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#622 - **skorpius used "*roll picture*"** **skorpius rolled image ** 19 hours ago on Mystery Amazon Package 0
#165 - Don't you just love My Hero Academy? 05/03/2016 on Tongue Game Too Strong +19
#34 - I god damn love My Hero Academia.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2016 on >mfw life +6
#52 - bonlino (04/29/2016) [-]
i love izuku's mum. she's so damn adorable.
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#39 - marno (04/29/2016) [-]
I didn't like the first episode. Think I should give it another shot?
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#59 - joebobtheasian (04/29/2016) [-]
Yes absolutely
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#41 - dreygur (04/29/2016) [-]
The show doesn't really set off until the 2nd or 3rd episode, like with so many anime. General rule of thumb is to watch the first 3 episodes before deciding whether to go on or leave it.
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#73 - obviousxplains (10/07/2015) [-]
hello person
i have an inquiry regarding your username
#74 to #73 - skorpius (10/07/2015) [-]
What is your inquiry?
#75 to #74 - obviousxplains (10/07/2015) [-]
what does it mean?
#72 - murrlogic (02/01/2015) [-]
#2 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
#3 to #2 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Hello. Why did you boop me?
#66 to #3 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
>Not bringing your dogs to class with you
#67 to #66 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I ******* wish. We can't have pets in the dorms, and it sucks because I would love to bring my one dog here to stay with me.
#68 to #67 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
He'd be a massive distraction
#69 to #68 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
probably, but I live in a single large dorm room by myself, so sometimes it would be nice to have my dog here with me.
#70 to #69 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
He'd eat up all the space
#71 to #70 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
She's relatively small. The only real problem would be is that she's very hyperactive so she'd need lots of walks to get her energy down, and I don't really have time to do that.
#56 to #3 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
I thought Waifuism came with the packaged deal of discovering anime

Its like if anime were a person it cock slaps you and says "Here is your semen devouring cum dumpster"

>I don't want this
>Its free and she's in heat
#57 to #56 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm not really sure. There's never been one character that stood out for me and made me really fall in love with them. I just enjoy reading an occasional manga here and there and watch the fandoms wreak havoc from afar.
#58 to #57 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
That's odd picking a waifu is easy

sometimes you can pick multiple waifus but there is always that ONE waifu you cherish whereas the others are just there when you want a change of pace

Guess it depends upon your taste of women. I like vain, sociopathic, greedy women who give no ***** about anyone but themselves
#59 to #58 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I guess if there is one girl I had to pick That I really liked, it would be Tsuyu Asui from Boku No Hero.

She's a frog lady and she is adorable.
#60 to #59 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
In a blowjob contest pretty sure your waifu would win because her tounge would do most of the work

Meanwhile mine would rip my dick off with her teeth then spit it somewhere in a garbage can as I bled to death
#61 to #60 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I don't think I'm really sexually attracted to her, cause she's a character. I just think she's very cute. I want them to go more in depth with her sometime soon.
#62 to #61 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
So you like qt girls doing qt things
#63 to #62 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Pretty much. And she's a frog basically, and I think frogs are awesome. I've actually owned frogs before as a kid.
#64 to #63 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
I own 2 cats
#65 to #64 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I have a cat and 2 dogs back home. I'm at college now, so I don't have them here with me. There awesome though.
#48 to #3 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]

Keep watching Gravity Falls. Gravity Falls is ******* hilarious and even tho Soos is a ******* idiot...he is still leagues smarter than Korra

In fact in a game of intelligence I am damn well certain Soos could figure out basic **** faster than Korra because Korra will get frustrated after 3 seconds and then proceed to do what she normally does and punch her problem to death
#49 to #48 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I want to watch more of that definitely. What are your favorite shows?
#50 to #49 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
Not Korra. Not anymore. Asami is the only good thing about that show

Gravity Falls which I still need to finish. I took a hiatus after the "Giffany" episode

Elementary which is the US version to BBC's sherlock a show I also need to finish

Lost, Person of Interest, House, 24
#51 to #50 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Actually, I really like HIMYM

Is that bad?
#52 to #51 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
I don't see why. Its a by the books comedy

I'm not gonna hate you if you like Big Bang Theory or some **** your taste is your taste it would take a lot out of me to call you **** on anything

You have a waifu?
#53 to #52 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I ******* hate Big Bang Theory. I just like HIMYM cause the writing is very well thought out and everybody in the cast and crew seems like they have a fun time. I do not have a waifu of any sort. Although, a great manga I have been reading lately is called Boku No Hero (My Hero Academy) and It's ******* awesome.
#54 to #53 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
>Boku No Hero

That is one word off from a red flag my friend
#55 to #54 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Hahaha yes, the title makes it sound like Boku no Pico, but it is not porn of any sort. It is a relatively new manga that has actually been getting into the number 1 spot recently in Japan. It only has about 27 chapters translated so far, but it's ******* awesome. It's about how everyone is born with a super power special to them(called "quirks") and it's about a boy who becomes a hero despite the fact that he has no powers at all. It's really good so far.
#36 to #3 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
She is a goddamn idiot! Holy **** Bryan and Mike made her stupid on purpose. They KNEW Tumblr would love her regardless because "Brown skinned fit female protagonist"

Also ********* who're into fit chicks like Korra because "Holy **** those muscles"

Korra has the IQ of a ******* BRICK.

>How do I solve this problem? I tried punching it. I tried Punching it harder.

I swear to god all of my money is going into my "pissing off tumblr" project
#37 to #36 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I would need to watch the show to truly judge her character, but I understand the complaints from what I know of the show.
#38 to #37 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
Also you aren't wrong in saying Asami is attractive as **** but there are more Korra lovers than Asami lovers

Asami is a very wealthy woman. Her father gave her his entire fortune after he got busted for a terrorist attack that backfired

Asami also has issues...She watched her mom get burn to ashes at the age of 8. She watched a terrorist group kill her father and since this show suffers from horrible writing she just deals with it

In actuality this woman she be a ******* ball of mixed emotions right now ranging from rising anger, vengeance, extreme violence, and homicidal depression. She should not be remotely happy right now
#39 to #38 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I think that's the complaint I heard the most, is that they had all these very cool side characters that were way more interesting than Korra, and they all got ****** over in the end. That just ******* sucks and is complete ********. You should always have at least one episode entirely about one of the main side characters that fully explains their character.
#40 to #39 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
Its like if Korra were a sentient character she just looks down upon her 3 "friends" and says "See that title? Does it ******* say Legend of Bolin? Legend of Mako? Legend of Sato?"



**** you Korra. I'm glad Bryan and Mike are never allowed to work on anything Avatar related ever again. Thank you based Nick for kicking those asshole out of the developer room
#41 to #40 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Is that why Korra ended or was it that they were just done with the project?
#42 to #41 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
Multiple different reasons

1- Airbender the show that came before Korra was a ******* money ******** Machine. Spongebob was dropping in ratings because Airbender was THAT addicting

Nick shat a brick on how much money this show was making and gave Bryan and Mike all the power and money they needed to make Korra as good as Airbender

Did it work? ...Kind of. The loyal fans of the show stayed because we're battered wives and when Legend of Waifus showed us what happens when you make bad writing as bad as possible its like staying to watch a train wreck

It also doesn't help this show aired on 8 PM...on a FRIDAY NIGHT
#43 to #42 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I remember I actually really liked Airbender. I know I need to rewatch that, because it has been forever and I don't remember a thing from it.
#44 to #43 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
Airbender ends on a satisfying if not a Deus Ex Machina of a note

Regardless Deus Ex Machina or not **** was ******* hilariously epic. Literally ripping someone's bending ability out thru his ******* forehead then Aang is like "You can't bend anymore. You ain't ****"

Then you look at how Korra ends...and how Tumblr is crying tears of joy that their muscle bound idiot waifu won by punching ****...and Asami is still a ******* useless character

and then I started drinking.
#45 to #44 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
And then they end up together...
#46 to #45 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
Tumblr pushing agendas...

I'm just gonna tel you right now...don't ever watch this show. Because Tumblr is hijacking the **** out of it it's THERE show now

Just like how Adventure Time became their show as well

This is why I make comics...and drink

Because shockingly enough it gets Tumblr's attention and Tumblr actually starts to hate me
#47 to #46 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I ******* hate adventure time. I actually really like Gravity Falls. Everytime I watch it, it makes me happy. I will never watch Korra though, I'll never get around to it, and I've heard enough **** about it to make me not want to watch it.
#18 to #3 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm hungry I want some food

and liquor
#19 to #18 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I want these things as well, though I had Taco Bell, so I'm not super hungry. I'm 20, so the alcohol is hard to obtain still.
#20 to #19 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
I want Vodka/Milk and French Fries
I want Vodka/Milk and French Fries
#21 to #20 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Is In-N-Out still open right now? That **** is awesome.
#22 to #21 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm an expert when it comes to fries

In and Out Fries are like chalk
#23 to #22 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
That's true, but the burgers are good, and their milkshakes are pretty damn good to. For the prices anyway.
#24 to #23 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
KFC and 5 Guys are the best fries

Jack in the Box comes next followed by Carls
#25 to #24 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
KFC has fries??
#26 to #25 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
***** so good thick too
#27 to #26 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
IS that only in Cali? I don't remember them having fries before.
#28 to #27 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
Just ask for a box of Potato Wedges **** tastes so good
#29 to #28 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I'll do it next time I go. I ******* love fries. It's one of the few places we have here in Ellensburg.
#30 to #29 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
There are many things I love

My waifu



Financial domination
#31 to #30 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm guessing Asami is your waifu? Just a wild guess.
#32 to #31 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
You know one day Tumblr is gonna find all my artwork and do their damndest to kill me

There are no word how much I hate Korra

Seriously...she's imaginary. She isn't real but that fact she even exists as a thought angers me greatly

I have ****** 4 women....and yet I find sex boring as all ****
#33 to #32 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Wait, I'm confused. Do you like Asami and hate Korra, or just hate all of Korra?
#34 to #33 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
>Korra the show

Disappointments and dropped balls everywhere. Watching the show is like watching bad fanfiction that suddenly got brought up by Nick executives

>Korra the character

I want her to die. You ever hate a character so badly you literally drink....for 4 days straight because she angers you this badly...All that vodka and I can still hear her voice.


She is all I ever think about ever. And Tumblr ruined her. Holy **** I wanted to cry I am so pathetic
#35 to #34 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I never watched the show, but I know it has a huge fanbase. I do think Asami is a very ******* attractive character (that said, I do not have any waifu of any sort, and don't watch anime or shows like Korra). I have seen a lot of hate for Korra though.
#4 to #3 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
Because i'm bored as **** and looking for conversation
#5 to #4 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I can get behind that logic. I'm also bored as ****. How are you (besides bored)? Where did you find me?
#6 to #5 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
FJ Randomizer

An App I created that allows me to roll profiles and then I go from there
#7 to #6 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
That is actually really cool. Am I the first person you talked to or was it just commenting on a bunch of peoples profiles?
#8 to #7 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
I think I have successfully commented on 200 profiles yours being #200
#9 to #8 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Well, then I feel pretty special. Where are you from?
#10 to #9 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
Santa Rosa California
#11 to #10 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Wow, I have a couple friends from Cali. I'm from Washington, currently in the middle of butt **** nowhere (also known as Ellensburg) at CWU.
#12 to #11 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
Doesn't Washington get **** tons of Rain and Sleet?
#13 to #12 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Rain? Yes. Sleet? Occasionally. Some places get more rain than others... It ******* sucks sometimes. We don't get snow anymore apparently.
#14 to #13 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
I rather it rain all the time then have this ******* drought ********
#15 to #14 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Oh, **** that's right! I forgot there was a drought down there. I was just in Vegas for Christmas and it was 72 in late December. How hot is the weather down there right now?
#16 to #15 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
#17 to #16 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
God, that's better than here. It has been unusually warm though, about a mid 40's to high 30's range, which is really odd for Washington.
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