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Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:4/04/2016
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Level 1 Content: New Here → Level 2 Content: New Here
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Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:3387
Times Content Favorited:21 times
Total Comments Made:825
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    Barely Legal Barely Legal
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    Title. Title.
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    Asshole of the day Asshole of the day
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    Oh, youth. Oh, youth.
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    That's the joke That's the joke
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    People are dumb People are dumb

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#68 - well, it says 317 million people and 360 million dollars, that… 03/31/2016 on Stupid idiots comp 0
#20 - damn I've talked to these girls before. Vegas is so small. brc… 03/24/2016 on Tinder Comp #2 0
#94 - is it just me or is every week a groundbreaking week for human…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/29/2016 on this week in science 0
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#107 - leifbunny (03/01/2016) [-]
Well, these aren't "breakthroughs" in the way we see them. They're puzzle pieces to bigger issues. Tests that look good to the media so it sensationalizes them. The sperm one, for example, was tested on mice, not humans. So we're not sure it'll work for us, and of course, ethics will slow that test to a crawl. Would it be nice? Sure. I for one am all OVER the idea of synthetically created designer organs ,made via cloning/braindead birthing since ours break so easily. But then there's the whole "playing god" thing, the costs, etc etc. We're very close to a LOT of crazy things, but there's an insane amount of prerequisites to make them a reality. Chances are you won't be seeing the "waifu age" as so many of these people put it for hundreds of years.
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#110 - mrdrprofbraeden (03/01/2016) [-]
You're underestimating the exponential of information technology. Forget 100 years, by 2060 we'll have computers billions of times smarter than us. To think we won't undergo explosive change in the next 2 or 3 decades is too pessimistic for me.
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#112 - leifbunny (03/01/2016) [-]
You do have a point, looking at our current rapid growth of tech. Hell, in the last 20 years look what we've done, right? I guess you could say I'm just trying to be realistic, too. Though pessimistic is an accurate word. We thought we'd have flying cars by 2000 in the 60's. We've all but abandoned that for more information based tech. Who's to say we won't find a ceiling on info tech and go to something else?
#122 - mrdrprofbraeden (03/01/2016) [-]
Well info tech has been going steady for at least the last 100 years so there is no reason to believe it will stop anytime soon. When Moore's law reaches the end of it's cycle we'll probably just go to 3D processors rather than the flat ones we are using now (already developed in labs, not cost effective to implement to consumers yet). The thing that differentiates flying cars and similarly things is that they are not an information technology like the computer is. It's extremely predicatable.

It might be true that their is no evidence to say it will continue forever, but also no reason to think it has an end either. We only need around 10-30 years before the grand waifu age is upon us. I say 30 in case of bureaucratic red tape because the easiest method for a full dive vr experience would be ethically questionable most likely we will have the option of putting nanobots directly into our brain (through the bloodstream) that would wrap around our neurons and could override our senses. It could also improve our memory, mathematical abilities, etc. .
#45 - you realize that you're upset because someone thought of a sim…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2016 on lilo and rube +3
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#46 - ogdonaldangel (02/27/2016) [-]
> do something with my life
>am a troll
im pretty sure im at my maximum potential
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#47 - princessderpy (02/27/2016) [-]
you can always troll harder
#41 - 17,000 views and you think you're the only one that thought of…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2016 on lilo and rube +4
#42 - ogdonaldangel (02/27/2016) [-]
>>#3, >>#2, you understand most comments where people thumb something up are because they also thought of the same thing but someone else said it before them, right?
#45 - slurpphc (02/27/2016) [-]
you realize that you're upset because someone thought of a similar joke as you after seeing some image on some website. you can bitch and moan all you want but needhansolo got more attention than you this time. go do something with your life you bum.
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#46 - ogdonaldangel (02/27/2016) [-]
> do something with my life
>am a troll
im pretty sure im at my maximum potential
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#47 - princessderpy (02/27/2016) [-]
you can always troll harder
#39 - stop being an attention whore  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2016 on lilo and rube +1
#40 - ogdonaldangel (02/26/2016) [-]
>someone copies my comment
>im an attention whore
#41 - slurpphc (02/26/2016) [-]
17,000 views and you think you're the only one that thought of that joke go to bed
#42 - ogdonaldangel (02/27/2016) [-]
>>#3, >>#2, you understand most comments where people thumb something up are because they also thought of the same thing but someone else said it before them, right?
#45 - slurpphc (02/27/2016) [-]
you realize that you're upset because someone thought of a similar joke as you after seeing some image on some website. you can bitch and moan all you want but needhansolo got more attention than you this time. go do something with your life you bum.
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#46 - ogdonaldangel (02/27/2016) [-]
> do something with my life
>am a troll
im pretty sure im at my maximum potential
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#47 - princessderpy (02/27/2016) [-]
you can always troll harder
#16 - idk man, I bought battlefront and fallout 4 at the same time, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on When Someone Wants U to Buy... -4
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#22 - keatontheghostfox (12/28/2015) [-]
I bought it, I love starwars, battlefront 1 and 2 and battlefield... Never been more disappointed in my life. I played every game mode at least once and even played the single player mode. After playing for about 2-3 hours I felt like I experienced all the game had to offer.
#290 - with those arms she's beating the **** out of anything 12/23/2015 on Beating the shit out of... 0
#201 - if blacks are african american, shouldn't whites be called eur… 10/20/2015 on Totally Accurate 2 0
#32 - If apple isn't innovative, the hardware is **** compared to th…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/30/2015 on Apple +7
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#101 - scorcho (10/01/2015) [-]
apple stuff just works.
the regular consumers don't care what frequency their cpu operates at.
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#88 - verrek (09/30/2015) [-]
Usually people who are uneducated about technology see how popular it is so they assume it must be good. Plus, there isn't a massive number of different options to pick from like android phones. I've seen a ton of people usually the older generations buy iphones and ipads solely because they don't want to deal with that hassle and confusion. Other than that it's basically a status symbol.
#74 - pariahlol (09/30/2015) [-]
Design. Pure and simple, their design tactics since the beginning have been on point. Yes, they stole all these features. But, none of those features were in the same place. They brought them together to create something new, very much the "everything is a remix" ideology. The Printing Press wasn't new technology when it was built, but it was still innovative, using old technology to come up with something new. They also focus on a simpler more user friendly design, at least at the beginning that's what gave them the edge too, eventually the others figured it out but apple kept their users. Why? Because of simple things like iMessage which makes it easier for iPhone users to text each other and it kind of says "you could have apple and things would be easier, or you can have the other phones". Then, for example, everyone has all their data on their iphones, and it can be transferred via cloud, so why would anyone switch when all their data is with apple? For more power? On a phone there's not much of a terribly noticeable difference when it comes to power unless you' re using a really outdated device. And sure, they get features late, but when they get them, they're usually better, more finetuned. Everything is about design and apple does it better than anyone.
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#77 - oxymoronking (09/30/2015) [-]
i have an iphone
not everything is great about it, but id much rather wait a year for a feature that was done well than a month for shit. its why i dont buy into shit developing games on steam. ill wait till its done, where it will cost 1/2 the price and not be so fucking glitchy
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#73 - semiprogravy (09/30/2015) [-]
Its just as much a fashion accessory as a phone at this point
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#65 - besle (09/30/2015) [-]
Branding.
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#58 - civilizedwasteland (09/30/2015) [-]
their phones arnt bad theyre just super expensive for what they are, always a couple years behind on specs when their 100s of dollars above the competitors. Their computers on the other hand are absolute shit tier and should be fucking purged from the mortal realm.

People usually buy the phones cause they're very oriented towards the "I have no idea how to work a microwave, let alone a phone," crowd. Thats why they charge so much because you're literally paying for your ignorance. Also they a neat design.
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#45 - isolovegames (09/30/2015) [-]
What >>#27, said- and that for some reason the high prices draw "hipsters" and other people who can throw away hundreds of dollars with-out a second thought. These are the same people who shill for the new MCX "AR Killer" only because it's "new and innovative" and has a ridiculous price-tag that gives them the moral mind-set that "anyone who bought anything else is either a raging-poorfag or a complete mentally deficient person, devoid of any IQ!".
#34 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
They are very good at marketing and making things simple for people who are not that good with technology.