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I am a Texan born, raised, and housed. I am an amateur writer with manuscript I'm trying to publish before graduation. I like trap shooting on the weekends, and I binge game on the when I get the chance, so if anyone sees this my Gamer-tag is somewhere on this page so have at it. I am looking to join the USMC after high school. Oh yeah, and I'm a furry.

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User avatar #97 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Hey friend, so when you ship off?
User avatar #118 to #97 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I'm spanking the monkey constantly whether I'm dating someone or not.
User avatar #119 to #118 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
3 times a day compared to 2-3 a week?
User avatar #120 to #119 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh I'm usually doing it twice a day at the very least, once to go to sleep and once just to feel alive, but if I get bored for like a second and I have any sort of privacy, I'm doing it again.
User avatar #121 to #120 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Lol, its sad, I like her parents her sister( not in that way you perv) she doesn't like public displays of affection, when I bug other employees (same department same age clear bugging not flirting ) she gets pissed at me while the other girls laugh.
User avatar #122 to #121 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
She sounds like a prude, but that's based on what little information I have. I've got a buddy, he's been dating this girl for almost a year, and for him you might as well count it as a decade. He is the cutest, sweetest little guy, like, if he wasn't straight I'd be all over him, and his girlfriend can be just as sweet but at the slightest provocation she goes off and mopes, refusing to talk to anyone, hiding in her hair, turning her nose up at him when he tries to apologize, he puts forth all the effort, and doesn't even get his dick sucked for all his trouble, I'm just saying words here, but if you see any correlation maybe she's just not the one for you.
User avatar #123 to #122 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Sight* a lot of correlation, but I'd be a dick.to .leave her now.
User avatar #124 to #123 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I say wait until the holiday season is over. Make some sort of great romantic gesture to try and jump start this relationship, because by the sound of it she ain't gonna be the one to do it. Try your very best to fix this in the next couple of weeks, after all, there's no better time of the year to foster joy, if after all your efforts fail she is obviously not a girl worth any more of your precious time.
User avatar #125 to #124 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
will try. Thanks.
Anything you want to say? Add? change subject to?
User avatar #126 to #125 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Um...bitches be crazy, date dudes instead?
#127 to #126 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Can't love me pussy, eat or **** it gets it up.
User avatar #128 to #127 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I also prefer pussy, it's just all the stuff around the pussy is usually a turn off, except for the tits, those are pretty nice.
#129 to #128 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
^_^ so, are you a fits or ass man? for men... Dick or ass????
User avatar #130 to #129 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
On a woman, I gotta say tits, it sound juvenile, but they're just so much fun, licking and biting, or just using as pillows. On a man, probably cock, it takes a master bottom to keep an ass in a constant state of perfect hygiene,
User avatar #131 to #130 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Again the ******* thing didn't show your response. So I guess titi ******* is something you like?
User avatar #132 to #131 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
In theory yes, but my ex didn't have big enough boobs for it to work right.
User avatar #133 to #132 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Funny how that works, my gf has houdiny boobs. A handful with arms down, but if she puts her arms up. Pouf . boobs gone.
User avatar #134 to #133 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Weird, my ex had fine boobs, but I could have gotten a better BJ from a cheese grater, and I was too big for her, so we could never actually have sex long enough for me to finish.
User avatar #135 to #134 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Wish I had your "problem" ( long dick not bad bj) anyway its one in the morning must sleep. Have a nice day/night.
User avatar #136 to #135 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #98 to #97 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I have no idea, I graduate highschool in June, I don't think most recruiters will even look at me seriously without a diploma. I plan on taking the ASVAB as soon after graduation as possible.
User avatar #99 to #98 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
OK though you where going at end of December and wanted to say bye before you left.
Did you see the pic of the humor Badges I was talking about?
Also how are you?
User avatar #100 to #99 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I saw them, some of them were really good, and I'm doing alright, snagged me a boyfriend about three weeks ago, what about you? Anything new?
User avatar #101 to #100 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Got a vibrater for my gf, haven't got any in 2 months, did some personal Christmas shopping. An m14 and a .38 smith and Wesson revolver. Work was long. And my sister is going on vacation with her bf in Cuba...I'm envious as **** .

Oh, you got yourself a boy toy?
So what you like about him?
User avatar #102 to #101 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
He's an adorable little thing. Perky ass, thin, with just a handful of fluff on him, and light enough for me to toss around and manhandle however I like. My ex flipped the **** out when she heard, I guess she was counting on me as a backup when her current relationship crumbled, but it's fine now, her new bf might want to fight me on monday, but that shouldn't be a problem.
#103 to #102 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Her bf wants to finght you?
Her bf wants to finght you?
#104 to #103 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, her birthday was a few weeks ago and I wasn't going to do anything because we weren't on the best terms, but I figured since I'm going into the military and she supposedly has some sort of brain tumor one of us could very well be dead by her next birthday so I made her cupcakes and a steel anti possession charm from Supernatural, her favorite TV show. All he got her was a few flowers, so he thought I was moving in on his territory. He didn't dare say anything to my face at the time, but I heard he was mad enough to bend the steel a bit, ******* asshole, took me a week to make that **** . But oh well, I've been boxing a lot recently, I'd like to get in a fight with someone I can actually beat.
<Anti-possession charm
#105 to #104 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
*******					 nice man, whoop that s.o.b. ass back to Sunday school.    
Where did you meet your bf?
******* nice man, whoop that s.o.b. ass back to Sunday school.
Where did you meet your bf?
User avatar #106 to #105 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
He's not a bad guy, he was pretty nice before my first love hopped into bed with him, oh well, what happens happens, I met my bf in school, I'd known him vaguely for several years, but my ex dragged me to homecoming and I went in the hopes that I could have a slow dance with her, instead me and this guy started talking, we started dating a week later. I had known him forever, but I'm two years older so we never had the same classes.
#107 to #106 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Cute :3

I can't imagine the face she made when she saw you two together. Lol
But again, unless its something important try to keep away from her.
#108 to #107 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know, that would be best.
User avatar #109 to #108 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Lol nice reaction pic.
#110 to #109 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've got all sorts of stuff in my reaction folder, even some furry porn for some reason.
Yeah, I've got all sorts of stuff in my reaction folder, even some furry porn for some reason.
User avatar #111 to #110 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Weeeell I'm out of conversation ideas...
User avatar #112 to #111 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Why haven't you gotten laid in two months? Something wrong?
User avatar #113 to #112 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Finals and term papers, work, snow, maybe the most important also relationship is getting tense. Not sure if I should dump her but don't want to be a douche and leave her before Christmas... Like were supposed to go to the next step but it hasn't clicked yet and well yeah.
User avatar #114 to #113 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Aww, sorry to hear that. What next level are you talking about?
User avatar #115 to #114 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Why I didn't get your message I don't know but to answer. Probably moving in together.
User avatar #116 to #115 - slenderwolf ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
IDK man, it'll probably buffer out, just give it some time, and if not oh well, not every relationship can last forever, you'll be happier with the next one.
#117 to #116 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah three years down the drain. And we where each other's first. bummer. But as I said. Be responsible of your own happiness. So I've been spanking the monkey hard lately.
#75 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
In the land of the frozen thanksgiving was in October. Maybe I'll watch football sunday- not for the sport but to see the commercials and half game show.
User avatar #76 to #75 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
The land of the frozen?
#78 to #77 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Ah, you said your sister wanted to pilot an Osprey and I thought American.
#79 to #78 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
Well we bild them here too, sorry for confusion.
#80 to #79 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
It's no problem. What about you? Going into the reserves right?
#81 to #80 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
Corps man. When I finish school. Or sniper or ... I don't know. I'll.cross that bridge when I get there.
#82 to #81 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Very nice, I've got half a mind to join the Corps, but I think I'll try the Air Force first
#83 to #82 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
Yeah you said something along the lines of welding I believe.
#84 to #83 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Yep, and you said something about small arms repair?
#85 to #84 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
No?? Not me.
#86 to #85 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Oh, that's right, there was a wolf a few months ago I had this conversation with. Makes sense, I wouldn't want to sign on with the Marines just to stay at the base fixing busted up M4s all day for four years, I'd want to be in the **** .
#88 to #86 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
Also if you want some humor badges tell me.

I'll hook you up.
User avatar #89 to #88 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, let me get some pics of those.
User avatar #95 to #89 - maybehuman (12/05/2014) [-]
Also congrats on your quad colored text reward.
User avatar #94 to #89 - maybehuman (12/05/2014) [-]
OK well this means I'll have to put my camera on medium next time I go.
#92 to #89 - maybehuman (12/05/2014) [-]
OK this one is high quality. Let's see if it works.
User avatar #93 to #92 - maybehuman (12/05/2014) [-]
**** it don't work
#90 to #89 - maybehuman (12/05/2014) [-]
Test I hope it works
#87 to #86 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
Careful what you wish for !!!!
User avatar #58 - maybehuman (11/05/2014) [-]
Hello ^_^
User avatar #59 to #58 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
Hey there
#60 to #59 - maybehuman (11/05/2014) [-]
How are you today?
User avatar #61 to #60 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
Not great. The ex I still have feelings for spent all of 4th period talking about ******* her new boyfriend and her plans for this weekend, which revolve around them ******* some more. Last night she confessed that she still loves me and **** , but that's not gonna keep her from drinking and screwing to her heart's content.
User avatar #62 to #61 - maybehuman (11/06/2014) [-]
Dude you need to Distance yourself from her. Yes you still love her and it hurts, but the way she acts seems to be purposeful. She's probably keeping you close in case the new boyfriend doesn't work out.
Again it will hurt...for some time...but it must be done.
I'm here man if you need me.
User avatar #63 to #62 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
You're totally right man, but I love her, and I know she has feelings for me, she's just afraid I'm going to hurt her. I don't have a lot of offers, and I'd like to have a constant source of sex set up before I enlist. Even if I cut her out as efficiently as possible I still have a class with her, I sit within five feet of her, and I'll still see her in the halls, and I'll still see her new boyfriend every single day in my welding class, plus I'm her best friend, at least, that's what she sais, I'd feel bad just up and leaving, and I'd feel worse for that to hurt my chances of ******* her when her current relationship implodes.
User avatar #64 to #63 - maybehuman (11/07/2014) [-]
Well...I can't tell you what to do. I'm just giving you my observation. Its your life dude. Don't worry about sex you'll get plenty of it in the army. Lol
This is my view on relationships;
I don't think of the girl as my " other half"
Be a happy, emotionally grounded whole individual, then find a girl that's the same.
I don't make someone else responsible for my total happiness as a person and don't let anyone else saddle you with the same thing.
Being happy alone will let you get out of a relationship if it turns out to be very bad.
And always use a ******* condom even if she's on the pill.
User avatar #65 to #64 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're right. Maybe not about sex during my service, but you seem to have a good handle on that other stuff. I'll try to distance myself as much as I can, maybe once I find something to **** everything else will sort of fall into place.
User avatar #66 to #65 - maybehuman (11/07/2014) [-]
Lol. P.s. I have access to humor patches for the army
Creepy ass cracker
**** magnet
Bang one bang them all ( flash bang grenade in shadow )
If I tell you I have to kill you/ kill myself

If you want one I'll sent it over I'll get pics next week of the wall of patches.
User avatar #67 to #66 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
I'd like to see some pics but if I'm enlisting I'm either going Marine Corps or Air Force, not Army. Not that there's anything wrong with the army, it's just the Air Force will pay me for my brains and the Marines will put my brawn to better use.
User avatar #68 to #67 - maybehuman (11/07/2014) [-]
Army, air force, navy the patches are all jokes so its OK everywhere. As soon. As I get them I'll send you the pics.
So...other than the hart break, how are you, family?
User avatar #69 to #68 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
My 80 year old grandmother isn't going to see 81, it sucks, but she's cool with it. It's strangely calming how prepared she is for it, it's gonna be hard on my grandpa though, his mind's been going for years and I have no idea what's gonna happen to him or the property. I also just found out I'm not gonna fail economics this six-weeks, so all in all it could suck worse than it does.
#70 to #69 - maybehuman (11/07/2014) [-]
Feels. Sorry to hear that. Only one grandma left. Has ***** cousins " helping her" they take her med to trip and her car to go party. She lives 7 hours away. Was able to get them strait but still we worry. Dad got laid off because economy but found job today.
User avatar #71 to #70 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, my grandma is really out of the way so the family takes shifts keeping her company, she's got plenty of kids to cycle through, but we can't be there all the time. My dad got laid off back in 2008 when the market crashed, he found a job eventually and still has it, but it pays a fraction of what his mortgage work did, life's been a little rough since then, that's half the reason I'm enlisting, I can't let my parents help me with my student loans.
User avatar #72 to #71 - maybehuman (11/07/2014) [-]
Well got to go to the animals. Be back later.
User avatar #73 to #72 - slenderwolf ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
What kind of animals?
User avatar #74 to #73 - maybehuman (11/07/2014) [-]
Horse's, geese, chickens, one duck, a pig every 3 years, cats and dog.
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#56 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #33 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Love your Icon. You draw it yourself or get it commissioned?
User avatar #34 to #33 - slenderwolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Neither, I just borrowed a generic coyote that no one was using for a fursona.
User avatar #35 to #34 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
oh neat ^^ do you have steam?
User avatar #36 to #35 - slenderwolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Nope, sorry, this dusty old thing can hardly handle two separate windows at the same time, it's not much of a gaming rig.
User avatar #37 to #36 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
haha I have a 2004 dell tell me about it. but its enough to run Gmod, TF2 and such.
User avatar #38 to #37 - slenderwolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I've never really tried, and with school starting up again next week I doubt I'll have much free time on my hands anyway.
User avatar #39 to #38 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
school started up a week ago for me but hey I have mcjrotc to look forward to.
User avatar #40 to #39 - slenderwolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I know some guys in ROTC, you looking to enlist after graduation?
User avatar #41 to #40 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I plan on going active duty National gaurd but MCJROTC will get me in as an E2. I should be signing up soon if my recruiter ever calls back then I'll do Basic next summer brake and AIT after I graduate.
User avatar #42 to #41 - slenderwolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm planning to go into the marines in about a year. Come back after four years, go to college practically for free, with quite a bit of cash to sustain myself, it's not a bad way to start off your adult life.
User avatar #43 to #42 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Tell me about it. National guard will pay of 100%of my college including room and board and food and I come out of basic with rough 3grand in my pocket and after I get out of AIT another 3 grand. its a minimum 6 year contract though. not a big problem for me though I wouldn't mind getting shipped.
User avatar #44 to #43 - slenderwolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
The Marines have an eight year contract usually, but only four years are active duty, the other four is pretty laid back, you just have to show up for drills every once and a while and let them know if you move.
User avatar #45 to #44 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
all I have to do Is drill once a month and head up to the base for on week a year. and there's the the chance of getting deployed but they give you a one year warning before you ship. What are you trying to get your MOS?
User avatar #46 to #45 - slenderwolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I don't know, logistics probably, I rather not spend four years dodging lead in a desert, it's a means to and end, if I **** up the test and infantry is all I can do, that's fine by me, but I rather not be on the front lines, what about you?
User avatar #47 to #46 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm trying to get into 91F which is small arms repair which means anything that shoots and is not self propelled I would learn to fix. so anything for pistols to small artillery. I really like firearms and want to be a gunsmith as my civi job so I figure it will give me job experience. plus it means I would lay back at base and they just give me damaged firearms to fix. I like working with my hands so it sounds like a good deal to me.
User avatar #48 to #47 - slenderwolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh wow, that does sound like fun, I haven't really looked through all the MOS listings but that sounds like one to keep my eye on.
User avatar #49 to #48 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Got any Pistols/rifles of your own?
User avatar #50 to #49 - slenderwolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Two pistols, a Browning High-power and a Sterling Mark 2, neither of which are gonna be found in our military. I've also got a few shotguns, but I'll likely never see one if I pick that MOS, what about you?
User avatar #51 to #50 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
haha I don't have much but I'm working my way there. My first rifle I ever got was about 2 years ago. I have a wonderful 91-30 mosin nagant with all matching serials and a matching bayonet. and my uncle gave my an over under 22lr 20Gauge Savage arms survival rifle. and I'm working on getting a 30-30 lever action but I still have a way to save up the money for that.
User avatar #54 to #51 - slenderwolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess I could strip down the Browning, it'll at least be a good start until I can get my hands on a Glock or a Berretta
User avatar #55 to #54 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like a plan. My mom just won a brand new S&W SW9VE 9MM pistol for 6 bucks off of a bar tip board. but she plans on selling it which is bull.
User avatar #52 to #51 - slenderwolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Quite a collection, a friend of a friend has an AR-15 that I may be able to tinker with someday, i should at least have some idea of what the guts of a semi-auto rifle look like before signing up for that MOS
User avatar #53 to #52 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I occasionally get to mes with my sis's semi auto ruger 22. and my brother taught me how to field strip his 40 MP shield. its like a little pistol. but it shoots a 40.
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User avatar #18 - alphagex (02/02/2014) [-]
so how does the yiffing goes?
User avatar #17 - ubisoft (01/07/2014) [-]
I like your name.
User avatar #19 to #17 - slenderwolf ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Thank you, I enjoy your games.
It seems your comment was lost amongst the others hence the three weeks it took to reply.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ubisoft (02/03/2014) [-]
Three weeks. HAH. HAH.
User avatar #15 - enpootis (05/17/2013) [-]
Hello, i don't like you
User avatar #16 to #15 - slenderwolf ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Why? Sorry for the late response, finals and such.
User avatar #10 - roll (05/02/2013) [-]
ITS *roll picture* FFFFFFFFFFFF
User avatar #11 to #10 - slenderwolf ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - roll (05/02/2013) [-]
ur so silly
User avatar #13 to #12 - slenderwolf ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
This must happen to you a lot.
User avatar #14 to #13 - roll (05/02/2013) [-]
eh i dont mind it :3
#9 - triwolfos (04/04/2013) [-]
don't sniff or it takes you
don't sniff or it takes you
User avatar #6 - ariusbrightwing (04/01/2013) [-]
Slender wolf... Whut? :V
User avatar #7 to #6 - slenderwolf ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
It was spur of the moment, I am a furry and just played through slender for the first time that same day so....
User avatar #4 - kiratheunholy (03/11/2013) [-]
Interesting story on your page. Good luck with all that, I wish you luck with your life.
User avatar #3 - turretbuddy (02/08/2013) [-]
But the **** furry board isn't cancer.

I'd have to click it to ONLY see them, they wouldn't appear when I'm looking for lulz.
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