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    But Leela. . . But Leela. . .
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#515 - That was two days ago. Yesterday the windchill here in Chicago…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on This is how cold it is in... 0
User avatar #517 - dammitall (01/08/2014) [-]
absolutely lovely
#512 - Yesterday it was so cold in Chicago that it was colder than it…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2014 on This is how cold it is in... +2
User avatar #514 - dammitall (01/08/2014) [-]
i believe it was Canada. it was -31 there and -26 on one part of Mars January 1 2014
User avatar #515 - slumberdonkey (01/08/2014) [-]
That was two days ago. Yesterday the windchill here in Chicago was well below -45
User avatar #517 - dammitall (01/08/2014) [-]
absolutely lovely
#42 - (name) Comes from Marce/Marcus 01/06/2014 on Marky Marc 0
#13 - mfw my name is marc mfw marc is the cooler spelling  [+] (8 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Marky Marc -9
#36 - npfortytwo (01/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 - mrmarcooler (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, wouldn't you know.
#21 - megaton (01/05/2014) [-]
why does that look like a douche version of hades
#16 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
no it shows that your parents cant spell mark
#42 - slumberdonkey (01/06/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_(name)

Comes from Marce/Marcus
User avatar #40 - randomserb (01/06/2014) [-]
Nigga Latin hint: Mark/Marc is a Latin name etymologically didn't have a k.
#25 - ianmcgunny (01/05/2014) [-]
>mfw "mark
#14 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
shut up please. forever.
#155 - Ha, i made the same joke when i posted it to my facebook. 01/05/2014 on 2014 years since year 0 0
#101 - My new years resolution? To go around the sun for the 19th con…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/04/2014 on 2014 years since year 0 +17
#146 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
isnt the lap complete on your birthday not in new year?
User avatar #103 - alfjnn (01/04/2014) [-]
Don't you mean your new years revolution?
#155 - slumberdonkey (01/05/2014) [-]
Ha, i made the same joke when i posted it to my facebook.
#145 - hitbyadriveby (01/04/2014) [-]
#119 - ghouleyed (01/04/2014) [-]
It can be resolution if hes graphic.
#117 - youreminenow (01/04/2014) [-]
#116 - bruinslover (01/04/2014) [-]
clever shrew...
#106 - stgfilitov (01/04/2014) [-]
#127 - I actually tried to give it a chance. I was wrong to do so. 01/02/2014 on Oh snap 0
#105 - I'm a science guy so everybody recommended that show to me. I …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Oh snap +12
#117 - cazabrow (01/01/2014) [-]
You watched 3 seasons before deciding you didn't like it?
#127 - slumberdonkey (01/02/2014) [-]
I actually tried to give it a chance. I was wrong to do so.
#183 - ...that's something that humans are supposed to do... 12/28/2013 on German Army rules +5
#55 - The library at alexandria was destroyed because the people wit… 12/27/2013 on yup +5

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#44 - bible (08/20/2012) [-]
That comment you just made was a little mean, wasn't it?
User avatar #45 to #44 - slumberdonkey (08/20/2012) [-]
Oh god you suck
#46 to #45 - bible (08/20/2012) [-]
I would assume it is because the pony or the name.

No?

If so, I'll stop using pony pictures. Now, if we will......Wasn't it a bit harsh?
User avatar #48 to #46 - slumberdonkey (08/20/2012) [-]
In fact i could say that you getting mad at me is being too harsh, why so harsh?
User avatar #47 to #46 - slumberdonkey (08/20/2012) [-]
What's harsh? Me expressing my opinion? It's not my fault if you get offended easily.
#49 to #47 - bible (08/20/2012) [-]
I'm not offended. Everyone else was, though.    
   
You really came across as a jerk to everyone. This may sound very cliche but, why the hate man?    
   
Posting random files from reactions
I'm not offended. Everyone else was, though.

You really came across as a jerk to everyone. This may sound very cliche but, why the hate man?

Posting random files from reactions
#50 to #49 - slumberdonkey (08/20/2012) [-]
Right, like I said. Why should it matter to me if someone is offended by what i say? Everyone is offended by something. I could say "Man, i sure do love burritos." and someone will jump up and be all pissy and say "No! Tacos are better you piece of 						****					."   
I say stuff about religion because it is my belief that religion poisons society.
Right, like I said. Why should it matter to me if someone is offended by what i say? Everyone is offended by something. I could say "Man, i sure do love burritos." and someone will jump up and be all pissy and say "No! Tacos are better you piece of **** ."
I say stuff about religion because it is my belief that religion poisons society.
#51 to #50 - bible (08/20/2012) [-]
Cool. You're an interesting person with very extreme ideals. Do you really think religion poisons society?

That's a pretty intense thought. Where did you come up with it?

Oh, and I am not on behalf of the people you offended. Simply, I am a bystander tends to be curious. I poke at things that interest me. See what they do. I wouldn't mind if you took the time to make a rant, either. I can listen.

Oh, and I'm not here to argue or to debate. Only to take note. The "Why so harsh" ideal was only to get you to talk. Sometimes people, like you, need a catalyst to do and show things I want to see. That's really the only reason I'm here.

But, if you care to, please do tell me why you think this. As in depth as you'd like.
User avatar #52 to #51 - slumberdonkey (08/20/2012) [-]
Tell me if you can why a normal functioning person would even contemplate the mass mutilation of child genitalia and then you'll have my answer. But there are other reasons religion is awful.... i'd like to quote Richard Dawkins: "Religion teaches people to be ok with not knowing something." I'm a scientific person and i'm not ok with people saying "Because God did it that way" or "Because the bible says so" when there is no proof that either of these things have any merit in ANY situation. I could write a goddamn book on this
#53 to #52 - bible (08/20/2012) [-]
You certainly promote questioning the world around you.    
   
Do you think the entire general idea behind religion is pointless, or do you think religious people are the ones who make it pointless?
You certainly promote questioning the world around you.

Do you think the entire general idea behind religion is pointless, or do you think religious people are the ones who make it pointless?
User avatar #54 to #53 - slumberdonkey (08/20/2012) [-]
No, religious people are ok. They are just deluded. Deluded into believing something that could not possibly be true, it starts at a young age and stuff... and i'm ok with believing in a creator, but thinking that he takes part in what we perceive as time is ludicrous. It's really just organized religion that i hate... tricking good people into giving up their hard earned money so that they can have some peace of mind. It's the biggest con of all time
#55 to #54 - bible (08/20/2012) [-]
Now that was some interesting input. Understanding you more has led to a different perspective. I like it!

Who cannot agree that those who twist religion are sick? From the Crusades to The Inquisition to modern terrorism, those who twist religion can twist its very people.

Its been quite nice talking to you, too. You are, just as I had hoped, a pretty neat guy. Thanks very much for your thoughts! I really do value them. I've always found people interesting. Learning more about beliefs, theories, and ideals of them as cool.

Awaiting Bioshock 3 still
User avatar #56 to #55 - slumberdonkey (08/20/2012) [-]
You are a strange person... i like you now
#41 - jakerfv (06/23/2012) [-]
Thought you might find this amusing.   
   
   
   
Also,, are you getting bioshock 3?
Thought you might find this amusing.



Also,, are you getting bioshock 3?
User avatar #42 to #44 - slumberdonkey (06/23/2012) [-]
Jake... was that even a question? Is the sky blue? Does the pope **** in his hat? Am I a twelve foot tall purple platypus bear? ....well no to the last two... but hell yes
User avatar #43 to #45 - jakerfv (06/23/2012) [-]
Won't come out till February, i'm waiting for Aliens Colonial Marines which comes out the same month.
User avatar #39 - jakerfv (06/22/2012) [-]
So.... you ever getting dark souls?
#32 - jakerfv (06/21/2012) [-]
So marc,,, do you watch avatar?
User avatar #33 to #35 - slumberdonkey (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, you?
User avatar #34 to #36 - jakerfv (06/21/2012) [-]
Nope.
#35 to #37 - slumberdonkey (06/22/2012) [-]
Watch it! It's 						*******					 awesome!
Watch it! It's ******* awesome!
User avatar #36 to #38 - jakerfv (06/22/2012) [-]
Think I might be more interested in MLP...
#37 to #39 - slumberdonkey (06/22/2012) [-]
Please tell me that you are being sarcastic....
Please tell me that you are being sarcastic....
User avatar #38 to #40 - jakerfv (06/22/2012) [-]
I am not, I enjoy cartoons from my youth like TMNT and from what I hear the show is well written, I didn't mean to compare the 2 shows and disgrace avatar but I'm just saying that I might like MLP more, I don't think I could watch avatar without getting pissed off because Funny Junk has completely driven me away/
User avatar #40 to #41 - slumberdonkey (06/22/2012) [-]
Seriously, you need to watch avatar. The story is fantastic and funny, and the animation is absolutely ******* awesome. If you're going to consider watching mlp you should at least watch the first season of avatar the last airbender too
User avatar #31 - mycatthenazi (06/18/2012) [-]
**mycatthenazi rolled user royalwerewolf **
User avatar #26 - jakerfv (06/18/2012) [-]
So my brother didn't get this joke reference that was towards Ray William Johnson so I told him who he is and why he is a douche...

He comes up to me a few months later after deciding to watch his channel and says "OH MY GOD JAKE, RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON IS SO FUNNY"
He's 12.

Pretty much sums up the demographic for his fan base.
User avatar #28 to #30 - jakerfv (06/18/2012) [-]
And from what iv'e heard, he is now the 1# subscribed person on youtube.

I could do that..... I am painfully annoying and I "go there" all the time,, **** man I'm gonna be rich, just put some posters around at MC and we got our kickstarter.
#29 to #31 - slumberdonkey (06/18/2012) [-]
Jake, i somehow doubt that could happen, but i'm not going to tell you it won't
Jake, i somehow doubt that could happen, but i'm not going to tell you it won't
User avatar #30 to #32 - jakerfv (06/18/2012) [-]
Everyone and their moms are doing their own raywilliamjohnson rip offs but I could easily also make fun of him in the same way, people get tons of views for making fun of him.
User avatar #20 - jakerfv (06/16/2012) [-]
Mark you lost something today,,,


OH IT WAS THE GAME.
User avatar #16 - jakerfv (06/16/2012) [-]
So,, I topped you on the comment rank in a shorter time you have been on this site,, interesting...

Guess i'm not so unfunny after all huh brah.
User avatar #17 to #19 - slumberdonkey (06/16/2012) [-]
Jake, that may be because i don't spend every waking second on fj and don't comment as much as you. xD And i never said you were unfunny
User avatar #19 to #20 - jakerfv (06/16/2012) [-]
Oh wait sorry you have a few less now I think.
User avatar #18 to #20 - jakerfv (06/16/2012) [-]
<<<Has less comments then you.

And you facepalmed on the bus a lot XD.
User avatar #21 to #21 - slumberdonkey (06/16/2012) [-]
Well then, you hath bested me at my own game, but i do get a lot of thumbs down because i voice my opinion a lot. And you know how fj Looooooves other people's opinions
User avatar #22 to #24 - jakerfv (06/16/2012) [-]
Yup.


.....So I'll just leave this here...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIp9YBp_LXg&feature=relmfu
User avatar #24 to #25 - slumberdonkey (06/16/2012) [-]
You broke the rules!
User avatar #25 to #27 - jakerfv (06/16/2012) [-]
One more if you want, this is different,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J5mkoCiuzs

Off to bed in a bit, Iv'e been wanting you to watch this guys channel for about a year now....
User avatar #23 to #25 - jakerfv (06/16/2012) [-]
I know it's random but it's worth watching..
#12 - jakerfv (06/06/2012) [-]
&lt;You,
<You,
User avatar #13 to #15 - slumberdonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
You know it! xD
#14 to #16 - jakerfv (06/08/2012) [-]
Then can you teach me how to dougie?
User avatar #15 to #17 - slumberdonkey (06/08/2012) [-]
**** that i'll teach myself how to dougie
#10 - jakerfv (05/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#8 - jakerfv (02/24/2012) [-]
Yo dog, I heard you like Science......
Yo dog, I heard you like Science......
#6 - jakerfv (01/05/2012) [-]
Thought you might want this.
User avatar #5 - jakerfv (12/30/2011) [-]
You,, need to comment on this,,,

http://www.
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com/funny_pictures
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#3 - jakerfv (12/08/2011) [-]
this seems appropriate
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