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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: jhailey
Consoles Owned: pc, ps3, n64, xbox, xbox360
Video Games Played: starcraft II, warframe, civ5, cod, battlefield, defiance
PSN: skypatrol250
Interests: computer science, robotics, military, flying
Date Signed Up:5/13/2012
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:Delaware
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    It's simple It's simple
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    Fuckin' Vegans Fuckin' Vegans
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    Some goddamn good artwork Some goddamn good artwork
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    Every time Every time
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    fighting robots fighting robots
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#42 - Comment deleted 12/13/2014 on I'm bored 0
#41 - Comment deleted 12/13/2014 on I'm bored 0
#991 - dammit 12/10/2014 on [Untitled] +2
#3107 - me please 12/07/2014 on mods draw you a Christmas hat 0
#45 - To the people calling ******** Bobbysnobby …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Has science gone too far? -23
User avatar #93 - turtletroll (12/07/2014) [-]
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#78 - platinumaltaria (12/07/2014) [-]
My fucking face, how dumb do you have to be. Is our size dependant on O2 levels? No. Not to mention that, during the course of human existence, the Oxygen levels have been pretty much the same. So yeah, no.
#48 - bobbysnobby (12/07/2014) [-]
Heard ping from another window Rapid reply.

That is true for insects because of how they take in o2, O2 is not the primary biological constraint on human growth size.

There are a few factors not worth going into but the biggest issue is our body build is pretty dreadful for a large body. Our heart and organs are arranged vertically rather than horizontally, our means of locomotion means we take nearly all of our body's weight through the pelvic girdle, and our feet and knees take a huge amount of strain as is let alone for individuals being more than 9 feet tall.

There are a lot of misconceptions about health and fitness such as muscle mass, lean and fat tissue and the idea that modern humans are in better "health" or "shape" than individuals from distant history. But there is a lot of literature on human growth as it relates to height. There is what we call a soft limit which is human beings can only be so tall reliably, like for a stable population. There have been very tall individuals but even at the record which was less than 9 feet he had pretty negative health issues because of it.

I guess to be scientific it is possible but I would suggest that it is so unlikely as to be basically 0 chance. The major factors against it is.
1) If true it would be 7 feet TALLER than the highest person ever recorded. Thats a massive difference.
2) The negative health aspects for even people growing as tall as 10 feet are so significant that in ancient cultures with less resource availability and medical capabilities its unlikely that even if genetically they were able to grow to such a size that they would survive long enough to.
3) Its easier to explain it as someone miss informed, intentionally deceptive or maybe some other interesting health phenomenon. Could be that they had some weird growth issue with their hand for instance and so scaling it up to a full grown body is inaccurate.

User avatar #99 - infinitereaper (12/07/2014) [-]
maybe it wasn't human
#72 - venomthc (12/07/2014) [-]
Main factor in Egypt, the master race was that they didn't lift. BOOM BURN YA PHARAON SKINNY BITCH ASS!
#21 - Picture 12/06/2014 on wi-fi 0
#31 - oh, im retarded. <me being just as awkward 12/04/2014 on The Bird 0
#28 - this is still going over my head  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on The Bird 0
#30 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Finger
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#31 - skypatrol (12/04/2014) [-]
oh, im retarded.
<me being just as awkward
#61 - Picture 12/02/2014 on Dank Knight Rises 0
#31 - i want to RAPE HER MOTHER you totally expected … 12/02/2014 on Kari comp -1

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#22 - garymuthafuknoak (09/21/2014) [-]
did you make your profile pic yourself?
User avatar #23 to #22 - skypatrol (09/21/2014) [-]
sorry, no i stole it like a faggot ******
User avatar #24 to #23 - garymuthafuknoak (09/21/2014) [-]
aren't we all?
User avatar #25 to #24 - skypatrol (09/21/2014) [-]
only real men are faggots
User avatar #20 - someponynew ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
your icon is beautiful.
User avatar #21 to #20 - skypatrol (08/21/2014) [-]
thanks(:
User avatar #14 - waitingformydeath (12/07/2013) [-]
what the **** man
User avatar #15 to #14 - skypatrol (12/07/2013) [-]
what i do
User avatar #16 to #15 - waitingformydeath (12/07/2013) [-]
why'd you thumb me down for posting the better gif
User avatar #17 to #16 - skypatrol (12/07/2013) [-]
you said you removed the watermark, but it was still there
User avatar #18 to #17 - waitingformydeath (12/07/2013) [-]
I meant the LOLBRARY bar at the bottom, not the amc
User avatar #19 to #18 - skypatrol (12/07/2013) [-]
oh.
oh well.
User avatar #8 - meatloafman (08/29/2013) [-]
so whats up with the thumbing down new content?
#9 to #8 - skypatrol (08/29/2013) [-]
See, this is one of those things I knew would come about with admins new change.   
1. Go 						****					 yourself.   
2. I thumb down reposts, youtube videos, and plain old stupid 						****					.   
3. Go 						****					 yourself again.   
4. I thumb up things that I find are somewhat funny
See, this is one of those things I knew would come about with admins new change.
1. Go **** yourself.
2. I thumb down reposts, youtube videos, and plain old stupid **** .
3. Go **** yourself again.
4. I thumb up things that I find are somewhat funny
User avatar #10 to #9 - meatloafman (08/29/2013) [-]
hey no need for the hostility friendo, just curious
User avatar #11 to #10 - skypatrol (08/29/2013) [-]
You're the third one today.
and most likely not the last.
I've been doing what I've been doing since I made my account
User avatar #12 to #11 - meatloafman (08/29/2013) [-]
well then carry on good sir!
User avatar #13 to #12 - skypatrol (08/29/2013) [-]
Sorry for my anger, friend.
#4 - razschi (08/29/2013) [-]
You know everyone can now see that you're thumbing down all new content, right?
You know everyone can now see that you're thumbing down all new content, right?
User avatar #2 - dishesaredone (08/16/2013) [-]
F A G G O T
User avatar #3 to #2 - skypatrol (08/16/2013) [-]
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