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#18 - You underestimate my loneliness.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2016 on fucking rekt +17
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#19 - rejakted (07/20/2016) [-]
You will die without breaks hence, you can't 'marathon' it.
#24 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
300 episodes, each 24 minutes long, would take you exactly five days to watch back to back. The longest a human being has gone without sleep is 11 days, so it is entirely possible to go 5 days without sleep and not die. Assuming you are sitting on the toilet as you watch the show, and have immediate access to 5 days worth of food and water, you can certainly watch the entire show back to back without taking any breaks and without dying.
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#26 - rejakted (07/20/2016) [-]
You assume the average FJ guy has enough willpower to pull that off but, whatever.
#82 - You can keep drawing and sheathing your weapon near someone to… 07/20/2016 on Darling’s Dogma +1
#12 - Well I guess I just don't take rejectino very well then. 07/18/2016 on cimoc ssertrof frawD +2
#7 - I don't fully grasp how to play fortress mode yet, so I just s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2016 on cimoc ssertrof frawD +1
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#9 - hurpfry (07/18/2016) [-]
If you attack/kill lot's of people in a vcivilization, if any of them live to tell the tale and talk to their friends, and their friends talk to their friends ect. ect. anyone it reaches will think of you as a murderer. They will be labeled lethal, but they usually wont attack you, it's just there because they will refuse to talk to you.
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#12 - slayzo (07/18/2016) [-]
Well I guess I just don't take rejectino very well then.
#31 - tfw no gyms in your town 07/16/2016 on Team Instinct 0
#75 - Sounds to me like the little **** was already a lost cause. Pr… 07/16/2016 on joy +8
#24 - That's what she wants the authorities to think. 07/07/2016 on hillary +14
#194 - Yeah, I always enjoyed how when a day was just too tough to pl… 07/05/2016 on Normies go to funnyjunk 0
#18 - Holy **** I thought people back then understood mercy kills.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2016 on Habsburg and Inbreeding +25
#21 - anon (07/05/2016) [-]
well, it certainly delayed the war of spanish succession
#66 - At the very least it's not institutional racism when it's cele… 07/05/2016 on Canada Utterly Destroyed.... +2