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sirfistalot

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:8/27/2015
Location:Slovakia
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Highest Content Rank:#591
Highest Comment Rank:#197
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#12 - k 03/13/2015 on Ouo 0
#2 - that take down was badass anyone got sauce on video with sound?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Boy takes own his bully +3
#5 - soullessking (03/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #49 - thesavagebreast (03/14/2015) [-]
Sound like this guy broke his jaw.
#45 - Picture 03/13/2015 on Pies -1
#22 - when I look at the sky 03/13/2015 on Card Games on Motorcycles +14
#46 - Picture 03/03/2015 on sirfistalot's profile 0
#41 - OU YEAHH!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Blim Blam Ass Slam +6
User avatar #63 - amen (03/02/2015) [-]
Sloto šesť na Budapešť
#38 - search on youtube Italian spider-man 03/01/2015 on le +1
#89 - I m in my happy place.... I m in my happy place.... I …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on One hentai quote to rule... 0
#132 - anon (03/01/2015) [-]
Still tame
User avatar #91 - northleech (02/28/2015) [-]
No problem man, happy to share
#59 - holy hell page 118 02/28/2015 on One hentai quote to rule... 0
#109 - At the moment I m t recovering from one of the worst hangovers… 02/22/2015 on tumblr animal comp 0
#257 - I once found a tick on my balls...tried to remove it but his h…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/19/2015 on I feel save here +6
#384 - lordxdanswich (02/20/2015) [-]
#374 - skelebones (02/20/2015) [-]
fire.
or heat.
i remember seeing it in a samurai jack episode.
User avatar #375 - episode (02/20/2015) [-]
Yes, he will light a fire and plant his junk right in that shit.
#376 - skelebones (02/20/2015) [-]
i didnt mean strike a match on your nuts yo.
jesus dude what the fuck are you? a masochist?
no i mean get something slightly uncomfortably warm and touch the tick with it. like heat up a knife or something with a lighter. not untill its fucking glowing hot but just hot enough
#361 - accountforstripey (02/19/2015) [-]
I was once out playing some capture the flag in the wood with friends (like age 16-17)

When I got home, I found at least 15 ticks in total...

So I know your pain, I feel your balls
#175101 - Hello Any Italfag here? Im traveling from Austria Vie…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #175102 - advice (02/17/2015) [-]
be as defensive a driver as possible.
#117057 - Hello Any Italfag here? Im traveling from Austria Vie… 02/17/2015 on Social Board 0
#505 - Im 24 and working (slacking off on FJ at the moment) 02/17/2015 on How old are you? 0
#29 - Volvo? Its ******* LADA, the glorious piece of sovi…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2015 on coca cola 0
User avatar #34 - tfwigetbanned (02/15/2015) [-]
might be a ziguli, not that there's any difference
User avatar #32 - kevinator (02/15/2015) [-]
I saw boxy, I thought it was a volvo, I ALWAYS forget about the sack of shit that is the Lada
#31 - anon (02/15/2015) [-]
glorious? the driver died......thats the passenger getting out.
and im sure they were doing less than 60 mph.
unless it was meant to be sarcastic.
#20 - Picture 02/11/2015 on Valentine Cards +1
#19 - oh this one is beautifull ;_; 02/11/2015 on Valentine Cards +1
#30 - Thanks, words like these brings me hope  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #31 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
One more point of hope...I've been told, and by more than one of my exes, that it makes them feel sexier when you orgasm quickly (obviously not all the time). Like their allure is what got you there so quickly. Chin up bro. You are probably thinking about it a thousand times more than your lady will be. Peace!
#27 - well I m 24 but I have a feeling its getting better  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #28 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
Trust me, it is. Not only that, but as women get older, they tend to communicate better about what gets them there. That whole "making love for hours" cliche is bullshit. Most women don't want to be railed for more than 20 or 30 minutes...especially if they have already had an orgasm. Sex feels good, but the goal is to bust a nut (both parties). If that takes 5 minutes, it just gives you both more time to rub each others ass while you watch netflix after you've finished.
#30 - sirfistalot (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks, words like these brings me hope
User avatar #31 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
One more point of hope...I've been told, and by more than one of my exes, that it makes them feel sexier when you orgasm quickly (obviously not all the time). Like their allure is what got you there so quickly. Chin up bro. You are probably thinking about it a thousand times more than your lady will be. Peace!
#25 - Well me and my gf used to have a foreplay for circa 20 - 40 mi…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #26 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
Oldfag reporting...when you get out of your early twenties and into your late twenties, control becomes a hell of a lot easier. I used to bust a nut just at the thought of putting it in the vagoo. Once you learn to relax (and realize it isn't the last time you'll ever have sex) you can last pretty much as long as you want. Unless you are slam fucking a girl and she says don't stop. Shits going to go down no matter how much control you have!
User avatar #27 - sirfistalot (02/10/2015) [-]
well I m 24 but I have a feeling its getting better
User avatar #28 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
Trust me, it is. Not only that, but as women get older, they tend to communicate better about what gets them there. That whole "making love for hours" cliche is bullshit. Most women don't want to be railed for more than 20 or 30 minutes...especially if they have already had an orgasm. Sex feels good, but the goal is to bust a nut (both parties). If that takes 5 minutes, it just gives you both more time to rub each others ass while you watch netflix after you've finished.
#30 - sirfistalot (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks, words like these brings me hope
User avatar #31 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
One more point of hope...I've been told, and by more than one of my exes, that it makes them feel sexier when you orgasm quickly (obviously not all the time). Like their allure is what got you there so quickly. Chin up bro. You are probably thinking about it a thousand times more than your lady will be. Peace!
#456 - Thanks to this site, I remain sane in my job and have a few la… 02/08/2015 on Talk to Admin 0
#133 - no one was spared not even the children  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Tumblr Compilation +6
#152 - defski (02/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #151 - elenaskywalker (02/07/2015) [-]
DAT RAPE FACE DOE
#101 - C mon man, I just bought raisins ! 02/03/2015 on Facts you would rather not... +1
#2589 - eeeej servis ! 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
#2335 - Picture 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... 0

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User avatar #47 - sirfistalot (03/20/2015) [-]
hue
#27 - sirfistalot (10/27/2013) [-]
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#18 - fjponythread (08/16/2013) [-]
You're from Slovakia, right?
In what city do you live?
#20 to #18 - sirfistalot (08/16/2013) [-]
in glorious city of Nitra
#21 to #20 - fjponythread (08/16/2013) [-]
Bratislava here
User avatar #22 to #21 - sirfistalot (08/16/2013) [-]
so are you here as a exchange student or something? alebo si domaci a piseme si jak jebnuty po anglicky?
User avatar #23 to #22 - fjponythread (08/16/2013) [-]
Piseme jak jebnuty po anglicky
#19 to #14 - fjponythread (08/16/2013) [-]
>Not using Notepad++
>Not using Notepad++
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirfistalot (06/04/2013) [-]
buttony
User avatar #16 to #12 - sirfistalot (06/04/2013) [-]
prva stranka
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