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sleepehz

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:4/21/2011
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#127 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… 10 hours ago on Religion of Peace +3
#35 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… 08/28/2016 on Man Tells Toddler to Put Up... 0
#7 - I finally get to use this! 08/27/2016 on Something with germany +12
#24 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2016 on Man Tells Toddler to Put Up... +5
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#32 - ponchies (08/27/2016) [-]
Naw, but it did happen in New Jersey

It's probably just as bad as Florida less tropical and wild, and more trashy
#35 - sleepehz (08/28/2016) [-]
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**sleepehz rolled image**aww come on. New Jersey is just Detroit if it got to be a state.
#52 - I AM you grandfather and this was a test. You failed to stand …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2016 on op is a faggot +1
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#54 - mastercolossus (08/19/2016) [-]
you are not my grandfather.
go troll somewhere else.
#46 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2016 on op is a faggot 0
#48 - mastercolossus (08/19/2016) [-]
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**mastercolossus rolled image**my grandfather myproblem and im handling it. stop tring to get me to kill him.
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#52 - sleepehz (08/19/2016) [-]
I AM you grandfather and this was a test. You failed to stand up to me in life now I have to die knowing my grandson is a pussy with shitty may-mays.
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#54 - mastercolossus (08/19/2016) [-]
you are not my grandfather.
go troll somewhere else.
#41 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2016 on op is a faggot +1
#44 - mastercolossus (08/19/2016) [-]
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**mastercolossus rolled image**he wouldnt care really. my oldest friend was murdered by her husband when he slashed her throat. he likes to reference women getting their throats slashed now(till i chewed his ass out on an epic level after recording him and playing it for the family). when he does i tell him grandma is gonna slap him when she sees him and he laughs.
#46 - sleepehz (08/19/2016) [-]
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**sleepehz rolled image**Does everyone in the grocery store clap when you do? Nut up or shut up kid.
#48 - mastercolossus (08/19/2016) [-]
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**mastercolossus rolled image**my grandfather myproblem and im handling it. stop tring to get me to kill him.
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#52 - sleepehz (08/19/2016) [-]
I AM you grandfather and this was a test. You failed to stand up to me in life now I have to die knowing my grandson is a pussy with shitty may-mays.
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#54 - mastercolossus (08/19/2016) [-]
you are not my grandfather.
go troll somewhere else.
#35 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2016 on op is a faggot -1
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#40 - mastercolossus (08/19/2016) [-]
he is an asshole for sure. its because his wife, my grandmother, died.
im not doing that. he is 83 so it would kill him.
#41 - sleepehz (08/19/2016) [-]
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**sleepehz rolled image**Then tuck him in really tight and remind him that when he does die he will be cold and alone. and that your gran made you promise never to repeat what she told you about him.
Let his own mind fight him in the ways you can't physically.
#44 - mastercolossus (08/19/2016) [-]
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**mastercolossus rolled image**he wouldnt care really. my oldest friend was murdered by her husband when he slashed her throat. he likes to reference women getting their throats slashed now(till i chewed his ass out on an epic level after recording him and playing it for the family). when he does i tell him grandma is gonna slap him when she sees him and he laughs.
#46 - sleepehz (08/19/2016) [-]
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**sleepehz rolled image**Does everyone in the grocery store clap when you do? Nut up or shut up kid.
#48 - mastercolossus (08/19/2016) [-]
**mastercolossus used "*roll picture*"**
**mastercolossus rolled image**my grandfather myproblem and im handling it. stop tring to get me to kill him.
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#52 - sleepehz (08/19/2016) [-]
I AM you grandfather and this was a test. You failed to stand up to me in life now I have to die knowing my grandson is a pussy with shitty may-mays.
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#54 - mastercolossus (08/19/2016) [-]
you are not my grandfather.
go troll somewhere else.
#19 - tito tito shhhh brah. isn't there an ancient Hawaiian… 08/14/2016 on Lost in space +16
#14 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2016 on taking charge +4
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#17 - thecomkiller (08/13/2016) [-]
Part of it is also the caffeine. the reason that every soda uses it is that It's ridiculously bitter to balance out the sweetness of the ridiculous amount of sugar in them. Try caffeine free version of sodas and it's like you're mainlining pure sugar.
#20 - jumperzero (08/13/2016) [-]
"oh but its 0 calories and sugars xd" thats because it contains actual addictive chemicals that have been proven to be heavily associated with cancer and are actually addictive in every sense of the word.
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