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- Well, then you're ****** regardless. Once you hold do…
PornHub sure knows to...
- Hating everyone isn't a good thing
- Literally all you have to do <<<<<
PornHub sure knows to...
i dont want to, it pains me
what if someone opens the door and you have 1 second to react?
When watching porn, you don't have your screen facing towards the door
unless you're a dumb-dumb
, so you just close the laptop and they are none the wiser.
Well, then you're fucked regardless.
Once you hold down the button you have about 3 seconds before it turns off.
Smashing the computer to the point of total death takes much longer than 3 seconds
Unless you've got a hammer or something
, so it's a fruitless effort.
So nothing you could do will help. I suggest wearing headphones and closing the lid quickly. Or just turning the sound off while you watch it.
Plus if you're jerking off, you're totally fucked. Nobody can shut down their computer and pull up their pants and compose themselves in a normal manner in less than a second. Impossible.
close the laptop, if she/he insists of showing, smile and tell that you will show it later its a secret
You don't even have to do that. Just lie and say "oh I just turned it off" while holding the button down. If you can't stall for 5 seconds you need to learn more.
Just say some shit about doing performance updates and virus scans, all that random shit. Parents hardly know shit other than how to turn it on and get to internet and email.
- Is this a loss edit?
What has this site made me..
I thought of something...
Taking that. Take this.
- Which is ******* ********. I should be able to contro…
Yeah. It led to 3 of my friends removing me because of shit i would say in reply to retarded leftist bullshit going on during the election. No loss there, but everyone else still saw it
>having a facebook account
It's for people with friends, you wouldn't understand
>Uploaded recording of rocket league to a private group page that you can't see the contents of without joining
>Everyone on my friends list can still see the post and the likes on my normal posts drop by 90% because pretty much everyone un-followed me
oh no not your internet points
Yeah, but these are internet points by people he knows in real life. So on a scale of 0-10, they now matter like 2 or 3 instead of 0.
- Yeah... I'm pretty sure that's not how the Silence works. …
I haven't watched the show in quite a few years, but I'm pretty sure you would forget the entire event take place. Like you wouldn't even remember you scrolled passed that picture
do you even doctor who bro
The Doctor literally explains this in the simplest way possible.
"It's like they edit themselves out of your memory."
They don't make you forget the event that took place as you were looking at it. What you remember is basically what happened except for any interactions with them. Though you do remember any suggestions made by them to you, so you think you thought of it yourself..
And for extra nerd points, the species isn't called the Silence, that's the religious movement.
Damn bro wtf, I said I haven't watched in a few years.
>forgetting doctor who
it's like you want the silence to laugh at you
Man I just stopped liking the series is all
Woah dude it's almost as if it was a joke and the true mechanics of the silence aren't really important here.
Yeah the canon mechanics don't really matter if it's for the sake of the joke.
It's a lot like Candleja-
Wait a minute, I thought that Candlejack was su-
supposed to leave a little note at the end of your post? I would have if that last guy hadn't elbowed me in the nose. You know how hard it is to get blood out of this mask? Don't struggle so much, please.
They're ten and have to look at their keyboards to type, and so "forget" the Silence in the picture?
plus even if you ignore that the joke falls flat.
who the hell looks at a picture of a kid and starts complaining about pictures of "people looking at nothing" or thinks its broody and mysterious.
it doesnt feel natural which just makes the joke feel forced.
They see it when they look at the picture but you're not really looking at the picture when you're reading/typing a comment. Maybe someone will but that person will be alone in doing so, as demonstrated in the screencap.
its like if amy walked into the bathroom where the silence was standing and proceeded to the toilet while being ignorant to the scary alien thing rather than having to find a way to inform everyone of its existence without taking her eyes off of it.
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