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skiddmarxx

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/20/2011
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:Houston
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Highest Content Rank:#4850
Highest Comment Rank:#6282
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Content Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 192 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 193 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:2
Content Views:6808
Times Content Favorited:82 times
Total Comments Made:171
FJ Points:2477
Favorite Tags: funny (4) | comic (2)
Nothing really notable about me. College student and an asshole.

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    G.O.W: Gum of Want G.O.W: Gum of Want
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    Discovery! Discovery!
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    Bitch can't help it Bitch can't help it
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    Summer plans Summer plans
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    Pottermon Pottermon
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    What a bitch! What a bitch!
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    Odd Odd

latest user's comments

#1234 - You're in it brooaseph satalin. Drunk as fuuuuck in back of fr…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #1329 - duskmane (12 hours ago) [-]
Happy 35th bud, hope the hangover isn't too rough. =]
User avatar #1330 - duskmane (12 hours ago) [-]
or 25th, you might've been a legend last night my good friend xD
#1233 - Update... I am. Drubkkkk as fuuuuick! Happy 25th FJ brokies! 19 hours ago on Open up to your FJ Family 0
#776 - Oh myyyy... I dare say we have a winner! I do love me some whi…  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #810 - duskmane (23 hours ago) [-]
Everclear.
190 proof.
Put me in your will (or at least invite me to the funeral).
User avatar #1234 - skiddmarxx (19 hours ago) [-]
You're in it brooaseph satalin. Drunk as fuuuuck in back of friends car! Happy 35th!
User avatar #1329 - duskmane (12 hours ago) [-]
Happy 35th bud, hope the hangover isn't too rough. =]
User avatar #1330 - duskmane (12 hours ago) [-]
or 25th, you might've been a legend last night my good friend xD
#767 - Just above stone dead sounds about right.  [+] (6 new replies) 23 hours ago on Open up to your FJ Family +1
#773 - thebulkiestcat (23 hours ago) [-]
Bahaha Evan Williams!.

If you want to have a blast and not feel like shit, My favorite Cheap whiskey is Rebel Yell. Super Smooth, Minimal aftermath. I call it my Chugging Whiskey.

User avatar #776 - skiddmarxx (23 hours ago) [-]
Oh myyyy... I dare say we have a winner! I do love me some whiskey... Although it does make me feisty. What the hell. I'm not paying for the drinks!
User avatar #810 - duskmane (23 hours ago) [-]
Everclear.
190 proof.
Put me in your will (or at least invite me to the funeral).
User avatar #1234 - skiddmarxx (19 hours ago) [-]
You're in it brooaseph satalin. Drunk as fuuuuck in back of friends car! Happy 35th!
User avatar #1329 - duskmane (12 hours ago) [-]
Happy 35th bud, hope the hangover isn't too rough. =]
User avatar #1330 - duskmane (12 hours ago) [-]
or 25th, you might've been a legend last night my good friend xD
#749 - Age: 24 (Come Monday, I'll be 25... Yes. 4/20) Occupa…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family +5
User avatar #1233 - skiddmarxx (19 hours ago) [-]
Update... I am. Drubkkkk as fuuuuick! Happy 25th FJ brokies!
User avatar #897 - Virt (22 hours ago) [-]
rum is fun
you can mix redbull and captain morgans tattoo rum
also like dr.pepper and fireball whiskey (flaming dr.peppers)
then theres moonshine, ooohh boy
User avatar #764 - thebulkiestcat (23 hours ago) [-]
How sick are you willing to be the day after your birthday? /
User avatar #767 - skiddmarxx (23 hours ago) [-]
Just above stone dead sounds about right.
#773 - thebulkiestcat (23 hours ago) [-]
Bahaha Evan Williams!.

If you want to have a blast and not feel like shit, My favorite Cheap whiskey is Rebel Yell. Super Smooth, Minimal aftermath. I call it my Chugging Whiskey.

User avatar #776 - skiddmarxx (23 hours ago) [-]
Oh myyyy... I dare say we have a winner! I do love me some whiskey... Although it does make me feisty. What the hell. I'm not paying for the drinks!
User avatar #810 - duskmane (23 hours ago) [-]
Everclear.
190 proof.
Put me in your will (or at least invite me to the funeral).
User avatar #1234 - skiddmarxx (19 hours ago) [-]
You're in it brooaseph satalin. Drunk as fuuuuck in back of friends car! Happy 35th!
User avatar #1329 - duskmane (12 hours ago) [-]
Happy 35th bud, hope the hangover isn't too rough. =]
User avatar #1330 - duskmane (12 hours ago) [-]
or 25th, you might've been a legend last night my good friend xD
#170 - Its sad to say, but I trust them all a little less because of … 04/08/2015 on She could smell it 0
#167 - See? My point exactly. 04/08/2015 on She could smell it 0
#166 - My family is... very different. I consider them like a hive of…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2015 on She could smell it 0
#168 - professorcuntickle (04/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't sound very loving and loyal to turn on you like that.
User avatar #170 - skiddmarxx (04/08/2015) [-]
Its sad to say, but I trust them all a little less because of it. What's sadder... I changed a lot after that ordeal. Now, when I take a stand on something, I stick to my guns. I love my family, but the term "blood is thicker than water" has so many new meanings to me now. Good and bad.

I forgive them, but I know sometimes you can't trust those closest to you 100%.
#163 - It was her (my sis's friend/now girlfriends) idea to tell them…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2015 on She could smell it 0
#164 - professorcuntickle (04/08/2015) [-]
Fuck's sake man. Your family sounds pretty toxic.
User avatar #166 - skiddmarxx (04/08/2015) [-]
My family is... very different. I consider them like a hive of xenomophs with my sis being the queen you do NOT want to piss off because if she is upset, the whole hive is upset. It's fine when you're one of them, but give them reason to even be mad at you a liiiiittle bit and next thing you know, you're swarmed.

My family can hold grudges for yeeears and with them its love or hate. No gray areas. They're loyal and loving to a fault, but give them one reason to feel betrayed and holy shit...
#168 - professorcuntickle (04/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't sound very loving and loyal to turn on you like that.
User avatar #170 - skiddmarxx (04/08/2015) [-]
Its sad to say, but I trust them all a little less because of it. What's sadder... I changed a lot after that ordeal. Now, when I take a stand on something, I stick to my guns. I love my family, but the term "blood is thicker than water" has so many new meanings to me now. Good and bad.

I forgive them, but I know sometimes you can't trust those closest to you 100%.
#157 - Well, the funny thing is, it just started out as me being a gu…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2015 on She could smell it 0
#161 - professorcuntickle (04/08/2015) [-]
I know right? It was like psychological torture seeing that ass run around my house in spandex all the time.
I definitely could've handled things better, but I'd sure as hell do it over again if i could. Hell I'd do it again right now if she offered.
It's kinda funny because my parents didn't know for a long time. I ended up telling my dad over a beer a few months later and all said was "can't say I blame you"
Can't imagine having them flip shit on me like yours did.
User avatar #163 - skiddmarxx (04/08/2015) [-]
It was her (my sis's friend/now girlfriends) idea to tell them. I told her it was a baaaaad idea, but she insisted. So, I just told them. Tried to keep it casual... Fucking NOPE. Suddenly, I was public enemy number one in my own house and would spend whole days in my room alone. Holed up like a damn hermit. Got so bad I often slept with a towel stuffed beneath my door because I actually began to have fears of my own mom creeping in at night to attack me. How fucked up is that?
#164 - professorcuntickle (04/08/2015) [-]
Fuck's sake man. Your family sounds pretty toxic.
User avatar #166 - skiddmarxx (04/08/2015) [-]
My family is... very different. I consider them like a hive of xenomophs with my sis being the queen you do NOT want to piss off because if she is upset, the whole hive is upset. It's fine when you're one of them, but give them reason to even be mad at you a liiiiittle bit and next thing you know, you're swarmed.

My family can hold grudges for yeeears and with them its love or hate. No gray areas. They're loyal and loving to a fault, but give them one reason to feel betrayed and holy shit...
#168 - professorcuntickle (04/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't sound very loving and loyal to turn on you like that.
User avatar #170 - skiddmarxx (04/08/2015) [-]
Its sad to say, but I trust them all a little less because of it. What's sadder... I changed a lot after that ordeal. Now, when I take a stand on something, I stick to my guns. I love my family, but the term "blood is thicker than water" has so many new meanings to me now. Good and bad.

I forgive them, but I know sometimes you can't trust those closest to you 100%.
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