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#51 - Well don't beat yourself up over it. I only have maybe 4 or 5 …  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Wise words 0
User avatar #52 - Kairyuka (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah if I could manage that I'd have little to no complaints in life.
#49 - There is no right in being a friend. There is also no wrong. B…  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on Wise words 0
User avatar #50 - Kairyuka (9 hours ago) [-]
There might not be a right, but there's obviously a wrong, because that's what I'm doing apparently.
#51 - skorchy (9 hours ago) [-]
Well don't beat yourself up over it. I only have maybe 4 or 5 close friends, but I talk with them 24/7 and it's all I really need.
User avatar #52 - Kairyuka (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah if I could manage that I'd have little to no complaints in life.
#47 - It's not hard. Why can't you?  [+] (5 new replies) 9 hours ago on Wise words 0
User avatar #48 - Kairyuka (9 hours ago) [-]
Exactly. It's not hard for you, and indeed most other people. I just can't seem to get it right whatever I try.
#49 - skorchy (9 hours ago) [-]
There is no right in being a friend. There is also no wrong. Being a friend is hanging out and talking casually when things are good, and making sure you're there for them when things are bad.
User avatar #50 - Kairyuka (9 hours ago) [-]
There might not be a right, but there's obviously a wrong, because that's what I'm doing apparently.
#51 - skorchy (9 hours ago) [-]
Well don't beat yourself up over it. I only have maybe 4 or 5 close friends, but I talk with them 24/7 and it's all I really need.
User avatar #52 - Kairyuka (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah if I could manage that I'd have little to no complaints in life.
#14 - And on the note of loneliness; If you're alone, make …  [+] (7 new replies) 19 hours ago on Wise words +1
User avatar #21 - Kairyuka (15 hours ago) [-]
God I wish I could do that.
#47 - skorchy (9 hours ago) [-]
It's not hard. Why can't you?
User avatar #48 - Kairyuka (9 hours ago) [-]
Exactly. It's not hard for you, and indeed most other people. I just can't seem to get it right whatever I try.
#49 - skorchy (9 hours ago) [-]
There is no right in being a friend. There is also no wrong. Being a friend is hanging out and talking casually when things are good, and making sure you're there for them when things are bad.
User avatar #50 - Kairyuka (9 hours ago) [-]
There might not be a right, but there's obviously a wrong, because that's what I'm doing apparently.
#51 - skorchy (9 hours ago) [-]
Well don't beat yourself up over it. I only have maybe 4 or 5 close friends, but I talk with them 24/7 and it's all I really need.
User avatar #52 - Kairyuka (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah if I could manage that I'd have little to no complaints in life.
#13 - It's late at night, I'm drunk, but I like typing so here goes:…  [+] (8 new replies) 19 hours ago on Wise words +2
#14 - skorchy (19 hours ago) [-]
And on the note of loneliness;

If you're alone, make friends. Hell, find a girl/guy that is single, and make it clear you just want to be friends. Don't try anything, don't be a different person around them, and just hangout. You'll most likely end up with someone that you can really trust, and some of the strongest relationships I know of in my life are from people that have been in a lasting friendship with their lover before they started dating.
User avatar #21 - Kairyuka (15 hours ago) [-]
God I wish I could do that.
#47 - skorchy (9 hours ago) [-]
It's not hard. Why can't you?
User avatar #48 - Kairyuka (9 hours ago) [-]
Exactly. It's not hard for you, and indeed most other people. I just can't seem to get it right whatever I try.
#49 - skorchy (9 hours ago) [-]
There is no right in being a friend. There is also no wrong. Being a friend is hanging out and talking casually when things are good, and making sure you're there for them when things are bad.
User avatar #50 - Kairyuka (9 hours ago) [-]
There might not be a right, but there's obviously a wrong, because that's what I'm doing apparently.
#51 - skorchy (9 hours ago) [-]
Well don't beat yourself up over it. I only have maybe 4 or 5 close friends, but I talk with them 24/7 and it's all I really need.
User avatar #52 - Kairyuka (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah if I could manage that I'd have little to no complaints in life.
#53 - I have drank a bottle of vodka over the course of several hour…  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on Drunk Office 0
User avatar #81 - dorg (14 hours ago) [-]
I sweeped a bottle of pure vodka, no mixing or anything else to drink, in less than 4h. Also I had some beer from some guy, god knows who.

I was pretty fucked up apparently, not like I remember shit.
#56 - bubblesbubble (21 hours ago) [-]
Stopped drinking since last week, been drinking and smoking weed hard over the last four years because of depression n shit. Anyway I got alcohol poisening by drinking a half bottle of vodka, a half bottle of tequilla, a six of modelo (I prefer ipas though) and 2 liter Long Island iced teas(besides 3 grams of top shelf between me and a buddy). I through up 9 times , the first of which contained blood and the last of which was predominantly water and dry heaving. Shit was fucked up, completely reset my drinking habits. Looking back....10/10 would almost die again. ill be lucky to make it to twenty
User avatar #59 - dramakid (21 hours ago) [-]
> been drinking and smoking weed hard over the last four years because of depression n shit

Way to get healthier, sure.
#101 - I'm not sure if I can like you. On the first hand, yo… 12/25/2014 on Best steam review NA 0
#49 - I smoke a few times a week so that I can still sometimes be ba… 12/25/2014 on *hits blunt* 0
#54 - "Your honor, I'm not racist, my penis is." … 12/25/2014 on Story Time with 4chan +1
#49 - It's pretty ridiculous, and I can admire dat ass, just for som…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Story Time with 4chan 0
#51 - sanitarysan (12/25/2014) [-]
do you have a racist weiner?
take a white girls ass to make sure
#54 - skorchy (12/25/2014) [-]
"Your honor, I'm not racist, my penis is."

I know this line has a place somewhere.

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