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Date Signed Up:6/05/2012
Last Login:8/24/2016
Location:Dallas TX USA
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#198 - **sixty used "*roll 1, 1-8*"** **sixty rolls 8** 11 hours ago on Win-Win! 0
#196 - **** 11 hours ago on Win-Win! +1
#195 - **sixty used "*roll picture*"** **sixty rolled image ** W…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Win-Win! 0
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#196 - sixty (11 hours ago) [-]
Fuck
#193 - Comment deleted 11 hours ago on Win-Win! 0
#2 - >Ted Cruz >Reasonable  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2016 on im a reasonable man Donald +17
#12 - anon (08/23/2016) [-]
>t. Trump supporter
#31 - Because those things are ******* heavy man  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2016 on 999 takes later, it be a... +5
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#33 - catkyte (08/22/2016) [-]
you are only supposed to have it filled like 20% which isn't very heavy
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#42 - catburglarpenis (08/22/2016) [-]
How is that not heavy?

2 liter water jug + 17 galleons of h3o = 86 stone of liquid

86 stone times universal measurement of 5.5 Celsius comes out to 113.863 (rounded up)

113.863 rounded universal cubed to the power of current earth rotational speed and probable elevation divided by nigahiga's Asian mind reading powers comes out to at least 28 pood

28 pood heated produces the smallest known mass effect relay multiplying the weight by over 6 trillion Planck lengths!

Divide that by knots and run it through the Pythagorean theorum (while holding your breath of course) and the and the whole thing weighs in at AT LEAST

827472764816381542474801729475155384712 Millimeters CUBED

And that's JUST with my back-of-the-envelope math! No human could lift such a thing!
#63 - catkyte (08/22/2016) [-]
yfw
#30 - Here you are, fresh from the meme factory  [+] (7 new replies) 08/22/2016 on 999 takes later, it be a... +38
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#61 - jasohazard (08/22/2016) [-]
Should have made it louder and more distored as the bottles got bigger and ear rape when they all throw it.
#46 - anon (08/22/2016) [-]
Needs to toss in the laughing guy in the green elf costume saying, "I'm Gay" somewhere in that bottle flipping.
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#45 - helterskeleton (08/22/2016) [-]
I AM DA ONE DONT WEIGH A TON DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UP ON DA STREET, UNDA DA SUN DA BASTARD SON WILL POP A GLOCK TO FEED HIMSELF AND FAMILY,
#44 - anon (08/22/2016) [-]
i fucking laughed at that way harder than i should have
#39 - anon (08/22/2016) [-]
ZA WA-
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#35 - osamacare (08/22/2016) [-]
Why the fuck are blips of noise so funny
What has humor become
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#40 - grumpythefirst (08/22/2016) [-]
Yeah I don't get it either.
#93 - Yeah, go ahead and keep wanting to destroy humanity. I'll go a… 08/21/2016 on A valid solution +1
#9 - I don't mind the exposed ones, as long as it's just you in the…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/21/2016 on Showers +49
#97 - bakagaijin (08/21/2016) [-]
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**bakagaijin rolled image** *giggles like a little girl* well.... if you insist...
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#13 - remsaman (08/21/2016) [-]
cold draft blows through
immediate regret
#98 - bakagaijin (08/21/2016) [-]
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**bakagaijin rolled image**That's why you have money to throw at it
#38 - geofalke (08/21/2016) [-]
**geofalke used "*roll picture*"**
**geofalke rolled image**if you're rich enough to be able to afford one of these liquid shitting monstrosities you're rich enough to have a fully climate controlled bathroom with no draftiness
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#78 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
i scrolled to this right at the same time in the song he is singing those lines.
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#11 - shamusogrady (08/21/2016) [-]
Would you shit in a toilet that was in the middle of an empty gym?
#82 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
WHY would you fuck in a toilet? how come some people DO fuck in toilets? and WHY some people let their dog lick their face? That's so fucking gross
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#81 - xxTheJesterxx (08/21/2016) [-]
I mean, hey, they didn't put it there for nothing
#66 - flufflepuff (08/21/2016) [-]
yes
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#15 - talldumbdork (08/21/2016) [-]
When I was younger, I worked as a custodian for a very large recreation facility. After everyone left and I cleaned everything, I would have amazing shits.
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#12 - ihatecarltonbanks (08/21/2016) [-]
An empty privately owned gym with a system in place to keep the smell contained? hell yeah I would.
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#14 - shamusogrady (08/21/2016) [-]
No, it's a gym at a middle school thats only locked when you're using it.
#86 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
Would be a step up from the designated shitting streets.
#44 - Picture 08/21/2016 on Let it RIP +2
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