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#351 - ayy sup, looking good comrade old picture af bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2016 on Post your f%%%ing selfie! 0
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#357 - sobir (03/10/2016) [-]
tanks are the shit
#362 - sirfistalot (03/10/2016) [-]
tanks are life
tanks are love
#494165 - damn it admin 03/10/2016 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN 0
#8 - that pretty much sums up my situation  [+] (16 new replies) 03/10/2016 on When you see your crush... +123
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#38 - dbqpdb (03/11/2016) [-]
It'll be me at the end of the year. Right now I'm trying to do everything I can to improve my life, from going to college (for something I actually like), getting a better job, getting into shape, and getting new hobbies. I've put up a dating profile, and if by the end of the year I don't find anyone then I give up.
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#44 - sirfistalot (03/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, I ve done that, it fills up the emptiness, but somewhere deep down there is this feeling you dont want to masturbate to your waifu body pillow till rest of your life.
#40 - anon (03/11/2016) [-]
you are making your life better and happier only to find a significant other...

At the end of the year you will see that you played yourself you wont need it, you will be happy already!
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#43 - dbqpdb (03/11/2016) [-]
I mis-spoke. I'm making my life better because I've wasted most of it, I'm just hoping I can meet someone while I'm improving. I'm giving it to the end of this year because I'm honestly at a point where I can hardly think of what I would even do in a relationship at this point, and it's almost a point of no return for me.
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#66 - alucord (03/11/2016) [-]
Listen to what anon said.

Don't give up, I almost did. It would have been horrible. I know it hurts to be alone and to feel like you are worthless, but you aren't look at all you are doing for yourself. That is more important than anyone else
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#68 - dbqpdb (03/12/2016) [-]
It doesn't hurt to be alone and I don't feel worthless, I just feel like I'm never going to experience something fundamental to so many other people, and it's frustrating.
#22 - anon (03/11/2016) [-]
it's a nice feeling though. not having to worry about if the girl you are talking to will be interested in you. it makes it easier to be friends with them at least. hopefully you dont become like me; be single for so long and now nearly in 30s and physically cannot even love anymore, any girl that actually is interested, i have nothing to give.
#34 - sirfistalot (03/11/2016) [-]
I m 26, had one serious relationship that ended about year ago - where she cheated on me.
Confidence : gone
Had one change to score with grill but she pick some other dude, that was few months ago
Now I m hitting on co-worker but she got just fired and lives far away she is applying for an internship to China...
Confidence : another galaxy far far away.
I mean, there were 2 fat/curvy 7,5/10 chicks that were trying to hunt me down, but you have to understand I dont wanna date someone who is more...massive than me. I want to be hunter not hunted.

Now I have very little hope that I will meet grill of my desire and make her to be with me for 5 ever.
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#67 - alucord (03/11/2016) [-]
There is always something to work for to strive for, that is more important. I had a thing with a girl, and quite frankly it was disappointing. the rest of my life was going well, expect for relationships. I thought if I fixed that, everything would be better. I was wrong. Improve yourself, make yourself happy, everything else will come

you too doughnutholer and dgurevich
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#70 - doughnutholer (03/14/2016) [-]
Some people tell me if you go out with the express purpose of trying to find a GF you will usually fail. Relationships (at least the lasting ones) they say come to you automatically. Like that one girl you really wanna strive for will come when you least expect it/ Sounds a bit romantic but do you agree with that?
#46 - anon (03/11/2016) [-]
I'm 26 too. not been on a relationship. but lemme ask you: i know it sucks and it feels like there is no hope...

but is there something wrong with us when we think our lives our going to shitholeville because we don't have GFs at 26? is it just our generation that thinks like this? we may feel old but biologically we're still very young. my parents tell me that when they were young it was very normal for people to get their lives going the way they wanted to at 40 or even 45.

what if we're actually pretty foolish to be so forlorn at 26...becaus we have not found a GF yet? Just something i ask myself periodically and want to share with you
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#58 - dgurevich (03/11/2016) [-]
I know man. I can't say my life sucks that much, but still no gf. I have a good job that plays well, moved out of my parent's house a while ago, have a nice car.
I'm a bit overweight, but not obese...
It seems I just stopped caring at all.
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#47 - doughnutholer (03/11/2016) [-]
I posted comment #46 btw... I just forgot to log on
#55 - arandomanon (03/11/2016) [-]
I think it has more to do with the constant and unrideable feeling of constantly thinking "why can't I attract anyone, I guess there's something very wrong with me". That's my case at least. I've had a relationship but... well, let's say it sucked ass so I'm pretty much in the same boat. I'm 25, very depressed and with absolutely no confidence to the point where I have persuaded myself I'm better this way instead of trying to have hope for something that won't come.
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#50 - sirfistalot (03/11/2016) [-]
Remind me dude I have to reply on your comment, I m in a hurry now so maybe tomorrow.
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#31 - ImmortalBaconEater (03/11/2016) [-]
At least you can become a wizard
#85 - I like tanks  [+] (9 new replies) 03/10/2016 on Post your f%%%ing selfie! +1
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#380 - heartbleed (03/10/2016) [-]
I want a tank ;-;
#383 - sirfistalot (03/10/2016) [-]
here you go, IS2 stronk!

me too ;_;
#391 - heartbleed (03/10/2016) [-]
I'm more of a German fanboy but IS 2 is stronk tank. I mean just look at this beautiful baby!
#402 - sirfistalot (03/10/2016) [-]
got you fam, Imperial War Museum in London was awesome

that fag with long hair das me
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#411 - heartbleed (03/10/2016) [-]
It's alright I have long hair rn :^) I'm just so sad that there aren't any museums with tanks in them in Vancouver (Canada).
#198 - sobir (03/10/2016) [-]
ayyyy tankbros
horrible picture tho
#351 - sirfistalot (03/10/2016) [-]
ayy sup, looking good comrade

old picture af but I still remember that awesome feeling while I was climbing up on it.
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#357 - sobir (03/10/2016) [-]
tanks are the shit
#362 - sirfistalot (03/10/2016) [-]
tanks are life
tanks are love
#2 - eh 03/10/2016 on Captain America: Civil War... +3
#21 - **** truck 03/10/2016 on thanks +3
#2 - stealing papa franku jokes admin? smh 03/10/2016 on What do you call a redneck... 0
#155 - This castle looks awesome, where is it?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2016 on The charm of Europe 0
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#200 - smokeyrp (03/09/2016) [-]
It's the beautiful city of Carcassonne near the French/Spanish border.
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#173 - groborg (03/09/2016) [-]
#154 - pop pop pop 03/09/2016 on Michael J. Fox mode +9
#151 - **sirfistalot used "*roll picture*"** **sirfistalot rolled … 03/08/2016 on *roll* for what you sleep... 0