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Consoles Owned: Gaming PC, Xbox 360, PS2, Wii, Dildo
Video Games Played: Fallout, Skyrim, Minecraft, GTA, Far Cry, Rust, Dishonored, Saints Row, Goat Simulator, Wolfenstien, Antichamber, Bioshock, DayZ, Dead Space, Half Life, Mass Effect, Metro, Mirror's Edge, Portal, Tomb Raider, (I have 50 more)
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Date Signed Up:11/12/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#490 - Nice yellow text you faggot  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on skiskate's profile 0
User avatar #491 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (12/15/2014) [-]
**joshlol used "*roll 4, 1-4*"**
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Thanks
#23583 - That's why I posted this 12/12/2014 on Technology Board 0
#23488 - Pre-built CPU's are often non-overclockable. People b…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #23489 - multiplegermans (12/11/2014) [-]
Oh I know that lol. I thought you meant the graphics card you couldn't OC
User avatar #23583 - skiskate (12/12/2014) [-]
That's why I posted this

funnyjunk.com/technology/23368#23368
#23448 - Surprisingly not much. A phenom II 4 core is the equivalen…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #23483 - multiplegermans (12/11/2014) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #23488 - skiskate (12/11/2014) [-]
Pre-built CPU's are often non-overclockable.

People buying these pc's probably do not even know what overclocking is.
User avatar #23489 - multiplegermans (12/11/2014) [-]
Oh I know that lol. I thought you meant the graphics card you couldn't OC
User avatar #23583 - skiskate (12/12/2014) [-]
That's why I posted this

funnyjunk.com/technology/23368#23368
#23447 - On the GPU? ACX 2.0 On the Pc? A single 120mm fan out… 12/10/2014 on Technology Board 0
#23399 - Yep, this build is totally temporary. I just did not want …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Technology Board +1
#23400 - sniffythebird (12/09/2014) [-]
Son of a bitch... That's juicy.
#23397 - That's a great build but I have some suggestions: Dit… 12/09/2014 on Technology Board 0
#23395 - Nah, Higher memory clock and it also turns the fans off during… 12/09/2014 on Technology Board 0
#2017 - Yes you have. And I still remember the good old days.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Favourite FJ users? 0
#2018 - mrsnowballs (12/09/2014) [-]
I miss the old crew
#23372 - That is a pic of windows XP We have been through vist…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #23422 - billybong (12/10/2014) [-]
Correction: It's a pic of the logo used for windows XP. Not a pic of the OS itself.

And besides, just because I have an OS preference that isn't windows, do you really think that I'm not aware that XP is ancient now and has been superseded by other MS OS's? I'm writing this from windows 7 FFS because gaming on windows is much simpler.

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User avatar #212 - (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by skiskate
User avatar #492 - tranquilizer (14 hours ago) [-]
I bet u kiss girls, faqet
User avatar #489 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (12/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #490 to #489 - skiskate (12/15/2014) [-]
Nice yellow text you faggot
User avatar #491 to #490 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (12/15/2014) [-]
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#487 - mudkipfucker (12/05/2014) [-]
The goyim now know!
i was banned from reddit for posting funnyjunk links
User avatar #462 - tranquilizer (11/14/2014) [-]
My standard profile runs haven't hit yours in a while.
How's it been?
#463 to #462 - skiskate (11/14/2014) [-]
Pretty good, About to blow 3 grand on a computer soon.
Pretty good, About to blow 3 grand on a computer soon.
User avatar #464 to #463 - tranquilizer (11/14/2014) [-]
Sounds like a plan
#457 - sniffythebird (11/13/2014) [-]
So I made some changes, and a little upgrade.

Everything on the inside is now red themed, changed the rings on the fans. The ones in the front still have blue, but the power button has a blue light too, so I guess why not keep the front blue?

de_dusted the entire case too. I had to, cause apparently there's a **** ton of dust in the air here, and I don't have any dust filters (which I will get).

Still gonna look into sleeved GPU power cables, if they exist for my PSU.

#460 to #457 - skiskate (11/14/2014) [-]
It looks kinda eh right now.

The problem is the MSI coolers look ugly, I'm not a fan That was a pun of red color schemes, It's still kinda dusty, and you really, really, really need sleeved cables. Also not using the 750D

I'm not trying to sound harsh but you could make it look a lot nicer if you work at it.
Also sorry for not replying for so long, I think i missed the notification
#458 to #457 - sniffythebird (11/13/2014) [-]
Also, added a wifi card (Asus PCE-AC68).

This thing is a ******* boss. It has this external antenna stand with 3 mofos sticking out of it. Also got a new router (Asus RT-N56U) that I bought for the old folk's house. It's kind of a mid-end thing, but tons better than our existing crap, and I'm buying my own AC66U when I move out and get my own fiber connection or something. Our ISP and line is still crap, but at least the local bottlenecks are gone. Asus routers are the **** .
#461 to #458 - skiskate (11/14/2014) [-]
The Asus X99 Deluxe has built in gigabit Wifi on-board.    
   
I have the standard router (which is surprisingly good) from FIOS Quantum and I get 215mb/s Wifi. The weird thing is Ethernet is actually slower and is always capped at 100mb/s. It doesn't really matter because I was not planning on wiring an Ethernet cable all the way up to my room anyways. But FIOS is awesome nonetheless.
The Asus X99 Deluxe has built in gigabit Wifi on-board.

I have the standard router (which is surprisingly good) from FIOS Quantum and I get 215mb/s Wifi. The weird thing is Ethernet is actually slower and is always capped at 100mb/s. It doesn't really matter because I was not planning on wiring an Ethernet cable all the way up to my room anyways. But FIOS is awesome nonetheless.
#465 to #461 - sniffythebird (11/16/2014) [-]
Meanwhile this house is stuck with the ********* ISP, no fiber, and the only other option is getting internet through a coax cable which is much better than a phone line, but then we have to buy a TV package aswell (which we don't need), and it ends up costing a ton.
#459 to #458 - sniffythebird (11/13/2014) [-]
God, this image quality is awful.

Yet, it's the best camera I've got right now....
User avatar #456 - CatHatMan (11/06/2014) [-]
Anyway heres an article on those 8gb 980's. I'm gonna get some nyquil and play some pink floyd on audiosurf.

www.loadthegame.com/2014/11/03/nvidia-readying-geforce-gtx-980-8gb-imminent-release/
#453 - tranquilizer (10/29/2014) [-]
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#454 to #453 - skiskate (10/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #449 - CatHatMan (10/29/2014) [-]
So did you ever get your keyboard? I'm happy I got mine before they changed the logo. but i think they only have the mx brown version with the new logo.
#450 to #449 - skiskate (10/29/2014) [-]
Actually I never did. The only version they have without the logo is with MX Reds. I am waiting until late November until the release the K70 with MX Browns

www.change.org/p/corsair-components-inc-keep-the-old-corsair-logo
User avatar #451 to #450 - CatHatMan (10/29/2014) [-]
That's some pretty great news since the new logo looks terrible imo. It's also cool that they will also make a matching m65 mouse; it's just too bad it has a laser sensor.
#452 to #451 - skiskate (10/29/2014) [-]
Yea seriously, The Corsair Gaming ones look like **** in comparison to the Vengeance series K70 RGB. There is such a noticeable difference It's almost like one of those "Expectation vs Reality" images.

I was also disappointed with the M65. If they release an RGB optical version without the new logo I would totally buy one. For now I'm going with the Logitech G502.
#455 to #452 - CatHatMan (10/30/2014) [-]
Well after struggling with logitechs support for almost 4 weeks now it looks like they will replace my failing g400 with a g400s so I think I'm good on a mouse for a while now.
Which is good because my next choice was a Zowie ec1 cl evo and I don't really have $60 lying around right now.
User avatar #444 - gugek (09/21/2014) [-]
hey! hope you're having a great day
#446 to #444 - skiskate (09/21/2014) [-]
I hope you have having a great day too :3
I hope you have having a great day too :3
User avatar #448 to #446 - gugek (09/21/2014) [-]
aw thanks
User avatar #443 - kingdaniel (09/21/2014) [-]
Hey Skiskate,

Wanna join my channel? you can upload small OC stuff like wallpapers or drawings.
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/i-maed-dis
#445 to #443 - skiskate (09/21/2014) [-]
Sure. I just did.
Sure. I just did.
#447 to #445 - kingdaniel (09/21/2014) [-]
"Nice boobs"
#434 - puzekatt (09/01/2014) [-]
i must say, project enb was a big dissapointment
i mean it looks decent, but not better than realvision, and for some reason, the nights never really get dark i've tried darkening when installing CoT, projectENB and ingame, without much difference
#435 to #434 - skiskate (09/01/2014) [-]
CoT is actually independent of post-processing for any ENB so changed the light levels will not do anything in-game. The best way to make nights more realistic is to shift+enter and change the global ambient lighting, for interior and exterior both day and night, to 0. This is how light works in the real life and will only come from a light source like a window or a candle. It's much harder to see at night but it looks far more realistic then having perfect night vision.
User avatar #436 to #435 - puzekatt (09/01/2014) [-]
im embarrased, thanks though
think im going back to realvision anyways, or try something else
#437 to #436 - skiskate (09/01/2014) [-]
Realvison is love, Realvison is life.

You should add me on steam btw
#431 to #430 - skiskate (08/29/2014) [-]
Sure. Just give me a few minutes to find some good images and gifs first.
Sure. Just give me a few minutes to find some good images and gifs first.
User avatar #423 - puzekatt (08/29/2014) [-]
so what are your pc specs?
User avatar #425 to #424 - puzekatt (08/29/2014) [-]
if only i had money for a beast like that
4k would be the tits
#426 to #425 - skiskate (08/29/2014) [-]
I got a job this summer that paid $500 a week. Now that I got a car I feel like I should blow almost all of my money on somthing I like for once.
User avatar #427 to #426 - puzekatt (08/29/2014) [-]
you can become the new skyrim god doing roleplaying on the twitcherino xD
User avatar #428 to #427 - skiskate (08/29/2014) [-]
Yep. Also I am never playing Skyrim without an Oculus Rift. 100x more immersing. Hopefully Boris will create a VR compatible ENB ini by the realease of the CV1.
User avatar #429 to #428 - puzekatt (08/29/2014) [-]
i'm currently searching for a job, and once i find one that's not too bad and pays well enough, imma invest in whatever's needed to make occulus work for skyrim. i cant even imagine the glory
#432 to #429 - skiskate (08/29/2014) [-]
Video production man, one of the few jobs where they pay you to work with $5000 super computers.
Video production man, one of the few jobs where they pay you to work with $5000 super computers.
User avatar #416 - nought (07/29/2014) [-]
RIP in peace
#414 - lotengo (07/25/2014) [-]
And I'm ready to take a chance again
Ready to put my love on the line with you
Been living with nothing to show for it
You get what you get when you go for it

And I'm ready to take a chance again
Ready to put my love on the line with you
Been living with nothing to show for it
You get what you get when you go for it
And I'm ready to take a chance again
Ready to take a chance again with you, with you
#418 to #415 - lotengo (08/18/2014) [-]

Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me, oh Skiskate

Well you came and you gave without taking
And I sent you away, oh Skiskate
And you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Skiskate
User avatar #411 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
#395 to #394 - skiskate (06/19/2014) [-]
You already have 15 colored text items. Let me give them to the less fortunate.
User avatar #396 to #395 - mrsnowballs (06/19/2014) [-]
but bby I thought you loved me
#397 to #396 - skiskate (06/19/2014) [-]
I do, but I think you have plenty of colored text.

I will distribute it to some of my less fortunate friends who cant get it.
User avatar #398 to #397 - mrsnowballs (06/19/2014) [-]
But but.....
User avatar #399 to #398 - skiskate (06/19/2014) [-]
(15x7) + 90 = 195 days of colored text.
User avatar #400 to #399 - mrsnowballs (06/19/2014) [-]
You got a perma! Once I ensure that I won't run out of colored text I will start givingg it out. Everything helps
User avatar #401 to #400 - skiskate (06/19/2014) [-]
Ok fine :3

Send me another request
User avatar #393 to #392 - skiskate (06/19/2014) [-]
andranadu u little bitch
User avatar #371 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
That was a fair price, but don't open this eye if you want to stay happy about it I bought it for 20 points
User avatar #372 to #371 - skiskate (06/12/2014) [-]
Well played my friend
User avatar #356 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
give me fj points now plz ilu
#357 to #356 - skiskate (06/12/2014) [-]
I don't even know you
User avatar #358 to #357 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
Well can i buy them with cool items
User avatar #359 to #358 - skiskate (06/12/2014) [-]
Do you have any gold silver or bronze comment badges? Those are pretty much the only thing I am willing to trade for.
User avatar #367 to #359 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
No i don't have any of those
but i have an oc badge if you're interested
User avatar #368 to #367 - skiskate (06/12/2014) [-]
How much you want for it?
User avatar #370 to #368 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
Does 35k sound too much?
User avatar #369 to #368 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
I really have no idea what it's worth but i know it's a lot, how much are you willing to pay?
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