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#18 - who not just eat you? 11 hours ago on C&H yeah watcha gonna do... 0
#17 - he said faggot disguise. because you know, admin totally n…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on C&H yeah watcha gonna do... +1
#28 - ryander (7 hours ago) [-]
try as you may, you simply cannot disguise the glorius gigaceps
#68 - So make rules, boundries. Things like euthanasia and severe pa…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on best suicide attempt i've... +1
User avatar #70 - mads (14 hours ago) [-]
I get what you mean but the idea of suicide to someone who has depression seems completely viable, but not all of the time. When I go through my down points with depression I can think about killing myself (especially recently as my best friend passed away) but then I can go back up a few hours later.
Suicide can seem like a very viable option but people aren't always in a good mental state and make rash decisions. I think that someone should go through counseling first and if suicide becomes legal it should be after consultation with many different counselors and there should be especially trained 'suicide counselors'.
But That is a last resort kind of idea.
#61 - no. People want to die, why stop them?  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on best suicide attempt i've... +1
User avatar #64 - mads (14 hours ago) [-]
Because it's not always the right decision and most people make that decision when they aren't in the right mind.
User avatar #68 - skulldan (14 hours ago) [-]
So make rules, boundries. Things like euthanasia and severe pain/depression where there seems to be no way out.
In the end it is somebodies body and if they actually wanted to kill themselves they should be able to do it in a place where nobody has to see it.
(also you could have a tester room where it "near" kills you, as in sets up and then pretends to. Because if you have the realisation you are going to die and regret it then you know. ya know?)
User avatar #70 - mads (14 hours ago) [-]
I get what you mean but the idea of suicide to someone who has depression seems completely viable, but not all of the time. When I go through my down points with depression I can think about killing myself (especially recently as my best friend passed away) but then I can go back up a few hours later.
Suicide can seem like a very viable option but people aren't always in a good mental state and make rash decisions. I think that someone should go through counseling first and if suicide becomes legal it should be after consultation with many different counselors and there should be especially trained 'suicide counselors'.
But That is a last resort kind of idea.
#56 - why isnt there a place where you can end it all? Like some…  [+] (8 new replies) 15 hours ago on best suicide attempt i've... +1
#81 - helgheimftw (12 hours ago) [-]
i don't know but all the people that jumped off some high bridge in the us don't know wich said that on the wasy down they all realised that they could fix every one of their problems so maybe some people realise that but dosent want to go down beacuse then they will have the shame of meeting their family members and friends or just beacuse a little part of our brain says stop. every one wants to live deep down that is atleast how i look at it
#89 - itrooztrooperdown (11 hours ago) [-]
So if I’m facing a lot of problems that I can't find the solution to I should go bungee jumping and pretend like there's no rope and then solutions will suddenly pop into my head?
#90 - helgheimftw (11 hours ago) [-]
shit if i know nigga i aint trying to kill myself
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (15 hours ago) [-]
not sure if purposely referencing futurama
User avatar #61 - skulldan (15 hours ago) [-]
no. People want to die, why stop them?
User avatar #64 - mads (14 hours ago) [-]
Because it's not always the right decision and most people make that decision when they aren't in the right mind.
User avatar #68 - skulldan (14 hours ago) [-]
So make rules, boundries. Things like euthanasia and severe pain/depression where there seems to be no way out.
In the end it is somebodies body and if they actually wanted to kill themselves they should be able to do it in a place where nobody has to see it.
(also you could have a tester room where it "near" kills you, as in sets up and then pretends to. Because if you have the realisation you are going to die and regret it then you know. ya know?)
User avatar #70 - mads (14 hours ago) [-]
I get what you mean but the idea of suicide to someone who has depression seems completely viable, but not all of the time. When I go through my down points with depression I can think about killing myself (especially recently as my best friend passed away) but then I can go back up a few hours later.
Suicide can seem like a very viable option but people aren't always in a good mental state and make rash decisions. I think that someone should go through counseling first and if suicide becomes legal it should be after consultation with many different counselors and there should be especially trained 'suicide counselors'.
But That is a last resort kind of idea.
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#90 - who doesnt check if there is toilet paper before going into a stall? 10/24/2014 on Satan's Handbook 0
#38 - Hat films, ******* amazing 10/24/2014 on When you just don't have... +1
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#54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2014) [-]
You only need to roofie her drink once, then she's chained up in your basement.

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User avatar #54 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Aww guy, I thought we were going to do a thing.

I was gonna give you some sick l00tz, like a sweet roll or something.
User avatar #103 to #102 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
I though it was the lower the number, the better the action.

User avatar #104 to #103 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
WHAT? no way.

you roll stats, from 20 (if you roll shooting 17 then every shot you needs to do +3 to land)
User avatar #105 to #104 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Well alrighty, I guess the roleplay I was in was set up different.

You run for the staff, snatching it up with ease.


Mr.NoMoreStaffy:13 HP Status:Bound (1x Turn)

You:11 HP


Your go.
User avatar #106 to #105 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
smack him upside the head with the staff
User avatar #107 to #106 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
d20 for strength.

(What's your strength? You never said.)


(None of this needs to be super accurate, just don't have it be like.. 20)
User avatar #108 to #107 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
rolled an 11 for the str, and an 8 for the turn
User avatar #109 to #108 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Mkay, now roll a d10, and pick a number between 1 and 6, just like before.
User avatar #110 to #109 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
rolled 6

pick 2
User avatar #111 to #110 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
You do 6 damage, no crit this time.

Mr.Staffy:7 HP Status:Free

You:11 HP

He punches you for 4 damage.

You:7 HP
User avatar #112 to #111 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
summon bear trap at his feet
User avatar #113 to #112 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Well damn, didn't expect that.

He's bound for one turn.

Trap deals 3 damage.

Mr.Staffy:4 HP

You:7 HP
User avatar #114 to #113 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
ok, lets get some distance, gonna run away
User avatar #115 to #114 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
d20, due to your fatigue, you now have a -3 agility debuff.

But I gotta go to bed for now, I'll back back at around 2:00 PM tomorrow.

It's 4:32 AM right now for me.
User avatar #116 to #115 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
what evs, call it gg now
User avatar #81 to #54 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
(moved up here because we ran out)

i fly kick toothy in the eyeball
User avatar #82 to #81 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Roll agility and strength.

(What's your strength?)

(BTW sorry roll, I'm probably going to be mentioning to for a while.)
User avatar #83 to #82 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
2 d 20s?
User avatar #84 to #83 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #85 to #84 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
9

1
User avatar #86 to #85 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Well alrighty, it doesn't matter what your strength is I suppose.


You run up to the creature(Somewhat slow, bet still hauling some pretty thick ass) and you jump up, kicking the creature right in it's central eye, you foot passing through the eye, straight out the back or it's... Orby head. The creature lets out one last howl before falling to the ground, convulsing once, twice, then laying there defeated.


In the scuffle, mr.staffy falls off the eye, his staff being knocked away, also taking 2 damage on the fall.

He tries to mind blast you a second time, hitting you for 4 damage.

What do.


Mr.Staffy:13 HP

You:11 HP
User avatar #87 to #86 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
fire away Mr.Staffy in his staffy arm/shoulder
User avatar #88 to #87 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
d20 to see if you hit, anything 11+ and you're good, you hit, then roll a d6 to see where on his person you hit.


If you get a 11+ then you do the d6, then I'll decide what you roll for damage.
User avatar #91 to #89 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
He has 6 agility(Being the skinny brain-nerd he is) and rolled a 15, he tries to break into a dead sprint, but only lightly shuffles in the direction of his staff.

Your go.

Mr.Staffy:13 HP

You:11 HP
User avatar #92 to #91 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
how far am i and him from the staff?
User avatar #93 to #92 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
You are about 7 feet from his staff, he is about 2 feet, nearly within arms reach.

About a 5 foot gap between you two.
User avatar #94 to #93 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
what spells, class abilities do i have?
User avatar #95 to #94 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
What race are you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
human ranger/hunter
User avatar #97 to #96 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
And your level?
User avatar #98 to #97 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
i dont know. you decide
User avatar #99 to #98 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
I'll say you're level 17, you have 50 MP

Your currently known skill are:
Vine bind:20 MP (Binds targets to a spot momentarily, can be broken by sheer force, though it lasts two turns)

Summon Bear Trap: 35 MP (Can create a magical bear trap up to 3 feet away from you, binding target, and damaging them.)

Arrow Volley: 45 MP (Pepper sprays the designated target with a volley of 10 magic arrows)


You gain 10 MP every turn.
User avatar #100 to #99 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
**** sounds op, but vine bond and run for staff
User avatar #101 to #100 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
d20 for agility.

Mr.Staffy:13 HP Status:bound (2x Turn)

You:11 HP
User avatar #90 to #89 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Damn man. You pull back that bow, let rip and that arrow, it does absolutely **** . Hit the ground not a full 2 feet infront of you.

He's going to try and get his staff, I'll roll his agility to see if he gets it in one turn.
User avatar #56 to #54 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
but what prompted this?
User avatar #55 to #54 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
i would love some sick lootz
User avatar #57 to #55 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Sorry, I thought you weren't going to go along with it anymore, since you hadn't responded in like 7 minutes.
User avatar #58 to #57 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
i dont understand, i responded straight away GIMME GOODS
User avatar #59 to #58 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Well **** guy, gimme a second to get my bearings as to where I was, and I'll see if you kill the toothy thing and mr.staffy. So, would you like to continue here or on the original page?
User avatar #60 to #59 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
wherever is good for you
User avatar #61 to #60 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
So, as we last left off, you have just rolled a 9 out of your 11 agility, so you dodge mr.staffy's mind blast, you now have the floor for whatever you want to do.

mr.staffy:15 HP
Toothy:13 HP

You:15 HP
User avatar #62 to #61 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
might as well stick on Toothy.

i want to jump back and fire my bow
User avatar #63 to #62 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Roll d10 for damage.
User avatar #65 to #64 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Pick a number, one through six.
User avatar #67 to #66 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
You crit, doing 6 damage to toothy, he also has an attack debuff now.

mr.staffy:15 HP
Toothy:7 HP -4 damage debuff

You:15 HP

Not mr.staffy is going to stab out you with his staff that I'm still not sure why he has.

Roll a d20 to see if you can defend.
User avatar #75 to #67 - roll (09/24/2014) [-]
ty for mention
User avatar #71 to #67 - roll (09/24/2014) [-]
*puts on my wizard hat and robe*
User avatar #73 to #71 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
hi roll
User avatar #74 to #73 - roll (09/24/2014) [-]
how are you
User avatar #77 to #74 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
good thanks.
User avatar #68 to #67 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
10
User avatar #69 to #68 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Alrighty, you can defend. (10 or lower was you can, 11+ you couldn't)

How will you try and defend yourself?
User avatar #70 to #69 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
probably try to jump backwards
User avatar #72 to #70 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
What's you END? out of 20.



(Hi roll, welcome to this thing.)
User avatar #76 to #72 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
18
User avatar #78 to #76 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Damn, okay. d20.
User avatar #79 to #78 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
17
User avatar #80 to #79 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Clooooseee, you jump out of the way, but you're getting tired from jumping so much. you'll have a -1 modifier on your next agility roll.

He misses, your turn.
#51 - maxwellkruger (09/04/2014) [-]
Is that a flame overlord from Warcraft 3 the frozen throne?
User avatar #53 to #51 - skulldan (09/04/2014) [-]
Firelord
User avatar #52 to #51 - skulldan (09/04/2014) [-]
Frozen throne
User avatar #45 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #46 to #45 - skulldan (06/19/2014) [-]
you ******* legend
User avatar #47 to #46 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I am not the hero that Funnyjunk needs
I am the hero that Funnyjunk deserves
User avatar #48 to #47 - skulldan (06/19/2014) [-]
no, we certainly need you!
User avatar #49 to #48 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
<3
I have to remind everyone of their pitiful place
User avatar #42 - mindofthegiant (04/17/2014) [-]
Andy Williams - Danny Boy Thanks for the entertainment
User avatar #43 to #42 - skulldan (04/17/2014) [-]
thanks for being a cool science guy. More than i expected.
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