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#6 - i care. 07/15/2015 on Good News Everybody 0
#129 - Picture 07/14/2015 on What do you currently look... +1
#16 - **sirgrimrock used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"** **sirgrimroc… 07/14/2015 on Have you, checked your... 0
#1268317 - I will! ta 07/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1268313 - uh, yes?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1268315 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
Try the demo first
User avatar #1268317 - sirgrimrock (07/09/2015) [-]
I will! ta
#1268310 - Is Elite Dangerous worth the play? just want to to know becaus…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1268370 - unikornking (07/09/2015) [-]
I don't recommend unless you really think you will like it
It's an extremely barebones game right now, and is basically a simulator in it's realisticness, and with all simulators comes slow and tedious gameplay. Combat can be fun though.
User avatar #1268312 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
It's awesome if you want Star Citizen now and can figure out how the fuck the menus work without any tutorial other than "To do the thing, do the thing"
#1268314 - eezo (07/09/2015) [-]
>Star Citizen
#1268316 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
What about
#1268318 - eezo (07/09/2015) [-]
>15,000 dolleridos of DLC and it's not even released yet
#1268321 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
Just like Steam
#1268324 - eezo (07/09/2015) [-]
I wasn't saying 15 dollars

I was saying 15 THOUSAND DOLLARS
#1268326 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
Just like Steam Early Access
User avatar #1268328 - eezo (07/09/2015) [-]
Except not at all

Early Access games can't sell DLC
#1268335 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
But you can buy them before they (don't) come out

And let's not forget the 9 pages of DLC Steam puts on sale for all of their precious Steam "Sales". 5 games, 3 mediocre games, 500 items of DLC
#1268337 - eezo (07/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, but that's not $15,000 DOLLARS, and it's the game istel

You're getting really defensive about this
#1268341 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
Train Simulator alone

Not really I'm just bored and don't like Steam very much. It's not that great
User avatar #1268345 - eezo (07/09/2015) [-]
Train Simulator is a full game and it's DLC is less than 1/5th of what SC already has
#1268346 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
Now combine that with all the other DLC on Steam
User avatar #1268348 - eezo (07/09/2015) [-]
What, for actual content for full games, made by many different people over the last 25 years?

And not just slightly different chips for an unfinished EVE clone?
#1268354 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
>Full games

Bruh it's not an EVE clone since EVE is just the ship combat, this is ship combat, FPS, and a literal life simulator. You don't even have to go do space shit. Wanna stay at home and be a Housewife on a space station? Go right ahead Fuck you I'm running out of Jojo gifs/webms
User avatar #1268356 - eezo (07/09/2015) [-]
You didn't even bring up a point in those first 2 lines

And you can do that in Destiny, and the DLC for destiny only costs 200 bucks
#1268359 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
Full games on release do not exist in 2015 was the point

Can't do that on Destiny since you can't cook or clean or maintain a house or get fucked by you husband after he comes home from Space War then bends you over the Space Stove and ravages you
User avatar #1268361 - eezo (07/09/2015) [-]
Well if that is suddenly a rule, you still have 24 years of full games

And I doubt you can do all that in SC
That would take massive amounts of effort only Second Life users can give an ass about
#1268363 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
I mean that's what the dev has been hyping since announcement. Star Citizen meaning just that. You're a citizen. In space. Just go be a person You've managed to clean me out of Jojo in one thread
#1268365 - eezo (07/09/2015) [-]
>Says there's no full games in 2015
>Believes a dev saying "Oh yeah it'll be 1:1 actual real universe and you can do literally anthing ever I swear"
User avatar #1268313 - sirgrimrock (07/09/2015) [-]
uh, yes?
User avatar #1268315 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
Try the demo first
User avatar #1268317 - sirgrimrock (07/09/2015) [-]
I will! ta
#9 - my favorite bit in the whole film. 05/24/2015 on When you go from subscriber... +1
#3 - i love you.  [+] (10 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Roma Numerals +3
User avatar #4 - nastyninja (05/24/2015) [-]
Bae xoxox
User avatar #11 - tojimajia (05/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #12 - nastyninja (05/24/2015) [-]
You feeling neglected? You want some lovin' too?
User avatar #13 - tojimajia (05/24/2015) [-]
Not if you are going to love me with poop.
User avatar #14 - nastyninja (05/24/2015) [-]
Lighten up, kiddo. Nobody gives a shit if you googled what "Bae" actually means. Shit, you must be fun at parties...
User avatar #15 - tojimajia (05/24/2015) [-]
usually i am, i just hold a lot of contempt for stupid words like "bae", "swag" or any derivative there of, "yolo", "selfie", "hashtag", or any other stupid word there of. Its all stupid, annoying, and dumbs down an already archaic language. I will never accept them as words, and I will always fight against them, until the bitter end, just as much as i fight against Gif as jif. its not fucking peanut butter, and its inventor is an idiot.

shut up with this stupidity and have some funny.
User avatar #16 - nastyninja (05/24/2015) [-]
I'd understand you bitter reaction if I was using the word seriously but it was obviously a joke.
User avatar #17 - tojimajia (05/24/2015) [-]
Even jokingly it still causes the word to spread like wildfire, because its idiots who don't understand sarcasm that hear see it and use it.

and they make me rage regardless because they are like nails to my ears eyes
User avatar #18 - nastyninja (05/24/2015) [-]
You seem to get real pissed off easily, you tried a different website? Tumblr seems fitting for someone so sensitive to words.
User avatar #19 - tojimajia (05/24/2015) [-]
only at stupid words.

Also I do have a rage problem, but its far less of "omg I am a sensitive little bitch" and more of a, "I have zero tolerance for stupidity." Since Tumboner is filled with nothing but stupidity, I'd likely be in the news paper for savagely beating some arrogant feminazi into paste. Though I'm not sure they would jail me for it.
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