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Consoles Owned: pc, ps3, n64, xbox, xbox360
Video Games Played: starcraft II, warframe, civ5, cod, battlefield, defiance
PSN: skypatrol250
Interests: computer science, robotics, military, flying
Date Signed Up:5/13/2012
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:Delaware
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    Damn it, God. Damn it, God.
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#80 - look at all that funny 16 minutes ago on Did You Know Gaming? Comp. 0
#26 - now put it in your butt 28 minutes ago on o 0
#149 - comments 4 hours ago on 'Merican pride +35
#279 - True, but in the picture i dont see any holes nearly big enoug… 4 hours ago on Bullet-resistant Jeep 0
#276 - I didn't say that it would go through with one shot, but hit i…  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on Bullet-resistant Jeep 0
User avatar #277 - Kanoah (4 hours ago) [-]
Well, that's why it's easier to just use an AT-4, because perfect accuracy is doubtful in a combat situation against a tank with reactive, slat, and composite armor all combined
User avatar #279 - skypatrol (4 hours ago) [-]
True, but in the picture i dont see any holes nearly big enough to be a .50 cal. In smaller cars like these, they shred holes the size of a baby's head... depending on where it hits.
Speaking of an AT-4... They had an RPG. Even hitting within 20 feet of the jeep would still do some damage, unless they only had AP rocket and missed... I just wish we had the full report
#129 - Actually, you put armor piercing rounds into a .50 cal, namely…  [+] (4 new replies) 12 hours ago on Bullet-resistant Jeep +1
User avatar #275 - Kanoah (5 hours ago) [-]
Very true, but that doesn't particularly work against modern tanks because of, well, super thick armor, reactive armor, and composite armor. The instances where a .50 was used against a tank was waaay back in the first world war and the very early second world war, but only because tanks practically had sheet metal armor
User avatar #276 - skypatrol (4 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say that it would go through with one shot, but hit it in the same spot a few times and it'll rip it to shreds.
The reactive armor is only good for one shot, I would estimate with todays ammunition, it might take 3-4 to penetrate a tank. Assuming perfect accuracy.
Now use this same thing on a silly little armored car? Swiss cheese
User avatar #277 - Kanoah (4 hours ago) [-]
Well, that's why it's easier to just use an AT-4, because perfect accuracy is doubtful in a combat situation against a tank with reactive, slat, and composite armor all combined
User avatar #279 - skypatrol (4 hours ago) [-]
True, but in the picture i dont see any holes nearly big enough to be a .50 cal. In smaller cars like these, they shred holes the size of a baby's head... depending on where it hits.
Speaking of an AT-4... They had an RPG. Even hitting within 20 feet of the jeep would still do some damage, unless they only had AP rocket and missed... I just wish we had the full report
#18 - Idk what that guy with the .50 cal was shooting at, because th…  [+] (17 new replies) 22 hours ago on Bullet-resistant Jeep +164
#209 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
Actually, The standard .50 BMG will not go through a tank.
The round that penetrate the thick armor plates of a tank are made of depleted uranium.
User avatar #170 - xchewsifferx (10 hours ago) [-]
Modern armor has come a long way. A half inch of ar500 steel can stop AP 50cal rounds. I would upload the video showing it, but i don't know how to post them in comment.
User avatar #206 - jacksipian (9 hours ago) [-]
Will a .50BMG Pierce the AR500 Armor Plate?

Nope, that's a myth.
User avatar #243 - xchewsifferx (7 hours ago) [-]
The sheet they use in that video is 1/4 inch.

Demolition Ranch has a video where he stacks 4, 1/4 inch plates together and it only punches through one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMeQDtfZDEI

skip to 8:00 if you just want to see the armor piercing round
#142 - randomsomehobo (12 hours ago) [-]
It kind of looks like poop.
#76 - angelicdemon (17 hours ago) [-]
Cough I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 20mm anti tank rifle.
#175 - MrShaggy (10 hours ago) [-]
"I sent this girl a picture of my dick." 155mm
#241 - personz (7 hours ago) [-]
#141 - ohhh (12 hours ago) [-]
#120 - Bobdolenade (12 hours ago) [-]
Its Me Bren Gun

@2 Minutes
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels [bren gun first scene] napisy PL
User avatar #69 - grogovic (18 hours ago) [-]
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
User avatar #29 - epicactual (21 hours ago) [-]
50. cals were originally tank killers. He must have had some really shitty aim
User avatar #31 - Silver Quantum (20 hours ago) [-]
they must have been attacked by stormtroopers
#32 - epicactual (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm tellin' ya bro
#35 - anonymous (20 hours ago) [-]
I dunno. I'd probably put my first shot into the engine (so they can't keep driving). I would probably stop firing after the car got hit by an RPG.
User avatar #36 - epicactual (20 hours ago) [-]
I guess, but if you're gonna open up with that much, you might as well pull out all the stops
User avatar #134 - penileburglar (12 hours ago) [-]
Indeed. I don't think the folks that spent 350+ rounds of ammunition and explosives were concerned about overkill.
#227 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on Post that one GIF you never... +1
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#269 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (22 hours ago) [-]
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#242 - monkeysinabox (22 hours ago) [-]
#16 - well i am a botanist then 23 hours ago on Florist 0
#8 - i think its great how the people who commented on that video t… 07/29/2014 on Damn +9

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User avatar #14 - waitingformydeath (12/07/2013) [-]
what the fuck man
User avatar #15 to #14 - skypatrol ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
what i do
User avatar #16 to #15 - waitingformydeath (12/07/2013) [-]
why'd you thumb me down for posting the better gif
User avatar #17 to #16 - skypatrol ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
you said you removed the watermark, but it was still there
User avatar #18 to #17 - waitingformydeath (12/07/2013) [-]
I meant the LOLBRARY bar at the bottom, not the amc
User avatar #19 to #18 - skypatrol ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
oh.
oh well.
User avatar #8 - meatloafman (08/29/2013) [-]
so whats up with the thumbing down new content?
#9 to #8 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
See, this is one of those things I knew would come about with admins new change.   
1. Go fuck yourself.   
2. I thumb down reposts, youtube videos, and plain old stupid shit.   
3. Go fuck yourself again.   
4. I thumb up things that I find are somewhat funny
See, this is one of those things I knew would come about with admins new change.
1. Go fuck yourself.
2. I thumb down reposts, youtube videos, and plain old stupid shit.
3. Go fuck yourself again.
4. I thumb up things that I find are somewhat funny
User avatar #10 to #9 - meatloafman (08/29/2013) [-]
hey no need for the hostility friendo, just curious
User avatar #11 to #10 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
You're the third one today.
and most likely not the last.
I've been doing what I've been doing since I made my account
User avatar #12 to #11 - meatloafman (08/29/2013) [-]
well then carry on good sir!
User avatar #13 to #12 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Sorry for my anger, friend.
#4 - razschi (08/29/2013) [-]
You know everyone can now see that you're thumbing down all new content, right?
You know everyone can now see that you're thumbing down all new content, right?
#5 to #4 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - dishesaredone (08/16/2013) [-]
F A G G O T
User avatar #3 to #2 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
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