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#64 - **skorpius rolls 5,395** 07/09/2014 on muh sticky power 0
#40 - It's ok, I am too. 07/09/2014 on Sums it all.... 0
#792 - **skorpius rolls 0,592** 07/09/2014 on halp, im trapped in a sticky 0
#3492 - **skorpius rolls 923,125,578** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#94 - Watch dat **** ! 07/08/2014 on The Great War 0
#2927 - Well yes, that too. I haven't actually played that game so I d…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday 0
User avatar #2935 - endodoobiesmoke (07/08/2014) [-]
man im talkin ps1 material n i was a teen then its a gd game for its time!
#2918 - Haha no, that's fine! I'm just too lazy to take a selfie.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday +1
User avatar #2925 - endodoobiesmoke (07/08/2014) [-]
i aint takin the piss outta not takin a selfie its just when any1 says "headshot" this pic comes into my head!
User avatar #2927 - skorpius (07/08/2014) [-]
Well yes, that too. I haven't actually played that game so I don't really know much about it.
User avatar #2935 - endodoobiesmoke (07/08/2014) [-]
man im talkin ps1 material n i was a teen then its a gd game for its time!
#2888 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday 0
User avatar #2910 - endodoobiesmoke (07/08/2014) [-]
sorry but i had a syphon filter addiction as a child!
#2918 - skorpius (07/08/2014) [-]
Haha no, that's fine! I'm just too lazy to take a selfie.
User avatar #2925 - endodoobiesmoke (07/08/2014) [-]
i aint takin the piss outta not takin a selfie its just when any1 says "headshot" this pic comes into my head!
User avatar #2927 - skorpius (07/08/2014) [-]
Well yes, that too. I haven't actually played that game so I don't really know much about it.
User avatar #2935 - endodoobiesmoke (07/08/2014) [-]
man im talkin ps1 material n i was a teen then its a gd game for its time!
#2819 - I don't have a selfie, so heres a recent headshot.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday +3
#2875 - endodoobiesmoke (07/08/2014) [-]
heres another head shot!
#2888 - skorpius (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #2910 - endodoobiesmoke (07/08/2014) [-]
sorry but i had a syphon filter addiction as a child!
#2918 - skorpius (07/08/2014) [-]
Haha no, that's fine! I'm just too lazy to take a selfie.
User avatar #2925 - endodoobiesmoke (07/08/2014) [-]
i aint takin the piss outta not takin a selfie its just when any1 says "headshot" this pic comes into my head!
User avatar #2927 - skorpius (07/08/2014) [-]
Well yes, that too. I haven't actually played that game so I don't really know much about it.
User avatar #2935 - endodoobiesmoke (07/08/2014) [-]
man im talkin ps1 material n i was a teen then its a gd game for its time!
#38 - Picture 07/06/2014 on Transfered in the draft +2
#30 - Picture 07/04/2014 on Archer 0
#150 - Picture 07/04/2014 on (untitled) +2
#87 - Well it's changing something, so I say CLOSE ENOUGH. 07/04/2014 on Amazing Shovel 0
#79 - PRAISE THE SUN 07/03/2014 on Amazing Shovel 0
#78 - **skorpius rolls 33** Make this your profile picture.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Amazing Shovel 0
#84 - icecoldkilla (07/03/2014) [-]
That's not a status, dumb-dumb. Try again.
User avatar #87 - skorpius (07/04/2014) [-]
Well it's changing something, so I say CLOSE ENOUGH.
#79 - skorpius (07/03/2014) [-]
PRAISE THE SUN
#126 - Picture 07/01/2014 on VICTORY. 0
#75 - I thought this was FJ?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on do u even fj? +5
User avatar #87 - hashtronaut (07/01/2014) [-]
i'd watch this.
#132 - Picture 06/30/2014 on scary +7
#103 - Laughed for a good while. 06/30/2014 on stop that +3
#84 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on Every time +2
#88 - symbion (06/29/2014) [-]
i laughed way too hard at this one.. xD
#64 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2014 on yay admin 0
User avatar #122 - TheBigGummyBear (06/29/2014) [-]
who is this guy?
User avatar #127 - supermandan (06/29/2014) [-]
JonTron
User avatar #126 - stadic (06/29/2014) [-]
Jontron
Pretty funny dude
#61 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2014 on yay admin 0
User avatar #62 - yisumad (06/29/2014) [-]
This will make a fine addition to my collection
#64 - skorpius (06/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #122 - TheBigGummyBear (06/29/2014) [-]
who is this guy?
User avatar #127 - supermandan (06/29/2014) [-]
JonTron
User avatar #126 - stadic (06/29/2014) [-]
Jontron
Pretty funny dude
#61 - Picture 06/28/2014 on Just man things 0
#17 - This was my first shiny too, but I used the Masuda Method to g…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on So I heard y'all like... +4
User avatar #47 - YllekNayr (06/28/2014) [-]
You teach it Payback, too
#288 - Picture 06/26/2014 on satisfying +1
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User avatar #2 - murrlogic (8 hours ago) [-]
boop
#3 to #2 - skorpius (8 hours ago) [-]
Hello. Why did you boop me?
User avatar #66 to #3 - murrlogic (6 hours ago) [-]
>Not bringing your dogs to class with you
User avatar #67 to #66 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
I ******* wish. We can't have pets in the dorms, and it sucks because I would love to bring my one dog here to stay with me.
User avatar #68 to #67 - murrlogic (6 hours ago) [-]
He'd be a massive distraction
User avatar #69 to #68 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
probably, but I live in a single large dorm room by myself, so sometimes it would be nice to have my dog here with me.
User avatar #70 to #69 - murrlogic (6 hours ago) [-]
He'd eat up all the space
User avatar #71 to #70 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
She's relatively small. The only real problem would be is that she's very hyperactive so she'd need lots of walks to get her energy down, and I don't really have time to do that.
User avatar #56 to #3 - murrlogic (6 hours ago) [-]
I thought Waifuism came with the packaged deal of discovering anime

Its like if anime were a person it cock slaps you and says "Here is your semen devouring cum dumpster"

>I don't want this
>Its free and she's in heat
User avatar #57 to #56 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm not really sure. There's never been one character that stood out for me and made me really fall in love with them. I just enjoy reading an occasional manga here and there and watch the fandoms wreak havoc from afar.
User avatar #58 to #57 - murrlogic (6 hours ago) [-]
That's odd picking a waifu is easy

sometimes you can pick multiple waifus but there is always that ONE waifu you cherish whereas the others are just there when you want a change of pace

Guess it depends upon your taste of women. I like vain, sociopathic, greedy women who give no ***** about anyone but themselves
#59 to #58 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
I guess if there is one girl I had to pick That I really liked, it would be Tsuyu Asui from Boku No Hero.

She's a frog lady and she is adorable.
User avatar #60 to #59 - murrlogic (6 hours ago) [-]
In a blowjob contest pretty sure your waifu would win because her tounge would do most of the work

Meanwhile mine would rip my dick off with her teeth then spit it somewhere in a garbage can as I bled to death
#61 to #60 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
I don't think I'm really sexually attracted to her, cause she's a character. I just think she's very cute. I want them to go more in depth with her sometime soon.
User avatar #62 to #61 - murrlogic (6 hours ago) [-]
So you like qt girls doing qt things
User avatar #63 to #62 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
Pretty much. And she's a frog basically, and I think frogs are awesome. I've actually owned frogs before as a kid.
User avatar #64 to #63 - murrlogic (6 hours ago) [-]
I own 2 cats
User avatar #65 to #64 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
I have a cat and 2 dogs back home. I'm at college now, so I don't have them here with me. There awesome though.
User avatar #48 to #3 - murrlogic (6 hours ago) [-]
GOOD

Keep watching Gravity Falls. Gravity Falls is ******* hilarious and even tho Soos is a ******* idiot...he is still leagues smarter than Korra

In fact in a game of intelligence I am damn well certain Soos could figure out basic **** faster than Korra because Korra will get frustrated after 3 seconds and then proceed to do what she normally does and punch her problem to death
User avatar #49 to #48 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
I want to watch more of that definitely. What are your favorite shows?
User avatar #50 to #49 - murrlogic (6 hours ago) [-]
Not Korra. Not anymore. Asami is the only good thing about that show

Gravity Falls which I still need to finish. I took a hiatus after the "Giffany" episode

Elementary which is the US version to BBC's sherlock a show I also need to finish

Lost, Person of Interest, House, 24
User avatar #51 to #50 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
Actually, I really like HIMYM

Is that bad?
#52 to #51 - murrlogic (6 hours ago) [-]
I don't see why. Its a by the books comedy

I'm not gonna hate you if you like Big Bang Theory or some **** your taste is your taste it would take a lot out of me to call you **** on anything

You have a waifu?
User avatar #53 to #52 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
I ******* hate Big Bang Theory. I just like HIMYM cause the writing is very well thought out and everybody in the cast and crew seems like they have a fun time. I do not have a waifu of any sort. Although, a great manga I have been reading lately is called Boku No Hero (My Hero Academy) and It's ******* awesome.
User avatar #54 to #53 - murrlogic (6 hours ago) [-]
>Boku No Hero

That is one word off from a red flag my friend
User avatar #55 to #54 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
Hahaha yes, the title makes it sound like Boku no Pico, but it is not porn of any sort. It is a relatively new manga that has actually been getting into the number 1 spot recently in Japan. It only has about 27 chapters translated so far, but it's ******* awesome. It's about how everyone is born with a super power special to them(called "quirks") and it's about a boy who becomes a hero despite the fact that he has no powers at all. It's really good so far.
#36 to #3 - murrlogic (7 hours ago) [-]
She is a goddamn idiot! Holy **** Bryan and Mike made her stupid on purpose. They KNEW Tumblr would love her regardless because "Brown skinned fit female protagonist"

Also ********* who're into fit chicks like Korra because "Holy **** those muscles"

Korra has the IQ of a ******* BRICK.

>How do I solve this problem? I tried punching it. I tried Punching it harder.
>...LETS PUNCH IT AGAIN

I swear to god all of my money is going into my "pissing off tumblr" project
User avatar #37 to #36 - skorpius (7 hours ago) [-]
I would need to watch the show to truly judge her character, but I understand the complaints from what I know of the show.
User avatar #38 to #37 - murrlogic (7 hours ago) [-]
Also you aren't wrong in saying Asami is attractive as **** but there are more Korra lovers than Asami lovers

Asami is a very wealthy woman. Her father gave her his entire fortune after he got busted for a terrorist attack that backfired

Asami also has issues...She watched her mom get burn to ashes at the age of 8. She watched a terrorist group kill her father and since this show suffers from horrible writing she just deals with it

In actuality this woman she be a ******* ball of mixed emotions right now ranging from rising anger, vengeance, extreme violence, and homicidal depression. She should not be remotely happy right now
User avatar #39 to #38 - skorpius (7 hours ago) [-]
I think that's the complaint I heard the most, is that they had all these very cool side characters that were way more interesting than Korra, and they all got ****** over in the end. That just ******* sucks and is complete ******** . You should always have at least one episode entirely about one of the main side characters that fully explains their character.
User avatar #40 to #39 - murrlogic (7 hours ago) [-]
Its like if Korra were a sentient character she just looks down upon her 3 "friends" and says "See that title? Does it ******* say Legend of Bolin? Legend of Mako? Legend of Sato?"

>N-No

>EXACTLY!

**** you Korra. I'm glad Bryan and Mike are never allowed to work on anything Avatar related ever again. Thank you based Nick for kicking those asshole out of the developer room
User avatar #41 to #40 - skorpius (7 hours ago) [-]
Is that why Korra ended or was it that they were just done with the project?
User avatar #42 to #41 - murrlogic (7 hours ago) [-]
Multiple different reasons

1- Airbender the show that came before Korra was a ******* money ******** Machine. Spongebob was dropping in ratings because Airbender was THAT addicting

Nick shat a brick on how much money this show was making and gave Bryan and Mike all the power and money they needed to make Korra as good as Airbender

Did it work? ...Kind of. The loyal fans of the show stayed because we're battered wives and when Legend of Waifus showed us what happens when you make bad writing as bad as possible its like staying to watch a train wreck

It also doesn't help this show aired on 8 PM...on a FRIDAY NIGHT
User avatar #43 to #42 - skorpius (7 hours ago) [-]
I remember I actually really liked Airbender. I know I need to rewatch that, because it has been forever and I don't remember a thing from it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - murrlogic (7 hours ago) [-]
Airbender ends on a satisfying if not a Deus Ex Machina of a note

Regardless Deus Ex Machina or not **** was ******* hilariously epic. Literally ripping someone's bending ability out thru his ******* forehead then Aang is like "You can't bend anymore. You ain't **** "

Then you look at how Korra ends...and how Tumblr is crying tears of joy that their muscle bound idiot waifu won by punching **** ...and Asami is still a ******* useless character

and then I started drinking.
User avatar #45 to #44 - skorpius (7 hours ago) [-]
And then they end up together...
User avatar #46 to #45 - murrlogic (7 hours ago) [-]
Tumblr pushing agendas...

I'm just gonna tel you right now...don't ever watch this show. Because Tumblr is hijacking the **** out of it it's THERE show now

Just like how Adventure Time became their show as well

This is why I make comics...and drink

Because shockingly enough it gets Tumblr's attention and Tumblr actually starts to hate me
User avatar #47 to #46 - skorpius (6 hours ago) [-]
I ******* hate adventure time. I actually really like Gravity Falls. Everytime I watch it, it makes me happy. I will never watch Korra though, I'll never get around to it, and I've heard enough **** about it to make me not want to watch it.
#18 to #3 - murrlogic (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm hungry I want some food

and liquor
User avatar #19 to #18 - skorpius (8 hours ago) [-]
I want these things as well, though I had Taco Bell, so I'm not super hungry. I'm 20, so the alcohol is hard to obtain still.
#20 to #19 - murrlogic (8 hours ago) [-]
I want Vodka/Milk and French Fries
I want Vodka/Milk and French Fries
User avatar #21 to #20 - skorpius (8 hours ago) [-]
Is In-N-Out still open right now? That **** is awesome.
#22 to #21 - murrlogic (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm an expert when it comes to fries

In and Out Fries are like chalk
User avatar #23 to #22 - skorpius (8 hours ago) [-]
That's true, but the burgers are good, and their milkshakes are pretty damn good to. For the prices anyway.
#24 to #23 - murrlogic (8 hours ago) [-]
KFC and 5 Guys are the best fries

Jack in the Box comes next followed by Carls
User avatar #25 to #24 - skorpius (8 hours ago) [-]
KFC has fries??
#26 to #25 - murrlogic (7 hours ago) [-]
***** so good thick too
User avatar #27 to #26 - skorpius (7 hours ago) [-]
IS that only in Cali? I don't remember them having fries before.
#28 to #27 - murrlogic (7 hours ago) [-]
Just ask for a box of Potato Wedges **** tastes so good
User avatar #29 to #28 - skorpius (7 hours ago) [-]
I'll do it next time I go. I ******* love fries. It's one of the few places we have here in Ellensburg.
#30 to #29 - murrlogic (7 hours ago) [-]
There are many things I love

My waifu

Fries

Vodka/Milk

Financial domination
User avatar #31 to #30 - skorpius (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm guessing Asami is your waifu? Just a wild guess.
#32 to #31 - murrlogic (7 hours ago) [-]
You know one day Tumblr is gonna find all my artwork and do their damndest to kill me

There are no word how much I hate Korra

Seriously...she's imaginary. She isn't real but that fact she even exists as a thought angers me greatly

I have ****** 4 women....and yet I find sex boring as all ****
User avatar #33 to #32 - skorpius (7 hours ago) [-]
Wait, I'm confused. Do you like Asami and hate Korra, or just hate all of Korra?
#34 to #33 - murrlogic (7 hours ago) [-]
>Korra the show

Disappointments and dropped balls everywhere. Watching the show is like watching bad fanfiction that suddenly got brought up by Nick executives

>Korra the character

I want her to die. You ever hate a character so badly you literally drink....for 4 days straight because she angers you this badly...All that vodka and I can still hear her voice.

>Asami

She is all I ever think about ever. And Tumblr ruined her. Holy **** I wanted to cry I am so pathetic
User avatar #35 to #34 - skorpius (7 hours ago) [-]
I never watched the show, but I know it has a huge fanbase. I do think Asami is a very ******* attractive character (that said, I do not have any waifu of any sort, and don't watch anime or shows like Korra). I have seen a lot of hate for Korra though.
User avatar #4 to #3 - murrlogic (8 hours ago) [-]
Because i'm bored as **** and looking for conversation
User avatar #5 to #4 - skorpius (8 hours ago) [-]
I can get behind that logic. I'm also bored as **** . How are you (besides bored)? Where did you find me?
User avatar #6 to #5 - murrlogic (8 hours ago) [-]
FJ Randomizer

An App I created that allows me to roll profiles and then I go from there
User avatar #7 to #6 - skorpius (8 hours ago) [-]
That is actually really cool. Am I the first person you talked to or was it just commenting on a bunch of peoples profiles?
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic (8 hours ago) [-]
I think I have successfully commented on 200 profiles yours being #200
User avatar #9 to #8 - skorpius (8 hours ago) [-]
Well, then I feel pretty special. Where are you from?
User avatar #10 to #9 - murrlogic (8 hours ago) [-]
Santa Rosa California
User avatar #11 to #10 - skorpius (8 hours ago) [-]
Wow, I have a couple friends from Cali. I'm from Washington, currently in the middle of butt **** nowhere (also known as Ellensburg) at CWU.
User avatar #12 to #11 - murrlogic (8 hours ago) [-]
Doesn't Washington get **** tons of Rain and Sleet?
User avatar #13 to #12 - skorpius (8 hours ago) [-]
Rain? Yes. Sleet? Occasionally. Some places get more rain than others... It ******* sucks sometimes. We don't get snow anymore apparently.
User avatar #14 to #13 - murrlogic (8 hours ago) [-]
I rather it rain all the time then have this ******* drought ********
User avatar #15 to #14 - skorpius (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh, **** that's right! I forgot there was a drought down there. I was just in Vegas for Christmas and it was 72 in late December. How hot is the weather down there right now?
User avatar #16 to #15 - murrlogic (8 hours ago) [-]
70+
User avatar #17 to #16 - skorpius (8 hours ago) [-]
God, that's better than here. It has been unusually warm though, about a mid 40's to high 30's range, which is really odd for Washington.
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