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sirfistalot

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:3/30/2015
Location:Slovakia
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#172521 - mm yeess , mkay 01/26/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#172462 - Well you are right but 3rd night has passed and I slept around… 01/26/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#172399 - Hello guys, do some of you have experience with meth? All …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #172506 - drastronomy (01/26/2015) [-]
drugs r bad
User avatar #172521 - sirfistalot (01/26/2015) [-]
mm yeess , mkay
User avatar #172443 - braveblue (01/25/2015) [-]
As someone who really doesn't like drugs would say: drugz are bad
#172414 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, every experience with friends that I know that did meth ended up pretty fucking terribly. Either dead, in meth house with other hobos and junkies, rehab if they were lucky, stripping and prostitution. As far as drugs go, that is literally the worst one a person could do. Don't do it again.
User avatar #172409 - serhiy (01/25/2015) [-]
serves you right for doing something as fucking stupid as meth. but this is advice board so go to your local pharmacy and get a night cough syrup, they usually have additives found in prescription sleeping pills.
#172462 - sirfistalot (01/26/2015) [-]
Well you are right but 3rd night has passed and I slept around 8 hours, in the middle of the night I woke up and had to drink a warm milk with honey to fall asleep again.. I going to the doctors for ECG because this 2 days and 2 nights of intense heart beat left a slight pain in my chest. I dont know if using night cough syrup is good tho. It might have some bad side effects.
The things that helped me the most was staying calm, think positive,focusing to have a steady breathing, drink alot of tea/water/ milk with some sugar/honey, find someone who you can talk to about this and most important dont fucking panic, if you panic you are truly fucked. This was truly the most retarded thing I have done in my life and I m not touching that nasty shit again.

#69 - Hey, I m ur brotha, gib me knife.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on no title +3
User avatar #80 - nabagala (01/22/2015) [-]
still remember that hahaha
#24 - Comment deleted 01/21/2015 on Every kids dream +1
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Every kids dream +3
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#175 - Is this movie already out ? Dang 01/21/2015 on :4) 0
#2643 - I have the similar problem, but its a bit more complicated. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #3134 - amazingchestahead (01/21/2015) [-]
i know this feel, man. i'm sorry. Make sure you tell her all of this and your worries, and like andranadu said, her response will tell everything.
#275 - I can stop laughing at this, send help, my head starts to hurt 01/20/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#103 - Get Blue or die trying 01/20/2015 on TFW your name starts to get... +1
#44 - I CAN DREAM FUZZYBALLS!!! 01/19/2015 on Roman +2
#40 - I wonder if the impact of the cannon ball throw the guy down …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Roman +3
User avatar #43 - fuzzyballs (01/19/2015) [-]
brah
he just died instantly, then fell down

User avatar #64 - TheMather (01/19/2015) [-]
He wouldn't have died instantly though. There's a good chance he passed out from the shock, but he wouldn't die before his brain asphyxiates.
User avatar #44 - sirfistalot (01/19/2015) [-]
I CAN DREAM FUZZYBALLS!!!
User avatar #41 - fuzzysixx (01/19/2015) [-]
His comment mentioned that Cannon balls are subsonic. That plus having to penetrate metal in addition to flesh, I would imagine it flung him a good distance. but your idea sounds neat
#151 - Picture 01/18/2015 on Furries +1
#13 - Harold thinks you are ok  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2015 on More true, than funny. +11
#16 - Elk (01/15/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** thank mr harol
#15 - usernameistaken (01/15/2015) [-]
Thanks Harold, you cheeky cunt
#14 - bdayskeleton (01/15/2015) [-]
Thanks Harold.
#34 - Sorry to spoil the fun but it was a ricochet, there is even a …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on What? Is just boolet. +2
User avatar #35 - garymuthafuknoak (01/15/2015) [-]
no shit
#134 - It looks like a game level designer started making a map and … 01/15/2015 on Aerial Shots Of Cities +2
#42 - A nuuuuu Cheeki Breeki iv damke! 01/14/2015 on Demons +47
#31 - Same here bro, sitting here at work, and every 10 minutes I m … 01/14/2015 on japanese wood planing... +2
#19 - oh lawd 01/13/2015 on I cannot find words +6
#300 - I was eating my breakfast and then the cum jar appeared, OP I … 01/12/2015 on Cringe compilation 6! 0
#5 - you can land airplanes there 01/09/2015 on The resemblance is uncanny 0
#66 - ***** we have functional flying car invented, google : … 01/09/2015 on back to the present 0
#18 - Tak si naser!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Slovaks, however are not +2
User avatar #33 - messerschmidt (01/10/2015) [-]
Spojme sa bratia
User avatar #28 - kosicandavid (01/09/2015) [-]
Slovaci na FJ spojme sa !
#17 - yes and got **** yourself gypsy 01/09/2015 on Slovaks, however are not +10
#24 - It looks similar to Czechoslovakian wolfdog - breed of a Germa…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Good puppy +2
#31 - gondarik (01/08/2015) [-]

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#48 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi sirfistalot! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #47 - sirfistalot (03/20/2015) [-]
hue
#27 - sirfistalot (10/27/2013) [-]
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#26 to #25 - nyanko ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
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#18 - fjponythread (08/16/2013) [-]
You're from Slovakia, right?
In what city do you live?
#20 to #18 - sirfistalot (08/16/2013) [-]
in glorious city of Nitra
#21 to #20 - fjponythread (08/16/2013) [-]
Bratislava here
User avatar #22 to #21 - sirfistalot (08/16/2013) [-]
so are you here as a exchange student or something? alebo si domaci a piseme si jak jebnuty po anglicky?
User avatar #23 to #22 - fjponythread (08/16/2013) [-]
Piseme jak jebnuty po anglicky
#19 to #14 - fjponythread (08/16/2013) [-]
>Not using Notepad++
>Not using Notepad++
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirfistalot (06/04/2013) [-]
buttony
User avatar #16 to #12 - sirfistalot (06/04/2013) [-]
prva stranka
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