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sirfistalot

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#27 - well I m 24 but I have a feeling its getting better  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#28 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
Trust me, it is. Not only that, but as women get older, they tend to communicate better about what gets them there. That whole "making love for hours" cliche is bullshit. Most women don't want to be railed for more than 20 or 30 minutes...especially if they have already had an orgasm. Sex feels good, but the goal is to bust a nut (both parties). If that takes 5 minutes, it just gives you both more time to rub each others ass while you watch netflix after you've finished.
#30 - sirfistalot (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks, words like these brings me hope
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#31 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
One more point of hope...I've been told, and by more than one of my exes, that it makes them feel sexier when you orgasm quickly (obviously not all the time). Like their allure is what got you there so quickly. Chin up bro. You are probably thinking about it a thousand times more than your lady will be. Peace!
#25 - Well me and my gf used to have a foreplay for circa 20 - 40 mi…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#26 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
Oldfag reporting...when you get out of your early twenties and into your late twenties, control becomes a hell of a lot easier. I used to bust a nut just at the thought of putting it in the vagoo. Once you learn to relax (and realize it isn't the last time you'll ever have sex) you can last pretty much as long as you want. Unless you are slam fucking a girl and she says don't stop. Shits going to go down no matter how much control you have!
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#27 - sirfistalot (02/10/2015) [-]
well I m 24 but I have a feeling its getting better
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#28 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
Trust me, it is. Not only that, but as women get older, they tend to communicate better about what gets them there. That whole "making love for hours" cliche is bullshit. Most women don't want to be railed for more than 20 or 30 minutes...especially if they have already had an orgasm. Sex feels good, but the goal is to bust a nut (both parties). If that takes 5 minutes, it just gives you both more time to rub each others ass while you watch netflix after you've finished.
#30 - sirfistalot (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks, words like these brings me hope
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#31 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
One more point of hope...I've been told, and by more than one of my exes, that it makes them feel sexier when you orgasm quickly (obviously not all the time). Like their allure is what got you there so quickly. Chin up bro. You are probably thinking about it a thousand times more than your lady will be. Peace!
#456 - Thanks to this site, I remain sane in my job and have a few la… 02/08/2015 on Talk to Admin 0
#133 - no one was spared not even the children  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Tumblr Compilation +6
#152 - defski (02/07/2015) [-]
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#151 - elenaskywalker (02/07/2015) [-]
DAT RAPE FACE DOE
#101 - C mon man, I just bought raisins ! 02/03/2015 on Facts you would rather not... +1
#2589 - eeeej servis ! 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
#2335 - Picture 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... 0
#2306 - i cant imagine, and I dont want to,but after seeing that...thi… 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
#2269 - well, I guess you have to pay a price for doing what you like....  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
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#2277 - mrcorner (02/02/2015) [-]
huehuehue
Seriously though, it could have been worse. But it is quite literally a pain in the ass
#2306 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
i cant imagine, and I dont want to,but after seeing that...thing... I have a weird feeling on my ass... just..just swing those hair man, and dont think of that thing down there.
#2207 - aw shiet son, that s a shame.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
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#2232 - mrcorner (02/02/2015) [-]
Not as much as wearing this www.stonedancewear.com/785-thickbox/dance-belt-skin-colored.jpg for several hours per day
#2269 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
well, I guess you have to pay a price for doing what you like....
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#2277 - mrcorner (02/02/2015) [-]
huehuehue
Seriously though, it could have been worse. But it is quite literally a pain in the ass
#2306 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
i cant imagine, and I dont want to,but after seeing that...thing... I have a weird feeling on my ass... just..just swing those hair man, and dont think of that thing down there.