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skysailor

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Gender: male
Interests: Drawing, Martial Arts, and you because you're sexy
Date Signed Up:12/29/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:United States of America
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#11372
Highest Content Rank:#1311
Highest Comment Rank:#1105
Content Thumbs: 4401 total,  5093 ,  692
Comment Thumbs: 6561 total,  7416 ,  855
Content Level Progress: 88% (88/100)
Level 143 Content: Faptastic → Level 144 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 39% (39/100)
Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:3
Content Views:218821
Times Content Favorited:153 times
Total Comments Made:1736
FJ Points:10347
My name is Akeel. I draw comics and upload them on Tumblr, but I like to make a few for funnyjunk.




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    Bad decisions... Bad decisions...
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#125 - Picture 03/09/2015 on Post your picture, Admin... 0
#6 - You think I give a ******* **** ? I don't care if…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/06/2015 on you tell me +4
User avatar #30 - burritosupreme (03/06/2015) [-]
This goes perfectly with your name
User avatar #19 - captnnorway (03/06/2015) [-]
as sinonyz tried to say. That pizza doesn't even cover half the box. That shit don't fly.
User avatar #20 - frownymonsta (03/06/2015) [-]
what if he ordered a smaller pizza but they gave him penis shape in bigger box to even that shit
User avatar #14 - sinonyx (03/06/2015) [-]
unless there was supposed to be than that...
#12 - piraterobins (03/06/2015) [-]
congratulations sailor you gave me an erection
User avatar #9 - burritosupreme (03/06/2015) [-]
I'de eat the pizza the same way too lmao, it's pizza! I won't complain
User avatar #18 - imsodrunk (03/06/2015) [-]
its not the shape but the fact that its less pizza than you paid for
User avatar #29 - burritosupreme (03/06/2015) [-]
But I'de eat it with style for the funny
#8 - burritosupreme has deleted their comment.
#12 - Picture 03/05/2015 on Photoshopping Admin +1
#22 - Picture 02/28/2015 on Nude Leaks aren't... +5
#246 - You ******* should 02/27/2015 on Feelchair +3
#490 - Hello again! 21 years old. 02/19/2015 on Be vain and post your... +1
#32 - It's about relaxing the body while keeping your mind calm and …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Sleep tight FJ +3
User avatar #67 - agronimo (02/19/2015) [-]
Thanks, mate, I'll check those out
#18 - How you experience it is up to you. Stay calm, you'll be fine.…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Sleep tight FJ +11
User avatar #28 - agronimo (02/19/2015) [-]
You sound like some kind of mystical guru
How do you reach that state? Could you initiate a fellow? I've always had interest in the matter
User avatar #32 - skysailor (02/19/2015) [-]
It's about relaxing the body while keeping your mind calm and awake. Eventually, the body falls asleep while the mind is still awake. This is sleep paralysis. From here, there are many methods of going out of body. It can be difficult for some, but there are certain meditation and energy exercises that you can do. Robert Bruce has a couple books out on the topic. Robert Monroe is another person you should look up.

Astral Pulse is a forum with a lot of information on the topic. Astral Voyage and Crystal Links are also good sources. I would also recommend just doing google searches and exploring different sites. Since this is a metaphysical science, you will encounter tons of bullshit, like the explanations in the movie Insidious or other horror stories. The sources I gave should give you a moderate view. You can also message me if you want to know anything else. =)
User avatar #67 - agronimo (02/19/2015) [-]
Thanks, mate, I'll check those out
#19 - anonymous (02/19/2015) [-]
yes and dont let it turn you on either.

unless thats your fetish
#61 - Just finished reading Maze Runner. The movie wasn't bad. A lot… 02/18/2015 on The Maze Runner 0
#2775 - Your uncle sounds pretty attractive then.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
User avatar #2786 - Mr Unsmiley (02/18/2015) [-]
I mean
I guess
I'm not one to judge but objectively speaking

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User avatar #3 - nerdicorn (03/07/2013) [-]
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