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sirfistalot

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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:8/26/2016
Location:Slovakia
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#33 - How dude? You are doing it, foreplay and you suddenly get…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2016 on anon asks what sex feels like 0
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#34 - sketchE (06/09/2016) [-]
before you meet her. i have a problem with masturbating way too much so my girlfriend feels bad when i dont get off. the reason is i jack off in the morning without thinking about it
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#35 - sirfistalot (06/09/2016) [-]
well I jack of approximately 2 times a week now, 4 at best, because I still dont live on my own...dont have any privacy and now I spend most of the time at work or with new gf (which most of the time results in massive painfull blue ballz)or just outside in general and by gods my ballz man, I cant go longer like this...the number one reason I want to buy a flat is to masterbate whenever I want...
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#36 - sketchE (06/09/2016) [-]
its nice. just dont go too crazy trust me from experience
#32 - Havent tried that but I red about it. For me personally it… 06/09/2016 on anon asks what sex feels like 0
#8 - Sex is like this gif You are super excited, because it loo…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/08/2016 on anon asks what sex feels like +6
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#21 - sketchE (06/09/2016) [-]
violent masturbation before hand
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#33 - sirfistalot (06/09/2016) [-]
How dude?
You are doing it, foreplay and you suddenly get up like, well excuse me I need to shake hands with Mr. Johnson for a minute, I see you soon m lady.
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#34 - sketchE (06/09/2016) [-]
before you meet her. i have a problem with masturbating way too much so my girlfriend feels bad when i dont get off. the reason is i jack off in the morning without thinking about it
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#35 - sirfistalot (06/09/2016) [-]
well I jack of approximately 2 times a week now, 4 at best, because I still dont live on my own...dont have any privacy and now I spend most of the time at work or with new gf (which most of the time results in massive painfull blue ballz)or just outside in general and by gods my ballz man, I cant go longer like this...the number one reason I want to buy a flat is to masterbate whenever I want...
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#36 - sketchE (06/09/2016) [-]
its nice. just dont go too crazy trust me from experience
#26 - undertaleshiitpost (06/09/2016) [-]
>VIOLENT
#10 - anon (06/09/2016) [-]
surely there is something you could try to do about it. I manage to control the duration just by stopping for a little. I got so good at it that my lady complains that it's too long. I wasn't any sort of master in this whole deal aswell. I understand that this won't work for everyone but some medication maybe? some numbing agent? I down't know and I'm not willing to fill my history with queries about it ;)
#32 - sirfistalot (06/09/2016) [-]
Havent tried that but I red about it.
For me personally its kinda mental issue, sometimes I can last longer but then I realise "...holy shit dude your are doing it good, would be a shame if you cum, panic intensifies yeah, dont cum, dont cum, aaaaaand I came." I cant relax...cant ejoy it of fear that I would cum in instant. Simply soon as I think about it I wanna hakuna my tatas.
Dont know what to do, being drunk helps little bit because my mindset is on different levels...
Idk, I think I m gonna turn gay and just suck dicks till I killmyself.
#66 - Sweden you are doing great! Keep up the good work! 06/08/2016 on Sweden these days +3
#93 - All these SJW man-children gotta go out in the sun once in a w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2016 on LGBTQ +1
#144 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
But, their hobby is to argue.
#100 - stay comfy kitty 05/24/2016 on Rest well, Dewey. +5
#16 - Jesus Christ thats disgusting 05/23/2016 on ew +5
#6 - hyeah  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Don't be stupid +5
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#16 - sonsofsol (05/19/2016) [-]
I would also like some sauce
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#23 - phendranadrifts (05/19/2016) [-]
>#22
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#13 - baronvonhuckle (05/19/2016) [-]
sauce on babe?
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#22 - phendranadrifts (05/19/2016) [-]
I think it's from the scyfy series "Lost Gril"
She's the human friend of the main character succubus chick if I'm right
#54 - namaste peace birb 05/18/2016 on Namaste peace birb 0
#20 - **sirfistalot used "*roll picture*"** **sirfistalot rolled …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Some awesome facts 0
#21 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
There actually IS a system called "Skynet" used by the military, but it's a communications network, not a fail-deadly nuclear retaliation system. Of course, such a system DOES exist in Russia known as "Perimetr", or "Dead Hand" in the West.
#54 - skebaba (05/18/2016) [-]
Pls tell me it only has access to intel stuff and not stuff like drones and EXO-skeletons.