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#525 - Soon 05/19/2015 on skiskate's profile 0
#33168 - thx joshlol 05/06/2015 on Technology Board 0
#33167 - I needed it to be. I was not going to live with this … 05/06/2015 on Technology Board +1
#33166 - Glad to know I can arouse even the most experienced builders j… 05/06/2015 on Technology Board +1
#33159 - that was ******* deep man... 05/06/2015 on Technology Board +2
#33158 - aww yiss 05/06/2015 on Technology Board +1
#33153 - Thanks man I don't even know what to say right now...  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Technology Board +2
User avatar #33154 - kober (05/06/2015) [-]
Just be proud of your work; I know I'd be. The effort and passion you've put into your system is exceedingly rare, and is certainly something that you can carry with you through your life and, if applied elsewhere, can make something equally beautiful elsewhere in your life.
#33159 - skiskate (05/06/2015) [-]
that was fucking deep man...
#33150 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Technology Board +1
#33151 - sniffythebird (05/06/2015) [-]
#33148 - Same here, we should totally play some GTA V online together sometime.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Technology Board +1
#33149 - sniffythebird (05/06/2015) [-]
I have a feeling that this gif describes how things might go...
#33150 - skiskate (05/06/2015) [-]
#33151 - sniffythebird (05/06/2015) [-]
#33146 - Thanks man, seriously. For everything. You should add…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Technology Board +1
#33147 - sniffythebird (05/06/2015) [-]

I might play some GTA 5 and Killing Floor 2 from time to time. Right now I'm playing some Oldschool RS and Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. Been hopping around games a lot lately.
#33148 - skiskate (05/06/2015) [-]
Same here, we should totally play some GTA V online together sometime.
#33149 - sniffythebird (05/06/2015) [-]
I have a feeling that this gif describes how things might go...
#33150 - skiskate (05/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #526 - tranquilizer (07/22/2015) [-]
Skatey come back to me
User avatar #524 - nought ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #525 to #524 - skiskate (05/19/2015) [-]
#521 - evilicious (04/24/2015) [-]
If you could only pick one.... Skiing or skating?
#523 to #522 - evilicious (05/06/2015) [-]
You win this round.
User avatar #520 - tranquilizer (04/13/2015) [-]
#520 - sniffythebird (03/04/2015) [-]
This dust filter is really doing it's job.

Last cleaned it only a few days ago.
User avatar #494 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
I miss you bby
#495 to #494 - skiskate (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm not kill yet.
User avatar #496 to #495 - mrsnowballs (02/25/2015) [-]
What happened to you?
User avatar #497 to #496 - skiskate (02/25/2015) [-]
Reddit :/

They sucked me in with all of these dank memes.
I can't leave now.

But I miss the FJ community so much. I loved it here.
User avatar #498 to #497 - mrsnowballs (02/25/2015) [-]
loved? Does that mean you're not a part of it anymore?
User avatar #499 to #498 - skiskate (02/25/2015) [-]
I would say no. I have not posted any real comments or content in months. Iv just lost the urge.
User avatar #500 to #499 - mrsnowballs (02/25/2015) [-]
Are you planning on coming back or are you gonna be gone for good?
User avatar #501 to #500 - skiskate (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm probably not comming back, but when I do leave for good I will make absolutely sure to tell everybody.
User avatar #502 to #501 - mrsnowballs (02/25/2015) [-]
That's sad. You're a good friend skiskate. Just know that no matter where you are and what you do there is someone out there who loves you. You'll always be my bae.
btw if you're really leaving, mind giving me your items?
User avatar #504 to #502 - skiskate (02/27/2015) [-]
Ill give you all of my items except my gold silver and bronze comment badges... I really like those.
User avatar #506 to #504 - mrsnowballs (02/27/2015) [-]
Btw you want to keep all of your comment badges right? Or just one of each?
User avatar #507 to #506 - skiskate (02/27/2015) [-]
I want to keep them all... sorry bby.

They are my greatest achievements on FJ
User avatar #509 to #507 - mrsnowballs (02/27/2015) [-]
Oh an your greatest achievement is designing the FJ logo. Noone can top that
User avatar #508 to #507 - mrsnowballs (02/27/2015) [-]
Yeah makes sense. I'd keep them too if I were you
User avatar #505 to #504 - mrsnowballs (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't see how those are of any use to you but alright
User avatar #503 to #502 - skiskate (02/26/2015) [-]
I love you too bby <3

and yes you can have them you item whore you
User avatar #492 - tranquilizer (12/24/2014) [-]
I bet u kiss girls, faqet
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User avatar #490 to #489 - skiskate (12/15/2014) [-]
Nice yellow text you faggot
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#487 - mudkipfucker (12/05/2014) [-]
The goyim now know!
i was banned from reddit for posting funnyjunk links
User avatar #462 - tranquilizer (11/14/2014) [-]
My standard profile runs haven't hit yours in a while.
How's it been?
#463 to #462 - skiskate (11/14/2014) [-]
Pretty good, About to blow 3 grand on a computer soon.
Pretty good, About to blow 3 grand on a computer soon.
User avatar #464 to #463 - tranquilizer (11/14/2014) [-]
Sounds like a plan
#457 - sniffythebird (11/13/2014) [-]
So I made some changes, and a little upgrade.

Everything on the inside is now red themed, changed the rings on the fans. The ones in the front still have blue, but the power button has a blue light too, so I guess why not keep the front blue?

de_dusted the entire case too. I had to, cause apparently there's a **** ton of dust in the air here, and I don't have any dust filters (which I will get).

Still gonna look into sleeved GPU power cables, if they exist for my PSU.

#510 to #457 - skiskate (03/03/2015) [-]
Check out this sexy beast

btw where can you buy dust filters?
#512 to #510 - sniffythebird (03/03/2015) [-]
Your color scheme is some awesome stuff man. I love how you covered up stuff with that carbon fiber to make it even cleaner.

The 750D has dust filters included (which you probably know) but you can order custom size filters from Demciflex. I got one for the front intake on my case.

This is where I'm at right now. I've ordered GPU waterblocks (finally. took ages for EK to make them), waiting for those. I'll probably go with destilled water later on, not sure if I'll do it immediately when I add the GPU waterblocks or wait a bit, I'll see. The blue liquid was just for fun anyway, I guess I'll see how bad the cleaning will be.

I wanted to get blue sleeved cables for a while, but I helt off on it and might get black instead, or MAYBE keep the default cables. As for other stuff, I might get SP140 white LED fans when I can get a hold of them here. Will be better than AF fans on the radiators, plus I won't have to mess with any LED strips seperately.

The watercooling has been good so far. CPU stays around 25-30C idle and 50-60C at high load (4.4Ghz, max 65C at 100% load after a long time). Tested it with my CPU at stock speed and it only goes to 42-45C at full load. Compared to my laptop's which goes to 80-90C under full load I'd say this is pretty amazing.
User avatar #518 to #512 - compared (03/04/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #513 to #512 - skiskate (03/03/2015) [-]
Wow, and I thought i had was busy

Your rig is looking great, all you need is those sleeved cables and some cable management upfront and it will be looking fantastic.
User avatar #514 to #513 - sniffythebird (03/03/2015) [-]
The wires in the upper right aren't visible at all through the window, so most of it is pretty clean looking from the outside. Only I hate those GPU power cables, I absolutely can't get them to look tidy.

Can't wait for the waterblocks man... Even though I'm only playing Oldschool Runescape and barely anything else, it'll look sweet.
#515 to #514 - skiskate (03/03/2015) [-]
>2 overclocked GTX 980's
>plays runescape

top kek
#517 to #515 - sniffythebird (03/03/2015) [-]
Muh optimization.

Had to record some GTA IV gameplay to prove some idiot how badly optimized it is
#516 to #515 - sniffythebird (03/03/2015) [-]
I know, right?!

I played the **** outta it since Oldschool released in February 2013, sorta quit last August when I started working at the computer store. Didn't expect to play it again cause I had little time and was playing other games... but since GTA V got delayed and so many new games are broken and unplayable, it's the only enjoable game for me right now.

I tried games like AC: Unity, Dying Light, Ryse: Son of Rome, The Crew, CoD: AW, BF4, etc... kinda fun, but all have so many technical flaws that drive me nuts when I try to play them. Crysis 1 is a game I'll probably never get bored of, but SLI scales horribly for some reason which is a bit of a let down for me.
#511 to #510 - skiskate (03/03/2015) [-]
Black and blue theme
#460 to #457 - skiskate (11/14/2014) [-]
It looks kinda eh right now.

The problem is the MSI coolers look ugly, I'm not a fan That was a pun of red color schemes, It's still kinda dusty, and you really, really, really need sleeved cables. Also not using the 750D

I'm not trying to sound harsh but you could make it look a lot nicer if you work at it.
Also sorry for not replying for so long, I think i missed the notification
#458 to #457 - sniffythebird (11/13/2014) [-]
Also, added a wifi card (Asus PCE-AC68).

This thing is a ******* boss. It has this external antenna stand with 3 mofos sticking out of it. Also got a new router (Asus RT-N56U) that I bought for the old folk's house. It's kind of a mid-end thing, but tons better than our existing crap, and I'm buying my own AC66U when I move out and get my own fiber connection or something. Our ISP and line is still crap, but at least the local bottlenecks are gone. Asus routers are the **** .
#461 to #458 - skiskate (11/14/2014) [-]
The Asus X99 Deluxe has built in gigabit Wifi on-board.    
I have the standard router (which is surprisingly good) from FIOS Quantum and I get 215mb/s Wifi. The weird thing is Ethernet is actually slower and is always capped at 100mb/s. It doesn't really matter because I was not planning on wiring an Ethernet cable all the way up to my room anyways. But FIOS is awesome nonetheless.
The Asus X99 Deluxe has built in gigabit Wifi on-board.

I have the standard router (which is surprisingly good) from FIOS Quantum and I get 215mb/s Wifi. The weird thing is Ethernet is actually slower and is always capped at 100mb/s. It doesn't really matter because I was not planning on wiring an Ethernet cable all the way up to my room anyways. But FIOS is awesome nonetheless.
#465 to #461 - sniffythebird (11/16/2014) [-]
Meanwhile this house is stuck with the ********* ISP, no fiber, and the only other option is getting internet through a coax cable which is much better than a phone line, but then we have to buy a TV package aswell (which we don't need), and it ends up costing a ton.
#459 to #458 - sniffythebird (11/13/2014) [-]
God, this image quality is awful.

Yet, it's the best camera I've got right now....
User avatar #456 - CatHatMan (11/06/2014) [-]
Anyway heres an article on those 8gb 980's. I'm gonna get some nyquil and play some pink floyd on audiosurf.

#453 - tranquilizer (10/29/2014) [-]
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#454 to #453 - skiskate (10/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #449 - CatHatMan (10/29/2014) [-]
So did you ever get your keyboard? I'm happy I got mine before they changed the logo. but i think they only have the mx brown version with the new logo.
#450 to #449 - skiskate (10/29/2014) [-]
Actually I never did. The only version they have without the logo is with MX Reds. I am waiting until late November until the release the K70 with MX Browns

User avatar #451 to #450 - CatHatMan (10/29/2014) [-]
That's some pretty great news since the new logo looks terrible imo. It's also cool that they will also make a matching m65 mouse; it's just too bad it has a laser sensor.
#452 to #451 - skiskate (10/29/2014) [-]
Yea seriously, The Corsair Gaming ones look like **** in comparison to the Vengeance series K70 RGB. There is such a noticeable difference It's almost like one of those "Expectation vs Reality" images.

I was also disappointed with the M65. If they release an RGB optical version without the new logo I would totally buy one. For now I'm going with the Logitech G502.
#455 to #452 - CatHatMan (10/30/2014) [-]
Well after struggling with logitechs support for almost 4 weeks now it looks like they will replace my failing g400 with a g400s so I think I'm good on a mouse for a while now.
Which is good because my next choice was a Zowie ec1 cl evo and I don't really have $60 lying around right now.
User avatar #444 - gugek (09/21/2014) [-]
hey! hope you're having a great day
#446 to #444 - skiskate (09/21/2014) [-]
I hope you have having a great day too :3
I hope you have having a great day too :3
User avatar #448 to #446 - gugek (09/21/2014) [-]
aw thanks
User avatar #443 - kingdaniel (09/21/2014) [-]
Hey Skiskate,

Wanna join my channel? you can upload small OC stuff like wallpapers or drawings.
#445 to #443 - skiskate (09/21/2014) [-]
Sure. I just did.
Sure. I just did.
#447 to #445 - kingdaniel (09/21/2014) [-]
"Nice boobs"
#434 - puzekatt (09/01/2014) [-]
i must say, project enb was a big dissapointment
i mean it looks decent, but not better than realvision, and for some reason, the nights never really get dark i've tried darkening when installing CoT, projectENB and ingame, without much difference
#435 to #434 - skiskate (09/01/2014) [-]
CoT is actually independent of post-processing for any ENB so changed the light levels will not do anything in-game. The best way to make nights more realistic is to shift+enter and change the global ambient lighting, for interior and exterior both day and night, to 0. This is how light works in the real life and will only come from a light source like a window or a candle. It's much harder to see at night but it looks far more realistic then having perfect night vision.
User avatar #436 to #435 - puzekatt (09/01/2014) [-]
im embarrased, thanks though
think im going back to realvision anyways, or try something else
#437 to #436 - skiskate (09/01/2014) [-]
Realvison is love, Realvison is life.

You should add me on steam btw
User avatar #423 - puzekatt (08/29/2014) [-]
so what are your pc specs?
User avatar #425 to #424 - puzekatt (08/29/2014) [-]
if only i had money for a beast like that
4k would be the tits
#426 to #425 - skiskate (08/29/2014) [-]
I got a job this summer that paid $500 a week. Now that I got a car I feel like I should blow almost all of my money on somthing I like for once.
User avatar #427 to #426 - puzekatt (08/29/2014) [-]
you can become the new skyrim god doing roleplaying on the twitcherino xD
User avatar #428 to #427 - skiskate (08/29/2014) [-]
Yep. Also I am never playing Skyrim without an Oculus Rift. 100x more immersing. Hopefully Boris will create a VR compatible ENB ini by the realease of the CV1.
User avatar #429 to #428 - puzekatt (08/29/2014) [-]
i'm currently searching for a job, and once i find one that's not too bad and pays well enough, imma invest in whatever's needed to make occulus work for skyrim. i cant even imagine the glory
#432 to #429 - skiskate (08/29/2014) [-]
Video production man, one of the few jobs where they pay you to work with $5000 super computers.
Video production man, one of the few jobs where they pay you to work with $5000 super computers.
User avatar #416 - nought ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
RIP in peace
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