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#25 - "Dogs, when you grab *their face*(?), are hilarious to lo…  [+] (3 replies) 12/07/2015 on "lemme check ur teeth" +17
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#61 - victorydanceofc (12/07/2015) [-]
the Dog is one

the Dog is legion
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#26 - sptnfouroneseven (12/07/2015) [-]
Every dog I've grabbed the face of does the exact same reaction.
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#27 - sirmatthew (12/07/2015) [-]
Woah... we possibly just uncovered the truth.
bravo good sir.
Johnny Bravo.
#38 - "I made it to onyx 1600 in Halo 5" "heh, Ye…  [+] (8 replies) 12/07/2015 on 12 year old gets fucked +10
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#82 - velociraptorein (12/07/2015) [-]
I'm only plat 3. Not sure if that is good though, This Halo is the only halo i ever invested in the Multiplayer.
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#83 - sirmatthew (12/07/2015) [-]
plat 3 means you're winning games at the platinum level, which isnt bad at all. Its pretty easy to get placed into platinum, but if your climbing the ranks thats not bad at all, and you probably belong at least in diamond. This is honestly the hardest multiplayer yet, in terms of aiming at least.
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#86 - velociraptorein (12/07/2015) [-]
Oh i see. Well that's good to know at least. I expected Bronze placement or something of that sort honestly. hah.
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#52 - dirtydollar (12/07/2015) [-]
I am struggling to break even at Onyx 1520. I guess that is just where my skill plateaus.
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#53 - sirmatthew (12/07/2015) [-]
its a huge matter of who you match up with. some people are just a good shot. thats fine and all, but they can't play at a higher level. you need to find a team who checks the whole map, checks their teammates, and knows their limits. and sometimes you just go up against a better team. sooner or later the community will even out and everybody should fall into their correct skill grouping. whats your gamertag? we should group up. I've been playing a bit too much fallout lately, so im probably off a bit, but it shouldn't take long for it to come back to me.
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#56 - dirtydollar (12/07/2015) [-]
da EINSTEIN kid is my gamertag, however, I likely won't be playing until around christmas week, due to finals and such.
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#57 - sirmatthew (12/07/2015) [-]
same same. I should probably get off FJ and work on an essay I have due soon too. but ill add you. my GT is "Tectonic Soul" just lemme know when you want to play.
#43 - tekuru (12/07/2015) [-]
Dear God.
#121 - its proof that people should use cover, and pay attention to f…  [+] (1 reply) 12/07/2015 on Worst Aim 0
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#139 - letriggs (12/07/2015) [-]
there are some maps like hoth which have large areas with no cover where people just spam them from the other side of the map
#119 - from a guy who played competitive halo for awhile, I will try …  [+] (2 replies) 12/07/2015 on Worst Aim +1
#128 - machiavellianhumor (12/07/2015) [-]
this is the monitor i use
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#129 - sirmatthew (12/07/2015) [-]
CRT, good choice my friend zero lag there. I would say if your working on your shot, try the thumb stick+right trigger unison thing the most. and be patient. I get hyped up and think that I can somehow shoot more bullets than other players if I get excited, but you are one soldier, with one gun, that shoots the same speed as everybody else.

What games do you play most?