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slenderchild

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Date Signed Up:9/25/2012
Last Login:4/28/2015
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#25 - i would absolutely hate to be neighbors with the kind of perso…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Funny Dump 3 0
User avatar #57 - lolollo (04/23/2015) [-]
There's arguments for both sides. I'm not the sort to judge someone for smoking weed, but if I find you're making it where my apartment smells like a poorly hidden horticulture experiment, and you don't respond to requests of "please stop making my apartment smell like a poorly hidden horticulture experiment" with nothing more than smartass remarks of "I seem stressed", there may or may not be an anonymous tip to the cops on your address. No one likes a stuffy neighbour, but the same goes for intrusive neighbours.
User avatar #46 - assrocket (04/23/2015) [-]
I fucking hate smoking and I still feel you bruh.
#6 - tfw my sleep specialist gave up on curing my insomnia 2 years ago 04/13/2015 on Well this is depressing.... 0
#88 - muh triggers 04/11/2015 on Did someone say fat shaming... 0
#231 - admin 04/02/2015 on Rename anonymous 0
#40 - thank you kind sir.. that looks incredibly painful i might add 03/30/2015 on Getting gas in Detroit 0
#21 - i live in wisconsin and what is a whataburger  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on last fry 0
#28 - malifauxdeux (03/30/2015) [-]
Imagine the thinnest hamburger patty spread across a large bun, but then doused with a gallon of ketchup, mustard, pickles, and lettuce with a side of fries that taste like cardboard. That's whattaburger, because you're like, what? where the fuck's the burger?
#25 - deadfed (03/30/2015) [-]
Its a fast food chain, notorious for very large burgers. last time I was in Texas though, I got one and it seemed like they got A LOT smaller than when I was a kid. Also theyre mostly in Texas. Im not sure if they have Whataburgers anywhere else, but I do know they started out in Texas.
#32 - can i ask what the original gif is showing? i cant imagine why…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Getting gas in Detroit 0
User avatar #43 - cowandchicken (03/30/2015) [-]
Its not in his mouth it just looks that way. He has his cheek on the butt to see through the sights, As Madzombiie said its a mounted machine gun.
User avatar #47 - marlton (03/30/2015) [-]
Its on a bi-pod, not mounted
User avatar #48 - cowandchicken (03/30/2015) [-]
You wanna go mate?
#51 - marlton (03/30/2015) [-]
You sure you want to cheeki breeki with me?
#52 - cowandchicken (03/30/2015) [-]
I got my squad now ur fukken dun kiddo
#54 - marlton (03/30/2015) [-]
>planets of porkmeat are of arrive
>glorious Kalash rifles pour lead in to wall of american
>Alas, 7.63x39 is not enough to be of stopping whales
>It's too late Sergei, it was always too late
#56 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2015) [-]
BE OF USE THE VINTOVKA MOSIN

SUPERIOR 54MM BULLET PIERCE TREE EASY

AMERICAN FAT OF NO CHALLENGE

IF BULLET FAIL, AFFIX BAYONET AND LEAD THE CHARGE
#55 - cowandchicken (03/30/2015) [-]
We feast on your puny Kalash army, tastes like cosmoline and communism. Needs more Freedomium and oil
User avatar #45 - cowandchicken (03/30/2015) [-]
militaryexplain could probably explain why better
User avatar #107 - militaryexplain (04/01/2015) [-]
Explain why what?
User avatar #108 - cowandchicken (04/01/2015) [-]
Why he rests his cheek on the butt of the gun to be honest i feel really dumb because i do shoot and putting your cheek on the butt is just how you see through the sight -_-
User avatar #109 - militaryexplain (04/02/2015) [-]
Don't feel dumb. When I target shoot, i use a No. 8 Lee Enfield and that has a lowered butt to account to hown high / low the sight is adjusted. So for long range my cheak is a bit high, and not burried. how ever in this scene from blackhawk down we see what should be somone shooting what should be 7.62 round, from am absolute pig of a gun, on full auto. At this point he's not so much about hitting targets, as about suppression of targets. to this he need to keep shooting, so to stop the butt slipping off his shoulder and puching him in the gob his aplies pressure with his face while target finding, and also can be seen holding the M60 down with his hand too
User avatar #110 - cowandchicken (04/02/2015) [-]
Thank mrMiliEx
User avatar #39 - madzombiie (03/30/2015) [-]
mounted machine gun, you can see the tri pod. idk why it was in his mouth though
#40 - slenderchild (03/30/2015) [-]
thank you kind sir.. that looks incredibly painful i might add
#204 - I can only imagine what the guy who saved 3 lives has been thr… 02/19/2015 on Homeless people's stories 0
#13 - the smoke and explosion look so beyond fake but the **** … 01/30/2015 on Blowing shit up 0
#122 - Its all good dude I just do lots of drugs.. I was mostly just … 01/30/2015 on This is sad but so true... 0
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#1 - fefe (05/07/2013) [-]
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