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I am a Texan born, raised, and housed. I am an amateur writer with manuscript I'm trying to publish before graduation. I like trap shooting on the weekends, and I binge game on the when I get the chance, so if anyone sees this my Gamer-tag is somewhere on this page so have at it. I am looking to join the USMC after high school. Oh yeah, and I'm a furry.

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#202 - Well that wasn't cute at all.  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on yall niggas stank. +1
#205 - cutenesseverypost (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry slenderwolf, I had to take a moment to put someone in their place.

Do you still love me?

Cute moth noises
#66 - Picture 17 hours ago on Bungholio lord of the harvest +1
#85 - Dead ****** storage  [+] (3 new replies) 17 hours ago on Damn nig +30
User avatar #108 - gentlemanofbacon (14 hours ago) [-]
What is the sound clip from? it's speaks to me?
User avatar #109 - bruinslover (14 hours ago) [-]
Pulp Fiction you uneducated swine with all due respect.
User avatar #110 - gentlemanofbacon (14 hours ago) [-]
No offense taken, I blame myself for not watching such a brilliant film.
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#45 - So much. 05/04/2015 on Oh dear +3
#44 - Eh, if you're into that sort of thing. Which I am 05/04/2015 on Oh dear 0
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#49 - strangesir (05/04/2015) [-]
Pls no.
#33 - RedJoker (05/04/2015) [-]
Pardon me for asking.
What is e621?
User avatar #47 - exotic (05/04/2015) [-]
furry porn
User avatar #34 - yourdj (05/04/2015) [-]
the A number 1 source for furry porn,
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User avatar #32 - greyswordsman (05/04/2015) [-]
i dont know what that is, but it sounds arousing
User avatar #44 - slenderwolf (05/04/2015) [-]
Eh, if you're into that sort of thing. Which I am
User avatar #27 - lieutenantderp (05/04/2015) [-]
wtf is wrong with you
User avatar #45 - slenderwolf (05/04/2015) [-]
So much.
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My thoughts exactly....
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User avatar #209 - murrlogic (04/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #208 - davidavidson (03/31/2015) [-]
Was about to call you a faggot. But then I saw your content rank.

I'm coming for you
#205 - cpawsome (03/18/2015) [-]
Love the comps
User avatar #206 to #205 - slenderwolf (03/19/2015) [-]
Thanks man, I aim to please.
User avatar #207 to #206 - cpawsome (03/19/2015) [-]
Funny, there's two #205 comments.
User avatar #207 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/29/2015) [-]
I hope you die you ******* disgusting furry.
User avatar #208 to #207 - slenderwolf (01/29/2015) [-]
What crawled up your ass?
User avatar #202 - wethepixelisgod (01/19/2015) [-]
Hey i have a question
User avatar #203 to #202 - slenderwolf (01/19/2015) [-]
Lay it on me.
User avatar #204 to #203 - wethepixelisgod (01/19/2015) [-]
So i play items and if you do not i was curious if you don't see any use for your fj points, i sure could use them.
they would help me out alot.
User avatar #205 to #204 - slenderwolf (01/19/2015) [-]
No thanks man, I think I'm gonna hold on to them.
User avatar #206 to #205 - wethepixelisgod (01/19/2015) [-]
Ok thank you
User avatar #159 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 01**
do my daemonic powers revive me
User avatar #201 to #159 - slenderwolf (01/18/2015) [-]
The bf wins the lottery and doesn't mind showering slenderwolf with cash.
User avatar #180 to #159 - slenderwolf (01/17/2015) [-]
Very well, you are a ghost. You cannot be seen, nor can you interact with the world, but certain people may be able to hear you.
User avatar #181 to #180 - konradkurze (01/18/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 06**
i attempt to contact a necromancer to revive me
User avatar #182 to #181 - slenderwolf (01/18/2015) [-]
The necromancer tells you to piss off.
User avatar #183 to #182 - konradkurze (01/18/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 03**
i lurk around the house of a human called slenderwolf and keep making him hear voices 24/7, depriving him of sleep
User avatar #185 to #183 - slenderwolf (01/18/2015) [-]
Slenderwolf takes advantage of the extra time awake and invites his bf over. Things get a little weird and you leave when the dragon dildos come out.
User avatar #186 to #185 - konradkurze (01/18/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 14**
i attempt to make slenders PC only ever play lesbian porn 24/7
User avatar #187 to #186 - slenderwolf (01/18/2015) [-]
You are successful but slenderwolf is oddly okay with this.
User avatar #188 to #187 - konradkurze (01/18/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 19**
plays nothing but 80 year old grandmother lesbian porn
User avatar #189 to #188 - slenderwolf (01/18/2015) [-]
You have found slenderwolf's one weakness. It becomes too much, driving him to the verge of madness, he throws the PC into the street.
User avatar #190 to #189 - konradkurze (01/18/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 03**
keeps making slender hear the voices of really old women having sex 24/7
User avatar #191 to #190 - slenderwolf (01/18/2015) [-]
After so much exposure this is added to slenderwolf's collection of fetishes.
User avatar #192 to #191 - konradkurze (01/18/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 11**
i control the bodies of two old dead woman to rise from their graves and hump on slenders front lawn
User avatar #193 to #192 - slenderwolf (01/18/2015) [-]
You take control of two skeletons, but they are six feet underground, in caskets, and lack the muscular structure to move.
User avatar #194 to #193 - konradkurze (01/18/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 05**
hmmm evil time

grabs a pencil and sketches a realistic nude of slenders mom on his bedroom wall
User avatar #195 to #194 - slenderwolf (01/18/2015) [-]
Slenderwolf frames it and uses it as a conversation piece.
User avatar #196 to #195 - konradkurze (01/18/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 09**
makes black blood ooze out of slenders walls
User avatar #197 to #196 - slenderwolf (01/18/2015) [-]
Slenderwolf uses it for lube
User avatar #198 to #197 - konradkurze (01/18/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 06**
puts superglue in slenders tube of KY
User avatar #199 to #198 - slenderwolf (01/18/2015) [-]
Slenderwolf gets stuck inside his bf and finally realizes his dream of knotting someone like a dog.
User avatar #200 to #199 - konradkurze (01/18/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 07**
deletes slenders bank account so he has to be a bum and sponge off his bf
User avatar #184 to #183 - konradkurze (01/18/2015) [-]
the absolute goddam **** is with these ******* rolls
User avatar #160 to #159 - slenderwolf (01/17/2015) [-]
You have failed your demonic master. He cast you down into the deepest, darkest, pit of the underworld that he can create, in which you are being ****** by dozens of goblins for eternity.
User avatar #161 to #160 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link

im okay with goblin sex
those little green girls are hot
User avatar #162 to #161 - slenderwolf (01/17/2015) [-]
Well then I guess it all worked out for you then.
User avatar #163 to #162 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
now if i was syrian assassin...id have 72 virgin goblins
User avatar #164 to #163 - slenderwolf (01/17/2015) [-]
I meant to imply that you'd be the one getting ****** , but idk, demons are crazy, no telling what your master would do with you.
User avatar #165 to #164 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 16**
can my daemonic soul possess the flesh of a living being and allow my return
User avatar #166 to #165 - slenderwolf (01/17/2015) [-]
Sure. You project your soul into the physical world and overwhelm the weak mind of the goblin who killed you. You have his set of sweet armor, your own mace, his sword, but being a goblin means your charisma drops to 0 unless you talk to other goblins.
User avatar #167 to #166 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 03**
can i now transfer my soul into other living bodies
User avatar #168 to #167 - slenderwolf (01/17/2015) [-]
The goblin regains control of his body for long enough to perform a self-lobotomy with his sword. You're dead again.
User avatar #169 to #168 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 18**
i shall try to possess the body of a troll
User avatar #170 to #169 - slenderwolf (01/17/2015) [-]
You possess the leader of a small band of trolls, with a fancy bridge and everything.
User avatar #171 to #170 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 05**
sends my trolls in to gangrape the goblin
User avatar #172 to #171 - slenderwolf (01/17/2015) [-]
This particular goblin is considered rather attractive to trolls and his kick ass battle scars give his rather ****** attempts at diplomacy some weight. He recruits your party to follow only him and he knows where you live.
User avatar #173 to #172 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 01**
i kill all the trolls as traitors and beat the goblin to death with the skull of a dead troll
User avatar #174 to #173 - slenderwolf (01/17/2015) [-]
Half the trolls pin you down while the other half have their way with you. The goblin amuses himself with smacking you in the face with his knobbly goblin cock, you die of hardcore troll sex and your demonic master confiscates your soul transferring powers because he's tired of you ******* up and giving him a bad rep all over the realm. You're super dead, son.
User avatar #175 to #174 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 06**
i call out to chaos cultists to summon my soul from the void
User avatar #176 to #175 - slenderwolf (01/17/2015) [-]
Your demon master strikes down the cultist and it super done with your **** .
User avatar #177 to #176 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 02**
i swear my soul to a new master in the hopes they return me to life
User avatar #178 to #177 - slenderwolf (01/17/2015) [-]
Your new master towers above you at fifty feet tall and wears you like a condom while ******* the abominations he likes to summon.
User avatar #179 to #178 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**konradkurze rolls 12**
i forsake my demon powers and return to earth as a simple ghost
User avatar #153 - shroomdozer (01/09/2015) [-]

You've been visited by the Nazi Illuminati, you're blessed with the white dank memes.

User avatar #154 to #153 - slenderwolf (01/09/2015) [-]
But I've posted like thirty things in the last twenty four hours.
User avatar #155 to #154 - shroomdozer (01/09/2015) [-]
Post more, more.

But don't overpost, Admin doesn't like overposting.
User avatar #156 to #155 - slenderwolf (01/09/2015) [-]
When does it become over posting?
User avatar #157 to #156 - shroomdozer (01/09/2015) [-]
Now look at your content folder / whatever, you know, the place where you stack everything.
Now post all of those without taking a break and name all of them with the same thing, like shadow rated did.
Admin banned him for a hour I think.
#140 - Ken M (01/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #141 to #140 - slenderwolf (01/06/2015) [-]
You're awful persistent.
#142 to #141 - Ken M (01/06/2015) [-]
Well duh it's a community why you go around deleting stuff. Even you must be able to have some self irony
User avatar #143 to #142 - slenderwolf (01/06/2015) [-]
Good point, fine, post what you like.
User avatar #144 to #143 - drooms (01/06/2015) [-]
Thanks. I don't have anything against you at all I just posted for fun like most people
Why did you go that defensive by the way? I'm just curious
User avatar #145 to #144 - slenderwolf (01/06/2015) [-]
Eh, it went almost a day without all that "Yiff in Hell, furfags" **** , kinda wanted to keep it that way, I didn't want to see it every time I went back to check the comments or whatever.
User avatar #146 to #145 - drooms (01/06/2015) [-]
Well if that's your wish then I'll stay away. It's just a bummer to have your comments deleted you know.
User avatar #147 to #146 - slenderwolf (01/06/2015) [-]
I've never gone out of my way to police the comments like that, I don't know what got into me.
User avatar #148 to #147 - drooms (01/06/2015) [-]
It's fine. It can't feel that great to be part of such a vulnerable group
Constant harrasment takes a toll on anyone
User avatar #149 to #148 - slenderwolf (01/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, thanks for being such a cool guy
#150 to #149 - drooms (01/06/2015) [-]
Same to you buddy
Same to you buddy
User avatar #137 - maybehuman (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas soldier.
User avatar #97 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Hey friend, so when you ship off?
User avatar #118 to #97 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
I'm spanking the monkey constantly whether I'm dating someone or not.
User avatar #119 to #118 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
3 times a day compared to 2-3 a week?
User avatar #120 to #119 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh I'm usually doing it twice a day at the very least, once to go to sleep and once just to feel alive, but if I get bored for like a second and I have any sort of privacy, I'm doing it again.
User avatar #121 to #120 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Lol, its sad, I like her parents her sister( not in that way you perv) she doesn't like public displays of affection, when I bug other employees (same department same age clear bugging not flirting ) she gets pissed at me while the other girls laugh.
User avatar #122 to #121 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
She sounds like a prude, but that's based on what little information I have. I've got a buddy, he's been dating this girl for almost a year, and for him you might as well count it as a decade. He is the cutest, sweetest little guy, like, if he wasn't straight I'd be all over him, and his girlfriend can be just as sweet but at the slightest provocation she goes off and mopes, refusing to talk to anyone, hiding in her hair, turning her nose up at him when he tries to apologize, he puts forth all the effort, and doesn't even get his dick sucked for all his trouble, I'm just saying words here, but if you see any correlation maybe she's just not the one for you.
User avatar #123 to #122 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Sight* a lot of correlation, but I'd be a dick.to .leave her now.
User avatar #124 to #123 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
I say wait until the holiday season is over. Make some sort of great romantic gesture to try and jump start this relationship, because by the sound of it she ain't gonna be the one to do it. Try your very best to fix this in the next couple of weeks, after all, there's no better time of the year to foster joy, if after all your efforts fail she is obviously not a girl worth any more of your precious time.
User avatar #125 to #124 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
will try. Thanks.
Anything you want to say? Add? change subject to?
User avatar #126 to #125 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
Um...bitches be crazy, date dudes instead?
#127 to #126 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Can't love me pussy, eat or **** it gets it up.
User avatar #128 to #127 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
I also prefer pussy, it's just all the stuff around the pussy is usually a turn off, except for the tits, those are pretty nice.
#129 to #128 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
^_^ so, are you a fits or ass man? for men... Dick or ass????
User avatar #130 to #129 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
On a woman, I gotta say tits, it sound juvenile, but they're just so much fun, licking and biting, or just using as pillows. On a man, probably cock, it takes a master bottom to keep an ass in a constant state of perfect hygiene,
User avatar #131 to #130 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Again the ******* thing didn't show your response. So I guess titi ******* is something you like?
User avatar #132 to #131 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
In theory yes, but my ex didn't have big enough boobs for it to work right.
User avatar #133 to #132 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Funny how that works, my gf has houdiny boobs. A handful with arms down, but if she puts her arms up. Pouf . boobs gone.
User avatar #134 to #133 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
Weird, my ex had fine boobs, but I could have gotten a better BJ from a cheese grater, and I was too big for her, so we could never actually have sex long enough for me to finish.
User avatar #135 to #134 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Wish I had your "problem" ( long dick not bad bj) anyway its one in the morning must sleep. Have a nice day/night.
User avatar #136 to #135 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #98 to #97 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
I have no idea, I graduate highschool in June, I don't think most recruiters will even look at me seriously without a diploma. I plan on taking the ASVAB as soon after graduation as possible.
User avatar #99 to #98 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
OK though you where going at end of December and wanted to say bye before you left.
Did you see the pic of the humor Badges I was talking about?
Also how are you?
User avatar #100 to #99 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I saw them, some of them were really good, and I'm doing alright, snagged me a boyfriend about three weeks ago, what about you? Anything new?
User avatar #101 to #100 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Got a vibrater for my gf, haven't got any in 2 months, did some personal Christmas shopping. An m14 and a .38 smith and Wesson revolver. Work was long. And my sister is going on vacation with her bf in Cuba...I'm envious as **** .

Oh, you got yourself a boy toy?
So what you like about him?
User avatar #102 to #101 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
He's an adorable little thing. Perky ass, thin, with just a handful of fluff on him, and light enough for me to toss around and manhandle however I like. My ex flipped the **** out when she heard, I guess she was counting on me as a backup when her current relationship crumbled, but it's fine now, her new bf might want to fight me on monday, but that shouldn't be a problem.
#103 to #102 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Her bf wants to finght you?
Her bf wants to finght you?
#104 to #103 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, her birthday was a few weeks ago and I wasn't going to do anything because we weren't on the best terms, but I figured since I'm going into the military and she supposedly has some sort of brain tumor one of us could very well be dead by her next birthday so I made her cupcakes and a steel anti possession charm from Supernatural, her favorite TV show. All he got her was a few flowers, so he thought I was moving in on his territory. He didn't dare say anything to my face at the time, but I heard he was mad enough to bend the steel a bit, ******* asshole, took me a week to make that **** . But oh well, I've been boxing a lot recently, I'd like to get in a fight with someone I can actually beat.
<Anti-possession charm
#105 to #104 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
*******		 nice man, whoop that s.o.b. ass back to Sunday school.    
Where did you meet your bf?
******* nice man, whoop that s.o.b. ass back to Sunday school.
Where did you meet your bf?
User avatar #106 to #105 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
He's not a bad guy, he was pretty nice before my first love hopped into bed with him, oh well, what happens happens, I met my bf in school, I'd known him vaguely for several years, but my ex dragged me to homecoming and I went in the hopes that I could have a slow dance with her, instead me and this guy started talking, we started dating a week later. I had known him forever, but I'm two years older so we never had the same classes.
#107 to #106 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Cute :3

I can't imagine the face she made when she saw you two together. Lol
But again, unless its something important try to keep away from her.
#108 to #107 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know, that would be best.
User avatar #109 to #108 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Lol nice reaction pic.
#110 to #109 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've got all sorts of stuff in my reaction folder, even some furry porn for some reason.
Yeah, I've got all sorts of stuff in my reaction folder, even some furry porn for some reason.
User avatar #111 to #110 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Weeeell I'm out of conversation ideas...
User avatar #112 to #111 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
Why haven't you gotten laid in two months? Something wrong?
User avatar #113 to #112 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Finals and term papers, work, snow, maybe the most important also relationship is getting tense. Not sure if I should dump her but don't want to be a douche and leave her before Christmas... Like were supposed to go to the next step but it hasn't clicked yet and well yeah.
User avatar #114 to #113 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
Aww, sorry to hear that. What next level are you talking about?
User avatar #115 to #114 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Why I didn't get your message I don't know but to answer. Probably moving in together.
User avatar #116 to #115 - slenderwolf (12/15/2014) [-]
IDK man, it'll probably buffer out, just give it some time, and if not oh well, not every relationship can last forever, you'll be happier with the next one.
#117 to #116 - maybehuman (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah three years down the drain. And we where each other's first. bummer. But as I said. Be responsible of your own happiness. So I've been spanking the monkey hard lately.
#75 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
In the land of the frozen thanksgiving was in October. Maybe I'll watch football sunday- not for the sport but to see the commercials and half game show.
User avatar #76 to #75 - slenderwolf (11/27/2014) [-]
The land of the frozen?
#78 to #77 - slenderwolf (11/27/2014) [-]
Ah, you said your sister wanted to pilot an Osprey and I thought American.
#79 to #78 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
Well we bild them here too, sorry for confusion.
#80 to #79 - slenderwolf (11/27/2014) [-]
It's no problem. What about you? Going into the reserves right?
#81 to #80 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
Corps man. When I finish school. Or sniper or ... I don't know. I'll.cross that bridge when I get there.
#82 to #81 - slenderwolf (11/27/2014) [-]
Very nice, I've got half a mind to join the Corps, but I think I'll try the Air Force first
#83 to #82 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
Yeah you said something along the lines of welding I believe.
#84 to #83 - slenderwolf (11/27/2014) [-]
Yep, and you said something about small arms repair?
#85 to #84 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
No?? Not me.
#86 to #85 - slenderwolf (11/27/2014) [-]
Oh, that's right, there was a wolf a few months ago I had this conversation with. Makes sense, I wouldn't want to sign on with the Marines just to stay at the base fixing busted up M4s all day for four years, I'd want to be in the **** .
#88 to #86 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
Also if you want some humor badges tell me.

I'll hook you up.
User avatar #89 to #88 - slenderwolf (11/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, let me get some pics of those.
User avatar #95 to #89 - maybehuman (12/05/2014) [-]
Also congrats on your quad colored text reward.
User avatar #94 to #89 - maybehuman (12/05/2014) [-]
OK well this means I'll have to put my camera on medium next time I go.
#92 to #89 - maybehuman (12/05/2014) [-]
OK this one is high quality. Let's see if it works.
User avatar #93 to #92 - maybehuman (12/05/2014) [-]
**** it don't work
#90 to #89 - maybehuman (12/05/2014) [-]
Test I hope it works
#87 to #86 - maybehuman (11/27/2014) [-]
Careful what you wish for !!!!
User avatar #58 - maybehuman (11/05/2014) [-]
Hello ^_^
User avatar #59 to #58 - slenderwolf (11/05/2014) [-]
Hey there
#60 to #59 - maybehuman (11/05/2014) [-]
How are you today?
User avatar #61 to #60 - slenderwolf (11/06/2014) [-]
Not great. The ex I still have feelings for spent all of 4th period talking about ******* her new boyfriend and her plans for this weekend, which revolve around them ******* some more. Last night she confessed that she still loves me and **** , but that's not gonna keep her from drinking and screwing to her heart's content.
User avatar #62 to #61 - maybehuman (11/06/2014) [-]
Dude you need to Distance yourself from her. Yes you still love her and it hurts, but the way she acts seems to be purposeful. She's probably keeping you close in case the new boyfriend doesn't work out.
Again it will hurt...for some time...but it must be done.
I'm here man if you need me.
User avatar #63 to #62 - slenderwolf (11/07/2014) [-]
You're totally right man, but I love her, and I know she has feelings for me, she's just afraid I'm going to hurt her. I don't have a lot of offers, and I'd like to have a constant source of sex set up before I enlist. Even if I cut her out as efficiently as possible I still have a class with her, I sit within five feet of her, and I'll still see her in the halls, and I'll still see her new boyfriend every single day in my welding class, plus I'm her best friend, at least, that's what she sais, I'd feel bad just up and leaving, and I'd feel worse for that to hurt my chances of ******* her when her current relationship implodes.
User avatar #64 to #63 - maybehuman (11/07/2014) [-]
Well...I can't tell you what to do. I'm just giving you my observation. Its your life dude. Don't worry about sex you'll get plenty of it in the army. Lol
This is my view on relationships;
I don't think of the girl as my " other half"
Be a happy, emotionally grounded whole individual, then find a girl that's the same.
I don't make someone else responsible for my total happiness as a person and don't let anyone else saddle you with the same thing.
Being happy alone will let you get out of a relationship if it turns out to be very bad.
And always use a ******* condom even if she's on the pill.
User avatar #65 to #64 - slenderwolf (11/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're right. Maybe not about sex during my service, but you seem to have a good handle on that other stuff. I'll try to distance myself as much as I can, maybe once I find something to **** everything else will sort of fall into place.
User avatar #66 to #65 - maybehuman (11/07/2014) [-]
Lol. P.s. I have access to humor patches for the army
Creepy ass cracker
**** magnet
Bang one bang them all ( flash bang grenade in shadow )
If I tell you I have to kill you/ kill myself

If you want one I'll sent it over I'll get pics next week of the wall of patches.
User avatar #67 to #66 - slenderwolf (11/07/2014) [-]
I'd like to see some pics but if I'm enlisting I'm either going Marine Corps or Air Force, not Army. Not that there's anything wrong with the army, it's just the Air Force will pay me for my brains and the Marines will put my brawn to better use.
User avatar #68 to #67 - maybehuman (11/07/2014) [-]
Army, air force, navy the patches are all jokes so its OK everywhere. As soon. As I get them I'll send you the pics.
So...other than the hart break, how are you, family?
User avatar #69 to #68 - slenderwolf (11/07/2014) [-]
My 80 year old grandmother isn't going to see 81, it sucks, but she's cool with it. It's strangely calming how prepared she is for it, it's gonna be hard on my grandpa though, his mind's been going for years and I have no idea what's gonna happen to him or the property. I also just found out I'm not gonna fail economics this six-weeks, so all in all it could suck worse than it does.
#70 to #69 - maybehuman (11/07/2014) [-]
Feels. Sorry to hear that. Only one grandma left. Has ***** cousins " helping her" they take her med to trip and her car to go party. She lives 7 hours away. Was able to get them strait but still we worry. Dad got laid off because economy but found job today.
User avatar #71 to #70 - slenderwolf (11/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, my grandma is really out of the way so the family takes shifts keeping her company, she's got plenty of kids to cycle through, but we can't be there all the time. My dad got laid off back in 2008 when the market crashed, he found a job eventually and still has it, but it pays a fraction of what his mortgage work did, life's been a little rough since then, that's half the reason I'm enlisting, I can't let my parents help me with my student loans.
User avatar #72 to #71 - maybehuman (11/07/2014) [-]
Well got to go to the animals. Be back later.
User avatar #73 to #72 - slenderwolf (11/07/2014) [-]
What kind of animals?
User avatar #74 to #73 - maybehuman (11/07/2014) [-]
Horse's, geese, chickens, one duck, a pig every 3 years, cats and dog.
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#56 - Ken M (08/26/2014) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #33 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Love your Icon. You draw it yourself or get it commissioned?
User avatar #34 to #33 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Neither, I just borrowed a generic coyote that no one was using for a fursona.
User avatar #35 to #34 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
oh neat ^^ do you have steam?
User avatar #36 to #35 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Nope, sorry, this dusty old thing can hardly handle two separate windows at the same time, it's not much of a gaming rig.
User avatar #37 to #36 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
haha I have a 2004 dell tell me about it. but its enough to run Gmod, TF2 and such.
User avatar #38 to #37 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I've never really tried, and with school starting up again next week I doubt I'll have much free time on my hands anyway.
User avatar #39 to #38 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
school started up a week ago for me but hey I have mcjrotc to look forward to.
User avatar #40 to #39 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I know some guys in ROTC, you looking to enlist after graduation?
User avatar #41 to #40 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I plan on going active duty National gaurd but MCJROTC will get me in as an E2. I should be signing up soon if my recruiter ever calls back then I'll do Basic next summer brake and AIT after I graduate.
User avatar #42 to #41 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm planning to go into the marines in about a year. Come back after four years, go to college practically for free, with quite a bit of cash to sustain myself, it's not a bad way to start off your adult life.
User avatar #43 to #42 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Tell me about it. National guard will pay of 100%of my college including room and board and food and I come out of basic with rough 3grand in my pocket and after I get out of AIT another 3 grand. its a minimum 6 year contract though. not a big problem for me though I wouldn't mind getting shipped.
User avatar #44 to #43 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
The Marines have an eight year contract usually, but only four years are active duty, the other four is pretty laid back, you just have to show up for drills every once and a while and let them know if you move.
User avatar #45 to #44 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
all I have to do Is drill once a month and head up to the base for on week a year. and there's the the chance of getting deployed but they give you a one year warning before you ship. What are you trying to get your MOS?
User avatar #46 to #45 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I don't know, logistics probably, I rather not spend four years dodging lead in a desert, it's a means to and end, if I **** up the test and infantry is all I can do, that's fine by me, but I rather not be on the front lines, what about you?
User avatar #47 to #46 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm trying to get into 91F which is small arms repair which means anything that shoots and is not self propelled I would learn to fix. so anything for pistols to small artillery. I really like firearms and want to be a gunsmith as my civi job so I figure it will give me job experience. plus it means I would lay back at base and they just give me damaged firearms to fix. I like working with my hands so it sounds like a good deal to me.
User avatar #48 to #47 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh wow, that does sound like fun, I haven't really looked through all the MOS listings but that sounds like one to keep my eye on.
User avatar #49 to #48 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Got any Pistols/rifles of your own?
User avatar #50 to #49 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Two pistols, a Browning High-power and a Sterling Mark 2, neither of which are gonna be found in our military. I've also got a few shotguns, but I'll likely never see one if I pick that MOS, what about you?
User avatar #51 to #50 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
haha I don't have much but I'm working my way there. My first rifle I ever got was about 2 years ago. I have a wonderful 91-30 mosin nagant with all matching serials and a matching bayonet. and my uncle gave my an over under 22lr 20Gauge Savage arms survival rifle. and I'm working on getting a 30-30 lever action but I still have a way to save up the money for that.
User avatar #54 to #51 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess I could strip down the Browning, it'll at least be a good start until I can get my hands on a Glock or a Berretta
User avatar #55 to #54 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like a plan. My mom just won a brand new S&W SW9VE 9MM pistol for 6 bucks off of a bar tip board. but she plans on selling it which is bull.
User avatar #52 to #51 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Quite a collection, a friend of a friend has an AR-15 that I may be able to tinker with someday, i should at least have some idea of what the guts of a semi-auto rifle look like before signing up for that MOS
User avatar #53 to #52 - xylerthewolf (08/18/2014) [-]
I occasionally get to mes with my sis's semi auto ruger 22. and my brother taught me how to field strip his 40 MP shield. its like a little pistol. but it shoots a 40.
#32 - PolarFroster (07/20/2014) [-]
**PolarFroster rolled image**
User avatar #18 - alphagex (02/02/2014) [-]
so how does the yiffing goes?
User avatar #17 - ubisoft (01/07/2014) [-]
I like your name.
User avatar #19 to #17 - slenderwolf (02/03/2014) [-]
Thank you, I enjoy your games.
It seems your comment was lost amongst the others hence the three weeks it took to reply.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ubisoft (02/03/2014) [-]
Three weeks. HAH. HAH.
User avatar #15 - enpootis (05/17/2013) [-]
Hello, i don't like you
User avatar #16 to #15 - slenderwolf (05/20/2013) [-]
Why? Sorry for the late response, finals and such.
User avatar #10 - roll (05/02/2013) [-]
ITS *roll picture* FFFFFFFFFFFF
User avatar #11 to #10 - slenderwolf (05/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - roll (05/02/2013) [-]
ur so silly
User avatar #13 to #12 - slenderwolf (05/02/2013) [-]
This must happen to you a lot.
User avatar #14 to #13 - roll (05/02/2013) [-]
eh i dont mind it :3
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