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#3 - Most people look at the paper. were you the smelly kid in school?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Plausible Question +3
User avatar #5 - echotheambient (07/02/2015) [-]
I can see the logic that other people in this thread are using, but idk man, when my ass is clean i can feel that it's clean, when there's shit smeared on it i can feel it be there.

And to answer your question, no, the smelly kid's name was Toke.
#20 - Well if it was this important to rose, which i think creating … 07/02/2015 on Simple SU Crackpot Theory... +1
#11 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… 07/02/2015 on Elisabeth cosplay by Ilona... 0
#18 - To be fair 1. one of the colors bismuth can contain is pin…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Simple SU Crackpot Theory... +1
#19 - strigt (07/02/2015) [-]
Rambling is what makes theories go 'round, how we decipher them.

But I still can't see how a gem or metal can create a form from inside a quartz bubble and a pocket dimension. As for it being a metal: I have my own theory about Metals ( /channel/stevenuniverse/Su+theory+no2+non+gems+metals/TktaLGx/ ), and currently the theory states that "a metal's body [as it differs] from a gem's body is that a metal body is made up of physical inorganic material (mostly stone) gathered from the environment around the metal core...unlike a gem, which seems to gather their form from energy [or light]." But I believe that Rose, of all gems, would be able to create cavities and entire organ systems through shapeshifting unassisted, considering another theory that she's a diamond and thus has immense ability and power.

Theories are grand things and yours is just as plausible, even if I don't agree.
#20 - sleepehz (07/02/2015) [-]
Well if it was this important to rose, which i think creating a child would be, she would have a prototype. maybe lion is that prototype.
also to go with your idea of metal bodies being comprised of inorganic material (usually stone) Lion IS found in the desert. Desert=sand sand=broken stone.and sand can be soft and warm just like Lion's tummy tum.
Perhaps lion was snoozing on the pillow that made the sand castle, when the eye came to earth it created a ripple effect that shook the sand castle disrupting it and waking lion. Lion is awoken and instinctualy follows steven, sees there is no imminent danger, and that he is raised by both his father and the gems, and tries to go back to sleep by activating the pillow. When he does this he sees steven is vastly unprepared for any confrontation and hangs around for further analysis of the situation, and to spend time with the new rose quartz.
#9 - **sleepehz used "*roll picture*"** **sleepehz rolled image… 07/02/2015 on nightmare fuel 0
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#16 - Bismuth's gem is contained inside of Lion. We have never s…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Simple SU Crackpot Theory... +1
#17 - strigt (07/02/2015) [-]
Edgy theory bruh. Bismuth jokes...never get old (hopefully).
But of course Lion is a sort of capsule for Steven, there's no denying that.

But I don't agree that Lion is Bismuth or whatever that gem is. Currently, there's no evidence that gems can shapeshift out of their natural color; this is why Amethyst is always purple when shapeshifting. It's also a very long stretch to suggest that a gem may exist outside of a quartz bubble and much, much less a pocket dimension within themselves.

So, yes, I (and I'm sure everyone else) agrees that Lion is a capsule from Rose to Steven. But I don't agree that Lion is Bismuth.
Furthermore, Lion would've had to exist before Rose put Bismuth in his mane, and gems can't really project forms without the gemstone as its center (only Pearl's holograms, and they're not really 'forms').

Lion, I believe, is like the vines and other Rose Quartz enchanted objects, but they don't need gemstones to have sentient-like traits. They rely on their original physical forms to contain themselves in place of a gemstone. So Lion may actually be an actual lion, only enchanted by Rose's magic.

Overall, the argument that Lion is Bismuth doesn't seem to hold water to me, but the whole 'Rose fail-safe plan to her son' is delightfully plausible.
#18 - sleepehz (07/02/2015) [-]
To be fair
1. one of the colors bismuth can contain is pinks and reds
2. If lion is a projection and is contained in a pink spehere maybe it filters out the non pink spectrum
3. bismuth is a soft metal, and not exactly a gem stone. Maybe since it has different fundamental properties it would have different abilities ya dig? (also lion is Big Furry and pink.) HOLY SHIT LION IS AN ALASKAN BULL WORD!!!!
and as far as us not seeing this before, before steven there was no human gem hybrid. I mean Rebecca already confirmed that in order to create steven she had to shape shift a womb that could support life. Maybe Bismuth (Which is a transformative metal) is contained in that bubble as a womb of sorts?

Not being confrontational, just elaborating a bit more. i didnt want to continue rambling, was trying to cut down the bulk
#19 - strigt (07/02/2015) [-]
Rambling is what makes theories go 'round, how we decipher them.

But I still can't see how a gem or metal can create a form from inside a quartz bubble and a pocket dimension. As for it being a metal: I have my own theory about Metals ( /channel/stevenuniverse/Su+theory+no2+non+gems+metals/TktaLGx/ ), and currently the theory states that "a metal's body [as it differs] from a gem's body is that a metal body is made up of physical inorganic material (mostly stone) gathered from the environment around the metal core...unlike a gem, which seems to gather their form from energy [or light]." But I believe that Rose, of all gems, would be able to create cavities and entire organ systems through shapeshifting unassisted, considering another theory that she's a diamond and thus has immense ability and power.

Theories are grand things and yours is just as plausible, even if I don't agree.
#20 - sleepehz (07/02/2015) [-]
Well if it was this important to rose, which i think creating a child would be, she would have a prototype. maybe lion is that prototype.
also to go with your idea of metal bodies being comprised of inorganic material (usually stone) Lion IS found in the desert. Desert=sand sand=broken stone.and sand can be soft and warm just like Lion's tummy tum.
Perhaps lion was snoozing on the pillow that made the sand castle, when the eye came to earth it created a ripple effect that shook the sand castle disrupting it and waking lion. Lion is awoken and instinctualy follows steven, sees there is no imminent danger, and that he is raised by both his father and the gems, and tries to go back to sleep by activating the pillow. When he does this he sees steven is vastly unprepared for any confrontation and hangs around for further analysis of the situation, and to spend time with the new rose quartz.
#14 - Anyone else think Lion is bismuth?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Simple SU Crackpot Theory... +1
User avatar #15 - strigt (07/02/2015) [-]
I don't, but I'm interested in hearing your take on it.
User avatar #16 - sleepehz (07/02/2015) [-]
Bismuth's gem is contained inside of Lion.
We have never seen Lion's gem when it is clearly gem...ish in nature.
Bismuth is contained in a bubble created by rose quartz.
Perhaps that bubble around bismuth (Lion) allows the gem to be stored inside his projected body.
Rose has already created super-vines so its not a huge leap to think maybe she was interested in biology. She is after all FASCINATED by living creatures.
So maybe she created Bismuth To serve as a vault for the treasures that steven would need one day.
Inside of lion's mane (all of it left by rose quartz herself, as no one has yet to know anything about lion so far) is
1. her battle standard. A symbol of the crystal Gem rebellion.
2. a bubble containing bismuth
3. the T-shirt she got from Mr. Universe Himself!(Vintage bitch!)
4. a video from her and Greg to Steven
5.Her sword
6. A chest That has yet to be opened.
Maybe Lion/Bismuth was made as a long term fail safe Rose created before she gave up her physical form. She was after all a brilliant tactician.
Lion found steven for a reason when he did. This was after the Big eye incident. Perhaps lion knew about the event and that it was a homeworld probe. It did belong to Peridot after all.
That is where the goodies inside steven come in handy.
- The video he found with his mom IMO helped his growth. His gem does work off of emotional clairity (Thanks MR Gus) and that video would be a great tool to give steven some support when he would need it. Especially since Rose wouldnt know what level of sentience she would/could retain when she became incorporeal.
-There is also a sword inside Lion, in case homeworld invaded in the future and steven needed a weapon to fight back the hordes, and the crystal gems were unable to assist.
-The T-shirt? What if Pearl went crazy and convinced the gems to raise steven away from his father? Good thing theres a clue to his identity in there.
-There is also a handy video in there just in case steven grew up without knowing his origins. Say maybe the gems were wiped out by homeworld and earth was enslaved by homeworld gems
-and there is a chest in there. Maybe it is a save point or some shit fuck i dont know, im not crazy enough to make a crackpot theory about this right now. come back later.

TLDR; Lion is a walking treasure chest made by Rose Quartz in a fit of Oorochimaru-esque God playing. Just in case the future took some somewhat likely turns for the worse.
#17 - strigt (07/02/2015) [-]
Edgy theory bruh. Bismuth jokes...never get old (hopefully).
But of course Lion is a sort of capsule for Steven, there's no denying that.

But I don't agree that Lion is Bismuth or whatever that gem is. Currently, there's no evidence that gems can shapeshift out of their natural color; this is why Amethyst is always purple when shapeshifting. It's also a very long stretch to suggest that a gem may exist outside of a quartz bubble and much, much less a pocket dimension within themselves.

So, yes, I (and I'm sure everyone else) agrees that Lion is a capsule from Rose to Steven. But I don't agree that Lion is Bismuth.
Furthermore, Lion would've had to exist before Rose put Bismuth in his mane, and gems can't really project forms without the gemstone as its center (only Pearl's holograms, and they're not really 'forms').

Lion, I believe, is like the vines and other Rose Quartz enchanted objects, but they don't need gemstones to have sentient-like traits. They rely on their original physical forms to contain themselves in place of a gemstone. So Lion may actually be an actual lion, only enchanted by Rose's magic.

Overall, the argument that Lion is Bismuth doesn't seem to hold water to me, but the whole 'Rose fail-safe plan to her son' is delightfully plausible.
#18 - sleepehz (07/02/2015) [-]
To be fair
1. one of the colors bismuth can contain is pinks and reds
2. If lion is a projection and is contained in a pink spehere maybe it filters out the non pink spectrum
3. bismuth is a soft metal, and not exactly a gem stone. Maybe since it has different fundamental properties it would have different abilities ya dig? (also lion is Big Furry and pink.) HOLY SHIT LION IS AN ALASKAN BULL WORD!!!!
and as far as us not seeing this before, before steven there was no human gem hybrid. I mean Rebecca already confirmed that in order to create steven she had to shape shift a womb that could support life. Maybe Bismuth (Which is a transformative metal) is contained in that bubble as a womb of sorts?

Not being confrontational, just elaborating a bit more. i didnt want to continue rambling, was trying to cut down the bulk
#19 - strigt (07/02/2015) [-]
Rambling is what makes theories go 'round, how we decipher them.

But I still can't see how a gem or metal can create a form from inside a quartz bubble and a pocket dimension. As for it being a metal: I have my own theory about Metals ( /channel/stevenuniverse/Su+theory+no2+non+gems+metals/TktaLGx/ ), and currently the theory states that "a metal's body [as it differs] from a gem's body is that a metal body is made up of physical inorganic material (mostly stone) gathered from the environment around the metal core...unlike a gem, which seems to gather their form from energy [or light]." But I believe that Rose, of all gems, would be able to create cavities and entire organ systems through shapeshifting unassisted, considering another theory that she's a diamond and thus has immense ability and power.

Theories are grand things and yours is just as plausible, even if I don't agree.
#20 - sleepehz (07/02/2015) [-]
Well if it was this important to rose, which i think creating a child would be, she would have a prototype. maybe lion is that prototype.
also to go with your idea of metal bodies being comprised of inorganic material (usually stone) Lion IS found in the desert. Desert=sand sand=broken stone.and sand can be soft and warm just like Lion's tummy tum.
Perhaps lion was snoozing on the pillow that made the sand castle, when the eye came to earth it created a ripple effect that shook the sand castle disrupting it and waking lion. Lion is awoken and instinctualy follows steven, sees there is no imminent danger, and that he is raised by both his father and the gems, and tries to go back to sleep by activating the pillow. When he does this he sees steven is vastly unprepared for any confrontation and hangs around for further analysis of the situation, and to spend time with the new rose quartz.
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