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slendercam

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/13/2012
Location:Virginia
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Times Content Favorited:371 times
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I only watch it every now and then, but seems like a lot of episodes he is shitting on africans and blacks in the US.
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they mainly talk about the minorities and women. They even went so far as to go full SJW when they talked about that male soccer players earn more than female soccer players.
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#26 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
You are gonna get so many messages from 12 year olds that want to marry you now xD
#38 to #26 - slendercam (08/28/2012) [-]
I currently have 25 friend requests. I've never gotten this many requests in all of my time as a funnyjunker. But then on my other accounts, people thought I was a guy . It's a bit sad.
#39 to #38 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
Psh, amateurs. A professional would just favourite your page an keep an eye on your profile activity...

Aw well... guess sometimes it's better to remain genderless... People seem to either wanna get in your pants or get you off the site the second your gender is known and it's not male xD

Funnyjunk, totally not gay :D
#40 to #39 - slendercam (08/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, thus why I'd stayed completely genderless for my other accounts. You seem to get much more respect too if they think you're a man. Hence, all the comments on that picture I posted. The only reason I did it as the real me was for two reasons: It wasn't working as a rage comic. And it felt more real, doing it as myself and not a drawing, or the faceless version of myself I used to use as my profile pictures on here. But, since I'm female, everyone either assumes I'm just a hopeless retard trying too hard to be "one of the guys", or I'm their dream woman. I'm not answering any of those friend requests. I don't want to have to deal with that dick storm.
#20 - cshp (08/27/2012) [-]
I don't know if you're the person in the "Hello, my friends" content, but if you are...then...uh...wanna play Borderlands 2 when it comes out. I have one other friend that I know is going to get it and I want a party of four. If you aren't the girl in the aforementioned content, you should find her and congratulate her for being brave on the internet.   
   
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I don't know if you're the person in the "Hello, my friends" content, but if you are...then...uh...wanna play Borderlands 2 when it comes out. I have one other friend that I know is going to get it and I want a party of four. If you aren't the girl in the aforementioned content, you should find her and congratulate her for being brave on the internet.

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#34 to #20 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
wow... just wow... the virginity is strong with this one... also, stfu
#27 to #20 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
Now just wait a few more minutes and you'll get the pussy with this comment.

Seriously how can you be so retarded
#28 to #27 - cshp (08/27/2012) [-]
I'm neither following, nor caring about what you said.
I'm neither following, nor caring about what you said.
#29 to #28 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
Yet you still replied and uploaded a gif just for me.

Keep that good work white knight, you obviously get many sex
#31 to #29 - cshp (08/27/2012) [-]
Y...you think I'm a white knight that's gets "many sex"?
#21 to #20 - slendercam (08/27/2012) [-]
I am her... And I'd love to, but I don't Xbox live...
#30 to #21 - kroople (08/27/2012) [-]
lol and you call yourself a "gamer gurl"
just gtfo
#32 to #30 - slendercam (08/27/2012) [-]
I don't have Xbox live, because I am not allowed to have it, and until a month ago, my parents still had dial up internet. And I never called myself a "gamer gurl" at any point in that post.
#22 to #21 - cshp (08/27/2012) [-]
Oh...how much does a month cost?
#23 to #22 - slendercam (08/27/2012) [-]
No idea, I never really looked into it. My parent's have always been extremely apposed to the interwebs, so they never let us have Xbox live because they didn't want us to get raped by pedophiles. So I kind of gave up on the idea.
#25 to #23 - cshp (08/27/2012) [-]
B...but it's the ultimate adventure with friends/strangers...   
   
   
   
not to mention that the enemies get tougher and the loot gets better when you have a group with you
B...but it's the ultimate adventure with friends/strangers...



not to mention that the enemies get tougher and the loot gets better when you have a group with you
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#18 - bloodwarrior (08/27/2012) [-]
So,out of no where.I see a fly,and i'm like "i'm gonna kill you fly".So,I got a notebook.Then I threw it at the fly,and I hit the son of a biscuit.Now,I feel like a champion.
<--This is how I looked when I felt success.


(Oh,and uh,I don't know you.I just wanted to share my story.Have a good day.)
#33 to #18 - drawesomeballs (08/27/2012) [-]
you look like my brother SO ******* MUCH.
#36 to #33 - bloodwarrior (08/27/2012) [-]
That's not me.Sorry bro.I can link you to his YouTube account.If you want.
#37 to #36 - drawesomeballs (08/27/2012) [-]
yeah yeah!
#24 to #18 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
Get a haircut, you desperate virgin hippie.
#35 to #24 - bloodwarrior (08/27/2012) [-]
Your mother never loved you.
#16 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
It deeply confuses me how people reacted to your post. Firstly, it made me wanna give you a high five. You are correct coated correct with correct filling. Between the perverted men, the haters, the ignorant girls and... you know what.. I'm tired.. I'm gonna go take a nap.. ANYWHOO great post! :D
#11 - benedicto (08/26/2012) [-]
hey, you, user! nice post.


why don't you have items?
#14 to #11 - slendercam (08/27/2012) [-]
Items are pointless.
#41 to #14 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
Items are all that matter
#17 to #14 - benedicto (08/27/2012) [-]
good point.
#10 - Lightclaw (08/26/2012) [-]
I have no idea why you are recieving so much hate.
#13 to #10 - slendercam (08/27/2012) [-]
Quite simple. I am a woman, and I made the foolish mistake of putting my face on the internet. Therefore I am an attention whore, and I am not a "real" gamer. Even though I spend more time on my PC and Xbox than I do doing anything in the real world.
#9 - TestesFly (08/26/2012) [-]
Girl posts picture complaining about girls. Guys post responses complaining about girl complaining about girls. Internet ensues.
#7 - bottleofrum (08/26/2012) [-]
i love you
#6 - Cleavland Steamer (08/26/2012) [-]
If you don't want to get so much hate, just post funny content like everyone else. The reason we tend to hate on girls on this site is because their content seems to always be about how they are a girl. All the horny computer nerds grab their dicks and jizz all over the green thumb, and that can be irritating.

just advice
#15 to #6 - slendercam (08/27/2012) [-]
I wasn't trying to make a point of my gender. I wouldn't have even worn makeup if I weren't leaving the house. I don't care how many people on here hate me now. I made a few people laugh, and that's all I care about.
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