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#22 - >said "mfw" >no picture League w…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Edgy teen +172
User avatar #54 - shinku (08/19/2014) [-]
>mfw was originally used without a picture,beacause you were supposed to use your imagination. I think tumblr started adding the pictures but im not sure.
#40 - gotnoface (08/19/2014) [-]
MFW i see retards with no face
User avatar #27 - arrogant (08/19/2014) [-]
mfw no face
User avatar #35 - cocopopsonfire (08/19/2014) [-]
mfw mfw no face
#39 - harrywarden (08/19/2014) [-]
MFW i have a face
#46 - mahusername (08/19/2014) [-]
But still no god damn face!
#61 - kladkake (08/19/2014) [-]
MFW i dont have a face
#19 - I feel like it would have been a smarter idea to just let it f…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Lumberjack Wizardry -2
#21 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
We don't know what is off to the right
#33 - thedeadpidgeon (08/19/2014) [-]
Actually, judging by the pole, wires.
#78 - I think we can all agree on these three simple statements: … 08/18/2014 on Look at this cute fucker :) 0
#82 - someone should post that gif of the frowning infant 08/17/2014 on When you greenthumb a -10... +1
#198 - the greataxe is even better than the greatsword, i just have n… 08/15/2014 on Dark Souls 60fps 0
#196 - unfortunately i play on ps3 so I cant add you a very …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Dark Souls 60fps +1
User avatar #197 - cfeuer (08/12/2014) [-]
thanks for the tips. my caster has a blackknight sword(not great sword). got it from the first black knight i killed before the taurus demon.

my warrior finally got his from the catacombs, but it was the greataxe.
#198 - slenderchild (08/15/2014) [-]
the greataxe is even better than the greatsword, i just have never gotten it before
#190 - on the other hand, say an enemy has high physical defense, but…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Dark Souls 60fps +1
User avatar #195 - cfeuer (08/11/2014) [-]
thanks. i play it for the PC(steam sale, woo). xbl name is C Feuer1(mind the space).

feel bad i have 46 int on my caster, and 48 str on my barbarian i decided to try out(still not as far as my sorcerer, but melee was interesting, andi initially want to use that dragon king axe that takes 50, but im realising how sloooooooooooooooooooooow the weapons are. im using a lightning giant hammer.)
#196 - slenderchild (08/12/2014) [-]
unfortunately i play on ps3 so I cant add you

a very good tip for strength requirements (it ONLY works with the strength stat though) is that when you 2 hand a weapon, your strength stat gets multiplied by 1.5, meaning you only need 33 strength to use the dragon king greataxe (which is an amazing weapon if used right)

If you want melee (which i find is way more fun than casting), but dont like the slow swing speeds, try a dex build... the weapons break faster and dont go through armor as well (which is why i typically do dex/int with buffs), but are way faster and let you get into some pretty fun fights.. if you want to try this, my favorite weapons are: Falchion for early game (you can literally get it as soon as you get to firelink), the Iaito (any katana, really, but this is my favorite.. I have also managed to get this right off the bat, but it's extremely difficult and there are no guides to get to it from firelink), any halberd (gargoyles is my favorite with the normal scythe as my second), or Velka's Rapier (can't use buffs on this because it already has magic damage, but has amazing scaling in dex and int)
my favorite weapon in the game is the Black Knight Greatsword if you like your str build, Velkas rapier is a close second because of the awesome moveset, speed, and damage if you stack intelligence
User avatar #197 - cfeuer (08/12/2014) [-]
thanks for the tips. my caster has a blackknight sword(not great sword). got it from the first black knight i killed before the taurus demon.

my warrior finally got his from the catacombs, but it was the greataxe.
#198 - slenderchild (08/15/2014) [-]
the greataxe is even better than the greatsword, i just have never gotten it before
#189 - those items are for a build called "giantdad" who us…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Dark Souls 60fps +1
#190 - slenderchild (08/11/2014) [-]
on the other hand, say an enemy has high physical defense, but low lightning defense (which is extremely common, keep in mind), the lightning weapon will do more damage than the raw weapon because of the split damage.. I typically go with lightning upgrade path over raw, if that helps you make your decision at all
now on to occult vs devine: these are faith upgrade paths, meaning they will add faith scaling to the weapon along with magic damage... you HAVE to get a devine weapon +5 before you can turn it into occult... the difference is that devine will have a higher base damage, but lower scaling while an occult weapon will have lower base damage with higher scaling, meaning that at a low level, devine is more powerful, but as you level your faith up to 40 (which is typically the highest you should ever level a stat to), occult will become more powerful because of the higher scaling

i hope that this extremely long comment made sense and helped you
feel free to add me as a friend and ask me any questions about the souls games, i love growing the souls community, and im sure to have a good answer for you (I have beaten all three games, extremely fun)
User avatar #195 - cfeuer (08/11/2014) [-]
thanks. i play it for the PC(steam sale, woo). xbl name is C Feuer1(mind the space).

feel bad i have 46 int on my caster, and 48 str on my barbarian i decided to try out(still not as far as my sorcerer, but melee was interesting, andi initially want to use that dragon king axe that takes 50, but im realising how sloooooooooooooooooooooow the weapons are. im using a lightning giant hammer.)
#196 - slenderchild (08/12/2014) [-]
unfortunately i play on ps3 so I cant add you

a very good tip for strength requirements (it ONLY works with the strength stat though) is that when you 2 hand a weapon, your strength stat gets multiplied by 1.5, meaning you only need 33 strength to use the dragon king greataxe (which is an amazing weapon if used right)

If you want melee (which i find is way more fun than casting), but dont like the slow swing speeds, try a dex build... the weapons break faster and dont go through armor as well (which is why i typically do dex/int with buffs), but are way faster and let you get into some pretty fun fights.. if you want to try this, my favorite weapons are: Falchion for early game (you can literally get it as soon as you get to firelink), the Iaito (any katana, really, but this is my favorite.. I have also managed to get this right off the bat, but it's extremely difficult and there are no guides to get to it from firelink), any halberd (gargoyles is my favorite with the normal scythe as my second), or Velka's Rapier (can't use buffs on this because it already has magic damage, but has amazing scaling in dex and int)
my favorite weapon in the game is the Black Knight Greatsword if you like your str build, Velkas rapier is a close second because of the awesome moveset, speed, and damage if you stack intelligence
User avatar #197 - cfeuer (08/12/2014) [-]
thanks for the tips. my caster has a blackknight sword(not great sword). got it from the first black knight i killed before the taurus demon.

my warrior finally got his from the catacombs, but it was the greataxe.
#198 - slenderchild (08/15/2014) [-]
the greataxe is even better than the greatsword, i just have never gotten it before
#90 - >Giants armor >no grass crest shield >no chao…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Dark Souls 60fps +10
User avatar #137 - cfeuer (08/11/2014) [-]
im still on first playthrough. i know what those items are. i dont know why they are great, idk why 16 str matters, idk what chaos power does.

why is enchanted better than magic? or is it?
why is chaos better than fire? is it?
lighting better than raw?
occult over divine?(which i saw made skeletons stay dead while just seeing if it would do more damage or not, helped a lot with nito. kinda too much..)
#189 - slenderchild (08/11/2014) [-]
those items are for a build called "giantdad" who uses a choas zweihander with bare minimum requirements (16 strength) and stacks health and stamina so they can wear extremely heavy armor and still fast roll... literally the douchiest but most loved and hated build ever.. chaos is an upgrade path for weapons, it is the most damaging as far as fire damage goes, because it scales with your humanity rating
technically, nothing is "better" than anything else, because it is all preference.. for example, say im using a dex/int build (which means i level up dexterity and intelligence, and use weapons that scale good with those stats) and lets say im using the uchigatana (very good dex scaling)... I could either go the standard upgrade path, and apply magic buffs to my sword that last for a limited time (lots of damage and armor penetration but only for a limited time), or I could go down the magic upgrade path, which adds permanent magic damage and scaling, but lowers the physical damage and dex scaling ( pretty good damage and armor penetration, but you dont have to worry about your buff running out)
to answer your other questions: chaos is a more damaging version of fire, because it scales with humanity, but it is also more risky than fire damage because you could lose your humanity at any time by dying
Lightning and raw are both good if you want to focus more on leveling health and endurance, instead of weapon stats, because it removes or lowers the scaling but raises the base damage (fire and chaos also do this).. raw will only do physical damage, while lightning will do physical AND lightning damage.. unfortunately, since the lightning upgrade path does 2 different damage types (known as split damage), it's damage is reduced by the enemies physical defense AND lightning defense.. basically, if you have a raw weapon and a lightning weapon that both say they will do 200 damage, the raw will most likely be more powerful.. CONTINUED
#190 - slenderchild (08/11/2014) [-]
on the other hand, say an enemy has high physical defense, but low lightning defense (which is extremely common, keep in mind), the lightning weapon will do more damage than the raw weapon because of the split damage.. I typically go with lightning upgrade path over raw, if that helps you make your decision at all
now on to occult vs devine: these are faith upgrade paths, meaning they will add faith scaling to the weapon along with magic damage... you HAVE to get a devine weapon +5 before you can turn it into occult... the difference is that devine will have a higher base damage, but lower scaling while an occult weapon will have lower base damage with higher scaling, meaning that at a low level, devine is more powerful, but as you level your faith up to 40 (which is typically the highest you should ever level a stat to), occult will become more powerful because of the higher scaling

i hope that this extremely long comment made sense and helped you
feel free to add me as a friend and ask me any questions about the souls games, i love growing the souls community, and im sure to have a good answer for you (I have beaten all three games, extremely fun)
User avatar #195 - cfeuer (08/11/2014) [-]
thanks. i play it for the PC(steam sale, woo). xbl name is C Feuer1(mind the space).

feel bad i have 46 int on my caster, and 48 str on my barbarian i decided to try out(still not as far as my sorcerer, but melee was interesting, andi initially want to use that dragon king axe that takes 50, but im realising how sloooooooooooooooooooooow the weapons are. im using a lightning giant hammer.)
#196 - slenderchild (08/12/2014) [-]
unfortunately i play on ps3 so I cant add you

a very good tip for strength requirements (it ONLY works with the strength stat though) is that when you 2 hand a weapon, your strength stat gets multiplied by 1.5, meaning you only need 33 strength to use the dragon king greataxe (which is an amazing weapon if used right)

If you want melee (which i find is way more fun than casting), but dont like the slow swing speeds, try a dex build... the weapons break faster and dont go through armor as well (which is why i typically do dex/int with buffs), but are way faster and let you get into some pretty fun fights.. if you want to try this, my favorite weapons are: Falchion for early game (you can literally get it as soon as you get to firelink), the Iaito (any katana, really, but this is my favorite.. I have also managed to get this right off the bat, but it's extremely difficult and there are no guides to get to it from firelink), any halberd (gargoyles is my favorite with the normal scythe as my second), or Velka's Rapier (can't use buffs on this because it already has magic damage, but has amazing scaling in dex and int)
my favorite weapon in the game is the Black Knight Greatsword if you like your str build, Velkas rapier is a close second because of the awesome moveset, speed, and damage if you stack intelligence
User avatar #197 - cfeuer (08/12/2014) [-]
thanks for the tips. my caster has a blackknight sword(not great sword). got it from the first black knight i killed before the taurus demon.

my warrior finally got his from the catacombs, but it was the greataxe.
#198 - slenderchild (08/15/2014) [-]
the greataxe is even better than the greatsword, i just have never gotten it before
#89 - I agree with you though 08/10/2014 on Dark Souls 60fps +3
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