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Youtube Channel: 94thScorpio
X-box Gamertag: Sapient Scorpio
Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
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Comment Ranking:#1128
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#128 - 420praiseit 05/06/2014 on F*ck my life +1
#51 - Picture 04/22/2014 on Earth compared to the... +2
#48 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Earth compared to the... +2
#50 - jwagswashere (04/22/2014) [-]
#51 - skorpius (04/22/2014) [-]
#24 - Picture 04/22/2014 on Letter 0
#22 - "Barry!"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Letter +1
#23 - captainyoshi (04/22/2014) [-]
#30 - Picture 04/22/2014 on every single time +4
#149 - Picture 04/20/2014 on I praise all the time 0
#63 - Call me Kirby... Cause I'm about to take you to…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Little Toe +2
#66 - popeflatus (04/11/2014) [-]
Hi Kirby
#281 - Spice??  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on PvPing with a greatsword 0
User avatar #282 - satrenkotheone (04/11/2014) [-]
You pick up Skeptics Spice and Simpletons Spice which you can use with Magirold(or whatever) at the Iron Keep under the Incense tab to lower the faith or int requirements for a spell. However this reduces its effectiveness.
#276 - I found that crazy too! Everything needs a crazy amount of fai…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on PvPing with a greatsword 0
User avatar #277 - satrenkotheone (04/11/2014) [-]
I love my great lightning spears.

Well this time around you can use spice to lower the requirements.
User avatar #281 - skorpius (04/11/2014) [-]
Spice??
User avatar #282 - satrenkotheone (04/11/2014) [-]
You pick up Skeptics Spice and Simpletons Spice which you can use with Magirold(or whatever) at the Iron Keep under the Incense tab to lower the faith or int requirements for a spell. However this reduces its effectiveness.
#270 - I kind of made my character a jack-of-all-trades so he has a M…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2014 on PvPing with a greatsword 0
User avatar #271 - satrenkotheone (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm trying to bring up int on my character... but all those miracles that need so much faith.
User avatar #276 - skorpius (04/11/2014) [-]
I found that crazy too! Everything needs a crazy amount of faith. I hope all the levels and farming will be worth it.
User avatar #277 - satrenkotheone (04/11/2014) [-]
I love my great lightning spears.

Well this time around you can use spice to lower the requirements.
User avatar #281 - skorpius (04/11/2014) [-]
Spice??
User avatar #282 - satrenkotheone (04/11/2014) [-]
You pick up Skeptics Spice and Simpletons Spice which you can use with Magirold(or whatever) at the Iron Keep under the Incense tab to lower the faith or int requirements for a spell. However this reduces its effectiveness.
#238 - I started as a Cleric and I've been using my mace the entire t…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2014 on PvPing with a greatsword 0
User avatar #251 - satrenkotheone (04/10/2014) [-]
I see.

Well I've always loved the longsword moveset so I stuck with the longsword until I got the sun sword from the sunbro covenant.

I bumped my faith up to crazy, I'm also crazy high level. I don't do much PvP so I don't mind.
User avatar #270 - skorpius (04/10/2014) [-]
I kind of made my character a jack-of-all-trades so he has a Mace, does faith, and has enough intel to use large soul arrows, which is really nice for early game.
User avatar #271 - satrenkotheone (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm trying to bring up int on my character... but all those miracles that need so much faith.
User avatar #276 - skorpius (04/11/2014) [-]
I found that crazy too! Everything needs a crazy amount of faith. I hope all the levels and farming will be worth it.
User avatar #277 - satrenkotheone (04/11/2014) [-]
I love my great lightning spears.

Well this time around you can use spice to lower the requirements.
User avatar #281 - skorpius (04/11/2014) [-]
Spice??
User avatar #282 - satrenkotheone (04/11/2014) [-]
You pick up Skeptics Spice and Simpletons Spice which you can use with Magirold(or whatever) at the Iron Keep under the Incense tab to lower the faith or int requirements for a spell. However this reduces its effectiveness.
#23 - I'm in Theory of Play Production (I'm a Musical Theatre major)… 04/10/2014 on true story 0
#223 - That sounds pretty damn good to me. I haven't played enough Da…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/10/2014 on PvPing with a greatsword 0
User avatar #231 - satrenkotheone (04/10/2014) [-]
Well I think it's pretty good, with my character I can do a 7 hit combo and I cannot remember the damage per hit but it should be close to 225 if the target didn't have armour. Well at least the swords stats say so.
User avatar #238 - skorpius (04/10/2014) [-]
I started as a Cleric and I've been using my mace the entire time. It does a decent amount of damage for early game (I'm in No-Mans Wharf). I've been meaning to play more, but then Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea Episode 2 came out. So many games, so little time...
User avatar #251 - satrenkotheone (04/10/2014) [-]
I see.

Well I've always loved the longsword moveset so I stuck with the longsword until I got the sun sword from the sunbro covenant.

I bumped my faith up to crazy, I'm also crazy high level. I don't do much PvP so I don't mind.
User avatar #270 - skorpius (04/10/2014) [-]
I kind of made my character a jack-of-all-trades so he has a Mace, does faith, and has enough intel to use large soul arrows, which is really nice for early game.
User avatar #271 - satrenkotheone (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm trying to bring up int on my character... but all those miracles that need so much faith.
User avatar #276 - skorpius (04/11/2014) [-]
I found that crazy too! Everything needs a crazy amount of faith. I hope all the levels and farming will be worth it.
User avatar #277 - satrenkotheone (04/11/2014) [-]
I love my great lightning spears.

Well this time around you can use spice to lower the requirements.
User avatar #281 - skorpius (04/11/2014) [-]
Spice??
User avatar #282 - satrenkotheone (04/11/2014) [-]
You pick up Skeptics Spice and Simpletons Spice which you can use with Magirold(or whatever) at the Iron Keep under the Incense tab to lower the faith or int requirements for a spell. However this reduces its effectiveness.
#209 - It's probably a kick-ass sword. **** that guy, an…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/10/2014 on PvPing with a greatsword +1
User avatar #214 - satrenkotheone (04/10/2014) [-]
Dude, it has A scaling in both Dex and Strength.
#223 - skorpius (04/10/2014) [-]
That sounds pretty damn good to me. I haven't played enough Dark Souls 2 to really tell what those things do yet, so please excuse my ignorance.
User avatar #231 - satrenkotheone (04/10/2014) [-]
Well I think it's pretty good, with my character I can do a 7 hit combo and I cannot remember the damage per hit but it should be close to 225 if the target didn't have armour. Well at least the swords stats say so.
User avatar #238 - skorpius (04/10/2014) [-]
I started as a Cleric and I've been using my mace the entire time. It does a decent amount of damage for early game (I'm in No-Mans Wharf). I've been meaning to play more, but then Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea Episode 2 came out. So many games, so little time...
User avatar #251 - satrenkotheone (04/10/2014) [-]
I see.

Well I've always loved the longsword moveset so I stuck with the longsword until I got the sun sword from the sunbro covenant.

I bumped my faith up to crazy, I'm also crazy high level. I don't do much PvP so I don't mind.
User avatar #270 - skorpius (04/10/2014) [-]
I kind of made my character a jack-of-all-trades so he has a Mace, does faith, and has enough intel to use large soul arrows, which is really nice for early game.
User avatar #271 - satrenkotheone (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm trying to bring up int on my character... but all those miracles that need so much faith.
User avatar #276 - skorpius (04/11/2014) [-]
I found that crazy too! Everything needs a crazy amount of faith. I hope all the levels and farming will be worth it.
User avatar #277 - satrenkotheone (04/11/2014) [-]
I love my great lightning spears.

Well this time around you can use spice to lower the requirements.
User avatar #281 - skorpius (04/11/2014) [-]
Spice??
User avatar #282 - satrenkotheone (04/11/2014) [-]
You pick up Skeptics Spice and Simpletons Spice which you can use with Magirold(or whatever) at the Iron Keep under the Incense tab to lower the faith or int requirements for a spell. However this reduces its effectiveness.
#205 - But he is also part of the Dark Souls universe. And y…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on PvPing with a greatsword +3
#252 - satrenkotheone (04/10/2014) [-]
Here's another DkS picture I found.
#315 - Yay JonTron!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #454 - jontron (04/10/2014) [-]
yay.
#317 - hankhillofthe (04/10/2014) [-]
#63 - Picture 04/06/2014 on Perfect typography +1
#157 - Holy **** , I want to meet him. 03/26/2014 on When gf asks if she looks fat +1
#156 - I actually find him quite funny. Also, I highly respect his op… 03/26/2014 on When gf asks if she looks fat 0
#71 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Two Girl Problem +1
#75 - luckyspirit (03/26/2014) [-]
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For SFW pictures

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For NSFW pictures


The easiest thing to do is make an account and blacklist the things you don't want to see. DB has some decent stuff and a lot of really good artists, but there are always trolls and dumbasses who shitpost on there
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#122 - Yes for JonTron  [+] (6 new replies) 03/26/2014 on When gf asks if she looks fat 0
User avatar #154 - jontron (03/26/2014) [-]
no for skorplus
#150 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
Why does everyone worship this stupid attention whore? He isn't even funny.
User avatar #156 - skorpius (03/26/2014) [-]
I actually find him quite funny. Also, I highly respect his opinions on games and I'm always interested to see what he says. But then again, you're a fucking anonymous, so gtfo.
User avatar #155 - jontron (03/26/2014) [-]
o
#146 - kogathedark (03/26/2014) [-]
I got to meet him at a bar here in Philly when he came to do Continue show.
He's crazier than he is in the videos. Hahaha
User avatar #157 - skorpius (03/26/2014) [-]
Holy fuck, I want to meet him.
#71 - Comment deleted 03/23/2014 on SMASHING! +4
#139 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on Praise the sun 0
#141 - dudewitharake (03/22/2014) [-]
#137 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Praise the sun 0
#138 - dudewitharake (03/22/2014) [-]
#139 - skorpius (03/22/2014) [-]
#141 - dudewitharake (03/22/2014) [-]
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