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Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
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#793 - Good thing I can play Dark Souls in peace... 08/03/2012 on Morbid For Xbox Users +5
#444 - Time to move to Italy and become a cop.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on I'm so proud... +11
User avatar #453 - magict (08/03/2012) [-]
There are two of those Gallardo's that patrol the Vatican.
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#2626 - Picture 08/02/2012 on so. 0
#225 - This is what I computer tech people say. One time A game froze… 08/01/2012 on Apple support 0
#99 - You got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one. 08/01/2012 on All kids will understand... +1
#237 - He's awesome once you evolve him. He's like the Dragonite of B… 07/31/2012 on Pokemon alphabet 0
#234 - Turtwig! 07/31/2012 on Pokemon alphabet 0
#232 - **skorpius rolls 387** **** it, why not?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2012 on Pokemon alphabet 0
User avatar #234 - skorpius (07/31/2012) [-]
Turtwig!
#231 - **** YEAH POLIWHIRL! He's my favorite! :D 07/31/2012 on Pokemon alphabet 0
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being a fucking pig like a bosss
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toast!!!!
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holy shit this thread made me laugh more than anything I've ever seen on fj!
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#346 - funnyguyhuh (07/26/2012) [-]
being a fucking pig like a bosss
#299 - hellzone (07/26/2012) [-]
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#345 - funnyguyhuh (07/26/2012) [-]
toast!!!!
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#336 - thatdamngreek (07/26/2012) [-]
holy shit this thread made me laugh more than anything I've ever seen on fj!
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#90454 - Anybody on here play WoW still? Is there anyone here… 07/24/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#196 - Not as bad as a girl at my school. Her name is Emerald and we …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2012 on For all of the grammar nazis +2
#234 - drizztrocks (07/24/2012) [-]
This one black girl kept showing me her pussy...
Am I doing it right?
#223 - Doesn't Bane die? 07/24/2012 on World's Worst 0
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#109 - How did this get more thumbs than the double dubs???  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Grammar is important -56
#220 - anonymous (07/23/2012) [-]
He only rolled dubs which isn't that hard.
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#234 - **** yeah, Dark Souls! 07/23/2012 on Niggers 0
#387 - The original goes up to defeating Jock of Blades in the Hall o…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2012 on Steam summer sale +1
User avatar #391 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
I used the blade that you can buy in bowerstone north. Also, once you work up your guile, and buy a lot of produce/anything. The game has a stock price changer, so if they have none of your item, they will buy high, if they have a bunch of your item, they will sell/buy low. So you can buy say, 500 red meats(just buy every produce from everyone you meet) and sell it to they guy for 12 gold a piece, then when he has 500, you can buy them for 2 gold a piece. Repeat for infinite money.
#377 - I only had the regular Fable, and never bought the Lost Chapte…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Steam summer sale +1
User avatar #386 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Here's a hint I didn't know until recently. When you eat exp giving foods, they are also affected by your combat multiplier, same goes with the potions.
User avatar #380 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Awesome game through and through. I really like the added end game. I never beat the original so I don't know how far it got, but I think that everything with frost trolls was an addition. That game was the first game that made me understand how awesome it is to be evil.
User avatar #387 - skorpius (07/23/2012) [-]
The original goes up to defeating Jock of Blades in the Hall of Heroes. After that, there's nothing really to do. But in the Lost Chapters, there's still quite a bit to do, and if you were good, you don't get fucked over because you can't get the sword of Aeons! But The Sword of Aeons used to do about 500 damage rather than 200, but Avo's tear is still cool.
User avatar #391 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
I used the blade that you can buy in bowerstone north. Also, once you work up your guile, and buy a lot of produce/anything. The game has a stock price changer, so if they have none of your item, they will buy high, if they have a bunch of your item, they will sell/buy low. So you can buy say, 500 red meats(just buy every produce from everyone you meet) and sell it to they guy for 12 gold a piece, then when he has 500, you can buy them for 2 gold a piece. Repeat for infinite money.
#375 - I got Fable: The Lost Chapters for only $2.80... Best decision…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Steam summer sale +4
#389 - verby (07/23/2012) [-]
I got that game and it won't fucking run. I sent them an email demanding my $2.80 back
User avatar #376 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Love that game. Have it for PS2, Xbox, and computer. Played each one all the way through the end. With various boasts and self made restrictions. But I could never get the Skorm's bow...
User avatar #379 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
But it's not for PS2.
User avatar #385 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Well then, I guess there goes another part of my childhood... Makes more sense your way now that I'm really thinking about it.
User avatar #388 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
How did you think it was for PS2?
User avatar #393 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
My baby sitter would bring over a ps2 or an xbox every time he would come over to baby sit me and my sister. So all of his games would get mixed up in my head as to which system they came from. He had the regular version and the lost chapters version, and I though he bought one for each system. Apparent mistake on my part.
User avatar #396 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
All is forgiven.
User avatar #400 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #403 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
Not a problem. Go forth my brother knowing all is well in the mind of the cupcake and you shall not face my wrath.
User avatar #377 - skorpius (07/23/2012) [-]
I only had the regular Fable, and never bought the Lost Chapters (I saw it a lot) because I figured they didn't add that much... Then I read up about it, and thought it was freaking awesome, but nobody carried it anymore. So when it was 75% off, I was fucking sold. So glad I bought it.
User avatar #386 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Here's a hint I didn't know until recently. When you eat exp giving foods, they are also affected by your combat multiplier, same goes with the potions.
User avatar #380 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Awesome game through and through. I really like the added end game. I never beat the original so I don't know how far it got, but I think that everything with frost trolls was an addition. That game was the first game that made me understand how awesome it is to be evil.
User avatar #387 - skorpius (07/23/2012) [-]
The original goes up to defeating Jock of Blades in the Hall of Heroes. After that, there's nothing really to do. But in the Lost Chapters, there's still quite a bit to do, and if you were good, you don't get fucked over because you can't get the sword of Aeons! But The Sword of Aeons used to do about 500 damage rather than 200, but Avo's tear is still cool.
User avatar #391 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
I used the blade that you can buy in bowerstone north. Also, once you work up your guile, and buy a lot of produce/anything. The game has a stock price changer, so if they have none of your item, they will buy high, if they have a bunch of your item, they will sell/buy low. So you can buy say, 500 red meats(just buy every produce from everyone you meet) and sell it to they guy for 12 gold a piece, then when he has 500, you can buy them for 2 gold a piece. Repeat for infinite money.
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