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Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:8/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#2036
Highest Content Rank:#6103
Highest Comment Rank:#891
Content Thumbs: 578 total,  664 ,  86
Comment Thumbs: 13204 total,  14148 ,  944
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 57 Content: Sammich eater → Level 58 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 63.7% (637/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:24596
Times Content Favorited:11 times
Total Comments Made:1435
FJ Points:13365

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#23 - the weirder, the better 06/23/2013 on Dafuq? +2
#16 - Found him 06/23/2013 on You poor fool of a Snow... +20
#54 - <-- this you? no really, how could you? by the 7th…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/23/2013 on Jesus. +53
User avatar #61 - hankhillofthe (06/23/2013) [-]
Here, I'll explain it all right now.

The way I masturbate is very subtle and soft, but efficient and by far faster than the fucking jerking motion. With really REALLY good porn I can get my first shot off in like under a minute. After that, it just becomes a challenge of continuing to do it until my wrist gets sore. My dick never gets sore because the way I do it doesn't put so much on my dick, just my wrist.

I just kinda use my fingers to wiggle the tip down to about the middle of the shaft. This technique is possible to do with all penis sizes, and mine is 8.2 inches at full erection.

Pic on my profile for proof.
#205 - Greekkenyan (06/23/2013) [-]
Gonna go try that, BRB
#87 - emipr (06/23/2013) [-]
Huh......... well i think the fact that you are cut makes your achievement even grater.
#222 - skypatrol (06/23/2013) [-]
He has the gratest achievement of all time
#83 - comanderspy (06/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 - penusflytrap (06/23/2013) [-]
I...

What.
#51 - Picture 06/23/2013 on are we just not gonna talk... +1
#64 - Picture 06/22/2013 on Ed Boys 0
#24 - that was nicely set up 06/22/2013 on You don't understand +82
#60 - Picture 06/22/2013 on Ed Boys +4
#74 - 3 K's a day keep the negro away. 06/20/2013 on Steve Jobs 0
#155 - Picture 06/20/2013 on Oops! -1
#65 - In honesty, they should of fired their PR people. They didn't … 06/20/2013 on Beating that horse, one... +7
#32 - Picture 06/20/2013 on A bear walks into a bar +41
#10 - HFW he said that 06/20/2013 on Calculator 0
#179 - hilarious . 06/20/2013 on Moooooom! 0
#586 - Doing this change after Angry Joe discussed how the DRM could …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on MFW new Xbox One DRM policy +1
User avatar #748 - thatoneiranianguy (06/20/2013) [-]
Keep in mind though there's a lot of work and changing shit that gets involved with big changes like that.

Also keep in mind we're 5-6 months away from release. So they may be using that time to redo their console. In which case, he may be telling the truth, and it probably is a hassle.

My point being is anyone can post a statement like "NO MORE DRM" But it doesn't mean they just flipped a switch.
#51 - Picture 06/20/2013 on Dreamcast Feels 0
#420 - Picture 06/19/2013 on Effect of Feminism 6 0
#27 - Carrots guys. Carrots. 06/19/2013 on Guess her age (description) +19
#23 - Picture 06/16/2013 on Imagine: A Fairy-type Gym... +3
#83 - if all anon comments were tallied up, what would be the total thumbs?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Funnyjunk Milestone +4
User avatar #110 - mercyburris (06/16/2013) [-]
twenty four
User avatar #93 - overworld (06/16/2013) [-]
9876543456787654323456787654345678
#118 - iamyourgodmortals (06/16/2013) [-]
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND
#47 - damn the internet works fast 06/14/2013 on Wii Fit Trainer +12
#60 - **** yea! 06/14/2013 on Cheez It Game 0
#25 - Picture 06/12/2013 on Bachelor frog on cooking +6
#25 - I really thought Sylveon was going to be a flying or poison. 06/12/2013 on When People Find Out... 0
#12 - surprised that no one the overused "instructions unclear&…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/12/2013 on tutorial +6
User avatar #19 - scerocks (06/12/2013) [-]
Oh, so i shouldn't have gouged out my eye...
User avatar #20 - thathorse (06/12/2013) [-]
Depends, did you use a spoon?
User avatar #24 - scerocks (06/12/2013) [-]
A fork, but now that i think about it a spoon would've been easier.
#21 - fansinatra (06/12/2013) [-]
Calm down, Michonne.
User avatar #23 - thathorse (06/12/2013) [-]
I could have continued to use the power drill.
#31 - fansinatra (06/12/2013) [-]
It's a tough choice between a power drill and a spoon covered in my own shit.
User avatar #14 - penusflytrap (06/12/2013) [-]
THE INSTRUCTIONS WEREN'T CLEAR ENOUGH, I GOT MY DICK CAUGHT IN THE BLENDER
#147 - Picture 06/12/2013 on Fairy? +11
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