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#42 - Yes, please. Keep going. Let me hear how everyone who is relig…  [+] (36 new replies) 06/27/2015 on wut -18
User avatar #50 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
Well, that's just it.

There is nothing but blind faith to any religion, as none of them offer anything else. I cannot say it any differently, so I have to repeat. No religion has offered to it's followers anything but empty promises and demands of blind faith
User avatar #135 - vortix (06/27/2015) [-]
false. not all people can police their own behavior. there are people that would steal and rape and do worse things but because its against its religious belief, they didn't do it. it stopped them from doing it. not to mention, while some religion does give promises, thats not the only thing they did. for example , Islam at its time 1400 years ago, solved a lot of issues ,like slavery for example and Female infanticide which is very very prevalent at the time. .
User avatar #152 - YllekNayr (06/27/2015) [-]
If the only thing keeping you acting like a moral human being is your religion, then you're a pretty shitty excuse for a person considering how the rest of us don't need to be told how to not be a psychopath.
User avatar #249 - vortix (06/28/2015) [-]
not me but there are people like that. sure they are shitty, but ill take shitty over them actually do it . the question is not if the person is a good person, its whether his religion belief prevented him from acting out his bad personalty .
User avatar #250 - YllekNayr (06/28/2015) [-]
Belief in religion doesn't stop shitty people from being shitty.
Case in point: Westboro Baptist Church and ISIS.
Doesn't matter if you say they're "doing it wrong." They still believe. It's about belief. It did not prevent shittiness. It enhanced it.
User avatar #253 - vortix (06/28/2015) [-]
you assumed that all shitty people will show their bad personalty regardless of belief and thats not true. you would be surprised how many people actually changed and stopped them selves from being a cunt because of their religion. just because there are religious cunts doesn't mean that religions didn't manage to prevent more cunts than we already have.
User avatar #254 - YllekNayr (06/28/2015) [-]
Those people have a weak and tenuous concept of morality, and leads me back to my original point.

All people SHOULD be able to police their own behavior without a cosmic carrot and stick.
User avatar #255 - vortix (06/28/2015) [-]
should doesn't mean they could. there are 7.2 billion people on this planet. highly unlikely for all of them to have the ability to be moral on their own.
User avatar #256 - YllekNayr (06/28/2015) [-]
All non-sociopath humans have the ability to be moral on their own.
Religion is not a better source for morals than non-religion.
User avatar #136 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
So we're on the idea then that religion is a tool of social control? Because that might count as something it offers more than blind faith, but

social control doesn't give me hope that there's a god out there who needs my love and worship
ya feel?
User avatar #139 - vortix (06/27/2015) [-]
well the way i see it, its a mixture of both.i could be wrong but its how it seems to me. what most religions seem to do is that they kind of try to bring some ideology for the people to follow and then say or "claim" if you don't belove in a god , that a god set these rules. that god wants to us use these rules/ideology to better our behavior and to be better human beings.
User avatar #140 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
Question is then
Why do we struggle with removing the babysitter from the equation, without changing our behaviour and reliance on a ruleset?
#55 - astatine (06/27/2015) [-]
Generally speaking, very few religions are all out 100% "hey if you follow us you'll get rewards and stuff." They're more about moral structures, like Christianity's whole "turn the other cheek" thing and certain Eastern religions believing in karma. I get what you're saying, you've got to blindly believe in the first place but if you think blind belief is all there is to religion, then I'm sorry but you're a little bit of a dipshit.
User avatar #58 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
uh huh

Well until any of them manages to display their offering of anything else via, say, the behaviour and attitude of their followers, then I'll believe it

Claims alone are pretty empty
#59 - astatine (06/27/2015) [-]
Ghandi. Mother Theresa. Dalai Lama.
The least you could do before donning your little fedora is at least try to do some research.
#98 - John Cena (06/27/2015) [-]
I think my favorite part in reading your comments is how much of an uneducated hypocrite you are, "at least try to do some research" when in fact it was you who didn't do jack shit for research and blindly thought those were heroes. This is the mentality that is the point of most mythology theology discussions.
User avatar #68 - testaburger (06/27/2015) [-]
Mother Theresa was a bitch who thought people suffering was a good thing
#60 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
You mean the racist, the sadist and the slaver?

Or were you going to do anything more than rattle off the names of your most precious saints in what I would a blindly faithful manner and explain what their religions offered in surplus of blind submission to their promsies
#61 - astatine (06/27/2015) [-]
Would you mind explaining exactly how Ghandi was racist, Mother Theresa was a sadist and Dalai Lama was a slaver?
User avatar #62 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]

Ghandi was apparently very racist toward the peoples of Africa during his student days. He has gone on record, supposedly, as claiming the negro peoples cannot be reasoned with, are savage and he doesn't like them etc

This isn't to say his view didn't change later in life but then again you are just rattling his name off to me like he's a goddamned icon of human perfection so yeah

Not even gonna get into his weird apparent habits of giving young girls enemas and shit

Mother Theresa
You ever looked into her weirdo clinics?
Did you know she had honestly claimed that through suffering we are brought closer to god? The claim is that in her treatment centers, she infact denied people much actual treatment, and simply held these places as halls of perpetual suffering so that she might feel enlightened and more holy by proximity to their pain

You could argue that a religious person enjoys feeling holy and enlightened
So, if you enjoy the pain of others, they call that sadism friendo

That and apparently she scarpered off with a fuckton of dirty money from various unlikable characters but I never heard much more on that

And then the dalai lama, the tyrant of tibet, who had in his time as ruler of the monks owned a sizable underclass of servants and slaves, and his campaign to be reinstated as political leader involved reinstating that system of enslavement of his own people in service to himself and the upper class of his clergy

Now, ofcourse it would be pretty reaosnable to demand source on all of these things, but I do believe it's a fallback of the religious to claim things such as there being more to life than evidence, or that something not being conventionally provable is by no means showing it isn't so

'The absence of proof is not proof of absence' is a popular phrase, so I'll call that benefit into play here, and I will point at you and laugh if you ask me for evidence of my claims, before simply saying ask the religions of the world to do so first. They've been around a lot longer than I have.
User avatar #153 - YllekNayr (06/27/2015) [-]
The patience you have is ridiculous
User avatar #160 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
I don't always have it
I've lost my cool more times than I'd like to admit

But I'm kind of like a saiyan
Every time I lose my shit, it makes my temper longer and smoother

Cigarettes and a personal zen really help out too
User avatar #161 - YllekNayr (06/27/2015) [-]
I feel you on that.
But damn, that's a long post to write for someone being such a prick.
User avatar #171 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
I have been more of a prick myself, before
User avatar #203 - testaburger (06/27/2015) [-]
Amen to that, brother
User avatar #180 - YllekNayr (06/27/2015) [-]
We've all been there

But I find that when patience is applauded, it's easier to be patient in the future
#181 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
first time my patience has been applauded by anyone but myself
it's one of the few things I do toot my own horn over, and one of my best qualities other people don't tend to celebrate

so I got no fuckin clue how to tackle this particular scenario right here and now
User avatar #252 - YllekNayr (06/28/2015) [-]
just keep it up, man
User avatar #204 - testaburger (06/27/2015) [-]
Just smile and wave
#205 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
can do
User avatar #69 - testaburger (06/27/2015) [-]
Sauce for Mother Teresa being a bitch:

"There is something beautiful in seeing the poor accept their lot, to suffer it like Christ's Passion. The world gains much from their suffering,"
User avatar #70 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]

Of the three 'saints' I'd say she's the most evil of the lot
User avatar #71 - testaburger (06/27/2015) [-]
And yet she's always praised as the pinnacle of human decency.
Fucking propaganda
User avatar #73 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
Well that's kinda what religion and it's icons all are really
fedora fedora tip tip milady milady all the euphoria in the universe mmyes

Hell you get preachers and such sometimes bragging about how they remove themselves and their views form the world of evidence and reason etc
User avatar #74 - testaburger (06/27/2015) [-]
Because faith is seen as a good thing.

Closing your eyes to the real world and accepting whatever some guy tells you.
This is seen as a good thing.
User avatar #75 - captainprincess (06/27/2015) [-]
no wonder that listen and believe shit took off like it did
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