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sirfistalot

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:3/31/2015
Location:Slovakia
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#175101 - Hello Any Italfag here? Im traveling from Austria Vie…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #175102 - advice (02/17/2015) [-]
be as defensive a driver as possible.
#117057 - Hello Any Italfag here? Im traveling from Austria Vie… 02/17/2015 on Social Board 0
#505 - Im 24 and working (slacking off on FJ at the moment) 02/17/2015 on How old are you? 0
#29 - Volvo? Its ******* LADA, the glorious piece of sovi…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2015 on coca cola 0
User avatar #34 - tfwigetbanned (02/15/2015) [-]
might be a ziguli, not that there's any difference
User avatar #32 - kevinator (02/15/2015) [-]
I saw boxy, I thought it was a volvo, I ALWAYS forget about the sack of shit that is the Lada
#31 - anonymous (02/15/2015) [-]
glorious? the driver died......thats the passenger getting out.
and im sure they were doing less than 60 mph.
unless it was meant to be sarcastic.
#20 - Picture 02/11/2015 on Valentine Cards +1
#19 - oh this one is beautifull ;_; 02/11/2015 on Valentine Cards +1
#30 - Thanks, words like these brings me hope  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #31 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
One more point of hope...I've been told, and by more than one of my exes, that it makes them feel sexier when you orgasm quickly (obviously not all the time). Like their allure is what got you there so quickly. Chin up bro. You are probably thinking about it a thousand times more than your lady will be. Peace!
#27 - well I m 24 but I have a feeling its getting better  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #28 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
Trust me, it is. Not only that, but as women get older, they tend to communicate better about what gets them there. That whole "making love for hours" cliche is bullshit. Most women don't want to be railed for more than 20 or 30 minutes...especially if they have already had an orgasm. Sex feels good, but the goal is to bust a nut (both parties). If that takes 5 minutes, it just gives you both more time to rub each others ass while you watch netflix after you've finished.
#30 - sirfistalot (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks, words like these brings me hope
User avatar #31 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
One more point of hope...I've been told, and by more than one of my exes, that it makes them feel sexier when you orgasm quickly (obviously not all the time). Like their allure is what got you there so quickly. Chin up bro. You are probably thinking about it a thousand times more than your lady will be. Peace!
#25 - Well me and my gf used to have a foreplay for circa 20 - 40 mi…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #26 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
Oldfag reporting...when you get out of your early twenties and into your late twenties, control becomes a hell of a lot easier. I used to bust a nut just at the thought of putting it in the vagoo. Once you learn to relax (and realize it isn't the last time you'll ever have sex) you can last pretty much as long as you want. Unless you are slam fucking a girl and she says don't stop. Shits going to go down no matter how much control you have!
User avatar #27 - sirfistalot (02/10/2015) [-]
well I m 24 but I have a feeling its getting better
User avatar #28 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
Trust me, it is. Not only that, but as women get older, they tend to communicate better about what gets them there. That whole "making love for hours" cliche is bullshit. Most women don't want to be railed for more than 20 or 30 minutes...especially if they have already had an orgasm. Sex feels good, but the goal is to bust a nut (both parties). If that takes 5 minutes, it just gives you both more time to rub each others ass while you watch netflix after you've finished.
#30 - sirfistalot (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks, words like these brings me hope
User avatar #31 - travishein (02/10/2015) [-]
One more point of hope...I've been told, and by more than one of my exes, that it makes them feel sexier when you orgasm quickly (obviously not all the time). Like their allure is what got you there so quickly. Chin up bro. You are probably thinking about it a thousand times more than your lady will be. Peace!
#456 - Thanks to this site, I remain sane in my job and have a few la… 02/08/2015 on Talk to Admin 0
#133 - no one was spared not even the children  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Tumblr Compilation +6
#152 - defski (02/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #151 - elenaskywalker (02/07/2015) [-]
DAT RAPE FACE DOE
#101 - C mon man, I just bought raisins ! 02/03/2015 on Facts you would rather not... +1
#2589 - eeeej servis ! 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
#2335 - Picture 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... 0
#2306 - i cant imagine, and I dont want to,but after seeing that...thi… 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
#2269 - well, I guess you have to pay a price for doing what you like....  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
User avatar #2277 - mrcorner (02/02/2015) [-]
huehuehue
Seriously though, it could have been worse. But it is quite literally a pain in the ass
#2306 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
i cant imagine, and I dont want to,but after seeing that...thing... I have a weird feeling on my ass... just..just swing those hair man, and dont think of that thing down there.
#2207 - aw shiet son, that s a shame.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
User avatar #2232 - mrcorner (02/02/2015) [-]
Not as much as wearing this www.stonedancewear.com/785-thickbox/dance-belt-skin-colored.jpg for several hours per day
#2269 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
well, I guess you have to pay a price for doing what you like....
User avatar #2277 - mrcorner (02/02/2015) [-]
huehuehue
Seriously though, it could have been worse. But it is quite literally a pain in the ass
#2306 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
i cant imagine, and I dont want to,but after seeing that...thing... I have a weird feeling on my ass... just..just swing those hair man, and dont think of that thing down there.
#2189 - do you swing your hair back n front while dancing?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
User avatar #2199 - mrcorner (02/02/2015) [-]
Sometimes, especially when it's showtime.
Sadly, the everyday dance is just technique, and I'm forced to have a ponytail for practical purposes.
User avatar #2207 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
aw shiet son, that s a shame.
User avatar #2232 - mrcorner (02/02/2015) [-]
Not as much as wearing this www.stonedancewear.com/785-thickbox/dance-belt-skin-colored.jpg for several hours per day
#2269 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
well, I guess you have to pay a price for doing what you like....
User avatar #2277 - mrcorner (02/02/2015) [-]
huehuehue
Seriously though, it could have been worse. But it is quite literally a pain in the ass
#2306 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
i cant imagine, and I dont want to,but after seeing that...thing... I have a weird feeling on my ass... just..just swing those hair man, and dont think of that thing down there.
#2167 - reminded me of this  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +3
User avatar #2176 - walcorn (02/02/2015) [-]
aw ye nigga
#2087 - we took the kebab and moved somewhere else! mass graves  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +2
User avatar #2307 - dilara (02/02/2015) [-]
jesus h. christ. I was thinking something like that.
#2053 - >serb, >play harmonika >many kebab removed …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +3
User avatar #2067 - dilara (02/02/2015) [-]
what do you mean with kebab removed?
User avatar #2087 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
we took the kebab and moved somewhere else!
mass graves
User avatar #2307 - dilara (02/02/2015) [-]
jesus h. christ. I was thinking something like that.
#2020 - my god damn sides 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
#1987 - jj Lusir je pan  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
User avatar #4046 - lusir (02/03/2015) [-]
akí ste zlatí
#1967 - nj to su plebs aj moji, konvertovanie prebieha pomaly …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
User avatar #1978 - birgirpall (02/02/2015) [-]
Lusir ma aj vlajku
User avatar #4045 - lusir (02/03/2015) [-]
bože chlapci ja sa budem asi červeňať
User avatar #1987 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
jj Lusir je pan
User avatar #4046 - lusir (02/03/2015) [-]
akí ste zlatí
#1942 - Nitra Born and raised  [+] (6 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
User avatar #1952 - birgirpall (02/02/2015) [-]
Nevidim tu vela slovakov, vsetci moji kamosi su na 9gage
User avatar #1967 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
nj to su plebs
aj moji, konvertovanie prebieha pomaly
ale je ich tu zopar, ked je nejaky post o slovensku hend sa vsetci ozyvaju
User avatar #1978 - birgirpall (02/02/2015) [-]
Lusir ma aj vlajku
User avatar #4045 - lusir (02/03/2015) [-]
bože chlapci ja sa budem asi červeňať
User avatar #1987 - sirfistalot (02/02/2015) [-]
jj Lusir je pan
User avatar #4046 - lusir (02/03/2015) [-]
akí ste zlatí

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User avatar #47 - sirfistalot (03/20/2015) [-]
hue
#27 - sirfistalot (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#18 - fjponythread (08/16/2013) [-]
You're from Slovakia, right?
In what city do you live?
#20 to #18 - sirfistalot (08/16/2013) [-]
in glorious city of Nitra
#21 to #20 - fjponythread (08/16/2013) [-]
Bratislava here
User avatar #22 to #21 - sirfistalot (08/16/2013) [-]
so are you here as a exchange student or something? alebo si domaci a piseme si jak jebnuty po anglicky?
User avatar #23 to #22 - fjponythread (08/16/2013) [-]
Piseme jak jebnuty po anglicky
#19 to #14 - fjponythread (08/16/2013) [-]
>Not using Notepad++
>Not using Notepad++
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirfistalot (06/04/2013) [-]
buttony
User avatar #16 to #12 - sirfistalot (06/04/2013) [-]
prva stranka
User avatar #6 - ryanfitzy (02/05/2013) [-]
Do you play items game at all? If not, can I trade you?
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