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Date Signed Up:8/28/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#3762
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#110 - so if my metric conversion is right 18 c is like 40-50 f thats… 12/06/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 2 0
#123 - does dota have a similar system to league where theyre like a … 12/06/2014 on YouPorn Sponsors E-Sport 0
#162 - ill give you adhd but allergies area serious thing that should… 12/06/2014 on Unlucky bastard! 0
#38 - i doubt the same will happen shes super shut in. she doesnt ta…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Fleshlight 0
User avatar #49 - meganinja (12/05/2014) [-]
Sounds hot.
User avatar #39 - thegamerslife (12/05/2014) [-]
The paranoia thing? she's paranoid about so much shit she hardly leaves the house!? I am surprisingly speechless right now.
#68 - why would you want a critical fail 12/05/2014 on Warning! Dice may cause... 0
#28 - femshep is best shep 12/05/2014 on i wonder who won +1
#27 - grunt isnt a bad guy 12/05/2014 on i wonder who won +5
#26 - aaahhhhh rko is part of evolution  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on i wonder who won 0
#31 - AZSYANKEE (12/05/2014) [-]
#34 - my girlfriend wants me to get one because she is worried id ch…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Fleshlight 0
User avatar #37 - thegamerslife (12/05/2014) [-]
I had a GF like that once. that whole thing about "if they think you're going to cheat it's usually because they can't stop thinking about cheating" turned out to be true. she drunk fucked three of my friends.

oh well, that was 7 years ago and now I'm married and she's super jealous cause of her own stupidity and now she lives in a trailer with two kids by a guy who ran out on them. lmao I love karma, don't you!
#44 - liefy (12/05/2014) [-]
the spoiler was the best part. I love Karma as I watched it drive my first ex into a hell-ish world she created on her own after she cheated on me 3 times
User avatar #45 - thegamerslife (12/05/2014) [-]
KARMA FTW!! ever realize it's always bitches that get their pussy on a chainwax?!
User avatar #38 - sketchE (12/05/2014) [-]
i doubt the same will happen shes super shut in. she doesnt talk to her own friends and will go weeks without leaving the house. the paranoia thing is just getting old
User avatar #49 - meganinja (12/05/2014) [-]
Sounds hot.
User avatar #39 - thegamerslife (12/05/2014) [-]
The paranoia thing? she's paranoid about so much shit she hardly leaves the house!? I am surprisingly speechless right now.
#167 - yes physics exist saying the same physics exist isnt correct. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #168 - leonhardt (12/04/2014) [-]
Not really.
When magic isn't involved, physics is law.
Which is basically why magic was invented.
#164 - magic doesnt exist within the realm of physics. dragons are li…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #165 - leonhardt (12/04/2014) [-]
But physics still exists, even in a world of magic.
Otherwise no gravity, no molecular bonds holding literally everything together, no fun adventures.

A mage can levitate a cart with a wave of his staff, but it still falls back to the ground when he's out of mana.
User avatar #167 - sketchE (12/04/2014) [-]
yes physics exist saying the same physics exist isnt correct. whos to say the gunpowder is even the same. remember if the dice roll is good enough you could shoot yourself in the back of the head GM permiting. its safe to assume that in a magical world physics are more like guidlines than laws
User avatar #168 - leonhardt (12/04/2014) [-]
Not really.
When magic isn't involved, physics is law.
Which is basically why magic was invented.
#130 - no thats the best part even the autopsy commissioned by the br… 12/04/2014 on If only his master took... 0
#125 - something i was taught by a cop during my armed security train… 12/04/2014 on If only his master took... +1
#148 - pretty much any table top rpg. if you can think it and the DM … 12/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#144 - no it is very safe to assume that in a world where giant eybal…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #161 - leonhardt (12/04/2014) [-]
The giant eyeball is levitating via magic.

While a cannonball is flying because a flintlock mechanism propelled it. Sweet delicious physics.
User avatar #164 - sketchE (12/04/2014) [-]
magic doesnt exist within the realm of physics. dragons are like giant bumble bees their wings could not possible support their own weight but they do. using skill alone you can appear invisible. no magical item no excuses using pure skill and a good dice roll you have become invisible.
User avatar #165 - leonhardt (12/04/2014) [-]
But physics still exists, even in a world of magic.
Otherwise no gravity, no molecular bonds holding literally everything together, no fun adventures.

A mage can levitate a cart with a wave of his staff, but it still falls back to the ground when he's out of mana.
User avatar #167 - sketchE (12/04/2014) [-]
yes physics exist saying the same physics exist isnt correct. whos to say the gunpowder is even the same. remember if the dice roll is good enough you could shoot yourself in the back of the head GM permiting. its safe to assume that in a magical world physics are more like guidlines than laws
User avatar #168 - leonhardt (12/04/2014) [-]
Not really.
When magic isn't involved, physics is law.
Which is basically why magic was invented.
#64 - is this in roswell? 12/04/2014 on When Aliens Come 0
#124 - its kind of hard to learn without other people. i know when i … 12/03/2014 on Sexy Orc Simulator 0
#52 - it was always in he line of companies on the title screen 12/03/2014 on Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and... 0
#22 - no theyve both existed since gen 1  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and... 0
User avatar #50 - szymonf (12/02/2014) [-]
oh
I simply don't remeember ever seeing "the pokemon company" on any pokemon stuff I owned as a kid
User avatar #52 - sketchE (12/03/2014) [-]
it was always in he line of companies on the title screen
#97 - same way you hold the mauser and how a lot of people hold the … 12/02/2014 on Oh my god 0
#123 - in japan the birth rate is lower than the deathrate. dont worr… 12/02/2014 on Fuutuuure 0
#100 - oh my god. ive done this. 12/02/2014 on Swampert 0
#131 - i could blast it just let me know 12/02/2014 on HYAAAAA 0
#91 - i guess im confused about the question. do you want a dnd gam…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Sexy Orc Simulator 0
User avatar #119 - inkoma (12/02/2014) [-]
I don't mind, but I thought having 0% knowledge about the game starting against a very basic CPU could help to get started with everything a little before playing with people and not fuck their matches
User avatar #124 - sketchE (12/03/2014) [-]
its kind of hard to learn without other people. i know when i first started it was me and my friends and none of us knew anything so i just threw myself at the books to learn stuff. it wasnt until i got into a group with more experienced players that i really started to learn things. hell now that i think about it id like the idea of GMing a game with new people. im still newish to GMing
#60 - so is anyone else having the staring contest problem or did th… 12/01/2014 on Dragon Age Inquisition 0
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User avatar #103 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
*shaves sektchE's head bald*
#101 - konradkurze (11/11/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is what i hire for sketchE to **** tonight
User avatar #102 to #101 - sketchE ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hey i mean at least its human
User avatar #97 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
#95 - anonymous (10/20/2013) [-]
why wont you die?
your hurting the planet
User avatar #104 to #95 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
sketche is Mr Burns

evil fuels him
User avatar #96 to #95 - sketchE ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
your hate only fuels my immortality
User avatar #92 - zaiopeperse (09/11/2013) [-]
I just saw one of your comments. Man, it's been a while. How you been?
User avatar #93 to #92 - sketchE ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
not bad and yourself?
User avatar #94 to #93 - zaiopeperse (09/11/2013) [-]
I've been fine for the most part. A little ill at times but that's to be expected
#89 - ctenop (04/21/2013) [-]
Thanks for posting all those KS images :D
#87 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
stop drinking and commenting
User avatar #88 to #87 - sketchE ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #79 - josa (12/12/2012) [-]
You're awesome
User avatar #100 to #80 - kibbleking (08/08/2014) [-]
**** bronies, man.
User avatar #77 - emmiepony (11/27/2012) [-]
suck a ******** dick

that is all
#86 to #77 - sketchE ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
haha emipony
#78 to #77 - sketchE ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
well that isnt very friendly
#76 - anonymous (10/29/2012) [-]
**** you
User avatar #31 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 42** guise funnyjunk.com/social/36928#36928
User avatar #33 to #31 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
hasbro ruin everything
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User avatar #27 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 86**
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User avatar #24 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 02** didn't we roll this guy earlier?
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User avatar #19 to #24 - sketchE ONLINE (03/15/2012) [-]
what about it. i was a fur before the current mlp came out
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User avatar #21 to #26 - sketchE ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
i think they meant an actual picture of mlp rule 34 which would not bother me
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User avatar #17 - ryjed (12/18/2011) [-]
Hey I got you as secret santa, so here is your present:

Merry Christmas!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6MEby1OEeU
#90 to #17 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
That was funny Jim made mention/ GIT DOC U MEME TIONED.. PRESENT $$ ALL DEE/BEE. FUNNY INITIALS HE LYVS ME SO UR JEALOUSY $$$ CUNT WAIT TO TAKE IT???
User avatar #14 - lolgy (12/09/2011) [-]
what country?
User avatar #15 to #20 - sketchE ONLINE (12/09/2011) [-]
in regards to my avatar? its my main three heritages irish german and hungarian. if your asking where im actually from im american
User avatar #16 to #21 - lolgy (12/09/2011) [-]
you seem to be proud of it
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