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#106 - I agree 06/10/2016 on Soviet Monuments +3
#104 - you pulled out the ******* wikipedia article first faggot …  [+] (2 replies) 06/10/2016 on Soviet Monuments +3
#105 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
Then let's respectfully end it here.
#106 - sirfistalot (06/10/2016) [-]
I agree
#99 - Because wikipedia is 100% legit source of informations So…  [+] (4 replies) 06/10/2016 on Soviet Monuments +6
#101 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.
#104 - sirfistalot (06/10/2016) [-]
you pulled out the fucking wikipedia article first faggot

and now we are arguing if some statue spooks someone out or not on a fucking site where chicks with dicks are hot and you are sitting somewhere in sweaty Alabama sucking Trumps dick and I m here sitting sweaty at work in slovakia sucking putins dicks.

We are both huge fags for even starting this argument.
#105 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
Then let's respectfully end it here.
#106 - sirfistalot (06/10/2016) [-]
I agree
#81 - Your arguments are on a level of a guy who saw Enemy at the Ga…  [+] (6 replies) 06/10/2016 on Soviet Monuments +5
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#82 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
Don't know that movie, and I don't base my arguments on fiction, I base them on facts.

If you think the Soviet army only committed war crimes against Germany, you're either seriously delusional or you're just dumb cunt who needs to shut his mouth.
It's like, I provided a link to Soviet war crimes, where the first country listed is freakingEstonia.

If you think what happened in the Middle East qualifies as "war crimes" you need to read up on what the legal definition of the term is.
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#99 - sirfistalot (06/10/2016) [-]
Because wikipedia is 100% legit source of informations
Soviets during Stalin rule were fucked up and Estonia was raped first by soviets because of fear they will collaborate with upcoming Germans...then the Germans invaded and had planned to kill everyone who was collaborating with Soviets...
and ofc wikipedia page - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonia_in_World_War_II#Soviet_terror

Now Estiona celebrates their SS divisions, thats cool with you huh, nothing wrong with that as long as they are not promoting spooky bad soviets?

Point of this pointless discussion on even pointless funnyjunk is that - soviet war monuments are not sign of oppression and spooky reminder of Moscow rule - they are reminders of a grim past that should be remembered and not repeated again.
And oh yea, the monuments are actually russian outposts with hidden troops and tanks and infinite vodka supplies ready for next invasion.


#101 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.
#104 - sirfistalot (06/10/2016) [-]
you pulled out the fucking wikipedia article first faggot

and now we are arguing if some statue spooks someone out or not on a fucking site where chicks with dicks are hot and you are sitting somewhere in sweaty Alabama sucking Trumps dick and I m here sitting sweaty at work in slovakia sucking putins dicks.

We are both huge fags for even starting this argument.
#105 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
Then let's respectfully end it here.
#106 - sirfistalot (06/10/2016) [-]
I agree
#63 - I would agree with you if they vandalize Lenin, Stalin or some…  [+] (20 replies) 06/10/2016 on Soviet Monuments +10
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#68 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
Soviet soldiers. Do you think those who raised the symbols actually cared for those who died? They were raised to remind people that the Soviet Union "saved" them.
It's glorification of the Soviet Union.

And just because they were soldiers fighting against Nazi Germany doesn't make them good. One could argue that they were worse than Germany.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_crimes#World_War_II
#85 - firesky (06/10/2016) [-]
According to you argumentation we should also deface all monuments for US-soldiers?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_war_crimes#World_War_II


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#86 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
Did America occupy the countries they fought in for decades after the war ended?
#87 - firesky (06/10/2016) [-]
You could argue that they do till today.

That's a map of military bases in Germany.
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#89 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
That premise is too ridiculous, I think you know so as well.
Germany is a democracy. The people have freely chosen to allow American military presence in their country. They can at any time tell American troops to leave the country.

This was not the case for the Eastern bloc.
#97 - firesky (06/10/2016) [-]
Nope, the military presence started 1945 without much asking and remains till today. And as Germany isn't a direct democracy like Switzerland the governing fraction(s) would need to cancel the contract. There's actually a couple of people against it, especially regarding nuclear weaponry being stationed in Germany.

Also, that's the major difference: the Soviets occupied the countries they "freed" US makes them puppets. Or why would Germany keep quiet in spite of their head of state being wiretapped by US intelligence services?
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#100 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
>Nope, the military presence started 1945 without much asking and remains till today
Burden of proof is on you to show they are not their because Germany allows it.

> US makes them puppets.
Again, burden of proof is on you.
#108 - firesky (06/10/2016) [-]
What do you mean with proofing "they are not their because Germany allows it"?

The government allows it. But the government isn't the population. Among them there's 3 groups. Ones that like having the bases (especially the ones living near them making profit with the soldiers), ones that don't (left wing, right wing and pacifists mostly) and the biggest group that doesn't care as it doesn't affect them (atm)
Germans are not that fond of change. You can put it like that: "Something has worked for decades, so why change it, it has to be the best possible state"
So as long as the bases aren't causing much trouble they will remain.

Well, show me a sovereign state that only invites the Ambassador if an ally wiretaps your head of state.
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#81 - sirfistalot (06/10/2016) [-]
Your arguments are on a level of a guy who saw Enemy at the Gates and now think he knows all about Soviet combat tactics.

Oh did they commit war crimes on a nation who tried to make a lake out of their capital city?
Revenge is bitch, especially served by bunch of millions pissed off soviets.
Russia will be always blamed and everything will be blown out of proportions no matter what they will do.

Talking about revenge and war crimes, didnt US and A totally clusterfucked entire middle east during last 15 years with "offical" death toll around 150 000 civilians because some towel heads killed 3000 people and rekt 2 buildings?

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#82 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
Don't know that movie, and I don't base my arguments on fiction, I base them on facts.

If you think the Soviet army only committed war crimes against Germany, you're either seriously delusional or you're just dumb cunt who needs to shut his mouth.
It's like, I provided a link to Soviet war crimes, where the first country listed is freakingEstonia.

If you think what happened in the Middle East qualifies as "war crimes" you need to read up on what the legal definition of the term is.
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#99 - sirfistalot (06/10/2016) [-]
Because wikipedia is 100% legit source of informations
Soviets during Stalin rule were fucked up and Estonia was raped first by soviets because of fear they will collaborate with upcoming Germans...then the Germans invaded and had planned to kill everyone who was collaborating with Soviets...
and ofc wikipedia page - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonia_in_World_War_II#Soviet_terror

Now Estiona celebrates their SS divisions, thats cool with you huh, nothing wrong with that as long as they are not promoting spooky bad soviets?

Point of this pointless discussion on even pointless funnyjunk is that - soviet war monuments are not sign of oppression and spooky reminder of Moscow rule - they are reminders of a grim past that should be remembered and not repeated again.
And oh yea, the monuments are actually russian outposts with hidden troops and tanks and infinite vodka supplies ready for next invasion.


#101 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.
#104 - sirfistalot (06/10/2016) [-]
you pulled out the fucking wikipedia article first faggot

and now we are arguing if some statue spooks someone out or not on a fucking site where chicks with dicks are hot and you are sitting somewhere in sweaty Alabama sucking Trumps dick and I m here sitting sweaty at work in slovakia sucking putins dicks.

We are both huge fags for even starting this argument.
#105 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
Then let's respectfully end it here.
#106 - sirfistalot (06/10/2016) [-]
I agree
#71 - nebuchadnezzaurus (06/10/2016) [-]
Those Soviet soldiers are part of the reason those European countries aren't all German right now
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#72 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
Yes, instead those European countries became communist.

Much better right.
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#120 - thumbfortrump (06/10/2016) [-]
People actually think living in the Soviet Union is preferable to living in Nazi Germany. God this site is retarded.
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#160 - nebuchadnezzaurus (06/18/2016) [-]
Depends on who you are. If you're Aryan or have connections you're fine. If you're a Jew, a Slav, a gypsy, gay, mentally disabled, etc. you're fucked.
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#73 - nebuchadnezzaurus (06/10/2016) [-]
You know what they say, better red than untermensch.
#35 - well I jack of approximately 2 times a week now, 4 at best, be…  [+] (1 reply) 06/09/2016 on anon asks what sex feels like 0
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#36 - sketchE (06/09/2016) [-]
its nice. just dont go too crazy trust me from experience
#33 - How dude? You are doing it, foreplay and you suddenly get…  [+] (3 replies) 06/09/2016 on anon asks what sex feels like 0
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#34 - sketchE (06/09/2016) [-]
before you meet her. i have a problem with masturbating way too much so my girlfriend feels bad when i dont get off. the reason is i jack off in the morning without thinking about it
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#35 - sirfistalot (06/09/2016) [-]
well I jack of approximately 2 times a week now, 4 at best, because I still dont live on my own...dont have any privacy and now I spend most of the time at work or with new gf (which most of the time results in massive painfull blue ballz)or just outside in general and by gods my ballz man, I cant go longer like this...the number one reason I want to buy a flat is to masterbate whenever I want...
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#36 - sketchE (06/09/2016) [-]
its nice. just dont go too crazy trust me from experience
#8 - Sex is like this gif You are super excited, because it loo…  [+] (8 replies) 06/08/2016 on anon asks what sex feels like +6
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#21 - sketchE (06/09/2016) [-]
violent masturbation before hand
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#33 - sirfistalot (06/09/2016) [-]
How dude?
You are doing it, foreplay and you suddenly get up like, well excuse me I need to shake hands with Mr. Johnson for a minute, I see you soon m lady.
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#34 - sketchE (06/09/2016) [-]
before you meet her. i have a problem with masturbating way too much so my girlfriend feels bad when i dont get off. the reason is i jack off in the morning without thinking about it
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#35 - sirfistalot (06/09/2016) [-]
well I jack of approximately 2 times a week now, 4 at best, because I still dont live on my own...dont have any privacy and now I spend most of the time at work or with new gf (which most of the time results in massive painfull blue ballz)or just outside in general and by gods my ballz man, I cant go longer like this...the number one reason I want to buy a flat is to masterbate whenever I want...
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#36 - sketchE (06/09/2016) [-]
its nice. just dont go too crazy trust me from experience
#26 - undertaleshiitpost (06/09/2016) [-]
>VIOLENT
#10 - anon (06/09/2016) [-]
surely there is something you could try to do about it. I manage to control the duration just by stopping for a little. I got so good at it that my lady complains that it's too long. I wasn't any sort of master in this whole deal aswell. I understand that this won't work for everyone but some medication maybe? some numbing agent? I down't know and I'm not willing to fill my history with queries about it ;)
#32 - sirfistalot (06/09/2016) [-]
Havent tried that but I red about it.
For me personally its kinda mental issue, sometimes I can last longer but then I realise "...holy shit dude your are doing it good, would be a shame if you cum, panic intensifies yeah, dont cum, dont cum, aaaaaand I came." I cant relax...cant ejoy it of fear that I would cum in instant. Simply soon as I think about it I wanna hakuna my tatas.
Dont know what to do, being drunk helps little bit because my mindset is on different levels...
Idk, I think I m gonna turn gay and just suck dicks till I killmyself.