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slendermanspenis

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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/29/2012
Last Login:7/28/2016
Location:London
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#211423 - Thank you, it means a lot you took the time to respond. I'd to… 04/15/2016 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#211385 - I don't know if anyone can help me, in all honesty I didn't th…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#211419 - minutes (04/15/2016) [-]
This is all a matter of will power.

You said it yourself, you need to improve yourself. So what can you do? Apply literally everywhere. Even if they are not hiring, just go into some stores and ask the managers if you could do some work there. What the guy below me said is good as well. Next thing, you want to get out more and make a few friends right? You don't really need money for that. There are a ton of activities, festivals and partys you can attend for free. Stop wasting your free time with doing nothing. There is seriously always something to do. You could start working out, going running or whatever. It is scientifically proven that doing sports makes you happier your brain releases dopamin whenever you do something physically challenging/exhausting like running a mile You could read some books, learn new skills, learn a new language or how to draw, whatever interests you. There are tutorials and other kinds of help everywhere on the internet also for free. I'd recommend self help books as well. Sounds stupid, but some of them might actually work for you. Once you have a bit money, you should definitly get into some sort of club, that's the best way to get to know more people. Talk to a lot of random humans you meet anywhere etc.
Good luck
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#211423 - slendermanspenis (04/15/2016) [-]
Thank you, it means a lot you took the time to respond. I'd totally go out and attend festivals, clubs etc but there isn't any of that where I live, literally. On the other hand I do draw and I also use my time with FX makeup but because I've been doing them for so long (and don't get me wrong they're both great) I wanted to do something new y'know? I read every night and my boyfriend has introduced me with a few books which are great. Currently I'm teaching myself tarot reading and have a few books based on that aswell. But yes I don't get out much and where all the good stuff (main attractions) is up in the city which takes me a couple of hours to get to and also need the money for that travel. Again I have been working on myself so baby steps at a time right? I could take up working out again as it gave me such a confidence boost.

I think I might just have insecurities that wont die down. Right now since this morning I've been training myself to think about the positives more than the negatives. Also I'm sure you and the guy below would be pleased to know I did print off a handful of CV's and went around asking for jobs again, mainly focusing on waiting or front of house. I know I'll be okay and it isn't a walk in the park but when I have my days its terrible and frankly I do get scared.

Once again, thank you.
#211392 - maxsexington (04/14/2016) [-]
Hm about ur job problem, here are some tips from my experience.

>With your resume, you're going to need to put some work experience on there. Which is a catch 22. How to side step that problem is by doing volunteer work around your area. Basicly slave labour but you'd only be there for the experience to put on your resume. If you have Microsoft Word use the template for a resume or simply copy a 2016 update of a resume on google images.

>Practice interviews. Have a family member be an interviewer and ask you interviewer questions. Have them pretend to be representing a shop in ur town u would like to work for.
www.monster.com/career-advice/article/100-potential-interview-questions

>No Gaps in your resume. Always check community centers or education centers to see if they have week long courses going. Applying for a occupational first aid course will be like a feather in your cap. Keep building on education and work experience. The resume is your selling point.

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#81213 - ScottP (02/02/2016) [-]
Venom looks like he's singing
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#81217 - slendermanspenis (02/02/2016) [-]
and his fantastic at it too
#81208 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2016 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +2
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#81215 - trisketthebiskit (02/02/2016) [-]
neat
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#81213 - ScottP (02/02/2016) [-]
Venom looks like he's singing
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#81217 - slendermanspenis (02/02/2016) [-]
and his fantastic at it too
#81207 - I've been away due to college but this is some of the work I'v…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2016 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +3
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#81215 - trisketthebiskit (02/02/2016) [-]
neat
#81209 - slendermanspenis (02/02/2016) [-]
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#81213 - ScottP (02/02/2016) [-]
Venom looks like he's singing
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#81217 - slendermanspenis (02/02/2016) [-]
and his fantastic at it too
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