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#49 - We wiped out entire peoples through war. Everyone goes to war.… 16 minutes ago on White beasts 0
#118 - VAC systems and Steams program operate differently. 21 minutes ago on Thanks Microsoft 0
#38 - Steam steals your data like a ************ , taking note…  [+] (3 new replies) 11 hours ago on Thanks Microsoft +4
#85 - rollfourexplain (4 hours ago) [-]
Are you sure? This is the first time I've heard anyone say that about Steam. I recall Gabe Newell himself went out of his way to say that the VAC ban system doesn't do that.
User avatar #118 - sirformidio (21 minutes ago) [-]
VAC systems and Steams program operate differently.
User avatar #96 - themikhee (1 hour ago) [-]
Vac ban system checks for .exe files opened same time as game.
#15 - Yeah, it didn't happen. Neither did Alladin or Snow White,… 08/30/2015 on Catchin hoes in the bungalows +10
#34 - But I feel kinda bad for him. He just wanted some soda.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/30/2015 on god bless russian dash cams +124
#37 - asotil (08/30/2015) [-]
You think that's sad?
User avatar #96 - AnomynousUser (08/31/2015) [-]
I felt sad when I saw this without the music, but I can't stop laughing with it on.
#47 - iqequalzero (08/30/2015) [-]
This always gets me. I just so dearly wish for it to be some kind of satire, but I just know it isnt : /
User avatar #60 - jmmora (08/31/2015) [-]
i dont get it, care to explain please?
#61 - iqequalzero (08/31/2015) [-]
Look at him man, hes just so fucking sad. I dunno, maybe hes just one of those people who act like Droopy without realizing how much they look depressed, but I doubt it.
User avatar #46 - mondominiman (08/30/2015) [-]
Weaver cooks talks about chili cheese nachos while I play unfitting music
#57 - The problem with this theory is that it falls apart after the … 08/30/2015 on Everything Has Led Up To... 0
#16 - As far as I know, it is. You can't pull it off. That being… 08/27/2015 on Anons job +1
#51 - Death is never cheated. Merely postponed. 08/27/2015 on well then. 0
#49 - Your timer expires in 20 minutes. You wonder what exactly is g…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2015 on well then. 0
User avatar #50 - Maroon (08/27/2015) [-]
A light fixture comes loose and stabs you in the neck as it falls. You can't cheat death.
User avatar #51 - sirformidio (08/27/2015) [-]
Death is never cheated. Merely postponed.
#33 - But therein lies another issue. As Sir Pratchett has said,…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2015 on well then. +5
#34 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
Sorry for anon, too lazy to sign in.

The first user was commenting on the timing being off. Death is saying if I told you what you were going to do, you would do it differently.

I guess all I am saying is there is a difference between what and when.

You do have a point though, if my timer expired in twenty minutes and I was waiting for a flight... I might not get on that flight.
User avatar #38 - Maroon (08/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, instead you decide to skip the flight, walk out of the airport, and get hit by a car. It's classic Greek storytelling. Trying to avoid your fate is exactly what causes it in the first place.
User avatar #49 - sirformidio (08/26/2015) [-]
Your timer expires in 20 minutes. You wonder what exactly is going to call you, and end up going to the police as a direct result. You're kept in a cell as it ticks down, because being afraid of someone killing you as such is very worthy of this.
It hits 0.
you don't die, you're in an incredibly safe space.
Never doubt human survivability.
User avatar #50 - Maroon (08/27/2015) [-]
A light fixture comes loose and stabs you in the neck as it falls. You can't cheat death.
User avatar #51 - sirformidio (08/27/2015) [-]
Death is never cheated. Merely postponed.

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User avatar #7 - renamon (02/20/2013) [-]
I like your profile pic :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - sirformidio ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Thanks. I see his cute little face in the morning and it cheers me up a bit, helps me from getting too sad along a day.
User avatar #6 - someponynew (10/28/2012) [-]
I see that you like Kitty0706. I'm pretty much a fan myself.
#5 - kightofnever (10/06/2012) [-]
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#1 - anon (04/22/2012) [-]
Just a question, did you get that BF3 physics .gif from that filename thread on /v/ last night?
User avatar #2 to #1 - sirformidio ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
yeah, why?
I found it funny and it's the best way to spread joy.
#3 to #2 - anon (04/22/2012) [-]
Just curious; I agree with the spread the joy idea, I just didn't know anyone else on funnyjunk went to 4chan for anything other than /b/.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sirformidio ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
I go to /v/ and /wg/ and occasionally /b/ if I'm REALLY bored.
Other than that, no.
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