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#132694 - wow, have he even discovered he has a pair of testis? 10/31/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
#132690 - really cool distinctive art style well when i started… 10/31/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#132685 - thats when you bring out the ol' captain morgan and buy a cat/…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #132692 - awesomerninjathing (10/31/2014) [-]
hes like 13
User avatar #132700 - haydentheviking (11/01/2014) [-]
13 year olds in the uk get pissed

he should join those cool kids
User avatar #132694 - sjakk (10/31/2014) [-]
wow, have he even discovered he has a pair of testis?
User avatar #132686 - shibe (10/31/2014) [-]
I don't drink alcohol, and I have a dog but I'm still lonely.
#132683 - light shine upon thy - its Baroness - Blue record. really grea…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #132687 - charac (10/31/2014) [-]
Ah neat, John Baizley makes some amazing artworks.
Can you recommend a good album for a first listen?
Yea everything on CD I'm not really a vinyl person.
User avatar #132690 - sjakk (10/31/2014) [-]
really cool distinctive art style

well when i started listening i was into black metal so listened to the first one but not sure if ur into black ?

anyways

black: Bathory - 13 Candles

viking early : Bathory - Baptised in Fire and Ice

viking late: Bathory - The Messenger
#132677 - recent purchases? **** camera is ***…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #132702 - haydentheviking (11/01/2014) [-]
baroness are too good im jealous you have that tbh
User avatar #132703 - sjakk (11/01/2014) [-]
really like it, but why in the F did they have to make it double LP, its only 45 min long. and the gatefold only contains the lyrics (douches)

funny thing is when i first played trough it was running at 33rpm sounded really sluggish almost death metal vocals wasn't until the last tracks i discovered it was supposed to be at 44rpm
User avatar #132704 - haydentheviking (11/01/2014) [-]
the yellow and green album are really good i dont really like gatefolds all too much they bother me sure if a albums more than a hour long i get that but like the new mastodon album 2 discs and only 3 or 2 songs on each side...stupid

lol that must of sounded pretty good
User avatar #132705 - sjakk (11/01/2014) [-]
aight, i oughta buy it next time im in town.

well it kinda was necessary with once more round the sun, loved the gatefold art, but when you make the discs spin at 44 and only have the lyrics in the gatefold that is just a cash grab.

it sounded like shit but i guess i just accepted it, def pick it up if you see the oppertunity


being lazy and changing vinyls is hardlife. im out for the night have a nice one man
User avatar #132706 - haydentheviking (11/01/2014) [-]
do it man

yeah i guesss

have a good one man
User avatar #132679 - charac (10/31/2014) [-]
Well that is a lot of Bathory. Reminds me that I should give them a try sometime.
What's the one in bottom middle?
My purchases Mastodon - The Hunter
Amaranthe - The Nexus
Hatebreed - Supremacy
Dioramic - Supra
Bolt Thrower - War Master


User avatar #132701 - haydentheviking (11/01/2014) [-]
cause bathory is love man
User avatar #132683 - sjakk (10/31/2014) [-]
light shine upon thy - its Baroness - Blue record. really great except it rotates at 44rpm on 2 discs instead of 33rpm 1, bitch move.

and yeah def check out bathory premium black/viking metal, can't say much for his thrash era.

good buys, bolt thrower is awesome. on CD's? The hunter has some good tracks but overall the feel is pretty meh atleast compared to their older stuff and crack the skye
User avatar #132687 - charac (10/31/2014) [-]
Ah neat, John Baizley makes some amazing artworks.
Can you recommend a good album for a first listen?
Yea everything on CD I'm not really a vinyl person.
User avatar #132690 - sjakk (10/31/2014) [-]
really cool distinctive art style

well when i started listening i was into black metal so listened to the first one but not sure if ur into black ?

anyways

black: Bathory - 13 Candles

viking early : Bathory - Baptised in Fire and Ice

viking late: Bathory - The Messenger
#93 - **sjakk rolled image ** not on my internet 10/31/2014 on Olympics 3000 years 0
#132297 - coroner and coroner. and coroner isn't even on u…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #132310 - kaisakuenkou (10/28/2014) [-]
I haven't gotten around to them yet sorry, and I don't give a damn about production if the music is good enough
#132308 - anon (10/28/2014) [-]
>beyond sad
Typical metalhead
#132384 - anon (10/29/2014) [-]
that isn't even an argument, coroner is the epitome of thrash
#41 - **sjakk rolled image ** cake 10/18/2014 on too serious 0
#42 - **sjakk rolled image ** boom 10/18/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... -1
#84 - **sjakk rolled image ** hoomans 10/18/2014 on true 0
#79 - Comment deleted 10/18/2014 on Half Life 2 at its finest 0
#130171 - Picture 09/28/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#129213 - no 09/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#128964 - Just came home from Ocean Chief, Pallbearer & YOB … 09/14/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#127470 - good buy, bought Blackwater a while back and saw still life (m…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #127471 - haydentheviking (08/24/2014) [-]
Im looking for leviathan! and remission has had a re-issue so get that

my goal is to get all the opeth albums on vinyl! sucks you could not get it blackwater park was a great album
#127442 - recent buys? shirt vinyls cd's etc  [+] (8 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
User avatar #127524 - nimba (08/24/2014) [-]
Royal Blood - Debut Album - August 25th pre-ordered the royal blood album. It's gonna arrive on tuesday.
I'm leaving on monday. FML
User avatar #127468 - haydentheviking (08/24/2014) [-]
i also got morningrise by opeth on vinyl the other day too t'was good
User avatar #127470 - sjakk (08/24/2014) [-]
good buy, bought Blackwater a while back and saw still life (my fav) yesterday sitting there but couldent afford it all, regret not buying Remission/Leviathan though
User avatar #127471 - haydentheviking (08/24/2014) [-]
Im looking for leviathan! and remission has had a re-issue so get that

my goal is to get all the opeth albums on vinyl! sucks you could not get it blackwater park was a great album
User avatar #127466 - haydentheviking (08/24/2014) [-]
I got once more round the sun a few days ago on vinyl its really nice im getting crack the skye soon
#127445 - charac (08/23/2014) [-]
Crack the Skye is a really good album. Good choice.

Got a Xanthochroid shirt from my brother as a late birthday present. He ordered it shortly before but it took about 1.5 monts for the shirt to arrive.
It's a cool shirt though. I really like it.
#127447 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
yeah i really liked the vinyl mix

pretty cool shirt, looks like good quality, could have enlarged the icon a bit though, band is awesome
User avatar #127448 - charac (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah it's a nice shirt, very comfortable.

Even though I'm more of a CD guy I really like that on vinyl the artworks gets a much bigger space. It's alomst like a little poster.
#112 - original is bettah 08/07/2014 on sjakk's profile 0
#122148 - Picture 07/13/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#115728 - hooray! glad you found out 06/05/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#115678 - i feel ya, bought a broken amp last month, the gain button doe…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #115697 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
So, after quite a lot of reading and finding some elegant solutions that didn't help, I read one post that said "i turned the speakers themselves down and turned up the volume on the PC"
put the volume knob to its lowest point, cranked that shit up on my soundcard program and now there is basically no noise
User avatar #115728 - sjakk (06/05/2014) [-]
hooray! glad you found out
User avatar #115679 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
thanks, if i do ill be sure to thank you in my speech
#115677 - all their stuff sound the same but they are pretty rad 06/04/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
#115675 - its really annoying when you turn up, had the same issue a whi…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #115676 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
i always seem to have bad luck with audio equipment
my electro-acoustic guitar produces and awful white noise when plugged in, and by the time I realised it was actually an equipment fault and not my own problem it was too late to return/get it fixed. it also has mega high action which i didnt realise until i played a few other peoples guitars.
User avatar #115678 - sjakk (06/04/2014) [-]
i feel ya, bought a broken amp last month, the gain button does zero and fixing it was the same price i bought it

well anyways take care, hope you'll get it sorted out


grounding is your friend
User avatar #115697 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
So, after quite a lot of reading and finding some elegant solutions that didn't help, I read one post that said "i turned the speakers themselves down and turned up the volume on the PC"
put the volume knob to its lowest point, cranked that shit up on my soundcard program and now there is basically no noise
User avatar #115728 - sjakk (06/05/2014) [-]
hooray! glad you found out
User avatar #115679 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
thanks, if i do ill be sure to thank you in my speech
#115673 - wierd curse grounding well most likely PSU …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #115674 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
thats alright
it's not that much of an issue when listening to songs (except really quiet ones like Simon & Garfunkel stuff) anyway, maybe ill just have to turn it off everytime i'm not listening
haven't tried it with just speech videos yet...
User avatar #115675 - sjakk (06/04/2014) [-]
its really annoying when you turn up, had the same issue a while back, swapped the board and success, but your problem seems bit more..... complicated
User avatar #115676 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
i always seem to have bad luck with audio equipment
my electro-acoustic guitar produces and awful white noise when plugged in, and by the time I realised it was actually an equipment fault and not my own problem it was too late to return/get it fixed. it also has mega high action which i didnt realise until i played a few other peoples guitars.
User avatar #115678 - sjakk (06/04/2014) [-]
i feel ya, bought a broken amp last month, the gain button does zero and fixing it was the same price i bought it

well anyways take care, hope you'll get it sorted out


grounding is your friend
User avatar #115697 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
So, after quite a lot of reading and finding some elegant solutions that didn't help, I read one post that said "i turned the speakers themselves down and turned up the volume on the PC"
put the volume knob to its lowest point, cranked that shit up on my soundcard program and now there is basically no noise
User avatar #115728 - sjakk (06/05/2014) [-]
hooray! glad you found out
User avatar #115679 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
thanks, if i do ill be sure to thank you in my speech
#115667 - yeah boi, that'll fix it 90% sure goddamn electric  [+] (9 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #115672 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
well, i tried but in all honestly it seemed to make it even worse, maybe the electrics in this house just suck
this might just be observational bias, but CPU load seemed to have something to do with it. for example, when i closed everything down the interference got higher pitched but a bit quieter compared to the almost interference like noise when i had a few things running
#115673 - sjakk (06/04/2014) [-]
wierd

curse grounding

well most likely PSU issue

soz i couldent help more
User avatar #115674 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
thats alright
it's not that much of an issue when listening to songs (except really quiet ones like Simon & Garfunkel stuff) anyway, maybe ill just have to turn it off everytime i'm not listening
haven't tried it with just speech videos yet...
User avatar #115675 - sjakk (06/04/2014) [-]
its really annoying when you turn up, had the same issue a while back, swapped the board and success, but your problem seems bit more..... complicated
User avatar #115676 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
i always seem to have bad luck with audio equipment
my electro-acoustic guitar produces and awful white noise when plugged in, and by the time I realised it was actually an equipment fault and not my own problem it was too late to return/get it fixed. it also has mega high action which i didnt realise until i played a few other peoples guitars.
User avatar #115678 - sjakk (06/04/2014) [-]
i feel ya, bought a broken amp last month, the gain button does zero and fixing it was the same price i bought it

well anyways take care, hope you'll get it sorted out


grounding is your friend
User avatar #115697 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
So, after quite a lot of reading and finding some elegant solutions that didn't help, I read one post that said "i turned the speakers themselves down and turned up the volume on the PC"
put the volume knob to its lowest point, cranked that shit up on my soundcard program and now there is basically no noise
User avatar #115728 - sjakk (06/05/2014) [-]
hooray! glad you found out
User avatar #115679 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
thanks, if i do ill be sure to thank you in my speech
#115663 - strange wait you tried ur monitor to the wall socket?…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #115665 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
yeh, i tried the monitor
i've got to turn of PC? fucking electricians
ill be back soon
User avatar #115667 - sjakk (06/04/2014) [-]
yeah boi, that'll fix it 90% sure

goddamn electric
User avatar #115672 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
well, i tried but in all honestly it seemed to make it even worse, maybe the electrics in this house just suck
this might just be observational bias, but CPU load seemed to have something to do with it. for example, when i closed everything down the interference got higher pitched but a bit quieter compared to the almost interference like noise when i had a few things running
#115673 - sjakk (06/04/2014) [-]
wierd

curse grounding

well most likely PSU issue

soz i couldent help more
User avatar #115674 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
thats alright
it's not that much of an issue when listening to songs (except really quiet ones like Simon & Garfunkel stuff) anyway, maybe ill just have to turn it off everytime i'm not listening
haven't tried it with just speech videos yet...
User avatar #115675 - sjakk (06/04/2014) [-]
its really annoying when you turn up, had the same issue a while back, swapped the board and success, but your problem seems bit more..... complicated
User avatar #115676 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
i always seem to have bad luck with audio equipment
my electro-acoustic guitar produces and awful white noise when plugged in, and by the time I realised it was actually an equipment fault and not my own problem it was too late to return/get it fixed. it also has mega high action which i didnt realise until i played a few other peoples guitars.
User avatar #115678 - sjakk (06/04/2014) [-]
i feel ya, bought a broken amp last month, the gain button does zero and fixing it was the same price i bought it

well anyways take care, hope you'll get it sorted out


grounding is your friend
User avatar #115697 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
So, after quite a lot of reading and finding some elegant solutions that didn't help, I read one post that said "i turned the speakers themselves down and turned up the volume on the PC"
put the volume knob to its lowest point, cranked that shit up on my soundcard program and now there is basically no noise
User avatar #115728 - sjakk (06/05/2014) [-]
hooray! glad you found out
User avatar #115679 - herblegerble (06/04/2014) [-]
thanks, if i do ill be sure to thank you in my speech

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User avatar #117 - joshlol (02/21/2015) [-]
The Beatles - Yesterday
User avatar #116 - joshlol (02/21/2015) [-]
Beatles- Let It Be
User avatar #115 - joshlol (02/21/2015) [-]
The Beatles-Hey Jude
User avatar #114 - joshlol (02/21/2015) [-]
The Beatles - Help
User avatar #113 - joshlol (02/21/2015) [-]
The Beatles - Come Together (HQ)
User avatar #118 to #113 - sjakk (02/28/2015) [-]
only album i actually like with white, rest is poop can't stand them
#109 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
at du fortsatt bruker denne siden meng

siden her er mer utdatert enn bestemorra mi
User avatar #110 to #109 - sjakk (05/13/2014) [-]
r00d
User avatar #91 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
addicted to that song...
User avatar #92 to #91 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
WAAAAAAR god?
User avatar #95 to #92 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
btw not sure if you or chuck schuldiner in your profile pic
User avatar #96 to #95 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
ofc its chuck, chuck RUUUULES
User avatar #94 to #92 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
liker du o spille sjakk?
User avatar #97 to #94 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
instrument? vidya games?
User avatar #98 to #97 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
no i mean chess XD

and.. instruments too maybe?
User avatar #99 to #98 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
**** chess

yeah i play guitar, do you play any instrument?

er du norsk eller svensk
User avatar #100 to #99 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
xd

guitar, bass, tried some electric drums but it went.. meh. i want real ones though

svensk xd
User avatar #101 to #100 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
JULMUST BITCHESSSSS


that is nice, i want real drums as well, tried electric but its so retarded, too digital. but acoustic drums make a **** ton of noise.

mainly guitar or bass?
User avatar #102 to #101 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, love that ****

Mhmm.. I don't really have a place to play except for my grandfathers place where he grew up. Electric doesn't make the right sounds really for me.

mainly guitar but then i just stopped for a while. guess it had to do with my fecking ehh.. you know the hole where you put in the cord? it's like broken. it's no longer attatched to the hole itself, the pipe, so it's just free inside of the enhancer..
User avatar #103 to #102 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
yeah it just feels crap, maybe if you buy some hi-end it would be nice but acoustic is where its at.

jack plug? yeah should get that fixed, but you play metal i assume, played long?

4yrs here i own a RG50TC and a LTD-EX 400, but the tubes has gone to **** in the amp
User avatar #104 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
not sure actually

mostly black metal yes, played for about 4-5 years I think

I see. That feel.
User avatar #105 to #104 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
got any nifty **** to reccommend?


Windir - Svartesmeden og Lundamyrstrollet
User avatar #106 to #105 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
Tbh listening to jazz right now..

Anaal Nathrakh - Do Not Speak else this I guesss
User avatar #107 to #106 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
jazz is cool especially miles davis, but yeah sorry to interrupt with some chaotic stuff (which is pretty cool) check it out when you are in the mood.
User avatar #108 to #107 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
I think I'mma check tomorrow it's late here

Have fun with the songs!

I was listening to Jazz-Iz-Christ actually by Serj Tankian
User avatar #93 to #92 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
AWWW YEAAAHH
User avatar #79 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
hei sjakk lyssner du til burzum?
User avatar #80 to #79 - sjakk (10/22/2013) [-]
oh yes.
User avatar #81 to #80 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
he's breddy good

your fav song? mines probably jesus tod
User avatar #82 to #81 - sjakk (10/22/2013) [-]
think il have to go with Inn i slottet fra drømmen or A sad lost forgotten spirit, but jesus tod is sweet as well.

Varg sure did some ****** up things in the 90's but he has talent

fav album? Filosofem i assume?
User avatar #83 to #82 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah murder and all that. Those songs are good.




Actaully belus, tbh, while I do like Jesus Tod more than any of the songs on that album I like more songs from Belus than I do from Filosofem
User avatar #84 to #83 - sjakk (10/22/2013) [-]
Lost wisdom is pretty wicked as well, what do you think of his "sad/depressive" songs? like Morgenrøde, Tomhet, Rundtgåing. or do you prefer his black stuff best

Han som reiste is probably my fav Synth song.

what other black metal are you into? Bathory, Darkthrone etc.
User avatar #85 to #84 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I like it. And hmm it's hard really Glemselens elv I guess fits into the cathegory of sad and I like that more than any song except jesus

I prefer tomhet

both of those, most anaal nathrakh though actually. have you heard of them?
User avatar #86 to #85 - sjakk (10/22/2013) [-]
nope, just heard them now

its not bad, but i prefer the rougher sound picture (mayhem, early Immortal etc)

only modern **** i like is Enthroned and Destroyer


Destroyer 666 - I Am The Wargod def check it out, intro is awesome
User avatar #88 to #86 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
I love this song already
User avatar #89 to #88 - sjakk (10/22/2013) [-]
nice to hear, hard to find black metal at least in my experience

Enthroned - Evil Church Classic

but ima go to the store so have a nice one! il be sure to check out the rest of Anaal
User avatar #90 to #89 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
Alright Thanks. I'll listen to this in a minute
User avatar #87 to #86 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]


Yeah mayhems one of my favourites

Never actually heard enthroned or destroyer, I'll litsen to 'em after this song
#77 to #76 - sjakk (09/15/2013) [-]
omfg funnyjunk is best junk
omfg funnyjunk is best junk
#78 to #77 - redreceipt (09/15/2013) [-]
i have returned to spread the word of the one true god
#74 - anonymoose (07/20/2013) [-]
I haven't stopped listening to Sadus since you posted them as a reply to me. Holy **** , it's like re-discovering death.
User avatar #75 to #74 - sjakk (07/20/2013) [-]
AH-GGRESSSSSSION

yeah they are neat, the bassist and creator of the band was also in Death from Human - Symbolic
#72 - maciej (02/25/2013) [-]
Norsk, og liker death, omg, perf
User avatar #73 to #72 - sjakk (02/25/2013) [-]
shhh det er vår lille hemmelighet
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#68 to #67 - sjakk (10/15/2012) [-]
I Freakin' love it, my personal fav
User avatar #69 to #68 - sjakk (10/15/2012) [-]
as stated..before...its...amazing..anyways...carry on....listen to all of them..they all own
User avatar #50 - astraea (10/10/2012) [-]
Eg elskar sjakk
User avatar #51 to #50 - sjakk (10/10/2012) [-]
oj oj progressjon

bokmål! BOKMÅL!!

sora no otoshimono mannen
User avatar #47 - astraea (09/07/2012) [-]
Eg likar sjakk
#48 to #47 - sjakk (09/07/2012) [-]
Gjør vi ikke alle?
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (09/07/2012) [-]
Sant det.
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#42 to #41 - sjakk (08/13/2012) [-]
don't bring the potato here
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#40 to #39 - sjakk (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you very much, it worked.   
   
sweet
Thank you very much, it worked.

sweet
#33 - sjakk (08/05/2012) [-]
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NOOO DON'T ****** MEEEE
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