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sirfistalot

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Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
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Location:Slovakia
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#42 - Close call thread?  [+] (26 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Luck +48
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#121 - heartlessrobot (05/05/2013) [-]
I think he knew exactly where he was standing.
#75 - zdshdci (05/05/2013) [-]
He couldnt make it away in time
#68 - thenipplethief (05/05/2013) [-]
That man gives 0 fucks.
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#66 - ooooooooooo (05/05/2013) [-]
Can someone fucking continue this. tnx
#70 - sirfistalot (05/05/2013) [-]
gasp* I guess its gotta be me again
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#90 - sirfistalot (05/05/2013) [-]
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#93 - icecrmpntjb (05/05/2013) [-]
someone please add "lolololololololololol" to this gif
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#108 - pseudobob (05/05/2013) [-]
on it buddy, but I might take a while. hopefully will remember your fucked up name by the time it's done.
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#136 - icecrmpntjb (05/21/2013) [-]
how long does it take?

<3 ice cream paint job
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#137 - pseudobob (05/24/2013) [-]
damn it. I actually left the site for a while and forgot all about this, and now I have a lot of work to do. we'll see if it happens eventually. sorry if it doesn't.
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#138 - icecrmpntjb (08/23/2013) [-]
okay.
#91 - sirfistalot (05/05/2013) [-]
#110 - zorororonoa (05/05/2013) [-]
Here is my continuation of the close call gifs
#111 - zorororonoa (05/05/2013) [-]
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#119 - rellergert (05/05/2013) [-]
I saw this one on the news. The cop actually got pretty badly injured, mostly his leg I think. He sends his partner after the other car.
#113 - zorororonoa (05/05/2013) [-]
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#120 - sirfistalot (05/05/2013) [-]
this gif is freakin incredible
you know you are totally fucked when 2 trucks collide to each other and rumbling towards you.
If I was him I would wasted myself in the nearest bar
#114 - zorororonoa (05/05/2013) [-]
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#92 - sirfistalot (05/05/2013) [-]
Bonus gif
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#101 - cakezs (05/05/2013) [-]
Grim Reaper inbound
#79 - Jews fw they see the tree 05/05/2013 on Wishing Tree +56
#16 - Picture 05/05/2013 on War...War Never Changes... 0
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#25 - "Whats happening next? Stuff Stuff n t… 05/04/2013 on Mom go away, you won't... +1
#5 - Picture 05/04/2013 on Good thing captions exist +2
#42 - "kicking me eh? COME HERE YOU LITTLE ****!" 05/04/2013 on lovin parents +20
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#12 - ****** is lucky he ended just with tattoo on his forehead …  [+] (23 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Katie +446
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#735 - spankyy (05/04/2013) [-]
I heard he actually killed himself.
#749 - jettom (05/04/2013) [-]
How lame.
#663 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
Cutie mark!
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#562 - lecherouslad (05/04/2013) [-]
So you think we should all be tremendously excited about... prison rape? When did Prison Rape become socially acceptable? Is only "OK" if it happens to someone YOU don't like, or can I rape anyone in prison?
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#738 - sealman (05/04/2013) [-]
Eh, vengeance is often indistinguishable from justice.
#706 - crim (05/04/2013) [-]
if you rape a little girl the prisoners need their dicks to be barbed..... and on fire.
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#820 - lecherouslad (05/05/2013) [-]
Then why don't we just sentence them to "dicks to be barbed..... and on fire", and not prevaricate? Why don't we sentence him to prison rape?
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#680 - LaBarata (05/04/2013) [-]
Yup.
#460 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
Thank you sir,I never knew that was Willem Dafoe.
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#421 - lamadrama (05/04/2013) [-]
You are too negative, stay positive -Lil B
#575 - LemonNADE (05/04/2013) [-]
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#412 - lmaopwnt (05/04/2013) [-]
Child molesters, rapists, and domestic abusers are raped practically daily in prison.
Inmates may not care what the law says, but they know what's fucked up, and believe me, they don't keep it to themselves.
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#165 - popkornking (05/03/2013) [-]
Is Willem Dafoe capable of making a non-rape face?
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#129 - admiralen (05/03/2013) [-]
>implying getting raped by people with willem dafoes face is a bad thing
#256 - SHAMU (05/03/2013) [-]
Awww Yiss Defoe, the slightly creepier version of Kevin Bacon.
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#541 - charderpizard (05/04/2013) [-]
what movie is this?
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#556 - thatniggerguy (05/04/2013) [-]
The Boondock Saints.
#418 - powellrebecca (05/04/2013) [-]
awww yiss
#27 - isolotop (05/03/2013) [-]
It was a branding, hot iron on his head searing letters into his skin, but yeah he deserves worse
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#198 - danniegurl (05/03/2013) [-]
well, tattooing can be called "branding" as well.
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#452 - lolbutts (05/04/2013) [-]
No, it can't
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#627 - Mecryte (05/04/2013) [-]
Sure it can.
#19 - taurusguy (05/03/2013) [-]
That face makes it funny as fuck
#11 - Comment deleted 05/03/2013 on Katie 0