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|Date Signed Up:||2/06/2012|
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|#173 - Picture [+] (5 new replies)||02/08/2012 on You know who you are.||+3|
#179 - lastofthedovakhiin (02/08/2012) [-]
toenail clippings if you heard this epic song before.
#192 - slootysloot (02/08/2012) [-]
♪Old godzilla was hoppin around, Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the shad, and hit Godzilla with a bat-grenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to atack, but didn't ecpect to be blocked by Shaq, who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu, when Aaron Carter came out of the blue, and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal then they both got flattened by the bat-mobile, but before it could make it back to the bat-cave, Abraham Lincoln popped out of his, and took a AK47 out from outta his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat, but he ran outta bullets and he ran away because Optimus Prime came to save the day. *This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny. Good-guys, Bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, i wonder who it will be. This is the ultimate showdown* of ultimate destiny.* Godzilla took a bite outta Optimus Prime, like Scruff McGruff took a bit outta crime, and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track, but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back, and Batman was injured and tryin to get steady, when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete, but something caught his leg and he tripped, Indiana Jones took him out with his whip, then he saw godzilla sneaking up from behind, and he reached for his gun wich he just couldn't find, 'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed, and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist, then he jumped in the air and did a sumersault, while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air, then they both got hit with a care bear stare! *chorus* Anels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens decsended Chuck Norris, Who delivered a kick wich could shatter bones, into the crotch of Indiana Jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne, but chuck saw through his clever disguise and crushed Batmans head between his thighs.........to be continued.....
#194 - slootysloot (02/08/2012) [-]
Then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"s black night, and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminater, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, SuperMan, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Holgan, all came out of nowhere lighting fast and they kicked Chuck norris in his cowboy ass. It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe, and the fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually, the champion stood, the rest saw the better, Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.*chorus*
|#695 - yup! unless it's this teacher! ...........and then they go to… [+] (1 new reply)||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||+1|
|#667 - I don't actually LIKE him like that, I just think he is atract… [+] (3 new replies)||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||0|
|#653 - okaayyyy... I guess i can accept that explanation..AS COMPLETE… [+] (5 new replies)||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||0|
|#649 - okay then all is forgiven. except calling me a whore. but what…||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||0|
|#640 - okay then i apologize for not understanding your fail at troll… [+] (2 new replies)||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||0|
|#633 - okay? sure, if you want to say random things that you think wi… [+] (4 new replies)||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||0|
|#630 - i'm sorry but my understanding up that is ****** up. I'… [+] (7 new replies)||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||0|
|#625 - eerrrr... i'm not sure if that was an apology or not. i'm not … [+] (6 new replies)||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||0|
|#614 - HAHA thanks.||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||+1|
|#601 - excactly my point. [+] (9 new replies)||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||0|
|#598 - yeah. I can say what I want, where i want. I was raised so i k… [+] (1 new reply)||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||0|
|#587 - FIRST OF ALL. ummmm. EXCUSE ME?! I'm a whore? Do you know me? … [+] (10 new replies)||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||-1|
|#563 - sorry but we are not I'm 14 and strongly believe that in order… [+] (4 new replies)||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||+1|
|#553 - I was born in '97 and I was in class and we were having a clas… [+] (28 new replies)||02/08/2012 on I am old indeed.||-3|
#572 - Rascal (02/08/2012) [-]
Exactly, I was born in 1998 and I fucking hate my generation "Justin bieber is my future husband!" " I was a ninja before it became cool"
#587 - slootysloot (02/08/2012) [-]
He is cute that's all I think. I would never do anything because that's illegal.... and gross. I'm actually only 14.
SECOND OF ALL.
I agree with you. I'm not old enough to have experienced the 90's but i was raised right so I know of the amazingness.
THIRD OF ALL.
What the fuck is up with all the unnecissary space? Really? It doesn't help prove your point at all.
You're an ass.
|#87 - lol nice||02/07/2012 on photoshop||0|
|#81 - ooooooohhhhhh!!!!!!! yay!!! thank you! thank you! thank you!!!!!! [+] (2 new replies)||02/07/2012 on photoshop||+1|
|#45 - Orange K.... pwetty pwease! i will love you foweveeeeeer!!! *i… [+] (4 new replies)||02/07/2012 on photoshop||0|