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sirfistalot

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:6/29/2016
Location:Slovakia
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#28 - you see? this is why people need to spank their kids... 04/20/2016 on People suck +1
#34 - god damn it man... 04/19/2016 on /fit/izen is depressed +7
#2 - Kot Blini 04/16/2016 on Kot on blini 0
#17 - "let kid decide whats best for him" So why … 04/14/2016 on Why Shouldn’t Our Sons... +2
#3 - Its not that bad Dmy well endowed daddy. Chin up 04/13/2016 on admin's face revealed 0
#19 - We need another plague  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2016 on "being attracted to lolis... +7
#123 - dfxcgxcxgv (04/13/2016) [-]
People like you tend to seclude themselves in their mother's basement which is why you continue to shitpost.
#15 - Everyone thinks I m getting fit because of better chances to g…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2016 on preparing for refugees +26
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#37 - Sethorein (04/12/2016) [-]
>spend every day getting fit
>deusvult.jpg
>news declares race war
>I am ready
>all 5'11 of my incredible physique grace the battle field as I don my totally legit suit of crusader's full plate.
>give praise to the sun as I near the first man of African persuasion to begin the cleansing
>he turns around and starts shooting me
>my armour prevents penetration, but not blunt force trauma
>his friends arrive and start shooting as well
>Ave Maria.
>nuke is dropped to contain the catastrophe as the city falls to the black horde.

Good thing I was working out am I right?
#40 - notagainpls (04/12/2016) [-]
You're like the edge of a sword.
Why the hell do you think soldiers have to march and build up cardio? Why do you think they have to be fit? If you're going to carry around all the supplies needed for a war, your underweight bone-y ass or overweight meat blob ass won't get you anywhere. Same applies to militia and basically anybody trying to fight.
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#41 - Sethorein (04/12/2016) [-]
Eh fair enough.

Though you're assuming I'm not fit just cause I was teasing muh deus vult. I'm a varsity fencer. No muscle to speak of, but cardio for days.
#44 - notagainpls (04/13/2016) [-]
Varsity fencer, that's actually impressive.
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#45 - Sethorein (04/13/2016) [-]
It's not that tough tbh. So few people fence that getting to the provincial level just requires dedication for 4ish years. I mean, it isn't easy, but compared to sports like football or something it's pretty easy to get into and get far.
#56 - Rwanda pplz fw blood airdrops 04/12/2016 on 10-4-2016 +5
#326 - **sirfistalot used "*roll picture*"** **sirfistalot rolled … 04/12/2016 on What are they laughing at?... +1
#1478 - **sirfistalot used "*roll picture*"** **sirfistalot rolled … 04/11/2016 on Roll for what arrives to... 0