or write music. …  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2041928 - elbrysobrony (7 hours ago) [-]
Try learning, then. It might help take your mind off of things.
User avatar #2041936 - slytendencies (7 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I can't take it

I'm gonna just download Garageband onto this iMac

I can't take it
#2041887 - I've currently gone 36 hours without being able to make music …  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on Friendly +2
User avatar #2041895 - elbrysobrony (7 hours ago) [-]
How does that happen? Like, how are you unable to make music? Get a piece of paper and a pen. Maybe a ruler too.
User avatar #2041911 - slytendencies (7 hours ago) [-]
I work digitally.

Can't read or write music.

I can play it, sure, but I can't compose/record a song, and I need to hear some drums, a bassline, something other than just my piano.
User avatar #2041928 - elbrysobrony (7 hours ago) [-]
Try learning, then. It might help take your mind off of things.
User avatar #2041936 - slytendencies (7 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I can't take it

I'm gonna just download Garageband onto this iMac

I can't take it
#2041854 - Now, the important question: Was one of these men Phil Fish?  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2041881 - derangedberger (8 hours ago) [-]
Phil Fish wasn't one of the 5, but honestly he could be one there's no proof of. He's whiteknighting from fuckin London to New York with false claims of innocence and stuff.
User avatar #2041980 - lightingeagle (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't think that's happened to him, he missed being another burger / fry.

I think after seeing all the hate and things he got from Bastion he's not wanting turboslut to take what he did, and maybe it's also a weak ploy for attention.
User avatar #2041860 - mikli (8 hours ago) [-]
my important answer is 'I have no fucking clue'
#2041815 - Do can I get a quick summarization of the whole Zoe thing goin…  [+] (12 new replies) 8 hours ago on Friendly +3
User avatar #2041967 - lightingeagle (7 hours ago) [-]
She fucked her way to fame and blamed places like Wizardchan.
Lied to her BF and fucked her reviews out of a writer for Rock Paper Shotgun and Kotaku
She's a harlot who's pulling strings for damage control, but failed and is trying to avoid all flak possible by hiding by SJW ideals.

At least I think so.
User avatar #2041843 - derangedberger (8 hours ago) [-]
Five guys is because she banged 5 guys, at least that there's proof of

Basically, she fucks game journalists/reviewers/her boss in order to get good reviews for her shitty game. But it goes way beyond just some stupid SJW game developer, because it shows that there's 100% a deep corruption of the gaming journalism industry. She bribes, manipulates, blows, or otherwise screws with people like subreddit mods, 4chan mods, any website that dare speak against her, into inaction. They all deny that anything wrong is going on, so hopefully they'll get to fuck her, or are just saying so because they did get to fuck her
User avatar #2041840 - pinkiepieshappines (8 hours ago) [-]
Zoe Quinn fucked 5 game journalists and cheated on her boyfriend to get good reviews on her shitty game. She then started to use her feminist group on tumblr to support her and censor anything being mentioned about it on other websites like 4chins, Reddit, and The Escapist and also in the process getting videos down about it claiming harassment. Also banning people's bad reviews on Steam and on the Steam Forums for the game.
#2041832 - zeruaargi (8 hours ago) [-]
She fucked 5 guys who work in game journalism and has made sure her game gets on steam and now popular forum sites like reddit and 4chan are banning any mention of her along with Steam with any negative reviews of her game.
User avatar #2041831 - elbrysobrony (8 hours ago) [-]
She made a shitty game that got through steam greenlight because she has lots of "Friends with benefits" in the gaming industry, so they pulled some strings and got it through.

She fucked at least 5 guys, while she was in a relationship. 2 of them were married. And now it's pretty much just the internet blowing up over the fact that, surprise surprise, the journalism of video gaming is corrupt.
User avatar #2041830 - gameshredder (8 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #2041828 - ronnocx (8 hours ago) [-]
She made a shit game and cheated on her boyfriend by sleeping with five "important" vidya journalists to get good reviews for it and have it pushed onto steam. Deletion of opinions, removal of threads. Mass hysteria. Or something.
User avatar #2041822 - mikli (8 hours ago) [-]
she fucked five different guys to get good reviews on a game she made
User avatar #2041854 - slytendencies (8 hours ago) [-]
Now, the important question:

Was one of these men Phil Fish?
User avatar #2041881 - derangedberger (8 hours ago) [-]
Phil Fish wasn't one of the 5, but honestly he could be one there's no proof of. He's whiteknighting from fuckin London to New York with false claims of innocence and stuff.
User avatar #2041980 - lightingeagle (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't think that's happened to him, he missed being another burger / fry.

I think after seeing all the hate and things he got from Bastion he's not wanting turboslut to take what he did, and maybe it's also a weak ploy for attention.
User avatar #2041860 - mikli (8 hours ago) [-]
my important answer is 'I have no fucking clue'

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#533 - ocanom (08/19/2014) [-]
dunno if this is your kind of rap but an old buddy of mine from school let out his first song

sounds good to me, u should check it out

www.reverbnation.com/wytetrash94/song/21568967-pound-cake-gmix?1336410755
#525 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #526 to #525 - slytendencies (07/25/2014) [-]
huh?
#527 to #526 - zenexazure (07/25/2014) [-]
Just wanted to see how you were doing bro. Trying to talk to some of you a bit more.
User avatar #528 to #527 - slytendencies (07/25/2014) [-]
Doing well, man. Making music as usual
#521 - Sunset ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
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#520 - theorangefox (07/22/2014) [-]
Ya get it yet?
Ya get it yet?
User avatar #523 to #522 - slytendencies (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh the pizza

Yeah

It was delicious
User avatar #524 to #523 - theorangefox (07/23/2014) [-]
Great to hear, I almost panicked for a bit. Glad I could help.
#519 - Sunset ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #497 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
How you doin matey tatey
User avatar #498 to #497 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
I been pretty alright.

What's up man?
User avatar #499 to #498 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
I been listening to Tyler all day and it made me think of you

Whats this whole drug test business about?
User avatar #500 to #499 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
Came clean to my parents that I had been smoking. Felt pretty bad about it.

They said I had to pass a drug test before I could take my permit test.

Just failed it, but then we waited a bit, and a line is starting to faintly show, which makes it a possible pass. If it's any thicker in the morning, we're clear.


It's nothing, really. How've you been?
User avatar #501 to #500 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
I got fired from my last job, so now I'm sayin peace to that and starting my own business to compete with her

Well, I hope it gets thicker, then. Good on ya for tryin to get sober.
User avatar #502 to #501 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
What was your last job?
User avatar #503 to #502 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
I was supposed to be a SQL dev, but my boss had me doing C#

So, web dev ****
User avatar #504 to #503 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
Huh. Never really pegged you as a web dev type. Saw you doing a bit more physical labor/Security work.
User avatar #505 to #504 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
I can do both

Web dev stuff makes a lot more money though
User avatar #506 to #505 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
Really?

Huh. Learn something new everyday.

What kind of music are you into these days?
User avatar #507 to #506 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
Same stuff I've always been into

Rap, and a little bit of metal.
User avatar #508 to #507 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
You ever try anything like Quiet Storm RnB?
User avatar #509 to #508 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
Never heard of it
User avatar #510 to #509 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hK6IgvZ0CY

Real chill **** , Bobby Caldwell is a mainstay of it. I think he might have invented it.
User avatar #511 to #510 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
damn that's some chill ****
User avatar #512 to #511 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
soundcloud.com/heroxwhittler/my-flame

I'm actually working on looping the intro for a beat.

This is kind of a rough draft of that
User avatar #513 to #512 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
That's nice

got any other plans for it?
User avatar #514 to #513 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
Cleaning up, EQ to find the best sound quality, extend it depending on how long whoever's rapping on it wants it to be.
User avatar #515 to #514 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
You're not rapping it?
User avatar #516 to #515 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
I might. probably not though. I love the beat, but I wouldn't know how to approach it.
#496 - marshalllee (06/30/2014) [-]
I take seriously the idea our dimension
Might be fundamentally blurred I pay attention
And go out and do it myself cus' I'm sentient
I can't stand waiting for divine intervention


puu.sh/9PXW1
#494 - Sunset ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #493 - thetoyscissors (06/04/2014) [-]



git gud, fgt
#490 - sillyfutashy (05/25/2014) [-]
I BET YOU LIKE BLACK WOMEN WITH POWER, YOU HORNDOG
User avatar #495 to #490 - Sunset ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
what's wrong with that
User avatar #488 to #487 - slytendencies (05/25/2014) [-]
WHAT
User avatar #489 to #488 - mrspensy (05/25/2014) [-]
you heard me.

*****
User avatar #447 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
You remind me of my bimmer
Lot of trunk space, girl, the perfect two seater
User avatar #448 to #447 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
Nate, I don't know what you're trying to say, but I don't roll that way
User avatar #449 to #448 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
I'M SAYING YOU HAVE A NICE ASS, OKAY
User avatar #450 to #449 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
NATE NO
User avatar #451 to #450 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
Nah, I wouldn't do that to you unless you wanted me to
What's up?
User avatar #452 to #451 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
Dont worry, I never well

Eh, I'm pretty good. Had a solid day of workout

But, like always, thread's kinda getting to me.

Dudes blabbering about how Space Dandy sucks because it's not super deep, nor is it made in Japan.

But whatever, I'll let them type like they're on tumblr and ironically ******** and be sarcastic pompous pricks so long as I don't have to go hunting for a new community.

I probably should, though.
User avatar #453 to #452 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
I know

Funny, Wednesday's are my day off

Just the nature of places like that, I suppose. There are always other places you can go to, and it seems like you won't be losing much. Besides, I'm finally back on skype and here, so you have places to talk to me if need be
User avatar #454 to #453 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
Oh **** , did you get my new skype?
User avatar #456 to #455 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
LukeTheRapper
User avatar #457 to #456 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
Hehe, hope the public will give you a chance
User avatar #458 to #457 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
hey **** you man
User avatar #459 to #458 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
Hehe, worth it
I finally listened to him, atually
User avatar #461 to #459 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
Awesome

Chance is great and still has so much potential.
User avatar #462 to #461 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
Very true
I just have one problem with him right now, and it's the same one I have with Kendrick Lamar, and it's that he doesn't enunciate very well.
Not really a problem, it just makes it hard to understand him at times
User avatar #463 to #462 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
He enunciates better than a lot of people, actually.

He claims it's because his parents taught him to "talk white"
User avatar #465 to #464 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
He's a very smart guy, though. He understands that it's proper pronunciation, but all the other kids will understand it better if he puts it that way.

Watch his interviews, he's really great
User avatar #466 to #465 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
I will in a bit, I'm watching my uncle stream on twitch right now

I do like him, though
He seems really nice
User avatar #460 to #459 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
actually*
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#445 - elmarcocfc (04/06/2014) [-]
**** Kevin Nash dude. And X-Pac
Scott Hall is great though.
User avatar #444 - inkie (04/04/2014) [-]
Is that okay to turn in?
User avatar #443 - Vpirate (03/24/2014) [-]
Stop posting *******
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