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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:5/26/2016
Location:Slovakia
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#2 - someone got some nudes of Ms. Aria Giovanni? yes I m a l…  [+] (30 new replies) 04/06/2016 on If only we respected REAL... +249
#105 - reinbowxdash (04/07/2016) [-]
**reinbowxdash used "*roll picture*"**
**reinbowxdash rolled image** That's disturbing.
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#65 - commoncrunch (04/07/2016) [-]
I've seen this video so many times, I wonder what the source is. I kinda wanna watch the original.
#71 - anon (04/07/2016) [-]
h3h3productions on youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI
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#73 - commoncrunch (04/07/2016) [-]
Well, yes, but I meant the original original, like, what episode of what cooking show did h3h3 use?
#76 - henrikiw (04/07/2016) [-]
He's using more than one cooking session but primarily the first one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1_ODDevbY8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUJJdeByJa0
#53 - porkslapchop (04/07/2016) [-]
Jesus thats creepy. Grade A editing right there
#51 - anon (04/07/2016) [-]
What's up with the guy standing at the cliff
#92 - kingreykonig (04/07/2016) [-]
Its probably ainsly himself
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#42 - crazyguyindahood (04/07/2016) [-]
why do they have to use such a sensitive microphone?
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#48 - zuflux (04/07/2016) [-]
For some people the soft squishy noises hit their ASMR spots. To others, like me, soft lip smacking and wet squishy noises are some of the moist annoying noises I can think of.

#39 - Mesmus (04/07/2016) [-]
**Mesmus used "*roll picture*"**
**Mesmus rolled image** sitting here thinking "ear rape inc... any second now"
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#28 - fukatron (04/07/2016) [-]
always thought this was magic johnson......
#86 - anon (04/07/2016) [-]
you've always been way off
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#14 - belshir (04/07/2016) [-]
always found this video relaxing for some reason
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#27 - thebaker (04/07/2016) [-]
I thought I was the only one
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#18 - sadisticsalmon (04/07/2016) [-]
It may be you got ASMR, there's a lot of people on the internet who just find weird sounds extremely relaxing
#56 - anon (04/07/2016) [-]
Frequent AMSR listener here; it's a pretty interesting phenomenon. Always remembered feeling oddly relaxed as a kid when I'd get my hair cut and listen to where the scissors were with my eyes closed, then someone posted a video- somewhere here on Funnyjunk, actually- that accurately described it as ASMR.

Related, it's the video that was uploaded. Headphones recommended.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5X9oUNSYyE
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#5 - thesinful (04/06/2016) [-]
Used to have vids of her stripping. But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked and my pc died
#13 - jakeattack (04/07/2016) [-]
shiiiteeeee
#135 - capnkrunch (04/07/2016) [-]
"Nurgles Nymphs" Um, I'm not sure I want too see that...
#69 - agentmoleman (04/07/2016) [-]
#54 - whatyousay (04/07/2016) [-]
Nurgle!?
#41 - dickchupacabra (04/07/2016) [-]
That link name made me think it was going to redirect me to a site full of Plague Marine porn. I'm really glad it didn't.
#34 - uleaveinpieces (04/07/2016) [-]
#21 - gernet (04/07/2016) [-]
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**gernet rolled image**off to nsfw
#138 - wowwat (04/07/2016) [-]
Mitch McConnell?
#6 - sirfistalot (04/06/2016) [-]
Ey, thats pretty good.
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#118 - kneehumper (04/07/2016) [-]
Do you have an youtube link for that video?
#69 - Facts? This is just some made up fantasy ****.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2016 on Random Facts Comp 0
#86 - anon (04/06/2016) [-]
#122 - no its not  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2016 on A new dawn has come upon man. +5
#140 - anon (04/05/2016) [-]
well maybe if it was an actual fatality
with less porn
#160 - anon (04/05/2016) [-]
It's from mortal kombat x
#52 - to waste* 04/04/2016 on How 2 enrich your culture 0
#51 - We need a "Punisher" character the waste this scum o…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2016 on How 2 enrich your culture +1
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#52 - sirfistalot (04/04/2016) [-]
to waste*
#54 - Merkel should be hanged for this or at least send to gladiator… 04/04/2016 on comp o' cultural enrichment +3
#55 - I live and drink every weekend in eastern Europe but what is t… 04/02/2016 on Savage +2
#59 - I m mediocre autistic about realism so I guess I ll be able to… 04/02/2016 on Japan sure has changed man 0
#428 - I hope this story is true. Dont get me wrong, I admire her… 04/01/2016 on Russian Hero's Last Words +7
#37 - Havent seen it mainly because I have just seen the D-Day scene…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2016 on Japan sure has changed man +1
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#54 - asotil (04/01/2016) [-]
That's literally the last 5 minutes of the movie is the D-Day scene. There's about 3 other fight scenes 2 in the Gobi Desert, 1 on the Eastern Front and they're presented in a pretty good way
#51 - makeman (04/01/2016) [-]
It has some exaggerated blitzkrieg, but if you aren't full on autistic about realism then it's pretty awesome.
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#59 - sirfistalot (04/02/2016) [-]
I m mediocre autistic about realism so I guess I ll be able to handle it.
#37 - give me sick gainz admin 04/01/2016 on Admin will post on your... 0
#56 - Picture 03/30/2016 on sirfistalot's profile 0
#87 - 12 yo are getting more action than me... k. 03/30/2016 on Even The Little Ones +3
#41 - Need more minerals 03/30/2016 on ATTENTION: IMPORTANT PLEASE... 0
#11 - **sirfistalot used "*roll picture*"** **sirfistalot rolled … 03/29/2016 on You're pregnant, roll for... 0
#37 - Lenin cat approves 03/29/2016 on BASED Russian Soldier BTFOd... +7
#51 - Russians getting **** done mad max style 03/28/2016 on Thumbing up a -50 comment... 0
#435 - ...************... 03/27/2016 on What you're reincarnated as 0
#427 - **sirfistalot used "*roll picture*"** **sirfistalot rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2016 on What you're reincarnated as -1
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#435 - sirfistalot (03/27/2016) [-]
...motherfucker...
#1249 - oh man, worm life will be tough 03/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#1246 - **sirfistalot used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **sirfistalot rolls 83**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
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#1249 - sirfistalot (03/27/2016) [-]
Worms oh man, worm life will be tough
#9 - why? ...just...why?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2016 on Admin is getting married +2
#10 - anon (03/26/2016) [-]
He might have gotten to know her, fallen in love, and saw beyond her physical impairment to the person she is, and the person he wants to share his life with.
#20 - anon (03/27/2016) [-]
Do you accept goat fucking?
#13 - tsagu (03/26/2016) [-]
**tsagu used "*roll picture*"**
**tsagu rolled image** Alright now back to reality, he most likely has a weird, obscure fucked up fetish for midgets missing limbs, and this was a gold mine for him.
#17 - anon (03/26/2016) [-]
Was gonna thumb you up but then i remembered that youre a fag
#1151 - Picture 03/25/2016 on It's Raining Memes! 0
#10 - This is basically what gypsies do in Slovakia, they get prego …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2016 on Mom tells daughter, 19, to... +16
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#43 - shumdek (03/23/2016) [-]
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#42 - shumdek (03/23/2016) [-]
I need the sauce on this
#7 - Jesus, admin, arent you tired from all this non-stop posting? 03/22/2016 on Anime Explosion!!! +1
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#54 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
The ultimate army, now at your service!
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#53 to #52 - sirfistalot ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
Thank you based Hitler
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#50 - sirfistalot ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
shieet
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#47 - sirfistalot ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
hue
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