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#65 - The biggest issue i have with these posts, is im not sure if t… 4 hours ago on keeping it civil +2
#179 - come on fellow dan, you must understand what i meant!  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... 0
User avatar #181 - kingdaniel (14 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, we know what you mean. but don't point out things everyone know. because that's like pointing out that someones Goku. almost everyone here knows Attack on Titan.
#172 - im just saying, its sorta implied. 15 hours ago on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... 0
#9 - are you forming a Banned?  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on Clubbing +6
User avatar #10 - vladhellsing (18 hours ago) [-]
Relax, those tits are extinct.
#19 - kaboomz (13 hours ago) [-]
#50 - 15, how are you still alive on this site, lightblue named person 18 hours ago on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#139 - Rule one. I cant kill anybody! 21 hours ago on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... +1
#137 - she is mikasa...  [+] (5 new replies) 21 hours ago on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... -3
#178 - kingdaniel (15 hours ago) [-]
Dude...
User avatar #179 - skulldan (15 hours ago) [-]
come on fellow dan, you must understand what i meant!
User avatar #181 - kingdaniel (14 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, we know what you mean. but don't point out things everyone know. because that's like pointing out that someones Goku. almost everyone here knows Attack on Titan.
User avatar #170 - rihardololz (16 hours ago) [-]
thats the point
User avatar #172 - skulldan (15 hours ago) [-]
im just saying, its sorta implied.
#136 - He's not your guy mate! 21 hours ago on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... +3
#63 - "anal" 10/20/2014 on This is the world I want to... -1
#194 - JESUS!? 10/20/2014 on Remember this? +1

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User avatar #54 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Aww guy, I thought we were going to do a thing.

I was gonna give you some sick l00tz, like a sweet roll or something.
User avatar #102 to #54 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
**** YEAH 18
User avatar #103 to #102 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
I though it was the lower the number, the better the action.

User avatar #104 to #103 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
WHAT? no way.

you roll stats, from 20 (if you roll shooting 17 then every shot you needs to do +3 to land)
User avatar #105 to #104 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Well alrighty, I guess the roleplay I was in was set up different.

You run for the staff, snatching it up with ease.


Mr.NoMoreStaffy:13 HP Status:Bound (1x Turn)

You:11 HP


Your go.
User avatar #106 to #105 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
smack him upside the head with the staff
User avatar #107 to #106 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
d20 for strength.

(What's your strength? You never said.)


(None of this needs to be super accurate, just don't have it be like.. 20)
User avatar #108 to #107 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
rolled an 11 for the str, and an 8 for the turn
User avatar #109 to #108 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Mkay, now roll a d10, and pick a number between 1 and 6, just like before.
User avatar #110 to #109 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
rolled 6

pick 2
User avatar #111 to #110 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
You do 6 damage, no crit this time.

Mr.Staffy:7 HP Status:Free

You:11 HP

He punches you for 4 damage.

You:7 HP
User avatar #112 to #111 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
summon bear trap at his feet
User avatar #113 to #112 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Well damn, didn't expect that.

He's bound for one turn.

Trap deals 3 damage.

Mr.Staffy:4 HP

You:7 HP
User avatar #114 to #113 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
ok, lets get some distance, gonna run away
User avatar #115 to #114 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
d20, due to your fatigue, you now have a -3 agility debuff.

But I gotta go to bed for now, I'll back back at around 2:00 PM tomorrow.

It's 4:32 AM right now for me.
User avatar #116 to #115 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
what evs, call it gg now
User avatar #81 to #54 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
(moved up here because we ran out)

i fly kick toothy in the eyeball
User avatar #82 to #81 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Roll agility and strength.

(What's your strength?)

(BTW sorry roll, I'm probably going to be mentioning to for a while.)
User avatar #83 to #82 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
2 d 20s?
User avatar #84 to #83 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #85 to #84 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
9

1
User avatar #86 to #85 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Well alrighty, it doesn't matter what your strength is I suppose.


You run up to the creature(Somewhat slow, bet still hauling some pretty thick ass) and you jump up, kicking the creature right in it's central eye, you foot passing through the eye, straight out the back or it's... Orby head. The creature lets out one last howl before falling to the ground, convulsing once, twice, then laying there defeated.


In the scuffle, mr.staffy falls off the eye, his staff being knocked away, also taking 2 damage on the fall.

He tries to mind blast you a second time, hitting you for 4 damage.

What do.


Mr.Staffy:13 HP

You:11 HP
User avatar #87 to #86 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
fire away Mr.Staffy in his staffy arm/shoulder
User avatar #88 to #87 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
d20 to see if you hit, anything 11+ and you're good, you hit, then roll a d6 to see where on his person you hit.


If you get a 11+ then you do the d6, then I'll decide what you roll for damage.
User avatar #89 to #88 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
2
User avatar #91 to #89 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
He has 6 agility(Being the skinny brain-nerd he is) and rolled a 15, he tries to break into a dead sprint, but only lightly shuffles in the direction of his staff.

Your go.

Mr.Staffy:13 HP

You:11 HP
User avatar #92 to #91 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
how far am i and him from the staff?
User avatar #93 to #92 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
You are about 7 feet from his staff, he is about 2 feet, nearly within arms reach.

About a 5 foot gap between you two.
User avatar #94 to #93 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
what spells, class abilities do i have?
User avatar #95 to #94 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
What race are you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
human ranger/hunter
User avatar #97 to #96 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
And your level?
User avatar #98 to #97 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
i dont know. you decide
User avatar #99 to #98 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
I'll say you're level 17, you have 50 MP

Your currently known skill are:
Vine bind:20 MP (Binds targets to a spot momentarily, can be broken by sheer force, though it lasts two turns)

Summon Bear Trap: 35 MP (Can create a magical bear trap up to 3 feet away from you, binding target, and damaging them.)

Arrow Volley: 45 MP (Pepper sprays the designated target with a volley of 10 magic arrows)


You gain 10 MP every turn.
User avatar #100 to #99 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
**** sounds op, but vine bond and run for staff
User avatar #101 to #100 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
d20 for agility.

Mr.Staffy:13 HP Status:bound (2x Turn)

You:11 HP
User avatar #90 to #89 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Damn man. You pull back that bow, let rip and that arrow, it does absolutely **** . Hit the ground not a full 2 feet infront of you.

He's going to try and get his staff, I'll roll his agility to see if he gets it in one turn.
User avatar #56 to #54 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
but what prompted this?
User avatar #55 to #54 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
i would love some sick lootz
User avatar #57 to #55 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Sorry, I thought you weren't going to go along with it anymore, since you hadn't responded in like 7 minutes.
User avatar #58 to #57 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
i dont understand, i responded straight away GIMME GOODS
User avatar #59 to #58 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Well **** guy, gimme a second to get my bearings as to where I was, and I'll see if you kill the toothy thing and mr.staffy. So, would you like to continue here or on the original page?
User avatar #60 to #59 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
wherever is good for you
User avatar #61 to #60 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
So, as we last left off, you have just rolled a 9 out of your 11 agility, so you dodge mr.staffy's mind blast, you now have the floor for whatever you want to do.

mr.staffy:15 HP
Toothy:13 HP

You:15 HP
User avatar #62 to #61 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
might as well stick on Toothy.

i want to jump back and fire my bow
User avatar #63 to #62 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Roll d10 for damage.
User avatar #64 to #63 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
3
User avatar #65 to #64 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Pick a number, one through six.
User avatar #66 to #65 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
4
User avatar #67 to #66 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
You crit, doing 6 damage to toothy, he also has an attack debuff now.

mr.staffy:15 HP
Toothy:7 HP -4 damage debuff

You:15 HP

Not mr.staffy is going to stab out you with his staff that I'm still not sure why he has.

Roll a d20 to see if you can defend.
User avatar #75 to #67 - roll (09/24/2014) [-]
ty for mention
User avatar #71 to #67 - roll (09/24/2014) [-]
*puts on my wizard hat and robe*
User avatar #73 to #71 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
hi roll
User avatar #74 to #73 - roll (09/24/2014) [-]
how are you
User avatar #77 to #74 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
good thanks.
User avatar #68 to #67 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
10
User avatar #69 to #68 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Alrighty, you can defend. (10 or lower was you can, 11+ you couldn't)

How will you try and defend yourself?
User avatar #70 to #69 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
probably try to jump backwards
User avatar #72 to #70 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
What's you END? out of 20.



(Hi roll, welcome to this thing.)
User avatar #76 to #72 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
18
User avatar #78 to #76 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Damn, okay. d20.
User avatar #79 to #78 - skulldan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
17
User avatar #80 to #79 - plerp (09/24/2014) [-]
Clooooseee, you jump out of the way, but you're getting tired from jumping so much. you'll have a -1 modifier on your next agility roll.

He misses, your turn.
#51 - maxwellkruger (09/04/2014) [-]
Is that a flame overlord from Warcraft 3 the frozen throne?
User avatar #53 to #51 - skulldan ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Firelord
User avatar #52 to #51 - skulldan ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Frozen throne
User avatar #45 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #46 to #45 - skulldan ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
you ******* legend
User avatar #47 to #46 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I am not the hero that Funnyjunk needs
I am the hero that Funnyjunk deserves
User avatar #48 to #47 - skulldan ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
no, we certainly need you!
User avatar #49 to #48 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
<3
I have to remind everyone of their pitiful place
User avatar #42 - mindofthegiant (04/17/2014) [-]
Andy Williams - Danny Boy Thanks for the entertainment
User avatar #43 to #42 - skulldan ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
thanks for being a cool science guy. More than i expected.
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