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slikmonkey

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Xbone, 360, WiiU, N64, PC
Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:9/02/2015
Location:MI
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#96 - mfw Elsa whips out her dick in this fantasy.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on taco paco +9
User avatar #107 - doctorprofessornv (11/15/2014) [-]
Well I guess it would be even straighter than straight porn, since the 'male' participant is still mostly female.
#22 - havin' themselves a proper giggle m8 11/14/2014 on /k/ in a nutshell +2
#5 - sound it made was perfect 11/14/2014 on Twerking Gone Wrong +18
#21 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on I love science +27
#46 - nefarian (11/14/2014) [-]
You what!?


Joke: The horse's name is Invincible
#121 - US title was adopted to WWE in 2003. As for favorite wrest…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Sounds legit +2
User avatar #122 - presidentmoose (11/12/2014) [-]
I liked Jeff Hardy a lot. Or Kane
#113 - damn sorry, I didn't watch this year's MITB ppv, but ya there …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Sounds legit 0
User avatar #118 - presidentmoose (11/12/2014) [-]
There's a U.S title now? wut

Who's your favorite wrestler? Old or present day, doesn't matter
#121 - slikmonkey (11/12/2014) [-]
US title was adopted to WWE in 2003.
As for favorite wrestler, that's difficult for me, but I'll have to go with CM Punk. you?
User avatar #122 - presidentmoose (11/12/2014) [-]
I liked Jeff Hardy a lot. Or Kane
#105 - glad to see other enjoy some wrasslin  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Sounds legit +7
#130 - anon (11/13/2014) [-]
I also enjoy the art of wrassle
#187 - AZSYANKEE (11/13/2014) [-]
#101 - The match after this one was for the Heavyweight Title  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Sounds legit +1
User avatar #107 - presidentmoose (11/12/2014) [-]
well he did just say there was a belt up there instead of a briefcase. there's more than just the heavyweight title. lightweight, middleweight, intercontinental are just a couple. iI haven't watched wrestling in about 12 years but I think at that time there were 7 belts? I'm not sure if there's more now
#113 - slikmonkey (11/12/2014) [-]
damn sorry, I didn't watch this year's MITB ppv, but ya there here are the titles for WWE:
WWE Heavyweight title
Intercontinental Title
US Title
Tag Team Titles
Divas (women) Title

The cruiserweight (lightweight), European, and Hardcore belts have been deactivated and/or combined with any of the active titles mentioned above.
User avatar #118 - presidentmoose (11/12/2014) [-]
There's a U.S title now? wut

Who's your favorite wrestler? Old or present day, doesn't matter
#121 - slikmonkey (11/12/2014) [-]
US title was adopted to WWE in 2003.
As for favorite wrestler, that's difficult for me, but I'll have to go with CM Punk. you?
User avatar #122 - presidentmoose (11/12/2014) [-]
I liked Jeff Hardy a lot. Or Kane
#21 - Picture 11/12/2014 on Fire crotch +4
#20 - You can pinpoint the moment of when he realizes this wasn't su… 11/12/2014 on Fire crotch +3
#79 - booty is strong in this post  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Great Shot +23
#92 - vanhoutte (11/12/2014) [-]
God damn...Sasha Grey..mmmmm
#6 - Picture 11/11/2014 on I feel it. +4
#21 - Picture 11/11/2014 on A sub sandwich +40
#2 - HFW 11/07/2014 on and his uncle is a wallet 0
#26 - when there's one left... 11/07/2014 on Masochism +1
#16 - reminds of another President  [+] (13 new replies) 10/31/2014 on The times Obama did things -4
User avatar #22 - zombifier (10/31/2014) [-]
obama spent more than any president in his first month...
#26 - angelusprimus (10/31/2014) [-]
There is so much wrong with that statement I don't even know where to begin.
First, government budget isn't something you do on a daily basis. Spending for first 2 months of Obama Presidency was budgeted by Bush administration.
Second. Out of all the spending Obama did in first few months, biggest chunk, was bailouts and stimulus spending, that kept our economy from free falling.
Also bailouts were approved by Bush administration, Obama administration just paid for them.
#94 - godofhorizons (11/01/2014) [-]
Third the president has absolutely no say in what goes in the budget. Congress makes and approves their own budget (the budget submitted by the president is simply a guideline. Congress can use it or throw it in the trash.)
#30 - mcburd (10/31/2014) [-]
People like to forget things that inconvenience their worldview. Like the whole Brush thing.
They instead blame The-Next-Guy since their heads are too far up their asses to remember that this shit got fucked up years before Robamatron got into office
User avatar #53 - itembox (11/01/2014) [-]
People like to forget things that inconvenience their worldview. Like the whole Obabu thing.
They instead blame The-Last-Guy since their heads are too far up their asses to remember that this shit got fucked up during Robamatrons term

A joke, but all I remember from Obama's first term is them blaming Bush. Also the Treasury (our economic advisers) suggested the bailout. Bush was a better president (opinion) but both got shafted by Congress
#84 - mcburd (11/01/2014) [-]
Bush started a war, and not just a war, a war in the wrong fokin country. The banks invested people's money in stock, and when they lost big, bush made the decision to bail the motherfucker's out instead of letting them roll. This is why we are currently in $3 Trillion in debt. Or did you forget that little bit of info ****because it conflicts with your worldview****
#88 - itembox (11/01/2014) [-]
All of our intelligence agencies and several European intelligence agencies got intel claiming that Iraq had WMDs, all of this "intel" came from one man but because none of the intelligence agencies would disclose where their intel came from we didn't find out until years later.

The gov (congress) forced banks into offering lower interest rates to at risk individuals, and to make money to cover the lack in interest used the stock market, this caused the housing bubble which caused the stock market crash.

Bush signed the bailout bush but Congress created and passed it based on the Treasuries research indicating that doing nothing would be far worse, but they knew a bailout was a temporary fix.

We are currently in a 17 trillion dollar debt, when Bush left it was 4 trillion. Meaning since Obama's been in office its more than quadrupled. This is of course do to Congress not Obama specifically.
#91 - mcburd (11/01/2014) [-]
Agreed on the fact that congress is a disfunctional sack of shit, but we didn't invade Iraq to deal with nuclear weapons, we went for the oil. No country would be stupid enough to actually use nukes against the US or its allies, even if they did have them. It made for a nice cover story though.
#95 - itembox (11/01/2014) [-]
It's not like I agree with going to war, whatever reason they used, but I did find the intelligence agency fuck up worth mentioning.
#65 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/01/2014) [-]
>Bush was a better president

I never thought I'd actually see anyone seriously say this.
#73 - itembox (11/01/2014) [-]
I just feel our president should have military background and be more involved in our military as our Commander in Chief. I saw more of that in Bush than Obama so far.
As for their stances on everything else, I'd say they break even on my shit list.

But he's not my favorite, Andrew Jackson's my favorite, the psychopathic war monger who was all but immortal.
User avatar #75 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/01/2014) [-]
Ah, I see, you just have shit taste in general. Nevermind then.
#76 - itembox (11/01/2014) [-]
#34 - Picture 10/31/2014 on The safari zone +1
#106 - false. That's sting. He's not metal. HE'S HARDCORE 10/24/2014 on Black Metal Babysitting +2
#7 - I'm afraid I got some bad news. 10/24/2014 on Smug kent +1
#70 - I have 10/24/2014 on Ms Anime Bewbs 0
#30 - animeasseveryday. animebewbseveryday. Give this shoe some plot 10/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#9 - you and animebewbs are doin the lord's work 10/24/2014 on justgirlythings.com +34
#51 - I thoroughly enjoyed this even though I'm an ass man  [+] (13 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Ms Anime Bewbs +15
User avatar #63 - animeasseveryday (10/24/2014) [-]
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#181 - ssheinrich (10/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #138 - nemecyst (10/24/2014) [-]
Source?
#119 - sockswithsandals (10/24/2014) [-]
u did it
User avatar #109 - blackrookfiend (10/24/2014) [-]
Source for science?
#99 - animesource (10/24/2014) [-]
Judging by the equality it's from hentai.
Why would you post hentai in SFW?
User avatar #115 - ssheinrich (10/24/2014) [-]
maybe 'cause its borderline, so its fine.
its not showing actual nudity
#85 - richardthumbson (10/24/2014) [-]
I like you too
User avatar #57 - joemoearigato (10/24/2014) [-]
Wait until you meet animeasseveryday
User avatar #224 - thisxshitxisxhard (10/24/2014) [-]
i havent please animeasseveryday be my friend i need you
#229 - animeasseveryday (10/25/2014) [-]
<3
#70 - slikmonkey (10/24/2014) [-]
I have
#6 - hfw  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2014 on 12 Seconds 2 +13
User avatar #12 - mrpotatofudge (10/23/2014) [-]
who dat?
User avatar #13 - gruntmastr (10/23/2014) [-]
Some chick from a new League of Legends trailer
#15 - mrpotatofudge (10/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - HAMMATIMEZ (10/23/2014) [-]
Katarina, specifically.
#32 - Jesus Christ, that Ham-hock is glaring at him like he's the la…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Fat people +3
User avatar #78 - thethumbnegator (10/22/2014) [-]
Keep up the fat jokes

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