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#39 - Comment deleted 09/14/2014 on The Best Photoshopped GIFs 0
#205 - I got some back when chain commenting wasn't as frowned upon 08/24/2014 on Comments 0
#250 - Means a lot coming from you, shadowrated. I've been watching y… 06/21/2014 on skjalg's profile 0
#1 - Picture 05/23/2014 on Dangers eating vegetables! +2
#3 - ¿ʇɐʍ  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on desdinovaninty's profile 0
#4 - desdinovaninty (05/23/2014) [-]
kor du blei av?
#1 - heey  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2014 on desdinovaninty's profile 0
#2 - desdinovaninty (05/23/2014) [-]
Liker du best big one pepperoni eller... the big lebowski?
#3 - skjalg (05/23/2014) [-]
¿ʇɐʍ
#4 - desdinovaninty (05/23/2014) [-]
kor du blei av?
#3 - Hfw he returns to his torso 03/20/2014 on skinny winner +23
#7 - it's just Velma trying out her new Mystery Annihilator, nothin…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Anime is saved +200
#24 - npfortytwo (03/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - killerliquid (03/20/2014) [-]
111111/10
#8 - dangler (03/19/2014) [-]
This. This so many times.
#4976 - all of his stories are worth the read, tenfold  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +1
User avatar #4994 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
HAHAhaha! I'm glad I asked.
User avatar #5151 - tripscausedthis (03/19/2014) [-]
hope you like them
#5152 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
Definitely man; definitely.
#2580 - No wonder those creepy incest broads wanted you that time  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +7
#4958 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
You're going to have to fill me in on this
User avatar #4976 - skjalg (03/19/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/The+mother+daughter+tag+team/funny-pictures/4985567/
all of his stories are worth the read, tenfold
User avatar #4994 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
HAHAhaha! I'm glad I asked.
User avatar #5151 - tripscausedthis (03/19/2014) [-]
hope you like them
#5152 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
Definitely man; definitely.

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User avatar #249 - shadowrated (05/26/2014) [-]
you're definitely a legend in comments
User avatar #250 to #249 - skjalg (06/21/2014) [-]
Means a lot coming from you, shadowrated. I've been watching your new work from the sidelines, must say im impressed with your second wave of commenting, much creativity to be seen. salutes to the king o' fj o7
User avatar #246 - theannoyingFJguy (01/30/2014) [-]
That ******* Einstein vs Stephen Hawking thing you did was glorious
User avatar #248 to #246 - shadowrated (04/24/2014) [-]
the guy is brilliant
User avatar #247 to #246 - skjalg (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm surprised it's still around to be seen! thank you, dude
User avatar #232 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Sup' man. Long time no see.

How's it going there in, Norway was it?
User avatar #233 to #232 - skjalg (08/31/2013) [-]
Why hello again, long time indeed!
Norway, thats right. And i have to say, time has stood still since we last talked, kinda idling in every way right now hehe, dayz and bf with buddies mostly
Your first year now without so much to do now, was it? ..or am i recalling it wrong:s
User avatar #234 to #233 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Nah I'm finishing up my last year of college.
When that's done I think imma go into some Shipping at Blue Water or Semco cuz i don't feel like 'wasting' more time at a university n' **** . Kinda school tired.

Though if I get a job i have to be a trainee or something similar, which also means i have learn and study for 2 years before i get the real job, if i even get it.
User avatar #235 to #234 - skjalg (08/31/2013) [-]
You've got a direction, heey, thats more than me, definately. but yeah i remember now, you were abit tired, as was i, leading to the demise of my grades in the last ******* year i went to college. fixing that as we speak
I think a year abroad would do us both good, to be honest. some interrail or something. were supposed to hitchhike with my band throughout europe living on street performances and plays, but that was probably too farfetched to begin with hehe
User avatar #236 to #235 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Haha yea. Well as a shipping trainee you get sent to either Germany, Spain, England or Norway to work for a year or 2. It has a lot of traveling. So yea.
#237 to #236 - skjalg (08/31/2013) [-]
waow in the feed i glanced and saw "sniping trainee", that would've been cool.
waow in the feed i glanced and saw "sniping trainee", that would've been cool.
#238 to #237 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
I actually thought a lot about entering the army.

For good times sake. lol
#239 to #238 - skjalg (08/31/2013) [-]
haha All of my friends joining it has been very adamant about how it was a bad idea, so dont kick youself about it. standing guard at the cold russian border and 						****					, drinking vodka like water. well study points were there to be had though
haha All of my friends joining it has been very adamant about how it was a bad idea, so dont kick youself about it. standing guard at the cold russian border and **** , drinking vodka like water. well study points were there to be had though
#240 to #239 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
we'll see...   
   
   
   
we'll see
we'll see...



we'll see
#241 to #240 - skjalg (08/31/2013) [-]
mind if i add you on steam?
mind if i add you on steam?
User avatar #242 to #241 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
uuh sure. But how did you know i had steam?
User avatar #243 to #242 - skjalg (08/31/2013) [-]
If i didn't know then, i'd know now wouldn't i? but hey, most civilized people have it in this day and age, even us cave men scandics'
User avatar #244 to #243 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Haha, oh well. I dont use it much anymore though. I played a lot of CS on it, but now i only have payday 2 on a new account.

Mostly i play League of Legends or nothing at all. Just cracked Saints Row 4 tho.

search for Dalgaard123
User avatar #245 to #244 - skjalg (08/31/2013) [-]
i getcha, not much of a gamer myself, other than with a bunch of guys over skype. still, LoL is something i'd like to try tbh, even though im really bad at rts's and such
User avatar #225 - irwincardozo (05/27/2013) [-]
man are you online?
User avatar #226 to #225 - skjalg (05/27/2013) [-]
sure am!
#227 to #226 - irwincardozo (05/27/2013) [-]
"your anus, you'd better prepare it"

OR

"final boss... of the flatulence testing department"

make your choice... love or die
User avatar #228 to #227 - skjalg (05/27/2013) [-]
well since the first one is been done quite the few times, im tilting towards the latter.
he looks like a pesky sumabitch that one
User avatar #229 to #228 - irwincardozo (05/27/2013) [-]
okay hombre.. you so best <3
User avatar #221 - irwincardozo (05/23/2013) [-]
have you seen the new Batman Arkham Origins trailer?
User avatar #222 to #221 - skjalg (05/24/2013) [-]
Now i have. holy schmokes does this look awesome, and the other batman games have beenso fokken good too

imma buy this one. imma do
User avatar #223 to #222 - irwincardozo (05/25/2013) [-]
so i made some new content
#224 to #223 - skjalg (05/25/2013) [-]
loved it, great drawiings too.
kept scrolling down again, and as always
<this fella had me in tears again, holy ****
User avatar #219 - irwincardozo (05/22/2013) [-]
have a looksie at them contentz braw
www.memecenter.com/irwincardozo
User avatar #220 to #219 - skjalg (05/22/2013) [-]
i have a soft spot for the fusions, so good
User avatar #215 - irwincardozo (05/18/2013) [-]
sup mah bro
#216 to #215 - skjalg (05/18/2013) [-]
popcorn, beer and EUROVISION SONG CONTEST, BROTHA!   
   
mneh, just the usual, being a fag on the internet. you good, irwin?
popcorn, beer and EUROVISION SONG CONTEST, BROTHA!

mneh, just the usual, being a fag on the internet. you good, irwin?
User avatar #217 to #216 - irwincardozo (05/20/2013) [-]
hey bro im alright.. i made an account memecenter and i've been posting comics there lately... feels different but i miss FJ ofcourse.. how are things with you other wise?
User avatar #218 to #217 - skjalg (05/20/2013) [-]
Ah you've switched platform, hope you get the recognition you deserve, hehe. Im just idling in life, had one pause year now, relaxing as hell been mostly over at twitch as far as internet stuff goes
#198 - dalgaard ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
What happend to you man. Why did you stop being one of the best in comments?

I know FJ has turned to **** compared to what it has been, but still :(
#199 to #198 - skjalg (03/07/2013) [-]
I appreciate that! FJ is still an awesome place when it comes to the community, but being active like i was have to come periodically. may also have been because it was my last year of school, and moving out and having so much free time made room for other stuff, hehe.

FJ is a place for procrastination more than anything else, y'know :P
#200 to #199 - dalgaard ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
nontheless. You were awesome. Have a good one sir.
User avatar #192 - irwincardozo (03/06/2013) [-]
online all night errynight
#193 to #192 - skjalg (03/06/2013) [-]
Does that makes me cools?
#194 to #193 - irwincardozo (03/06/2013) [-]
i wanna be cool like skjalg
#195 to #194 - skjalg (03/06/2013) [-]
bitches be envy da skjalg
bitches be envy da skjalg
#196 to #195 - irwincardozo (03/06/2013) [-]
you play crysis 3 yet?
you play crysis 3 yet?
#197 to #196 - skjalg (03/06/2013) [-]
nah, haven't jumped onto it. super stoked for arma 3 though. currently playing games like CSGO, BO2, XCOM, FTL and Serious Sam 3 ^^
#183 - irwincardozo (03/05/2013) [-]
you really online or am i just dreaming
#184 to #183 - skjalg (03/05/2013) [-]
Online! shouldnt really be, but hey.
#185 to #184 - irwincardozo (03/05/2013) [-]
where have you been all this while??



i have missed you much
#186 to #185 - skjalg (03/05/2013) [-]
But i thought we had agreed i'm but a figment of your imagination, irwin, representing death, destruction and despair.

jokes aside i've missed you too
#187 to #186 - irwincardozo (03/05/2013) [-]
my imagination is going wild with you in it errytime.. why do you think i've missed you much
#188 to #187 - skjalg (03/05/2013) [-]
Im currently considering to start commenting again. although there's been times ive visited this place seeing almost nothing new... i guess internet becomes repetetive wherever you go
Im currently considering to start commenting again. although there's been times ive visited this place seeing almost nothing new... i guess internet becomes repetetive wherever you go
User avatar #189 to #188 - irwincardozo (03/05/2013) [-]
i havent posted in over a month now.. i just dont feel like it anymore i guess or maybe im just out of ideas.. either way i hope your commenting skills gets you the Ace position you deserve <3
#190 to #189 - skjalg (03/05/2013) [-]
You should take the hint here, irwin. You're undoubtedly the hero fj deserves! the other consistent oc- makers seems to be absent too.. not that there's been many.
You should take the hint here, irwin. You're undoubtedly the hero fj deserves! the other consistent oc- makers seems to be absent too.. not that there's been many.
#191 to #190 - irwincardozo (03/05/2013) [-]
thank you for believing in me.. imma make a comic and post it tonight btw... 7 hours from now akchully
User avatar #181 - irwincardozo (02/07/2013) [-]
jesus man! where have you been?
User avatar #182 to #181 - skjalg (02/07/2013) [-]
Long story, man. I've been... absent... from this page, and internet entertainment in general.

Huh, in retrospect the story wasnt that long. Whats life like, irwin?
User avatar #171 - irwincardozo (08/18/2012) [-]
hey bro
User avatar #172 to #171 - skjalg (08/18/2012) [-]
Heyy! What's happening in your end of the world?
User avatar #173 to #172 - irwincardozo (08/18/2012) [-]
well..nothing much.. but i'm making a comic so yeah something to look forward to i suppose
#174 to #173 - skjalg (08/18/2012) [-]
Nice, that's always a good thing! Been somewhat abscent from this site lately, gotta admit, don't know if i want to go back to comment runs like i used to early this year. And this whole Item stuff hasn't exactly hit my weak spot, but mabye i'll check it out eventually.
Nice, that's always a good thing! Been somewhat abscent from this site lately, gotta admit, don't know if i want to go back to comment runs like i used to early this year. And this whole Item stuff hasn't exactly hit my weak spot, but mabye i'll check it out eventually.
#175 to #174 - irwincardozo (08/18/2012) [-]
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are still with the games?
#177 to #175 - skjalg (08/18/2012) [-]
Btw i just made a gif for a friend. What do you think? it's not completed though
Btw i just made a gif for a friend. What do you think? it's not completed though
User avatar #179 to #177 - irwincardozo (08/18/2012) [-]
niceeeee... looks nice man... an FJ friend?
User avatar #178 to #177 - skjalg (08/18/2012) [-]
**** it became pixellated :( god darn it
#153 to #157 - skjalg (07/07/2012) [-]
Been playing Day Z with some buddies the last few hours. Saw your OC, nice piece of art that:D just make sure you're not getting banned again hehe^^,
#154 to #158 - irwincardozo (07/07/2012) [-]
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oh sweet god! i didn't do anything wrong this time

how is your new pc btw?
#156 to #159 - skjalg (07/07/2012) [-]
And why would you get banned for what you did? Cuz you make hot women WISH they were fictions in your comics Cx That's a felony i believe
#155 to #159 - skjalg (07/07/2012) [-]
It's suupaah! was eating dinner sarry
MY GOD is it awesome playing games without having to compensate for lag. It's..indescribable..
#157 to #160 - irwincardozo (07/07/2012) [-]
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i know that feel bro.... you are now in the "awesome zone" ... played Crysis 2 yet?
#145 - irwincardozo (07/01/2012) [-]
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why u are completely taking advantage of your loneliness aren't u
#146 to #150 - skjalg (07/01/2012) [-]
Hehe, was actually away for a car trip with me buddies. A friend's uncle is one of norways most prominent actors, and they have a theater-like thing every summer on a little island. Kindova tradition, really:D
Hehe, was actually away for a car trip with me buddies. A friend's uncle is one of norways most prominent actors, and they have a theater-like thing every summer on a little island. Kindova tradition, really:D
#147 to #151 - irwincardozo (07/01/2012) [-]
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thats sounds so cool... cooler than this gif
#148 to #152 - skjalg (07/01/2012) [-]
Oh i don't know.. Little in this world that can claim to be as cool as that gif bro
Oh i don't know.. Little in this world that can claim to be as cool as that gif bro
#149 to #153 - irwincardozo (07/01/2012) [-]
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how about another gif of a similar kind?
#150 to #154 - skjalg (07/01/2012) [-]
My secret passion for chicks in windtunnels has been appropriately satisfied. TY.
My secret passion for chicks in windtunnels has been appropriately satisfied. TY.
#151 to #155 - irwincardozo (07/02/2012) [-]
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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrrr
#136 - irwincardozo (06/24/2012) [-]
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knock knock :3
#137 to #141 - skjalg (06/24/2012) [-]
Oh hai!
You back from your business trip? ;}
#138 to #142 - irwincardozo (06/25/2012) [-]
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did u just get an average of 1.5k on a bunch of 10 comments ?
#139 to #143 - skjalg (06/25/2012) [-]
Ehm yes, yes i did.. Stay'd up literally hours, but it was worth it,
<cus being met with this the following day was Jaw-droppingly exciting. Inspired me to start with some new type of OC(got about 8 or 9 subs too:D), but they'll take a while in Paint hehe.
#140 to #144 - irwincardozo (06/26/2012) [-]
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i feel proud being in your friends list now
User avatar #142 to #145 - skjalg (06/26/2012) [-]
/watch?v=eU0dgjon10U&feature=g-u-u
You liked Max Payne, did you? you should watch this, pretty hilarious:P
#141 to #145 - skjalg (06/26/2012) [-]
Kindest words..!
User avatar #143 to #146 - irwincardozo (06/27/2012) [-]
the link doesn't work >_<

anyway u should watch this --> watch?v=KUwWvtCy988 and how is your PC config coming along?
#144 to #148 - skjalg (06/27/2012) [-]
/watch?v=eU0dgjon10U - without all the stuff at the end^^
Ah i decided to order it here instead, it will probably take a while before all the components are in. However, i've thought alot about your suggestion with the quad, but this friend who has helped a lot says that you can crank up the performance with a 3GHz to 3,5 as long as you have a decent cooling system(I'm going to place 3 fans strategically for max cooling), so i'm going for the 1075T hex most likely.
I have this feeling that intel core would've been easier, so much less...stuff to consider C:
Crysis 3.. AWESOME!
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User avatar #133 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
YOU HAVE WON THE AWARD. ALL 10 TOP COMMENTS CLAIMED BY ONE MAN.

YOU ADVANCED AT LEAST 7 LEVELS EVEN.
#131 - drdres (06/21/2012) [-]
This must be some kind of record!
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