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- where ya goin with that gun in yo hand?
- i dont know about you guys but i tell some pretty interesting …
tables have turned
- i would absolutely hate to be neighbors with the kind of perso…
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There's arguments for both sides. I'm not the sort to judge someone for smoking weed, but if I find you're making it where my apartment smells like a poorly hidden horticulture experiment, and you don't respond to requests of "please stop making my apartment smell like a poorly hidden horticulture experiment" with nothing more than smartass remarks of "I seem stressed", there may or may not be an anonymous tip to the cops on your address. No one likes a stuffy neighbour, but the same goes for intrusive neighbours.
I fucking hate smoking and I still feel you bruh.
- tfw my sleep specialist gave up on curing my insomnia 2 years ago
Well this is depressing....
- muh triggers
Did someone say fat shaming...
- thank you kind sir.. that looks incredibly painful i might add
Getting gas in Detroit
- i live in wisconsin and what is a whataburger
Imagine the thinnest hamburger patty spread across a large bun, but then doused with a gallon of ketchup, mustard, pickles, and lettuce with a side of fries that taste like cardboard. That's whattaburger, because you're like, what? where the fuck's the burger?
Its a fast food chain, notorious for very large burgers. last time I was in Texas though, I got one and it seemed like they got A LOT smaller than when I was a kid. Also theyre mostly in Texas. Im not sure if they have Whataburgers anywhere else, but I do know they started out in Texas.
- can i ask what the original gif is showing? i cant imagine why…
Getting gas in Detroit
Its not in his mouth it just looks that way. He has his cheek on the butt to see through the sights, As Madzombiie said its a mounted machine gun.
Its on a bi-pod, not mounted
You wanna go mate?
You sure you want to cheeki breeki with me?
I got my squad now ur fukken dun kiddo
>planets of porkmeat are of arrive
>glorious Kalash rifles pour lead in to wall of american
>Alas, 7.63x39 is not enough to be of stopping whales
>It's too late Sergei, it was always too late
BE OF USE THE VINTOVKA MOSIN
SUPERIOR 54MM BULLET PIERCE TREE EASY
AMERICAN FAT OF NO CHALLENGE
IF BULLET FAIL, AFFIX BAYONET AND LEAD THE CHARGE
We feast on your puny Kalash army, tastes like cosmoline and communism. Needs more Freedomium and oil
militaryexplain could probably explain why better
Explain why what?
Why he rests his cheek on the butt of the gun
to be honest i feel really dumb because i do shoot and putting your cheek on the butt is just how you see through the sight -_-
Don't feel dumb. When I target shoot, i use a No. 8 Lee Enfield and that has a lowered butt to account to hown high / low the sight is adjusted. So for long range my cheak is a bit high, and not burried. how ever in this scene from blackhawk down we see what should be somone shooting what should be 7.62 round, from am absolute pig of a gun, on full auto. At this point he's not so much about hitting targets, as about suppression of targets. to this he need to keep shooting, so to stop the butt slipping off his shoulder and puching him in the gob his aplies pressure with his face while target finding, and also can be seen holding the M60 down with his hand too
mounted machine gun, you can see the tri pod. idk why it was in his mouth though
thank you kind sir.. that looks incredibly painful i might add
- I can only imagine what the guy who saved 3 lives has been thr…
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