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Date Signed Up:8/28/2010
Last Login:7/04/2015
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#38 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on truth 0
#101 - thelastamerican Comment deleted by sketchE
#37 - Comment deleted 06/24/2015 on truth 0
#18 - Picture 06/24/2015 on Titty Sprinkles +3
#15 - i live in alaska but youre more than welcome addie 06/24/2015 on When Admin 0
#170 - gamers have become a bunch of whiny children. the people usual… 06/24/2015 on The definition of Pre-orders +3
#114 - i lost seven pounds over the past 2 weeks im happy 06/23/2015 on Obese Americans outnumber 0
#123 - its not that he was black its just that he was there. korean j… 06/23/2015 on True as fuck 0
#260 - what about both of dookus hands  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on Colbert '12 0
User avatar #261 - skeletorexplains (06/23/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYT3ctPuVRw
2:35, Anakin grabs onto his hands, bounces the blade off the base before slicing both the hands off.
#163 - how many people had their hand cut off from locked light sabers?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Colbert '12 0
User avatar #167 - skeletorexplains (06/23/2015) [-]
Zero.

Anakin skywalker
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvnwLLXHabg
2:13 His hand was open and Dooku swung into his arm removing it.

Luke skywalker
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-DeI3ohVbY
3:35: Lightsaber swirled before vader removes his hand.


There is no "Grinding" in star wars lightsaber combat. The blades are either Held against each other until one other powers the other, Or it's Agility and use of Swordplay to leave your opponent open.
User avatar #260 - sketchE (06/23/2015) [-]
what about both of dookus hands
User avatar #261 - skeletorexplains (06/23/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYT3ctPuVRw
2:35, Anakin grabs onto his hands, bounces the blade off the base before slicing both the hands off.
#175 - 10,000 deaths is a lot 06/23/2015 on stat porn 0
#79 - put it on a poster not paint it on the walls. thats just me th…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2015 on True as fuck +1
User avatar #95 - roddor (06/23/2015) [-]
Considering Jesus was middle eastern, portraying him black is actually not any further than portraying him white.
User avatar #123 - sketchE (06/23/2015) [-]
its not that he was black its just that he was there. korean jesus would have bothered me
#79 - i can say i only like american fish. i only like salmon and ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2015 on The American Dream on a budget +1
User avatar #91 - sugoi (06/23/2015) [-]
It's fresh,but is it "catch it with your teeth while wrestling with a bear" fresh? You can't beat that.
#118 - apurpleliger (06/23/2015) [-]
He lives in Alaska, how else would he get his food?
#77 - halibut is pretty high up there too  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on The American Dream on a budget +2
User avatar #113 - xchewsifferx (06/23/2015) [-]
hmmm... never tried it. I'll have to give it a shot
#165 - why not put it in lihtenshtein 06/22/2015 on thought provoking 0
#138 - no i hate sitcoms in general BBT just hits a nerve with me whe… 06/05/2015 on Sheldon 0
#134 - but the straight man main character is still in that group of …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Sheldon 0
User avatar #137 - charagrin (06/05/2015) [-]
Remember Tool Time? The straight man was Jill and she was still married to Tim, who complicated everything. Or Rosseane where Dan was more or less the SM? I am not trying to be difficult, I am just pointing out that you are kind of using a universal sitcom tactic and saying that in this very specific case its a negative.

You don't have to like it, thats fine. But if you don't like it because of the straight man setup then you would be a bit hypocritical if you liked any other sitcom style show from Family Guy to Married With Children.
User avatar #138 - sketchE (06/05/2015) [-]
no i hate sitcoms in general BBT just hits a nerve with me when people try quoting it to me thinking theyre smart im not a genious of any sort but when i tell people the simplified version before they can and they get upset its pretty annoying
#132 - >> #124 , part of the reason is what the anon said.…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Sheldon 0
User avatar #133 - charagrin (06/05/2015) [-]
You just defined every sitcom show EVER though, people identify with the "straight man" while the "funny man" creates the shows transitions.. The only thing different about BBT is that it uses nerd architypes rather than say, an everyman or everywoman, or a group of teens trying to get through high school, or what have you.
User avatar #134 - sketchE (06/05/2015) [-]
but the straight man main character is still in that group of nerds that are the butt of the joke. then theres the stupid overcomplication of simple matters. it started the whole "nerds are hot" thing but it was basicly just attractive people with glasses are hot. just everything about the show bothers me. its stupid humor targeted at stereotypes where the main character is the butt of the joke not the one telling them
User avatar #137 - charagrin (06/05/2015) [-]
Remember Tool Time? The straight man was Jill and she was still married to Tim, who complicated everything. Or Rosseane where Dan was more or less the SM? I am not trying to be difficult, I am just pointing out that you are kind of using a universal sitcom tactic and saying that in this very specific case its a negative.

You don't have to like it, thats fine. But if you don't like it because of the straight man setup then you would be a bit hypocritical if you liked any other sitcom style show from Family Guy to Married With Children.
User avatar #138 - sketchE (06/05/2015) [-]
no i hate sitcoms in general BBT just hits a nerve with me when people try quoting it to me thinking theyre smart im not a genious of any sort but when i tell people the simplified version before they can and they get upset its pretty annoying
#35 - i enjoy being a lightweight. its cheeper 06/05/2015 on Shot Roulette 0
#252 - you know what would solve that? some good old 9 mm aspirin 06/04/2015 on kill count 0
#249 - wait now that i think of that if you guys are so great over th… 06/04/2015 on kill count 0
#240 - its much higher than youd think. you have less than two percen… 06/04/2015 on kill count -1
#237 - ******* 06/04/2015 on kill count 0
#235 - you ever hear of this nice place called mexico 06/04/2015 on kill count +1
#233 - we also have an idiot problem which i think is the bigger issue 06/04/2015 on kill count +11
#232 - hows your gang culture over there  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2015 on kill count -1
#251 - John Cena (06/04/2015) [-]
Coddled by the police force and freely turning minors into sex slaves.
User avatar #252 - sketchE (06/04/2015) [-]
you know what would solve that? some good old 9 mm aspirin
User avatar #249 - sketchE (06/04/2015) [-]
wait now that i think of that if you guys are so great over there why even bother saying anything? is europe that insecure?

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#110 - murrlogic (05/30/2015) [-]
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#106 - Killveous (04/18/2015) [-]
Hey, you mod skyrim? You mod well? You mod for me?

I was looking to commission (that means I will pay for your sexual services) someone to do a small mod for me and was going to consult nexus when I had the funds on hand after AoU but hey if you are my man I would rather chat you up here then dick around with people on the forums. :U

Hollah if interested. Thanks x

User avatar #107 to #106 - sketchE ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
it depends on what it is
User avatar #108 to #107 - Killveous (04/19/2015) [-]
Single NPC Follower with a few basic needs. No added audio or animations needed. It's a lot of programming, and as an artist I can make and sculpt dicks; I can't program for **** .

If that sounds cool to you I can send you a brief and talk cash with you. Thanks x
User avatar #109 to #108 - sketchE ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
give me the details and ill see what i can do. i wouldnt really feel comfortable accepting money for modding something though
User avatar #103 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
*shaves sektchE's head bald*
#101 - konradkurze (11/11/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is what i hire for sketchE to **** tonight
User avatar #102 to #101 - sketchE ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hey i mean at least its human
User avatar #97 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
#95 - John Cena (10/20/2013) [-]
why wont you die?
your hurting the planet
User avatar #104 to #95 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
sketche is Mr Burns

evil fuels him
User avatar #96 to #95 - sketchE ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
your hate only fuels my immortality
User avatar #92 - zaiopeperse (09/11/2013) [-]
I just saw one of your comments. Man, it's been a while. How you been?
User avatar #93 to #92 - sketchE ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
not bad and yourself?
User avatar #94 to #93 - zaiopeperse (09/11/2013) [-]
I've been fine for the most part. A little ill at times but that's to be expected
#89 - ctenop (04/21/2013) [-]
Thanks for posting all those KS images :D
#87 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
stop drinking and commenting
User avatar #88 to #87 - sketchE ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #79 - josa (12/12/2012) [-]
You're awesome
User avatar #100 to #80 - kibbleking (08/08/2014) [-]
**** bronies, man.
User avatar #77 - emmiepony (11/27/2012) [-]
suck a ******** dick

that is all
#86 to #77 - sketchE ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
haha emipony
#78 to #77 - sketchE ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
well that isnt very friendly
#76 - John Cena (10/29/2012) [-]
**** you
User avatar #31 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 42** guise funnyjunk.com/social/36928#36928
User avatar #33 to #31 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
hasbro ruin everything
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User avatar #27 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 86**
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User avatar #24 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 02** didn't we roll this guy earlier?
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User avatar #19 to #24 - sketchE ONLINE (03/15/2012) [-]
what about it. i was a fur before the current mlp came out
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User avatar #21 to #26 - sketchE ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
i think they meant an actual picture of mlp rule 34 which would not bother me
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