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#1856583 - World War One began exactly 100 years ago today. Pret… 39 seconds ago on Friendly 0
#1856490 - Cant be done 6 minutes ago on Friendly +1
#1856458 - A horse with a horn is not farfetched, the lore behind it is, …  [+] (1 new reply) 9 minutes ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #1856492 - kanadetenshi (6 minutes ago) [-]
Just like an alien race is not farfetched, but a magical god poofing the universe into existence is.
#1856391 - A horse with a horn is not too farfetched, just that some of t…  [+] (3 new replies) 13 minutes ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #1856444 - kanadetenshi (10 minutes ago) [-]
Is a magical horse with a horn not farfetched?
User avatar #1856458 - slytendencies (9 minutes ago) [-]
A horse with a horn is not farfetched, the lore behind it is, as I said before
User avatar #1856492 - kanadetenshi (6 minutes ago) [-]
Just like an alien race is not farfetched, but a magical god poofing the universe into existence is.
#1856349 - Not going to go into a huge argument, but all I'm going to say…  [+] (5 new replies) 16 minutes ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #1856360 - kanadetenshi (15 minutes ago) [-]
I also have zero evidence for the magical unicorn not existing.
User avatar #1856391 - slytendencies (13 minutes ago) [-]
A horse with a horn is not too farfetched, just that some of the lore about it may be wrong.

Same with a higher power.

That's all I'm going to say, and I'm gonna hope we can both be mature and walk away from it with that. I'm not even sure if I believe in a higher power, but I'm not writing it out.
User avatar #1856444 - kanadetenshi (10 minutes ago) [-]
Is a magical horse with a horn not farfetched?
User avatar #1856458 - slytendencies (9 minutes ago) [-]
A horse with a horn is not farfetched, the lore behind it is, as I said before
User avatar #1856492 - kanadetenshi (6 minutes ago) [-]
Just like an alien race is not farfetched, but a magical god poofing the universe into existence is.
#1856337 - Who's to say politics is the only way to do that? I j… 17 minutes ago on Friendly 0
#1856300 - I see it a bit differently. The only way to sum it up really i…  [+] (2 new replies) 21 minutes ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #1856314 - doctordalek (20 minutes ago) [-]
But then you'll rarely, if ever, challenge your beliefs and your morals.
User avatar #1856337 - slytendencies (17 minutes ago) [-]
Who's to say politics is the only way to do that?

I just don't like to deal with all the bullshit that politics comes with.

I'll believe what I do, and you'll believe what you do. We can just leave it at that. If it changes, then so be it, but for now, I believe that politics, combined with the media angle, is a fucked up game.
#1856245 - I just feel that no matter how you stand on any situation, bes…  [+] (4 new replies) 25 minutes ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #1856284 - doctordalek (22 minutes ago) [-]
Most people can't stand having their opinion changed, whether your argument is good or not. The only way to "win" is to have an open mind to change, and pick your battles.
User avatar #1856300 - slytendencies (21 minutes ago) [-]
I see it a bit differently. The only way to sum it up really is with a War Games quote

"A curious game. The only winning move is not to play"
User avatar #1856314 - doctordalek (20 minutes ago) [-]
But then you'll rarely, if ever, challenge your beliefs and your morals.
User avatar #1856337 - slytendencies (17 minutes ago) [-]
Who's to say politics is the only way to do that?

I just don't like to deal with all the bullshit that politics comes with.

I'll believe what I do, and you'll believe what you do. We can just leave it at that. If it changes, then so be it, but for now, I believe that politics, combined with the media angle, is a fucked up game.
#1856216 - Used to care about politics, now I don't  [+] (8 new replies) 28 minutes ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #1856231 - rrenierr (26 minutes ago) [-]
^
User avatar #1856226 - doctordalek (27 minutes ago) [-]
Opposite for me. Used to not care, now I do.
User avatar #1856245 - slytendencies (25 minutes ago) [-]
I just feel that no matter how you stand on any situation, besides the ones that we see as obvious, you just can't be right.

It's always lose-lose, at least in my personal opinion.
User avatar #1856284 - doctordalek (22 minutes ago) [-]
Most people can't stand having their opinion changed, whether your argument is good or not. The only way to "win" is to have an open mind to change, and pick your battles.
User avatar #1856300 - slytendencies (21 minutes ago) [-]
I see it a bit differently. The only way to sum it up really is with a War Games quote

"A curious game. The only winning move is not to play"
User avatar #1856314 - doctordalek (20 minutes ago) [-]
But then you'll rarely, if ever, challenge your beliefs and your morals.
User avatar #1856337 - slytendencies (17 minutes ago) [-]
Who's to say politics is the only way to do that?

I just don't like to deal with all the bullshit that politics comes with.

I'll believe what I do, and you'll believe what you do. We can just leave it at that. If it changes, then so be it, but for now, I believe that politics, combined with the media angle, is a fucked up game.
User avatar #1856220 - zoopityzop (27 minutes ago) [-]
^
#1856141 - Same. I'm into art and shit, especially abstract and … 35 minutes ago on Friendly 0

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#525 - zenexazure ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #526 to #525 - slytendencies (07/25/2014) [-]
huh?
#527 to #526 - zenexazure ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Just wanted to see how you were doing bro. Trying to talk to some of you a bit more.
User avatar #528 to #527 - slytendencies (07/25/2014) [-]
Doing well, man. Making music as usual
#521 - Sunset ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
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#520 - theorangefox (07/22/2014) [-]
Ya get it yet?
Ya get it yet?
User avatar #523 to #522 - slytendencies (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh the pizza

Yeah

It was delicious
User avatar #524 to #523 - theorangefox (07/23/2014) [-]
Great to hear, I almost panicked for a bit. Glad I could help.
#519 - Sunset ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
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#517 - Sunset ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #497 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
How you doin matey tatey
User avatar #498 to #497 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
I been pretty alright.

What's up man?
User avatar #499 to #498 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
I been listening to Tyler all day and it made me think of you

Whats this whole drug test business about?
User avatar #500 to #499 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
Came clean to my parents that I had been smoking. Felt pretty bad about it.

They said I had to pass a drug test before I could take my permit test.

Just failed it, but then we waited a bit, and a line is starting to faintly show, which makes it a possible pass. If it's any thicker in the morning, we're clear.


It's nothing, really. How've you been?
User avatar #501 to #500 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
I got fired from my last job, so now I'm sayin peace to that and starting my own business to compete with her

Well, I hope it gets thicker, then. Good on ya for tryin to get sober.
User avatar #502 to #501 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
What was your last job?
User avatar #503 to #502 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
I was supposed to be a SQL dev, but my boss had me doing C#

So, web dev shit
User avatar #504 to #503 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
Huh. Never really pegged you as a web dev type. Saw you doing a bit more physical labor/Security work.
User avatar #505 to #504 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
I can do both

Web dev stuff makes a lot more money though
User avatar #506 to #505 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
Really?

Huh. Learn something new everyday.

What kind of music are you into these days?
User avatar #507 to #506 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
Same stuff I've always been into

Rap, and a little bit of metal.
User avatar #508 to #507 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
You ever try anything like Quiet Storm RnB?
User avatar #509 to #508 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
Never heard of it
User avatar #510 to #509 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hK6IgvZ0CY

Real chill shit, Bobby Caldwell is a mainstay of it. I think he might have invented it.
User avatar #511 to #510 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
damn that's some chill shit
User avatar #512 to #511 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
soundcloud.com/heroxwhittler/my-flame

I'm actually working on looping the intro for a beat.

This is kind of a rough draft of that
User avatar #513 to #512 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
That's nice

got any other plans for it?
User avatar #514 to #513 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
Cleaning up, EQ to find the best sound quality, extend it depending on how long whoever's rapping on it wants it to be.
User avatar #515 to #514 - donkdynasty (07/07/2014) [-]
You're not rapping it?
User avatar #516 to #515 - slytendencies (07/07/2014) [-]
I might. probably not though. I love the beat, but I wouldn't know how to approach it.
#496 - marshalllee (06/30/2014) [-]
I take seriously the idea our dimension
Might be fundamentally blurred I pay attention
And go out and do it myself cus' I'm sentient
I can't stand waiting for divine intervention


puu.sh/9PXW1
#494 - Sunset ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #493 - thetoyscissors (06/04/2014) [-]



git gud, fgt
#491 - mrspensy (05/25/2014) [-]
Nigga
#490 - sillyfutashy (05/25/2014) [-]
I BET YOU LIKE BLACK WOMEN WITH POWER, YOU HORNDOG
User avatar #495 to #490 - Sunset ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
what's wrong with that
User avatar #487 - mrspensy (05/25/2014) [-]
Nigga
User avatar #488 to #487 - slytendencies (05/25/2014) [-]
WHAT
User avatar #489 to #488 - mrspensy (05/25/2014) [-]
you heard me.

nigga
User avatar #447 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
You remind me of my bimmer
Lot of trunk space, girl, the perfect two seater
User avatar #448 to #447 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
Nate, I don't know what you're trying to say, but I don't roll that way
User avatar #449 to #448 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
I'M SAYING YOU HAVE A NICE ASS, OKAY
User avatar #450 to #449 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
NATE NO
User avatar #451 to #450 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
Nah, I wouldn't do that to you unless you wanted me to
What's up?
User avatar #452 to #451 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
Dont worry, I never well

Eh, I'm pretty good. Had a solid day of workout

But, like always, thread's kinda getting to me.

Dudes blabbering about how Space Dandy sucks because it's not super deep, nor is it made in Japan.

But whatever, I'll let them type like they're on tumblr and ironically shitpost and be sarcastic pompous pricks so long as I don't have to go hunting for a new community.

I probably should, though.
User avatar #453 to #452 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
I know

Funny, Wednesday's are my day off

Just the nature of places like that, I suppose. There are always other places you can go to, and it seems like you won't be losing much. Besides, I'm finally back on skype and here, so you have places to talk to me if need be
User avatar #454 to #453 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
Oh shit, did you get my new skype?
User avatar #456 to #455 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
LukeTheRapper
User avatar #457 to #456 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
Hehe, hope the public will give you a chance
User avatar #458 to #457 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
hey fuck you man
User avatar #459 to #458 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
Hehe, worth it
I finally listened to him, atually
User avatar #461 to #459 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
Awesome

Chance is great and still has so much potential.
User avatar #462 to #461 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
Very true
I just have one problem with him right now, and it's the same one I have with Kendrick Lamar, and it's that he doesn't enunciate very well.
Not really a problem, it just makes it hard to understand him at times
User avatar #463 to #462 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
He enunciates better than a lot of people, actually.

He claims it's because his parents taught him to "talk white"
User avatar #465 to #464 - slytendencies (05/15/2014) [-]
He's a very smart guy, though. He understands that it's proper pronunciation, but all the other kids will understand it better if he puts it that way.

Watch his interviews, he's really great
User avatar #466 to #465 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
I will in a bit, I'm watching my uncle stream on twitch right now

I do like him, though
He seems really nice
User avatar #460 to #459 - thetoyscissors (05/15/2014) [-]
actually*
#446 - Sunset ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
#445 - elmarcocfc ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Fuck Kevin Nash dude. And X-Pac
Scott Hall is great though.
User avatar #444 - inkie (04/04/2014) [-]
Is that okay to turn in?
User avatar #443 - Vpirate ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Stop posting niggers
#441 - elmarcocfc ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #437 - inquisition (03/13/2014) [-]
IT GO HALLE BERRY, OR HALLELUJAH
PICK YO POISON TELL ME WHAT YOU DOING
User avatar #438 to #437 - slytendencies (03/13/2014) [-]
EVERYBODY GON RESPECT THE SHOOTER
BUT THE ONE IN FRONT OF THE GUN LIVES FOREVER
User avatar #439 to #438 - inquisition (03/13/2014) [-]
The one... in front of the gun... forever...
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