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Date Signed Up:8/19/2012
Last Login:5/26/2016
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#138 - how dare you think the tog is impractical. ive played enough w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2016 on /v/ on the new Battlefield +3
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#159 - snohball (05/08/2016) [-]
Not sucking up that easy DMG.

Tog is easy xp when spotted.
#111 - unless its tera 05/01/2016 on RPG races +4
#2339 - **sircontagious used "*roll picture*"** **sircontagious rol… 04/29/2016 on Your girlfriend pulls down... 0
#48 - thats what a faggot would say (i actually don't mind seeing ml…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2016 on A sick weekend -7
#63 - trollmario (04/25/2016) [-]
That's a neckbeard.
#194 - this interview is over 04/25/2016 on Its over lads +9
#37 - you clearly have never been friends with/had family that is/ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2016 on /pol/ on libruls -2
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#39 - catburglarpenis (04/24/2016) [-]
Family: descended from second generation Germans one side, third generation Irish the other, with Welsh criminals for my namesake, all while having enough Native American blood in me for a race change but not enough for scholarships or a tax break- but am welcome on some reservations.

Been to 6 countries (I'm 28) and have several members of my platoon who are first generation, or even earned their citizenship a through military service. Been in the military on and off in 2 branches for 10 years now.

Yup.
#32 - totally misunderstood what you said, amerifag here and figured…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2016 on /pol/ on libruls 0
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#35 - catburglarpenis (04/24/2016) [-]
Not really. Most immigrants can't get anything without citizenship first which is failed by over 80% of citizens by birth when tested. No lease, no apartment, no anything. And no job either. Plus how would they get here? The journey to get to the countries they reside claim enough lives at it is, they plain old wouldn't make it all the way here. We've created immigrants on our own soil, or at least on THEIR own soil- when we made "Indian Reservations" in the badlands.

Look up the "30 Days" episode about it in the first season with Morgan Spurlock. It's informative.
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#37 - sircontagious (04/24/2016) [-]
you clearly have never been friends with/had family that is/have met an immigrant
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#39 - catburglarpenis (04/24/2016) [-]
Family: descended from second generation Germans one side, third generation Irish the other, with Welsh criminals for my namesake, all while having enough Native American blood in me for a race change but not enough for scholarships or a tax break- but am welcome on some reservations.

Been to 6 countries (I'm 28) and have several members of my platoon who are first generation, or even earned their citizenship a through military service. Been in the military on and off in 2 branches for 10 years now.

Yup.
#17 - what the actual crack are you smoking, where the **** does it …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2016 on /pol/ on libruls 0
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#25 - catburglarpenis (04/24/2016) [-]
Anywhere, in any given immigrant status agreement for refuge. What the hell are you smoking? The tent cities erected for asylum seekers are miles from any possible employment and governments straight up remove people's possessions so they can't so much as have/drive vehicles. Their status is temporary so they have no rights. Even if they could find similar employment to their skill set it would be days of travel away from their current locations, and that's walking. This information is free and easy to access- go actually gather information to support your hypothesis for once.
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#32 - sircontagious (04/24/2016) [-]
totally misunderstood what you said, amerifag here and figured you were a dirty amerilibcuck that doesnt actually have any face to face experience with muslims. muslims (even refugees/non-citizens) can all find good work in the U.S. of Freedom
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#35 - catburglarpenis (04/24/2016) [-]
Not really. Most immigrants can't get anything without citizenship first which is failed by over 80% of citizens by birth when tested. No lease, no apartment, no anything. And no job either. Plus how would they get here? The journey to get to the countries they reside claim enough lives at it is, they plain old wouldn't make it all the way here. We've created immigrants on our own soil, or at least on THEIR own soil- when we made "Indian Reservations" in the badlands.

Look up the "30 Days" episode about it in the first season with Morgan Spurlock. It's informative.
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#37 - sircontagious (04/24/2016) [-]
you clearly have never been friends with/had family that is/have met an immigrant
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#39 - catburglarpenis (04/24/2016) [-]
Family: descended from second generation Germans one side, third generation Irish the other, with Welsh criminals for my namesake, all while having enough Native American blood in me for a race change but not enough for scholarships or a tax break- but am welcome on some reservations.

Been to 6 countries (I'm 28) and have several members of my platoon who are first generation, or even earned their citizenship a through military service. Been in the military on and off in 2 branches for 10 years now.

Yup.
#28 - alright cat jesus, what say you about this ****? (my picture k…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2016 on Content ZA +1
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#35 - medexplain (04/23/2016) [-]
Get a covered litterbox and a mat to put it on. Turn the litter box so that the opening faces a wall (with a little bit of space of course). Then the cat can't jump out and bring a ton of litter out with it. Instead it needs to slowly walk out and round the corner, meaning the litter will be almost entirely contained.
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